Manchester United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2017

Jayop

I'm reading palace had 28% possession. How is that little ball and winning 3 nil even possible. That's just an insane statistical anomaly.

Do we have to play them again?

Ive never watched and pretty much ignored the whole arsenal tv thing but might give it a craic tonight where does one watch it.

Trigger

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Ive never watched and pretty much ignored the whole arsenal tv thing but might give it a craic tonight where does one watch it.

Yeah they have to play 4 of the top 6 in their last 7 matches. City, united, Spurs and Pool. No idea what order

jayo26

Only hope we may have of 4th is to keep within distance of city until we play them. It's very slim tho.

astradave

astradave wrote: »

Yeah they have to play 4 of the top 6 in their last 7 matches. City, united, Spurs and Pool. No idea what order

Hey dont be trying to drag me into your proper converstaion you know im only here for ****e talking

Jayop

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Ive never watched and pretty much ignored the whole arsenal tv thing but might give it a craic tonight where does one watch it.

It's not as good as it used to be. This season has broken them to the point t they don't even seem as angry after a result like this.

Comic Book Guy

Jayop wrote: »

I'm reading palace had 28% possession. How is that little ball and winning 3 nil even possible. That's just an insane statistical anomaly.

Do we have to play them again?

Last day of the season!

Jayop

jayo26 wrote: »

Only hope we may have of 4th is to keep within distance of city until we play them. It's very slim tho.

You'd think that and for that we need to beat Chelsea home and Burnley away. Chelsea have looked a bit weaker lately so I suppose there's a chance but it's unlikely.

TheDoctor

Jayop wrote: »

I'm reading palace had 28% possession. How is that little ball and winning 3 nil even possible. That's just an insane statistical anomaly.

Do we have to play them again?

At OT last game of the season.

We'll prob be resting some players for the Europa League final the following Wednesday

Jayop

Comic Book Guy wrote: »

Last day of the season!

Home game though should suit us against palace.

The_Kew_Tour

I'm enjoying the downfall, but I also feel guilty for it too.

I have huge respect for Wenger and what he achieved and his team from 97-2004 was magnificent .

The only side that United ever played that I really thought if we were not on our game that we would get stuffed 3 or 4 nil.

Now it's disappointing to drop points to them.

Lithium93_

Deleted User wrote: »

Ive never watched and pretty much ignored the whole arsenal tv thing but might give it a craic tonight where does one watch it.

Here ya go, https://www.youtube.com/user/arsenalfanstv

Get ready for your brain to explode with countless utterances of blud/fam.

jayo26

Jayop wrote: »

You'd think that and for that we need to beat Chelsea home and Burnley away. Chelsea have looked a bit weaker lately so I suppose there's a chance but it's unlikely.

Very unlikely but at least it's something to aim for.

DM_7

DM_7 wrote: »

Poor Wenger, its getting as bad as the end of Moyes at OT.

Meh, poor Wenger my arse. He's a millionaire he will get over it.
We suffered our Moyes season let them suffer theres so I can laugh my arse off
They are a rival, nothing more nothing less IMO

the whole year inn

astradave wrote: »

Yeah they have to play 4 of the top 6 in their last 7 matches. City, united, Spurs and Pool. No idea what order

They don't play City. That's done

S.M.B.

It's all well and good laughing at Arsenal but I still think we're likely to finish below them.

Our difficult run of fixtures combined with congestion and our form this entire season could result in a pretty embarrassing points tally come the end of play.

Trigger

the whole year inn wrote: »

They don't play City. That's done

6th of may

Edit: Just to clarify we are talking about Palace here not Arsenal

S.M.B.

S.M.B. wrote: »

It's all well and good laughing at Arsenal but I still think we're likely to finish below them.

Our difficult run of fixtures combined with congestion and our form this entire season could result in a pretty embarrassing points tally come the end of play.

We won a trophy and are in the running for another and are 3 points ahead of them. They have no plans for the future and it's full of doubt.
I take the season as it comes but I know who I'd prefer to be

the whole year inn

astradave wrote: »

6th of may

Edit: Just to clarify we are talking about Palace here not Arsenal

That makes sense I fault.

Jaysis Arsenal.

That's their +6 goal difference over us wiped out in one weekend.

xtal191

Arsenal have gone to ****e, I'd still rather see them finish top 4 instead of Liverpool

KaiserGunner

xtal191 wrote: »

Arsenal have gone to ****e, I'd still rather see them finish top 4 instead of Liverpool

I think Liverpool are certain for top 4 now. Arsenal are gone from the equation, in free fall now. I don't think Utd will get it due to the tough premier league games and Europa league ties in between. Luckily for yourselves the Europa League is their for the taking and will get you a champions league spot.

nullzero

stankratz wrote: »

Jaysis Arsenal.

That's their +6 goal difference over us wiped out in one weekend.

We've got 5th sewn up at this stage...

jimmytwotimes 2013

nullzero wrote: »

We've got 5th sewn up at this stage...

Season review DVD will be a keeper this year.

jayo26

jimmytwotimes 2013 wrote: »

Season review DVD will be a keeper this year.

Maybe a book? Call it "6th to 5th" ?

Cantona's Collars

jayo26 wrote: »

Maybe a book? Call it "6th to 5th" ?

It was going to be called "The Joy Of Sixth".

RobertKK

https://twitter.com/premierleague/status/851269523105751040

Zlatan has scored the most goals from outside the box so far this season in the Premier League with 4 goals.

jayo26

zerks wrote: »

It was going to be called "The Joy Of Sixth".

Dare to sixth

Little CuChulainn

What are the qualification rules if we come fifth and win in Europe? Does 4th place lose their slot?

GSPfan

No.

Has to be the most frequently asked question in this thread.

TonyD79

No countries get 5 places max so if both Leicester & Utd win only top 3 will qualify.

jayo26

TonyD79 wrote: »

No countries get 5 places max so if both Leicester & Utd win only top 3 will qualify.

And if we finish in top four and win Europe does that mean a team from league two will get into Europe?

GSPfan

jayo26 wrote: »

And if we finish in top four and win Europe does that mean a team from league two will get into Europe?

FFS! For the last time, if we finish in the top four and win Europe then Manchester United qualify for the World Cup and Liverpool Arsenal and Man City get relegated to the UFC.

What part of this are you not getting!

jayo26

GSPfan wrote: »

FFS! For the last time, if we finish in the top four and win Europe then Manchester United qualify for the World Cup and Liverpool Arsenal and Man City get relegated to the UFC.

What part of this are you not getting!

And what happens to La galaxy?

Trigger

jayo26 wrote: »

And what happens to La galaxy?

They get promoted to the NFL

Liam McPoyle

GSPfan wrote: »

FFS! For the last time, if we finish in the top four and win Europe then Manchester United qualify for the World Cup and Liverpool Arsenal and Man City get relegated to the UFC.

What part of this are you not getting!

Trigger

Rod Munch wrote: »

*facepalm.gif*

The_Kew_Tour

and how many league medals do Liverpool get for coming 3rd?

brinty

The_Kew_Tour wrote: »

and how many league medals do Liverpool get for coming 3rd?

oh now Kew , you can't go round saying things like that, even as a bit of banter...

FFS i'm reporting this behaviour as it may upset some of our Liverpool supporting brethern...

jayo26

The_Kew_Tour wrote: »

and how many league medals do Liverpool get for coming 3rd?

3 league titles this year for them it's the Liverpool treble

jayo26

brinty wrote: »

oh now Kew , you can't go round saying things like that, even as a bit of banter...

FFS i'm reporting this behaviour as it may upset some of our Liverpool supporting brethern...

Go back to your rock brinty you ain't welcome around here

brinty

jayo26 wrote: »

Go back to your rock brinty you ain't welcome around here

with the insane babblings round here for the last six weeks you guys need me more than i need you.....

Trigger

brinty wrote: »

oh now Kew , you can't go round saying things like that, even as a bit of banter...

FFS i'm reporting this behaviour as it may upset some of our Liverpool supporting brethern...

Yellow card for back seat modding :pac:

See you in 3 months Brinty

brinty

astradave wrote: »

Yellow card for back seat modding :pac:

See you in 3 months Brinty

its alright mate I'll not miss much by the looks of things, the ladies team have me plenty busy right now anyways and the planes, trains, tractors and spaceships

#brintyisfree

Delboy5

Dries Mertens.........would he improve United?

Dont know a whole pile about him, is he good?

brinty

Delboy5 wrote: »

Dries Mertens.........would he improve United?

Dont know a whole pile about him, is he good?

29 year old belgian, hmmmm not really worth signing at this stage of his career

brinty

saw in the indo this morning Jose is ready to sell Janujaz as part of a summer clear out, hardly surprising given that every manager since Moyes has said he's had a bad attitude. LVG, Dortmund and two belgian managers (Wilmots and Scifo) have all had issues with him, so good luck Adnan i guess?

paulbok

astradave wrote: »

They get promoted to the NFL

And bypass the semi-finals straight into the Eurovision.

Delboy5

brinty wrote: »

29 year old....

Same age as RVP when we signed him.....was he not worth it?