Manchester United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2017

Liam McPoyle

Headshot wrote: »

get the **** in

I havent yelled this much for a long time

go wan go wan go wan

My wife is due today and is currently having a bath, she nearly had a heart attack when I roared.

beno619

All the bad luck we've accumulated this season is balancing out this evening.

GSPfan

Anyone noticed how Kante has been woeful? Won't be mentioned I'm sure.

Headshot

Rod Munch wrote: »

My wife is due today and is currently having a bath, she nearly had a heart attack when I roared.

If it's a boy call him "Ander"

KH25

GSPfan wrote: »

Anyone noticed how Kante has been woeful? Won't be mentioned I'm sure.

Pogba has done well up against him today I feel. Bit sloppy on the attack but good defensively overall.

Liam McPoyle

Headshot wrote: »

If it's a boy call him "Ander"

/updates baby name list

:pac:

KH25

Fellaini has more passes today than Kante.

Clearly this means Fellaini is the greatest player ever.

Headshot

Spot on sub from Jose there

He had to make that change or we'd get over run

Cookie_Dough

Rod Munch wrote: »

My wife is due today and is currently having a bath, she nearly had a heart attack when I roared.

Your poor wife! All the best, hope everything goes well. If it stays like this you u can call the baby Jose.....regardless of sex

Quandary

Lingard worked his boll0x off today. I've been critical of him plenty times but he put in a great shift today.

Headshot

They are scared **** of Rashford's pace

Headshot

Go wan Rashford

Liam McPoyle

We look like we have two extra players out there.

Its so disappointing that performances like this haven't happened against the "smaller" teams.

MisterAnarchy

Mourinho has got his tactics spot on today.
High tempo, aggressive football with plenty of pace in the side.
Hazard and Costa haven't had a sniff, Jose knows that if you keep those 2 quiet that Chelsea are very limited in offense.

Quandary

I sense a Chelsea goal coming...

brinty

Quandary wrote:

I sense a Chelsea goal coming...

Shut up
Don't even suggest it

Hococop

Stop ..... Shooting....... Young

GSPfan

Ashley Young has spent so long at left back he no longer knows how to do anything more than hoof it.

Thanx 4 The Fish

GSPfan wrote: »

Anyone noticed how Kante has been woeful? Won't be mentioned I'm sure.

Has already been mentioned a few times, said that the way Man U has set up have comepletely nullified him through bypassing midfield.

Headshot

How good has Rojo been

Such a turn around for his career at utd

Liam McPoyle

Big Fell has been an absolute rock for us today.

Best performance I've ever seen from him for us.

MisterAnarchy

Headshot wrote: »

How good has Rojo been

Such a turn around for his career at utd

Is it my imagination or has he bulked up a good bit this season, he looks a lot bulkier

Headshot

Really hard to pick a MOTM, so many great performances by us

Sand

Rod Munch wrote: »

Big Fell has been an absolute rock for us today.

Best performance I've ever seen from him for us.

Pretty much all the players have put in good performances today. Cant really think of a player who has played poorly.

Liam McPoyle

Headshot wrote: »

Really hard to pick a MOTM, so many great performances by us

Ander for me, closely followed by Fell and Rashers.

Would like to see Rashers get it from a confidence point of view.

jayo26

Ander and flashford been fantastic and pogba was solid too..

Going to go drink some more now and save match thread for the morning it should be fantastic.

Love ye all xxx


Ps: It's my minamilistic match thread that did it again.

Headshot

golfball37 wrote: »

An insult to Tottenham that team selection ffs.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it

Lord TSC

Lot of people, myself included, owe the team an apology. Was certain the match was a write off. Hoped for a draw. To win 2-0? Awesome.

Special shout out to Herrera, who was fantastic from first whistle to last.

Liam McPoyle

Vertigo100 wrote: »

Lads I'm in Manchester now. We've never lost a game I've been to. 3 points incoming.

30 pints or more for that fcuking man.

KH25

Can we insult Tottenham more often?

ShaneU

Mourinho won us that game. All the team played their hearts out too

brinty

brinty wrote:

oh ye of little faith

When we win you'll all hail this as a master stroke...

Called it bitches...
Cmon united

How Soon Is Now

Jesus what the ****! That was like the Fergie years!

Best game I've seen Rashford play didn't put a foot wrong.

Quandary

So the player Jose sacrificed to man mark Hazard all match ended up with a goal and assist :pac:

What a beautiful irony!

ElChe32

Fantastic team performance. Well done Jose.

Mars Bar

Goes to show how much the system and style can influence result rather than the personnel.

You've got to wonder what the opposition analysts for the club do for the lower teams!

wanderer100

Wow Jose, just wow!!

What a performance

GSPfan

Lord TSC wrote: »

Lot of people, myself included, owe the team an apology. Was certain the match was a write off. Hoped for a draw. To win 2-0? Awesome.

Special shout out to Herrera, who was fantastic from first whistle to last.

In fairness to you and everyone else who doubted them I think the team owe us the apology for not turning in similar performances more often.

J. Marston

Was not expecting that. Awesome performance.

Liam McPoyle

Simply brilliant performance.

The best we have seen from Jose's United.

Bailly and Rocko, could be a partnership for the ages, Bailly had a few dodgy performances but is back into the form he started with.

Darmian has done brilliantly since he came in.

Fellaini outstanding.

Ander, club legend in the making, imperious showing from him.

Rashers, took his goal brilliantly, chased and harried the whole game and had the Chelsea defence crapping their pants.

I still think top 4 is gone but to win in that manner, in a game I was fearing the worst in is just brilliant.

To see the mass evacuation from the match thread after the first goal was akin to watching wildebeest try to leg it from the lions in a David Attenborough special, absolutely delicious.

Its been a long time since I've felt as elated after a game, particularly one that doesn't mean much in the grand scheme of the season.

Fcuking love this club.

GSPfan

Bailly and Rojo are my first choice pairing at the back. I love the aggression in both of them. Sure they have a few mistakes in them but who doesn't.

Did De Gea make a save today?

caviardreams

Rod Munch wrote: »

30 pints or more for that fcuking man.

Need to get him a season ticket!

Bret Hart

Judas still number 1.

Cookie_Dough

Great game! Delighted with the win and everyone gave a great performance! Wasn't expecting a win in the slightest.

#notsixth

Also I feel the real hero here is jayo26 for creating the match thread and keeping his winning streak alive please no Al the match threads til the end of the season

adox

****ing great performance. Love seeing that intensity, pace and physicallity.

I know I'll probably be slaughtered for this but I thought Pogba was yet again poor overall.

Great result and great performance. It warms the heart to see what this team can do when it goes right.

Great sub by Jose to bring Carrick on when he did. Closed in down as much as he could when Fabregas came on.

Still in with a shout of top 4. If that performance(and the clean sheet) doesn't give the team the confidence and bottle for the remaining games nothing will.

TheDoc

Did not see that coming. Felt a big worry before he match. Wow

I criticise the manager a bit but deserves full praise today. Tactics before and during game were spot on. Really good performances all round.

Thought Darmian went a bit under the radar. Totally marked Pedro out of the game.
Herrera was an animal today. What a performance
Fellaini was exceptional, so good.
Rashford was tremendous. Really took his chance leading the line. Fair play to him.
Rojo turning into a really wonderful CB imo.

Don't think I'd any real issues or complaints today. Pogba looks absolutely shattered mind you. Thought he was good until he started flagging second half

GSPfan

Ander Herrera should be the captain when he plays. He is a leader.

brinty

Cookie_Dough wrote:

Also I feel the real hero here is jayo26 for creating the match thread and keeping his winning streak alive please no Al the match threads til the end of the season

What about my optimism in the face off everyone moaning about the team selected
#positivity

IamtheWalrus

A few owe the special one an apology




















/windUpMerchant

Cookie_Dough

brinty wrote: »

What about my optimism in the face off everyone moaning about the team selected
#positivity

I just thought the whiskey chocolate had gone to your head

Well done!! Go team choo choo!