Manchester United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2017

TitianGerm

zerks wrote: »

Rumours are that when he lost his virginity he won it back.

One of his mates lost his as well and Kante got it straight back for him.

J. Marston

Checked the table to see how Arsenal would be after this. Then I saw Everton. They'll be 2 points behind us if they win today.

For the love of Christ...

bangkok

zerks wrote: »

Man Utd 1-1 Stoke
18 chances created, 9/24 shots on target + hit the bar

Liverpool 0-0 Man Utd
5 chances created, 1/7 shots on target

Man Utd 0-0 Burnley
29 chances created, 11/38 shots on target + hit the post

Man Utd 1-1 Arsenal
9 chances created, 5/12 shots on target

Man Utd 1-1 West Ham
14 chances created, 8/17 shots on target

Everton 1-1 Man Utd
6 chances created, 2/10 shots on target + hit the post

Man Utd 1-1 Liverpool
6 chances created, 3/9 shots on target + hit the post

Stoke 1-1 Man Utd
19 chances created, 8/25 shots on target + hit the bar

Man Utd 0-0 Hull
13 chances created, 6/15 shots on target

In total: 119 chances, 53/157 shots on target + hit the post/bar 5 times. All that and only 6 goals scored.

Not my work,borrowed it from a thread on Redcafe, http://www.redcafe.net/threads/our-9-draws-in-numbers.426130/#post-20418669

Ruud van Nistelrooy would be on 40 goals already if he was in this current team!!

Rayne Wooney

Our players seem to hit a wall when a great opportunity presents itself, Arsenal a great example how bad a team of bottlers can get. A thoroughly harmless football club now, and they are ahead in the table.

bangkok

danny welbeck is in some serious shape!!

jayo26

So if we win tomorrow we can go to within two points of arsenal........... Scoreless draw it so.

jayo26

jayo26 wrote: »

So if we win tomorrow we can go to within two points of arsenal........... Scoreless draw it so.

TBH I dont think Lecister can hold us out they have been pretty poor at the back so im going for 1-1

deaddonkey15

I wonder could we tempt Ozil or Sanchez to Old Trafford in the summer?

Id take Sanchez but wouldnt pay up for Ozil, I think Sanchez will have many suitors come summer. Ozil is class but he doesnt try a leg when its tough going out on the pitch

bangkok

deaddonkey15 wrote: »

I wonder could we tempt Ozil or Sanchez to Old Trafford in the summer?

sanchez yes, ozil fu*k no. great lad when things going well, but overall he is a big time bottler. goes missing every big game

jayo26

Stunning goal from Lukaku. Love to sign him.

KH25

jayo26 wrote: »

Stunning goal from Lukaku. Love to sign him.

Has talent no doubt but he can be so infuriatingly inconsistent.

jayo26

KH25 wrote: »

Has talent no doubt but he can be so infuriatingly inconsistent.

He might have off games but year after year he consistently scores goals in the premierleague that does it for me he is not even at his peak yet.

KH25

jayo26 wrote: »

He might have off games but year after year he consistently scores goals in the premierleague that does it for me he is not even at his peak yet.

I just think he's capable of taking it up another knotch, which I'd love to see. Really think he could be a smashing player.

jayo26

KH25 wrote: »

I just think he's capable of taking it up another knotch, which I'd love to see. Really think he could be a smashing player.

He is not even near his peak years yet he is only 23 way ahead of the likes of where Suarez and probably ibra were at 23.

J. Marston

Don't even think about it.

Anyone.

I mean it.

Trigger

Januzaj with 2 assists for Sunderland.. Palace are brutal.. 4-0 at ht

jayo26

J. Marston wrote: »

Don't even think about it.

Anyone.

I mean it.

bangkok

jayo26 wrote: »

He is not even near his peak years yet he is only 23 way ahead of the likes of where Suarez and probably ibra were at 23.

and yet some are doubting pogba at 23 when he was much better than zidane, nedved or scholes at the same age

J. Marston

That is a disturbing gif.

jayo26

bangkok wrote: »

and yet some are doubting pogba at 23 when he was much better than zidane, nedved or scholes at the same age

Exactly no one should doubt pogba either he is taking time to settle long term he will be fine he has the work ethic and talent.

Not many players at 23 are consistently perfect apart from one or two elite players in the past.

Lord TSC

Put money on Leiester or draw....

Hococop

Lord TSC wrote: »

Put money on Leiester or draw....

Fact

newballsplease

Hull should see this out now!

sky88

newballsplease wrote: »

Hull should see this out now!

Shhhhhhhh

newballsplease

newballsplease wrote: »

Hull should see this out now!

Some men just want to watch the world burn down.

Quandary

Nope, pool will equalise, Hull will crumble and lose 2-1

TitianGerm

Quandary wrote: »

Nope, pool will equalise, Hull will crumble and lose 2-1

If we were here all month we wouldn't score. Don't worry.

RobertKK

United really need to capitalise tomorrow.

sky88

Lads I'm. Even less confident of a result now

beno619

jayo26 wrote: »

Exactly no one should doubt pogba either he is taking time to settle long term he will be fine he has the work ethic and talent.

Not many players at 23 are consistently perfect apart from one or two elite players in the past.

There's no reason for anyone to expect Pogba to be as good as any of those players mentioned.

Lingard gets trashed here for poor performances there's no reason Paul Pogba should get away with it.

jayo26

The sooner they get Mane back from AFCON the better for them

nullzero

Our point against Hull isn't looking so bad now.

RobertKK

nullzero wrote: »

Our point against Hull isn't looking so bad now.

All those matches against us, made them great again :P

Quandary

RobertKK wrote: »

United really need to capitalise tomorrow.

Nah, I'd say we get a draw at best. Our form has dropped badly recently and we're so impotent in front of goal it's not even funny.

Tomorrow's game has 0-0 written all over it IMO.

nullzero

RobertKK wrote: »

All those matches against us, made them great again :P

We were doing ourselves a favor without knowing it.

RobertKK

Quandary wrote: »

Nah, I'd say we get a draw at best. Our form has dropped badly recently and we're so impotent in front of goal it's not even funny.

Tomorrow's game has 0-0 written all over it IMO.

You are being optimistic, the way things are going Leicester wins...

TitianGerm

jayo26 wrote: »

The sooner they get Mane back from AFCON the better for them

When the players stop taking an age around the box we might create something. Everything is gone so slow for us. It's like the players are afraid to make a mistake.

Hococop

nullzero wrote: »

Our point against Hull isn't looking so bad now.

I know that should make me feel better

It doesn't

nullzero

nullzero wrote: »

Our point against Hull isn't looking so bad now.

I was just thinking that too!

Nalz

Great. Pool and Arsenal screw up again... Another draw for us, at most!

Lord TSC

Seriously lads, life savings tomorrow.

Makes all those draws more painful too

We will claw this top 4 back 1 point at a time

Unearthly

We need that Klopp laughing and awkward coach gif

J. Marston

Funny and all but it's more frustrating at this point.

RobertKK

United V Watford next Saturday at 3pm on Sky.

deaddonkey15

RobertKK wrote: »

United V Watford next Saturday at 3pm on Sky.

We owe them a beating.

xtal191

Unearthly wrote: »

We need that Klopp laughing and awkward coach gif

adox

bangkok wrote: »

and yet some are doubting pogba at 23 when he was much better than zidane, nedved or scholes at the same age

Some people are questioning Pogbas fit into the current team.

Trigger

emmetkenny wrote: »

When the players stop taking an age around the box we might create something. Everything is gone so slow for us. It's like the players are afraid to make a mistake.

Milner made a mistake with a free left it too short and Hull cleared and Klopp went on a mad one at him with Milner trying to explain but Klopp was having none of it.. looked like he was going to make milner run laps :pac: