Asking a girl out in a mad way

Junkyard Tom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKmnKEjHSSk

The Princess Bride

Maybe she has a special eye and isn't actually looking at you at all?

Donald Trump

For shame. I am disappointed with AH. Nobody yet has suggested whipping out the lad and giving her the oul' helicopter show.
Or failing that, just grab her by the pussy

Parachutes

Donald Trump wrote: »

For shame. I am disappointed with AH. Nobody yet has suggested whipping out the lad and giving her the oul' helicopter show.
Or failing that, just grab her by the pussy

Or you could sign an executive order to MAKE her go out with you.

Jack the Stripper

Donald Trump wrote: »

For shame. I am disappointed with AH. Nobody yet has suggested whipping out the lad and giving her the oul' helicopter show.
Or failing that, just grab her by the pussy

She might be a lady boy donal.

corner of hells

The Princess Bride wrote: »

Maybe she has a special eye and isn't actually looking at you at all?

I thought that myself.In fact she might have one of those folders up white canes blind people use.
That throws the "give her a note bollix out the window".

OP for those of us that use the Luas , could you dress in such a way that we recognise you , maybe wear a tophat and monocle.

ChikiChiki

RedXIV wrote: »

Give her a "voucher" for a free coffee, and put your number on the back.

Got that idea here years ago, still love it to this day

Epic! Going to trial this :-).

Guy Sajer

A note sounds like a good idea in this scenario. Just as you may be uncomfortable asking her out verbally in a crowded bus she may find it uncomfortable too.

I asked a girl who worked at a busy coffee shop with a note. Althoough it didn't work out as she had a bf she gave me a nice reply and even suggested we be friends.

SuperS54

Desoh wrote: »

I can't ask he out face to face in front of everyone. And she always has earphones in.

Pffttt...just pop that earphone out and go for it!

Meathcat7

I think it's cute. Nothing ventured, nothing gained :-) Let us know how you get on

Noddyholder

Well OP how did it go...

robbiezero

Stand near her, but not too near and when she looks over, discreetly show an A4 with "Fancy a coffee sometime?" written in large writing. She will either nod or shake her head.

Desoh

Ok well she is not on it this morning so she must be off or something. Will have to lave it until tomorrow, dam! Very interesting replies thanks

uck51js9zml2yt

Noddyholder wrote: »

Well OP how did it go...

Maybe she threw him under the Luas!

Noddyholder

Desoh wrote: »

Ok well she is not on it this morning so she must be off or something. Will have to lave it until tomorrow, dam! Very interesting replies thanks

Or maybe she is on boards, & thinking so that's what the weirdo staring at me was doing, & will never get that luas again :eek::eek:

Four Phucs Ache

Ask her does does she want your last rolo, she will either know what it means or tell you she doesn't do sugar.

Lorelli!

I was out with my oh and his pal in a pub just before Christmas and there was a group of people sitting in the chairs behind us. One fella approached me and said "are you with one of them?" I said "ye that's my husband" and he responded "that's your husband?" as though he didn't believe me. It got a bit awkward then but he ended up apologizing and shaking hands with my oh.

Later, my oh and his friend went for a cigarette and your man was sitting in the seat directly behind me at this stage. He tapped me on the shoulder, leaned over and said "are ya happy though?". I said "ye i am" but then he stared at me for a bit too long as if he was searching for any doubt on my face :pac:

I didn't know whether to be annoyed, flattered or amused. I suppose you'd have to give him credit for the blatant persistence and manipulative streak

Op I wouldn't do any of the letters or gestures like that. Could you strike up a bit of conversation with her and see from there?

razorblunt

Something something prosecco, something something wine, something something melted wheel of camembert. Done.


Have the ring ready though, she'll want to marry you.

gifted

[Deleted User] wrote: »

"I want your torso in my freezer".

You did say a mad way...

Brilliant...laughed out loud at this

homerjay2005

Op just go and talk to her, dont jump into asking her out straight off though. suss her out and see if she actually is interested.

in my single days, i had a similar situation on the luas to work and it ended up with the girl actually asking me out one day, but we had talked for a few days before that.nothing ever came of it as we were different people but it was a good feeling when a random strange took time out to make an effort like that.

Noddyholder

I wish we had a Luas here...makes it so easier

Wheety

If she has earphones in, then just do this.

sbsquarepants

riffmongous wrote: »

Have you ever got a smell of fart off her OP?

She's not giving him the eye at all, she's just clenching really hard until he's standing upwind:D

LynnGrace

Candie wrote: »

He could have it on his phone, volume up full, and lip-sync it to her while lapdancing his way up the Luas to where she's sitting. I don't know if Luaseseseses have poles, but he could swing around one for effect if they do.

Bound to win her over.

Crying laughing at this image.

Yes, Candie the Luaseseseseseses have poles, but are usually so jam packed, I'm afraid this may not work

As long as you have a backup route for getting to work, go for it.

eviltimeban

A guy I know did that. He used to see this girl every morning on the Dart, she'd get off at Tara, he'd carry on to Pearse. One morning I was with him and he said "f**k it" and hopped off at Tara to ask her out.

For some reason our paths didn't really cross much after that, but many years later I saw him out with some kids... and the girl. So there you go.

Sam Kade

Noddyholder wrote: »

Or maybe she is on boards, & thinking so that's what the weirdo staring at me was doing, & will never get that luas again :eek::eek:

First thing that came into my mind when he said she wasn't on the Lias today.

Oh yeah, do it on a Friday so that if she actually wants to meet up, ye don't have a few days awkwardly stuck on the Luas together.

Glenster

eeguy wrote: »

Lol? TXT? Are you really 33? More like 16. Is that meant to be an emojI?

Hey,
My name is X. I think you're beautiful I am a psychopath. Would you like to go for a drink sometime this week?
My number is 08whatever.
Say hi.

FYP

Sam Kade

eviltimeban wrote: »

A guy I know did that. He used to see this girl every morning on the Dart, she'd get off at Tara, he'd carry on to Pearse. One morning I was with him and he said "f**k it" and hopped off at Tara to ask her out.

For some reason our paths didn't really cross much after that, but many years later I saw him out with some kids... and the girl. So there you go.

So you saw her one morning for a few minutes and you still recognised her many years later and lost contact with your friend after he met her, why don't I believe you?

Sam Kade

Op are you sure she's giving you the eye? Maybe you are staring at her and she is thinking why does he keep staring at me, does she smile when you look at her?

ellejay

You should just ask her out verbally!!

Anything else is weird, it's like you've put too much thought into it and you've been thinking her too much.

Getting off at the same stop would be a good idea.

Try smiling at her a few mornings before you ask her out.
If she smiles back then ask her out on Friday, get off at the same stop.
Everyone is a good mood on a Friday and as another poster said, you've the weekend to recover if she says no!

Best of Luck.

osarusan

Whatever you do, get somebody to record it so we can watch it and possibly laugh our arses off.

eviltimeban

Sam Kade wrote: »

So you saw her one morning for a few minutes and you still recognised her many years later and lost contact with your friend after he met her, why don't I believe you?

I was doing a summer course with him, I didn't say we were friends. We got the train together in the mornings. This was about 1996 so I don't really remember all the details, but we used to see this really good looking girl every morning on the Dart. I had a gf but he didn't so he asked her out, and they obviously ended up going out and having kids.

BetsyEllen

I don't think the note the OP is planning on giving is that bad. I like it actually, just lose the 'lol' and don't put TXT, write properly!

People are saying 'just talk to her' but she's sitting there with headphones in, it hardly makes it easy for him.

I wouldn't just drop it into her lap and scarper though, walk over confidently and hand it to her with a smile.
Confidence is attractive.

Oh and just to add, as already mentioned I think Friday is definitely the best time to do it.
Good luck OP.

Deise Vu

Maybe it's the cynic in me or I'm a more glass half empty type of guy but isn't the persistent headphones a bit of a sign that this girl wants zero contact with any of her fellow Luasers? Things are probably different these days.

On the other hand I'm not the type to die wondering either so you need to trot out the old 'have you any Irish in ye' line. Then buy yourself a bicycle.

Glenster

Deise Vu wrote: »

Maybe it's the cynic in me or I'm a more glass half empty type of guy but isn't the persistent headphones a bit of a sign that this girl wants zero contact with any of her fellow Luasers? Things are probably different these days.

On the other hand I'm not the type to die wondering either so you need to trot out the old 'have you any Irish in ye' line. Then buy yourself a bicycle.

Agreed, you'd need some serious signals to ask a girl to take off her headphones to ask her out.

x43r0

Deise Vu wrote: »

Maybe it's the cynic in me or I'm a more glass half empty type of guy but isn't the persistent headphones a bit of a sign that this girl wants zero contact with any of her fellow Luasers?

Glenster wrote: »

Agreed, you'd need some serious signals to ask a girl to take off her headphones to ask her out.

Possibly but I'd say it's more likely that it's the same reason most of us use headphones on the commute - To occupy your mind while you have to sit in a crowded train every day

Wossack

eviltimeban wrote: »

A guy I know did that. He used to see this girl every morning on the Dart, she'd get off at Tara, he'd carry on to Pearse. One morning I was with him and he said "f**k it" and hopped off at Tara to ask her out.

For some reason our paths didn't really cross much after that, but many years later I saw him out with some kids... and the girl. So there you go.

of course theres going to be some bad experiences, but I dont think that should put the OP off

kfallon

Glenster wrote: »

Agreed, you'd need some serious signals to ask a girl to take off her headphones to ask her out.

TeddyTedson would just take the headphones off her, no need to ask! :pac:

RobbingBandit

Cave man approach OP, bop on the head and carry her off to your lair.

Cee-Jay-Cee

You need to approach this from a very particular angle in order to get her attention, throwing a note on to her lap is not the way to go about it!

First of all you need to find out a little about her, this may entail taking some time off work. As she knows you to see you'll need to disguise yourself and follow her and find out where she works. Once you have established that you can google the company/business to see what position she holds so that you can educate yourself on the business she works for.

You'll need to also hang around and see if she goes out to lunch, you can follow her (from a safe distance) and make note of any shops in particular that she stops to browse in as this may give you clues as to what she likes and dislikes. Once she arrives at the shop/restaurant you will have to try and get closer (but its ok as you'll still be in disguise)to her to find out what she likes to eat.

You need to then be about for when she goes home to find out where she lives.

The next day when she's at work you can go around to her house and have a rummage through her bin, you'll find all sorts of clues as to her eating habits and likes/dislikes. You may find old bills/letters which will tell you her name so that you can look her up on social media.

Once you have access to her facebook account you can find out who her friends are, where she has been on holiday, where she likes to socialize and all sorts of other important information. You can follow her on nights out and take photos of her and her friends.

You then need to set up a fake facebook account and ask her and all her friends to be your friend. You can message her friends and initiate a friendship with them first of all, try to get into their social circle so as to befriend them and find out more about the girl.

Once you have established her friends circle you need to move on to her family, similar scenario, find out where they live, their jobs/hobbies etc etc and try and befriend some of them.

Once you have all the above done you need to move onto the 'first date' With the knowledge you have gained you will be in a position to make a grand gesture. An idea would be to throw a huge party and invite all her family and friends. You can organise a huge backdrop for the party venue with photos of her on her nights out (the ones you took in the early stages of your quest) Ensure you have her favourite food and drinks in stock at the party.

To get her there, simply drop a note into her lap tellin her she's invited to a party on date/time & place and the whole thing will fall into place. She will be so impressed at the lengths you have gone to in order to get to know her, you'll have her eating out of your hand within minutes of her arrival at the party.

Chicks love that kinda shít.

Glenster

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

You need to approach this from a very particular angle in order to get her attention, throwing a note on to her lap is not the way to go about it!

First of all you need to find out a little about her, this may entail taking some time off work. As she knows you to see you'll need to disguise yourself and follow her and find out where she works. Once you have established that you can google the company/business to see what position she holds so that you can educate yourself on the business she works for.

You'll need to also hang around and see if she goes out to lunch, you can follow her (from a safe distance) and make note of any shops in particular that she stops to browse in as this may give you clues as to what she likes and dislikes. Once she arrives at the shop/restaurant you will have to try and get closer (but its ok as you'll still be in disguise)to her to find out what she likes to eat.

You need to then be about for when she goes home to find out where she lives.

The next day when she's at work you can go around to her house and have a rummage through her bin, you'll find all sorts of clues as to her eating habits and likes/dislikes. You may find old bills/letters which will tell you her name so that you can look her up on social media.

Once you have access to her facebook account you can find out who her friends are, where she has been on holiday, where she likes to socialize and all sorts of other important information. You can follow her on nights out and take photos of her and her friends.

You then need to set up a fake facebook account and ask her and all her friends to be your friend. You can message her friends and initiate a friendship with them first of all, try to get into their social circle so as to befriend them and find out more about the girl.

Once you have established her friends circle you need to move on to her family, similar scenario, find out where they live, their jobs/hobbies etc etc and try and befriend some of them.

Once you have all the above done you need to move onto the 'first date' With the knowledge you have gained you will be in a position to make a grand gesture. An idea would be to throw a huge party and invite all her family and friends. You can organise a huge backdrop for the party venue with photos of her on her nights out (the ones you took in the early stages of your quest) Ensure you have her favourite food and drinks in stock at the party.

To get her there, simply drop a note into her lap tellin her she's invited to a party on date/time & place and the whole thing will fall into place. She will be so impressed at the lengths you have gone to in order to get to know her, you'll have her eating out of your hand within minutes of her arrival at the party.

Chicks love that kinda shít.

If this post was about 75% shorter it would be funny.

Unfortunately its long as balls.

So I'm creeped out.

PMBC

Go for it. Don't spend time wondering or years regretting.

pilly

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

You need to approach this from a very particular angle in order to get her attention, throwing a note on to her lap is not the way to go about it!

First of all you need to find out a little about her, this may entail taking some time off work. As she knows you to see you'll need to disguise yourself and follow her and find out where she works. Once you have established that you can google the company/business to see what position she holds so that you can educate yourself on the business she works for.

You'll need to also hang around and see if she goes out to lunch, you can follow her (from a safe distance) and make note of any shops in particular that she stops to browse in as this may give you clues as to what she likes and dislikes. Once she arrives at the shop/restaurant you will have to try and get closer (but its ok as you'll still be in disguise)to her to find out what she likes to eat.

You need to then be about for when she goes home to find out where she lives.

The next day when she's at work you can go around to her house and have a rummage through her bin, you'll find all sorts of clues as to her eating habits and likes/dislikes. You may find old bills/letters which will tell you her name so that you can look her up on social media.

Once you have access to her facebook account you can find out who her friends are, where she has been on holiday, where she likes to socialize and all sorts of other important information. You can follow her on nights out and take photos of her and her friends.

You then need to set up a fake facebook account and ask her and all her friends to be your friend. You can message her friends and initiate a friendship with them first of all, try to get into their social circle so as to befriend them and find out more about the girl.

Once you have established her friends circle you need to move on to her family, similar scenario, find out where they live, their jobs/hobbies etc etc and try and befriend some of them.

Once you have all the above done you need to move onto the 'first date' With the knowledge you have gained you will be in a position to make a grand gesture. An idea would be to throw a huge party and invite all her family and friends. You can organise a huge backdrop for the party venue with photos of her on her nights out (the ones you took in the early stages of your quest) Ensure you have her favourite food and drinks in stock at the party.

To get her there, simply drop a note into her lap tellin her she's invited to a party on date/time & place and the whole thing will fall into place. She will be so impressed at the lengths you have gone to in order to get to know her, you'll have her eating out of your hand within minutes of her arrival at the party.

Chicks love that kinda shít.

You've really thought this through haven't you? :D

Open tinder, reduce the maximum distance to as low as it will go, stand right beside her and keep swiping furiously until you're both in love.

neonsofa

ChikiChiki wrote: »

Epic! Going to trial this :-).

See the coffee voucher with your number on it could go wrong. Knowing the type of idiot I am, I would be delighted if someone gave me the voucher and be all smiles but not realising their number is on it and I'd spend it without a second thought. I'd probably even notice the number but just assume you had taken a message or something on it. There's been a few times over the years where friends have told me afterwards that someone was trying to chat me up and it all made perfect sense in hindsight but at the time i was a dope not realising- some people need something more obvious! So if you do that idea maybe write something more than just your name- in case she's an idiot like me.

Don't do this anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMgBHw7xEx4

archer22

Maybe you should drop an auld box of chocolates with the letter.

Or if you think she's a country girl, then a bag of spuds.

Actually it might be a good idea first to double check that she really is "giving you the eye". Have a look behind where you stand..there might be a sign or advert there that she is trying to read

I'm very disappointed there's no update to this.

Very.