Asking a girl out in a mad way

pilly

Candie wrote: »

I'm very disappointed there's no update to this.

Very.

She wasn't on the Looey this morning, keep up Candie!!

I was hoping for a quick resolution that validated my very solid advice to the OP so I'm still disappointed, Philly.

I think we all are. :P

JackTaylorFan

I once got chatted up/asked out waiting in line at the Boots' Pharmacy counter - my sister, who works as a pharmacy technician said later never accept a date with a guy who asks you out at the pharmacy counter. She had a point, but still if he had been good looking and stuff, I probably would have said "yes" - but he wasn't so total creep!!

Moral of the story: Unless you're **** hot, don't do what Yassir would have done

mcneil

Do what one of my mates does. He says i want to lick the dingle berries from your arse. Its got him a few dirty looks, a few laughs but worked once and he ended up shagging that one a few times.

mackeire

Why don't you make a recording on a tape of what you want to say to her.
Then go over and stand beside her and take her earphones and plug them into you Walkman and that way you can ask her out without everyone hearing.

pilly

mcneil wrote: »

Do what one of my mates does. He says i want to lick the dingle berries from your arse. Its got him a few dirty looks, a few laughs but worked once and he ended up shagging that one a few times.

Hope he doesn't say that on the Looey, he may find the Garda getting on at Hueston. :D

pilly

mackeire wrote: »

Why don't you make a recording on a tape of what you want to say to her.
Then go over and stand beside her and take her earphones and plug them into you Walkman and that way you can ask her out without everyone hearing.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Definitely post of the week right there!!

Not least because most posters will be go what the **** is a tape and where do you put that in the Walkman???

Genuinely made me laugh out loud in work and I'm trying to pretend to be working.

mcneil

mcneil wrote: »

Do what one of my mates does. He says i want to lick the dingle berries from your arse. Its got him a few dirty looks, a few laughs but worked once and he ended up shagging that one a few times.

There's nothing like a bit of romance.

mcneil

mackeire wrote: »

Why don't you make a recording on a tape of what you want to say to her.
Then go over and stand beside her and take her earphones and plug them into you Walkman and that way you can ask her out without everyone hearing.

A walkman! Anyone seen with a walkman in this day and age would get a community beating

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mackeire wrote: »

Why don't you make a recording on a tape of what you want to say to her.
Then go over and stand beside her and take her earphones and plug them into you Walkman and that way you can ask her out without everyone hearing.

Garda, that Weirdo tried to rob my earphones !!

Stovepipe

I tried out the spontaneous approach once and it worked. I had seen a very attractive girl who lived about a mile away, on the route to a shop I used frequently. I'd seen her a few times as she walked her dog at the same time every day and had also seen her in the shop. By chance, I was walking along her road and was near the last turn for home when she walked right past with her dog, much earlier than her usual time. I had been thinking about her, walking along, head down and there she was. I was so surprised to see the object of my thoughts in front of me, that my jaw dropped open and I just stared at her. She looked at me like I was an idiot and walked on. So, I was standing there, going will I, won't I? A million times until I seized the courage and walked after her and I called after her and said, "Have you a sec? I saw you the last few days, walking your dog and I was wondering..." Now she looked at me like I was a hatchet man and she actually balled her non-doglead fist but....if I could ask you out". She said, "walk with me and we'll see", so we walked the dog's legs off for another 45 minutes or so and we got on very well indeed and we went out to dinner that evening. It lasted for six months, in the end and it was great fun while it lasted. So, go ahead and give it a shot!

Katgurl

Katgurl wrote: »

Do it.

I have been asked out by randomers quite a few times over the years and it always made my day.

...................did they ever make your hole weak whole week ? :pac:

_Whimsical_

OP don't just baldly ask her out, it'll be stressful for you and her if she isn't into you or is shy/socially awkward.

I think you should try the more tried and tested normal approach and strike up a conversation. If she's wearing earphones you'll have to be cleverer, tap her on the shoulder and say "sorry did you drop this" and produce a pen/ticket/receipt. Then ask what she's listening to and go from there.

If she avoids you next day she's probably not into you. If she's not actively avoiding you then ask her if she wants to go for a coffee or something casual. So what if everyone hears, nothing ventured, nothing gained. Anyone overhearing a no will just think fair play to you for trying.

J_A_F_A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_jRQBGKPaA

mackeire wrote: »

Why don't you make a recording on a tape of what you want to say to her.
Then go over and stand beside her and take her earphones and plug them into you Walkman and that way you can ask her out without everyone hearing.

Floppybits

neonsofa wrote: »

ChikiChiki wrote: »

Epic! Going to trial this :-).

See the coffee voucher with your number on it could go wrong. Knowing the type of idiot I am, I would be delighted if someone gave me the voucher and be all smiles but not realising their number is on it and I'd spend it without a second thought. I'd probably even notice the number but just assume you had taken a message or something on it. There's been a few times over the years where friends have told me afterwards that someone was trying to chat me up and it all made perfect sense in hindsight but at the time i was a dope not realising- some people need something more obvious! So if you do that idea maybe write something more than just your name- in case she's an idiot like me.

I am in that club. Wouldn't see the signs.  I use to live across the road from a Centra shop, anyway I went in there every day to get something when I got of the bus. This girl would serve me and I would think nothing of it, said hello and how are ya? and was generally nice and polite. To cut a long story short valentines day comes and a card is posted through the door with an email address on it. Hadn't a clue who it was from, anyway first thing I did was send an email to the address, turned out to be the girl in the shop.  Was delighted.

Sam Kade

mcneil wrote: »

Do what one of my mates does. He says i want to lick the dingle berries from your arse. Its got him a few dirty looks, a few laughs but worked once and he ended up shagging that one a few times.

How did the dingle berries taste?

Desoh

Candie wrote: »

I'm very disappointed there's no update to this.

Very.

There will be in the morning if she is on the Luas Candie, I really want this to happen. Stay tuned..

Based on advice here, I'm going to hand her the note and not say anything. Avoid akwardness for her her and me.

Desoh

mackeire wrote: »

Why don't you make a recording on a tape of what you want to say to her.
Then go over and stand beside her and take her earphones and plug them into you Walkman and that way you can ask her out without everyone hearing.

That made me laugh out loud!

northknife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKmnKEjHSSk

Desoh

Desoh wrote: »

There will be in the morning if she is on the Luas Candie, I really want this to happen. Stay tuned..

Based on advice here, I'm going to hand her the note and not say anything. Avoid akwardness for her her and me.

I'm excited for you Desoh, I'll be waiting with bated breath to hear the story.

Good luck!

AMKC

Floppybits wrote: »

I am in that club. Wouldn't see the signs.  I use to live across the road from a Centra shop, anyway I went in there every day to get something when I got of the bus. This girl would serve me and I would think nothing of it, said hello and how are ya? and was generally nice and polite. To cut a long story short valentines day comes and a card is posted through the door with an email address on it. Hadn't a clue who it was from, anyway first thing I did was send an email to the address, turned out to be the girl in the shop.  Was delighted.

I have to ask how long did that last or are you still with her?

zzfh

in for results.

jennyhayes123

Any update?

misstearheus

jennyhayes123 wrote: »

Any update?

Ah c'mon Jenny! Keep up! She wasn't on the Looey yesterday. :pac:



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Noddyholder

We are awaiting.

beertons

\drumroll

tomwaterford

Not going to lie....every time I see an update I hope it's from the OP



**hope it geos well for him!

x43r0

Rooting for OP this morning!

CaptainR

He hasn't replied, maybe she was the psychopath and has kidnapped OP and harvested his organs?

Autonomous Cowherd

CaptainR wrote: »

He hasn't replied, maybe she was the psychopath and has kidnapped OP and harvested his organs?

Or maybe they're snogging?

Tell me how

Maybe she's a Luas driver and won't open the note until she finishes her shift because it's a job you cannot be distracted from.

nikkisclearout

come on!!!!!! what happened???

gifted

He's in the Mater getting stitched up ....

gnarbarian

Dr Crayfish

Jesus if I was to hand out notes to every girl on the dart I wanted to f*ck forestry would suffer. 7 years younger than you and you're handing her a note, I'll be very surprised if she's anything but uncomfortable with the situation.

Dr Crayfish

Dr Crayfish wrote: »

Jesus if I was to hand out notes to every girl on the dart I wanted to f*ck forestry would suffer. 7 years younger than you and you're handing her a note, I'll be very surprised if she's anything but uncomfortable with the situation.

Ever the romantic Dr Crayfish.

BrokenArrows

Come on OP, you cant be leaving us in suspense.
Maybe they just both skipped work and went back to his place.

mahamageehad

Disaster, maybe she wasted on the Luas today coz she's out on strike!!

IrishBelle

Personally, id start with 'Hi' and a smile. Even if she is wearing earphones, you are going to be able to gauge a lot from her response. A note is just forcing a yes or no. I dont think thats fair on her, and it is much less likely to get a positive response

Cee-Jay-Cee

Glenster wrote: »

If this post was about 75% shorter it would be funny.

Unfortunately its long as balls.

So I'm creeped out.

Balls aren't long, they're round, well at least mine are anyway,maybe yours are long is which case you are a freak of nature.

Cee-Jay-Cee

pilly wrote: »

You've really thought this through haven't you? :D

Sort of, I actually done it...it didn't end well for me but it could work out perfectly for the OP.

Father Hernandez

amtc

I got same bus home most days and guy would stare at me. One day he wrote his number on paper and dropped into my shopping bag. I was carrying flowers as it was my birthday. So he asked on note were they from someone special.

We ended up texting and had a few dates...didnt go anywhere but did give me a little glow!

What's that old saying...in spring a young man's fancy turns to love?

Richard Hillman

amtc wrote: »

I got same bus home most days and guy would stare at me. One day he wrote his number on paper and dropped into my shopping bag. I was carrying flowers as it was my birthday. So he asked on note were they from someone special.

To be fair, that sounds a bit creepy.

Man on Fire

I say hes bottled it

Has the world really come to this place where somebody showing an interest in another person, wanting to ask them out, is now creepy?

It's a sad state of affairs that some of your posts are so disconnected and cynical.

Henry Ford III

I'd suggest a different approach. Get off the Luas at the same stop as her, and just talk to her on the platform.

If she doesn't remove her headphones and/or calls for security it's probably a negative however.

draiochtanois

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kittensmittens

Buy a coffee and write your name and number on the coffee collar. Just hand it to her and say "Morning!!"

Cynical bloody lot in here

Richard Hillman

kittensmittens wrote: »

Buy a coffee and write your name and number on the coffee collar. Just hand it to her and say "Morning!!"

Cynical bloody lot in here

How many times do we have to tell ladies, "Don't accept drinks off strangers".