Asking a girl out in a mad way

kittensmittens

Richard Hillman wrote: »

How many times do we have to tell ladies, "Don't accept drinks off strangers".

Nobody said she was going to drink it. Its the gesture, an opener.
I despair of you lot

Dr Crayfish

Deleted User wrote: »

Has the world really come to this place where somebody showing an interest in another person, wanting to ask them out, is now creepy?

It's a sad state of affairs that some of your posts are so disconnected and cynical.

I don't know Persepoly. Like there are tonnes of hot girls in my gym, some I'd think I may even have a chance with under the right circumstances (rohypnol). But no seriously, I wouldn't give them notes or ask them out on the spot because I feel like it's encroaching on their privacy and making them uncomfortable. It's a tricky area I think!

Richard Hillman

kittensmittens wrote: »

Nobody said she was going to drink it. Its the gesture, an opener.
I despair of you lot

Richard: Hello, my name is Richard. I have been watching you from afar and thought I would buy you a coffee. Here you go.

KittensMittens: oh thank you :sips coffee out of politeness: but I'm not really interested. Sorry.

Richard: That doesn't matter. Wow, you've gotten very pale.

KittensMittens: I feel very sleepy. Must drink more of this coffee.

Richard: Yes, drink more. Maybe you should take a seat in my White Van over there. I have a mattress in the back.

KittensMittens: :speaks inaudibly: .

Richard: Yes, it is good coffee.

Dr Crayfish

haha. I love in Extras where Stephen Merchant asks Maggie out

Darren: Maggie, hello. I just wanted to let you know that I’ve been watching you secretly without you knowing and I’d be very keen to spend the night with you… if you enjoy it as much as I know I will… and um, happy to pay for it as well

Dr Crayfish

Dr Crayfish wrote: »

I don't know Persepoly. Like there are tonnes of hot girls in my gym, some I'd think I may even have a chance with under the right circumstances (rohypnol). But no seriously, I wouldn't give them notes or ask them out on the spot because I feel like it's encroaching on their privacy and making them uncomfortable. It's a tricky area I think!

I don't know either but I wonder if it's part of the militant feminism that we are seeing so much of lately. Look sideways at a woman and you're a rapist.

whiskeyman

Luas chat-up protip:

Get a florescent jacket.
Approach hot girl and ask: 'ticket and phone number please'.
If phone number is not forthcoming... say you need to issue a fine.
Proceed to say: 'Daym gurl, you is fine!!!' while giving finger guns.
Phone number should shortly follow.

You're welcome.

Caliden

If she's listening to music just ask her what she's listening to.

If she's been 'giving you the eye' as you say, then she'll be only happy to engage in conversation.


If not, you will now realise that she was staring at you wondering why some creeper keeps looking at her.

Glenster

kittensmittens wrote: »

Buy a coffee and write your name and number on the coffee collar. Just hand it to her and say "Morning!!"

Cynical bloody lot in here

Ask her if she likes pudding pops.

PARlance

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Has the world really come to this place where somebody showing an interest in another person, wanting to ask them out, is now creepy?

It's a sad state of affairs that some of your posts are so disconnected and cynical.

Have people forgotten how to smile?... if there's suspected "giving / receiving of the eye" going on, a simple smile can qualify it and break down the barriers. Once a smile is shared it's much easier to share an hello.

whiskeyman

PARlance wrote: »

Have people forgotten how to smile?... if there's suspected "giving / receiving of the eye" going on, a simple smile can qualify it and break down the barriers. Once a smile is shared it's much easier to share an hello.

If watching First Dates Ireland is anything to go by, people have forgot the skill of conversation!
The amount of dates who simply can not chat is shocking.
Anyone who can string a sentence together and just about asks a question back is seen as 'great craic'.
A whole generation is overly reliant on texts / emails etc... and has forgotten to look up and chat.

BBDBB

Just sit where she can see you and just sit there quietly, slowly licking your eyebrows, she'll be putty in your hands

Man on Fire

Caliden wrote: »

If she's listening to music just ask her what she's listening to.

If she's been 'giving you the eye' as you say, then she'll be only happy to engage in conversation.


If not, you will now realise that she was staring at you wondering why some creeper keeps looking at her.

I might try that in the gym,theres a lady im eyeing up at the minute and
i think its mutual

_Whimsical_

whiskeyman wrote: »

If watching First Dates Ireland is anything to go by, people have forgot the skill of conversation!
The amount of dates who simply can not chat is shocking.
Anyone who can string a sentence together and just about asks a question back is seen as 'great craic'.
A whole generation is overly reliant on texts / emails etc... and has forgotten to look up and chat.

Actually I think if I have learned anything from watching First Dates it's that you can pretty much say any old thing that comes into your head and it'll be grand, if someone remotely likes the look of you they'll respond well, doesn't matter how banal or boring your conversation.

Truth is none of are actually that picky. We aren't waiting for a walking talking Newsnight or a one man circus, just someone who'll relate a bit, say a few words to kill the silence, smile or put their "aww" face on as appropriate in response to us when we talk.

You don't have to be hugely interesting or funny, just not too annoying. It's kind of liberating if you think about it.

GypsyByName

Ive done this a few times. Never worked. Women are weird. Im handsome!

Floppybits

AMKC wrote: »

Floppybits wrote: »

I am in that club. Wouldn't see the signs.  I use to live across the road from a Centra shop, anyway I went in there every day to get something when I got of the bus. This girl would serve me and I would think nothing of it, said hello and how are ya? and was generally nice and polite. To cut a long story short valentines day comes and a card is posted through the door with an email address on it. Hadn't a clue who it was from, anyway first thing I did was send an email to the address, turned out to be the girl in the shop.  Was delighted.

I have to ask how long did that last or are you still with her?

It lasted about a year.

Came home from my swim and the first thing I did was check for an update.

Am v.v. disappointed.

legrand

So it's been two days OP - what's the bleedin' story? Did you score or wha?

Floppybits

legrand wrote: »

So it's been two days OP - what's the bleedin' story? Did you score or wha?

Chickened out I reckon.

Wossack

advised by his layers not to discuss any events which may not may have occured any further

_Whimsical_

I wonder what the odds of her having read the thread are.

Imagine someone approaches you, throws a note your direction, and you know a couple of thousand people online are waiting for your response?

I bet there's been some tense women on public transport this week wondering if it's them.

Stigura

OP's now doing the walk of utter humiliation, while trying desperately to find a motor share into work

clintondaly

Stigura wrote: »

OP's now doing the walk of utter humiliation, while trying desperately to find a motor share into work

PARlance

whiskeyman wrote: »

If watching First Dates Ireland is anything to go by, people have forgot the skill of conversation!
The amount of dates who simply can not chat is shocking.
Anyone who can string a sentence together and just about asks a question back is seen as 'great craic'.
A whole generation is overly reliant on texts / emails etc... and has forgotten to look up and chat.

Watched the Irish version of that for the first time last week, I must be becoming less of a grump, there was a very talkative tour guide who was a bit eccentric with a lovely "cute" (their description) girl... genuinely felt happy watching the two of them converse.

I was a little disappointed with myself.


Some of the other dates were car crash. One guy's constant interrogation was seen as being great craic.

Sam Kade

whiskeyman wrote: »

Luas chat-up protip:

Get a florescent jacket.
Approach hot girl and ask: 'ticket and phone number please'.
If phone number is not forthcoming... say you need to issue a fine.
Proceed to say: 'Daym gurl, you is fine!!!' while giving finger guns.
Phone number should shortly follow.

You're welcome.

Go home yank

JackTaylorFan

Breaking News: A 33 year old male was arrested this morning on the Red Luas Line (outbound). The suspect was reported as acting "very odd" and "queer suspicious like" by passengers aboard the 8:30 commute before the attack - Mrs. Doolin, 77 said "He was just sitting there with his hand on his willy, mumbling like a gob****e. And for Jaysus!! The smell of off it!! The dirty yoke!!". It is alleged the man lunged, drooling, at a young, unnamed woman opposite him in the carraige. Another eye witness, who wished to remain anonymous, but spoke to our reporter, claimed the assailant had a visible erection poking out above his tightly worn adidas tracksuit bottoms as he launched a projectile at the victim. The projectile was later identified as a poorly penned loveletter with a crude, childlike drawing of an ejaculating penis in the bottom right hand corner of the page, which had then been wrapped around a brick. The young woman was rushed to A&E with severe head trauma above her left eye. The suspect was detained by concerned commuters and Luas staff alike, until members of an Garda Siochana were able to apprehend the deranged sex attacker at the scene. In a statement later released by Gardai it was announced: "Our forensic dept. are still attempting to decipher the rudimentary dialect, but the messgae would appear to translate as " Hi, how r u. I think ur realy, realy sexy. Can I talk 2 u Plz.x'. However, we can confirm the man is no longer erect. It also appears the brick was intended to make the letter more aerodynamic and not to incapacitate the female."

The woman, 26, remains in a critical condition.

We'll have more updates on this ongoing story as it develops.

Sam Kade

PARlance wrote: »

Watched the Irish version of that for the first time last week, I must be becoming less of a grump, there was a very talkative tour guide who was a bit eccentric with a lovely "cute" (their description) girl... genuinely felt happy watching the two of them converse.

I was a little disappointed with myself.


Some of the other dates were car crash. One guy's constant interrogation was seen as being great craic.

Here's a little secret

it's all edited to create drama for the audience

Sam Kade

Here's an update op had a little peep in here today at 12:11pm and then left.

El Weirdo

Oh why did I open this thread and read the whole fucking lot? Now I'm invested in it and will have to keep checking for updates.

Balls.

legrand

JackTaylorFan wrote: »

Breaking News: A 33 year old male was arrested this morning on the Red Luas Line (outbound). The suspect was reported as acting "very odd" and "queer suspicious like" by passengers aboard the 8:30 commute before the attack - Mrs. Doolin, 77 said "He was just sitting there with his hand on his willy, mumbling like a gob****e. And for Jaysus!! The smell of off it!! The dirty yoke!!".  It is alleged the man lunged, drooling, at a young, unnamed woman opposite him in the carraige. Another eye witness, who wished to remain anonymous, but spoke to our reporter, claimed the assailant had a visible erection poking out above his tightly worn adidas tracksuit bottoms as he launched a projectile at the victim. The projectile was later identified as a poorly penned loveletter with a crude, childlike drawing of an ejaculating penis in the bottom right hand corner of the page, which had then been wrapped around a brick. The young woman was rushed to A&E with severe head trauma above her left eye. The suspect was detained by concerned commuters and Luas staff alike, until members of an Garda Siochana were able to apprehend the deranged sex attacker at the scene. In a statement later released by Gardai it was announced: "Our forensic dept. are still attempting to decipher the rudimentary dialect, but the messgae would appear to translate as " Hi, how r u. I think ur realy, realy sexy. Can I talk 2 u Plz.x'. However, we can confirm the man is no longer erect. It also appears the brick was intended to make the letter more aerodynamic and not to incapacitate the female."

The woman, 26, remains in a critical condition.

We'll have more updates on this ongoing story as it develops.

Another two witnesses (fine wan's from Moore Street with lovely but very strong Dublin accents) were overheard in reference to shock of seeing said exposed appendage
What was it like? Was the length of it? NO.  Was it the width of it? NO.  Well what was it den?  IT WAS THE DURT OF IT!

Sam Kade

Sam Kade wrote: »

Here's an update op had a little peep in here today at 12:11pm and then left.

GET BACK HERE DESOH!

We have right to know, dammit!

Temptamperu

I once had a situation like this. I became friendly with a young lass over a few spliffs on the back of the 77 and we talked and laughed and got on well. But alas i am romantically autistic then I moved house so no more 77 with the pretty blonde.

You never regret the things you do just the things you dont.

JackTaylorFan

legrand wrote: »

Another two witnesses (fine wan's from Moore Street with lovely but very strong Dublin accents) were overheard in reference to shock of seeing said exposed appendage
What was it like? Was the length of it? NO.  Was it the width of it? NO.  Well what was it den?  IT WAS THE DURT OF IT!

Yeah, not being all that up on dublin city life, I was worried i wouldn't be able to fo justice to that bleeding awful sound yous all make.

Tell me how

Candie wrote:

We have right to know, dammit!

If it's true Desoh was here and didn't comment then we already know...

He's gone home to play Akon's Lonely at full volume.

Sam Kade

Tell me how wrote: »

If it's true Desoh was here and didn't comment then we already know...

He's gone home to play Akon's Lonely at full volume.

It's true, you wouldn't have to be Sherlock Holmes to figure it out.

Parchment

I met a previous boyfriend as he used to walk past our house all the time and we would check each other out. I ran after him one day and asked him out - he was delighted, we were together for a good while and it only ended when he returned to his home country and i had to stay and study. Still in contact and still friends - turned out we were very likeminded.

feargale

"I've lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?"

archer22

Our thoughts now should be with the Girl and hope she makes a speedy recovery from her traumatic experience on the Luas this morning.

NickNickleby

Right, I started following this thread last night, in the hope of seeing love's young (ish) dream flourish.

Anyway, I think we won't hear from Desoh until tomorrow evening. He's out on a date this evening.

Hopefully......

dang, there's no 'cupid' type smiley.

Glenster

Temptamperu wrote: »

I once had a situation like this. I became friendly with a young lass over a few spliffs on the back of the 77 and we talked and laughed and got on well. But alas i am romantically autistic then I moved house so no more 77 with the pretty blonde.

You never regret the things you do just the things you dont.

the 77? gross.

Desoh

Dam I have yet to see her on the Luas since I put up this post, I have the note in my hand but there's no sign of her. Il just have to wait, very frustrating sorry folks!

gifted

Desoh wrote: »

Dam I have yet to see her on the Luas since I put up this post, I have the note in my hand but there's no sign of her. Il just have to wait, very frustrating sorry folks!

She's a boardsie...

Autonomous Cowherd

Desoh wrote: »

Dam I have yet to see her on the Luas since I put up this post, I have the note in my hand but there's no sign of her. Il just have to wait, very frustrating sorry folks!

Better make a fresh note. That one in your hand will be sweaty

Tell me how

Desoh wrote:

Dam I have yet to see her on the Luas since I put up this post, I have the note in my hand but there's no sign of her. Il just have to wait, very frustrating sorry folks!

You need to give that note to someone, anyone, pronto.
This story has to evolve now. It's 2017, we're not able to wait any more!

BrokenArrows

ya she is definitely on boards, has read this and changed her schedule.

Desoh

Autonomous Cowherd wrote: »

Better make a fresh note. That one in your hand will be sweaty

I'm on my third one!

OldGoat

gifted wrote: »

She's a boardsie...

In that case the only truly responsible action is...Boards Beers!

Muckie

Well done for preparing yourself, maybe she has a few days off.

Tomorrow could be your day.

Lilmiss82

OMG this is so romantic!! I wish someone would do this for me!!

clintondaly

Lilmiss82 wrote: »

OMG this is so romantic!! I wish someone would do this for me!!

Whats your route,I'm sure I can sort something out for you

ArtyC

Yay let's hope she's on tomorrow otherwise it's a long wait til Monday !!