Uninvited dogs

Widdershins

Pick the little furball up with a smile at his owner and say, as you carry him out the door ''I'll just put him out the back for a run around as he tends to poo on the carpet''.Obviously this only applies if your back garden's enclosed. If she has a problem with that I don't know what to say.

Sorry, OP, I've read the thread properly now. It's far from straightforward. You poor thing. Some great advice from El Duderino and others, hope you can sort it out.

Boom_Bap

Wall1257 - FYI- There are a few other forums on boards where you might get better feedback, try the Pets forum if you are looking for a sensible answer.

biko

Next time the dog poops, rub the sister in laws face in it while yelling "Bad SIL!"

kylith

Next time the dog fouls in your house hand her the means to clean it up. If it shts hand her a bill for the cleaning of the rug. Next time she shows up tell her that the dog is not welcome until it is houstrained, unless it is kept in a travel crate while on your property.

Honestly, it's your house. If she wants to come over she abides by your rules. If other members of the family want to know why she doesn't come over: "SiL is very welcome to come, but I won't have her dog in the house because it is not houstrained". Stand firm. They can all get fcked.

If your husband says anything tell him to cop himself on; his sister's dog keeps pissing all over your house and you're sick of it.

daheff

Train your dog to sh1t on command...next time you go visit you SIL bring your dog with you....you know the rest :cool:

whisky_galore

daheff wrote: »

Train your dog to sh1t on command...next time you go visit you SIL bring your dog with you....you know the rest :cool:

Sh*t Ubu Sh*t..

Good Dog.

(only those of a certain vintage will get that...:D)

childsplay

Suggest a crate. She can bring the dog but its in the crate. If the animal does its business in it, it's easily washed out afterwards.

El_Duderino 09

childsplay wrote:

Suggest a crate. She can bring the dog but its in the crate. If the animal does its business in it, it's easily washed out afterwards.

The woman treats the dog like a child. She's not going to act normally when she's asked to put the dog-child in a crate. If she was rational this problem wouldn't ​exist to begin with.

Wall1257

biko wrote: »

Next time the dog poops, rub the sister in laws face in it while yelling "Bad SIL!"

Ha ha ha ha that's the best laugh I've had all week :-)))))))

fussyonion

Tell her you dont want her dog coming over.
Who cares what she thinks?
You'll be relieved.

Zulu

Come over the top at her/double down - tell her her dog isnt welcome.
No if's but's or and's.
If she doesnt call around anymore - that's her concern. You've solved your problem.

Zulu

whisky_galore wrote: »

Sh*t Ubu Sh*t..

Good Dog.

(only those of a certain vintage will get that...:D)

Wasnt it Booboo?

Thoie

It's always a pleasure to see you dear, but please don't bring your dog any more, I can't afford the cleaning bills, and besides the money I'm sick of the disruption.

__Alex__

whisky_galore wrote: »

Sh*t Ubu Sh*t..

Good Dog.

(only those of a certain vintage will get that...:D)

Ha, I said that to my fella only yesterday (Well, sit, not sh1t). He groaned.

stevoman

you could always poison the dog...... or defecate on your SIL's rug......

either way its a messy business, probably best hire a professional.

RoYoBo

Your dog could always 'develop' a horrible communicable disease, one that will easily be passed on by any contact with another dog. So sorry SIL, but best not to bring your precious baby around here in case it catches it. Problem solved with no in-law hassle ...

childsplay

El_Duderino 09 wrote:

The woman treats the dog like a child. She's not going to act normally when she's asked to put the dog-child in a crate. If she was rational this problem wouldn't ​exist to begin with.

Think of it more like a playpen then. Plenty of toys, it's safe and it's a fair compromise for everyone.

kylith

Zulu wrote: »

Wasnt it Booboo?

Nope. Definitely Ubu.

RoYoBo wrote: »

Your dog could always 'develop' a horrible communicable disease, one that will easily be passed on by any contact with another dog. So sorry SIL, but best not to bring your precious baby around here in case it catches it. Problem solved with no in-law hassle ...

This could do it. Your dog has developed some behavioural problems and is attacking other dogs. Since you wouldn't like to see her fella hurt she'd better leave him at home. Forever.

Wall1257

I really like the ideas about the contagious illness and the aggression towards other dogs.

I can use the 'contagious' one the next time. I'll make sure not to tell hubby that it's a lie, otherwise I'll be in his bad books.

Thanks everyone, I really appreciate all the advice. :-)

DMcL1971

Zulu wrote: »

Wasnt it Booboo?

UBU Productions

Cupcake_Crisis

There is no such thing as an uninvited dogs in my house. The more the merrier!

FanadMan

OP - whenever your husband says that his sis is coming over, just refuse. After a few turns of this he'll either stop inviting her or cop on that it's the dog that's causing the problem.

Failing that, let her come over and when the dog sh1ts/pisses on the rugs, pick them up (while the SIL is there) and drop them in front of your hubby and say "That's your job" - prob both will take the hint that it's causing a rift.

RayM

"Ah, shite!"
"What?"
"Fuckin' dog just did a poo on the floor"

I was hoping this thread would be about uninvited dogs coming into school. Remember the excitement when that happened? Total chaos.

JupiterKid

From your posts OP it sounds like your hubbie's family has some serious issues.

Graces7

Just one word.. NO .

Why are folk so afraid of the direct route?

Wildcard7

My house is far from spotless, I have a dog who I regard as part of the family and who (despite the best efforts) drags a lot of dirt into the house, and I love all 4legged creatures, the more the merrier.

Having said that: WHY ON EARTH would you allow someone elses not house trained dog into your house/apartment? And what are you looking for in this thread? I mean, what better reason could you have for not wanting a certain pet in your house than "it randomly sh1ts all over my things". I wouldn't even let your human baby in my house if it pooped all over the place. Most people are ok with that and put nappies on the little monsters for this very reason.

I seriously hope you're not the one cleaning up after the dog, otherwise you're as whooped as your husband.

Wall1257

Wildcard7 wrote: »

My house is far from spotless, I have a dog who I regard as part of the family and who (despite the best efforts) drags a lot of dirt into the house, and I love all 4legged creatures, the more the merrier.

Having said that: WHY ON EARTH would you allow someone elses not house trained dog into your house/apartment? And what are you looking for in this thread? I mean, what better reason could you have for not wanting a certain pet in your house than "it randomly sh1ts all over my things". I wouldn't even let your human baby in my house if it pooped all over the place. Most people are ok with that and put nappies on the little monsters for this very reason.

I seriously hope you're not the one cleaning up after the dog, otherwise you're as whooped as your husband.

The SIL cleans it but you can't the the stains and smells out of one of them. I have to bring it to a laundromat that has a big load washing machine :-(

I don't want to say anything to her because my husband will sulk forever, that's why I need a manipulative, stealth-mode option :-))