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Smelly people.

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,005 ✭✭✭pilly


    Hate when you stay over in a friend's/relative's house and they have clearly not changed the pillow case. The bang of sweat off it is unreal. This has happened to me on several occasions and I have to cover the pillow with a t-shirt.

    I've never got the smell of sweat off a pillowcase in my life!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 785 ✭✭✭team_actimel


    pilly wrote: »
    I've never got the smell of sweat off a pillowcase in my life!!

    You have luckily been spared that experience! It's like the pillowcase hasn't been changed in weeks and has accumulated a dried-in night sweats stench.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,422 ✭✭✭Ms Doubtfire1


    La.de.da wrote: »
    Hence I wash everything on 60° wash. If it's not hot water,it's not clean...imo

    90:D...everything on 90.I have cats and dogs...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,422 ✭✭✭Ms Doubtfire1


    I've worked in drug services , both drop in and low threshold as well as homeless low threshold services mainly with heroin addicts and have friends who are former addicts and I've never heard of addicts avoiding showers or saying that hot water reminds them of hot needles.

    If anything addicts in structured accommodation are no different hygiene wise than anyone else showering and bathing regularly.

    it wasn't a structured accommodation. Tust me this guy avoided showers like the pest.I can still remember the smell 25 years later...>wurks<


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    H3llR4iser wrote: »
    Also, people who wear the same running shoes all the time, day after day; Without socks they're downright deadly, but even with socks things can get horrifying. Met more than one fella in work over the years whose shoes/feet you'd smell from meters away - and without them removing the shoes!



    Luckily I can't recall ever getting a pong of smelly feet! I agree on the trainers though, Nike, in particular tend to rot and get what I can only describe as a cat píss like smell from them.

    Gym gear too tends to get pongy very quickly, especially the "dry-wick" stuff by Nike and Adidas. You'll know when they're on the way out though, but some people battle on through them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,422 ✭✭✭Ms Doubtfire1


    razorblunt wrote: »
    Luckily I can't recall ever getting a pong of smelly feet! I agree on the trainers though, Nike, in particular tend to rot and get what I can only describe as a cat píss like smell from them.

    Oh I had a pair of those a long time back.They got wet in the rain but I still had a 5 mile run ahead.When i came home took them off and left them to dry in the adjourning room.When i walked in the next morning I walked out backwards it was so bad...off into the bin they went...horrible.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    Oh I had a pair of those a long time back.They got wet in the rain but I still had a 5 mile run ahead.When i came home took them off and left them to dry in the adjourning room.When i walked in the next morning I walked out backwards it was so bad...off into the bin they went...horrible.

    Smell memories are killing me here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,028 ✭✭✭H3llR4iser


    razorblunt wrote: »
    Luckily I can't recall ever getting a pong of smelly feet! I agree on the trainers though, Nike, in particular tend to rot and get what I can only describe as a cat píss like smell from them.

    Gym gear too tends to get pongy very quickly, especially the "dry-wick" stuff by Nike and Adidas. You'll know when they're on the way out though, but some people battle on through them.

    Oh my, what you reminded me about - the gym people who reuse the same "kit" 2-3 times without washing it! There's always one guy like that (tends to be a guy in my experience).

    And there's no "maybe he has some condition" theory here, I recognize that smell very well - I had a couple of situations where coming back from the gym, I forgot the gym bag in the car trunk overnight. When you take that bag to the washing machine and open it, that's the very same smell :eek::eek::eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,832 ✭✭✭heldel00


    I was behind a man in Aldi one day (it was a Friday, packed with pensioners, nothing wrong with pensioners but they don't seem to have the same sheer determination that I have to get the eff out of that shop as quickly as possible)
    Anyway he did a big dirty breathy yawn and I walked straight into it. Fcuking vile. I staggered slightly with the impact.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,422 ✭✭✭Ms Doubtfire1


    heldel00 wrote: »
    I was behind a man in Aldi one day (it was a Friday, packed with pensioners, nothing wrong with pensioners but they don't seem to have the same sheer determination that I have to get the eff out of that shop as quickly as possible)
    Anyway he did a big dirty breathy yawn and I walked straight into it. Fcuking vile. I staggered slightly with the impact.

    Oh I HATE shopping on a Friday. Avoid it like the pest.nothing against pensioners but the older they get the more you have the smell of leaked pi*** coming of their backsides it's repulsive. eeeeeeeeeeeeeek


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 785 ✭✭✭team_actimel


    heldel00 wrote: »
    I was behind a man in Aldi one day (it was a Friday, packed with pensioners, nothing wrong with pensioners but they don't seem to have the same sheer determination that I have to get the eff out of that shop as quickly as possible)
    Anyway he did a big dirty breathy yawn and I walked straight into it. Fcuking vile. I staggered slightly with the impact.

    Death breath. Can understand that term better when you've been momentarily paralysed by someone's extremely bad breath.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Oh I had a pair of those a long time back.They got wet in the rain but I still had a 5 mile run ahead.When i came home took them off and left them to dry in the adjourning room.When i walked in the next morning I walked out backwards it was so bad...off into the bin they went...horrible.

    It's the weirdest thing, I had asics and brooks and they never had that smell but Nike would get it sometimes if you were walking through grass and they got damp! I worked in a sports store as a teen and the amount of trainers that would be brought back (in a lame attempt to get comped a free pair) that would have this smell was shocking.
    H3llR4iser wrote: »
    Oh my, what you reminded me about - the gym people who reuse the same "kit" 2-3 times without washing it! There's always one guy like that (tends to be a guy in my experience).

    And there's no "maybe he has some condition" theory here, I recognize that smell very well - I had a couple of situations where coming back from the gym, I forgot the gym bag in the car trunk overnight. When you take that bag to the washing machine and open it, that's the very same smell :eek::eek::eek:

    I've noticed it's almost always GAA gear, no comment on the GAA folk themselves but the older jerseys weren't breathable. You're right it's a very distinctive smell.


  • Registered Users Posts: 487 ✭✭Strong Life in Dublin


    armaghlad wrote: »
    I ran a marathon and I didn't smell of bo after. I know other people who would reek straight away after breaking into a small sweat. People vary. Diet and other factors come in to play. Some people though just have plain bad hygiene.

    Just because you can't smell it doesn't mean others can't.


  • Registered Users Posts: 487 ✭✭Strong Life in Dublin


    My story:

    I was at a conference in Google a few months ago and this fat guy in front of me smelled awful, I have never smelled anything like it.

    I honestly can not describe how bad this smell was, but I guess the best way to describe it would be a mix of rotten meat and cheese

    Luckily I was behind him because the poor guys sitting beside him looked like they were gonna puke


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    A neighbour of my parents (we'll call him the Notorious B.O.B--"Bang of Benji") is reknown for the smell that accompanies him.

    This man, probably late fifties, has been wearing the same anorak since I was a CHILD (I am in my late twenties), and the same jeans and an oul jumper that occasionally gets replaced with a different jumper.

    Well, the Notorious B.O.B is STINKING.
    He could walk into a bar and you could be sitting right down the very back and you would smell him before you saw him and you might think "Ah you're exaggerating a bit there".
    I'm not.

    I had first-hand experience of him and his body odour recently while I was attending the phlebotomy clinic in the local hospital.
    I was sitting in the waiting area which is open plan with seats opposite a window area.

    I got this VILE smell; a combination of pi**, dirty damp clothes that have never been washed, and just general DIRT.

    I looked around thinking "What the hell?" assuming it must be bin day outside or perhaps they've excavated the drains.
    NO.

    It was the Notorious B.O.B and he had arrived at the same waiting area as me, but he was about 700 yards away from me.
    I couldn't be sure at first if it was him. After all, he was a fair way from me.

    But when he walked past me, ACTUALLY BESIDE ME, I nearly emptied my stomach. It was him.
    I have never smelt anything so bad in my life.




    I know a woman who I am 100% sure has a rotten tooth.
    Bear with me.

    About a year ago, I realised I had a horrible taste in my mouth and I was very self conscious of my breath.
    I would brush my teeth every morning but minutes after, I'd have what I can only describe as breath that smelled of shi**.

    I was so embarrassed but I didn't have any obvious teeth issues.
    Anyway, a trip to my dentist confirmed inside one of my teeth was decaying so he cleaned it out and Christ on crutches, I could smell it!

    It was like the smell of the bad breath I'd been having but x100.
    Anyway I got it sorted and it's gone now but I know a woman who has the same pungent breath that I had and I'm pretty sure it's the same problem but I'd never say anything to her.
    It's horrific.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 785 ✭✭✭team_actimel


    My story:

    I was at a conference in Google a few months ago and this fat guy in front of me smelled awful, I have never smelled anything like it.

    I honestly can not describe how bad this smell was, but I guess the best way to describe it would be a mix of rotten meat and cheese

    Luckily I was behind him because the poor guys sitting beside him looked like they were gonna puke

    Anyone I have encountered who has smelled like cheese is always overweight. Must be lack of washing themselves and the cheese builds up between rolls of fat. I've heard of boob cheese building up under heavy unwashed boobs!


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