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From time to time I've wondered who the oldest active poster here, most thanked post to date, youngest active poster now and apart from the founders of Boards who's the poster who's here​ the longest? Anyone know?

Erik Shin

KKkitty wrote: »

From time to time I've wondered who the oldest active poster here, most thanked post to date, youngest active poster now and apart from the founders of Boards who's the poster who's here​ the longest? Anyone know?

Ii think Persepoly is the oldest, think she's 87?

tomwaterford

KKkitty wrote: »

From time to time I've wondered who the oldest active poster here, most thanked post to date, youngest active poster now and apart from the founders of Boards who's the poster who's here​ the longest? Anyone know?

Afaik it is findable on the the full site....I only use the mobile site as laptops are for old people

(Unless you use a computer for work...but then maybe you shouldn't be on boards??)

Mister Vain

Wibbs is part of the furniture at this stage.

Winterlong

I am definitely the youngest poster (in my house).

Beyondgone

Mister Vain wrote: »

Wibbs is part of the furniture at this stage.

Wibbs is a whippersnapper. He's an interesting, funny, usually clever whippersnapper. But the point stands. He likes Mazdas ffs. :rolleyes:

antodeco

Pfft. You're all newbs to me

Stheno

Beyondgone wrote: »

Wibbs is a whippersnapper. He's an interesting, funny, usually clever whippersnapper. But the point stands. He likes Mazdas ffs. :rolleyes:

Wibbs is nearly eligible for the OAP tbh

heldel00

Most arrogant poster was definitely Aonghus Von Bismarck. He seems to have dropped off the face of the earth though. I genuinely miss reading his posts.

Victor

antodeco wrote: »

Pfft. You're all newbs to me

Oi!

Hannibal_Smith

Thinly veiled let's see how many forum vet's I can get to comment in my thread thread

Beyondgone

Victor wrote: »

Oi!

40 acres of magnolia don't make for a square foot of peuce.

Penny Tration

Srameen or Graces7 would be two of the eldest, at a guess.

soups05

don't know about the oldest etc, but the greatest has to be our old legend....feekymcgee

just look up the grinds teacher fancies me thread for our very own hero of the boards.

Beyondgone

KKkitty wrote: »

From time to time I've wondered who the oldest active poster here, most thanked post to date, youngest active poster now and apart from the founders of Boards who's the poster who's here​ the longest? Anyone know?

You'd probably need a lifeboat to know the answer to that.

Cuddlesworth

llort is the best, he had a really good run too.

Wibbs

Beyondgone wrote: »

Wibbs is a whippersnapper. He's an interesting, funny, usually clever whippersnapper. But the point stands. He likes Mazdas Hondas ffs. :rolleyes:

FFS yourself BG. Mazda? What the actual f... You think so little of me? At least get my focus of insanity right. Sounds like I may know you in the Real World, as only a mate of mine would make such an egregious suggestion. Or use the word "egregious".

Mister Vain wrote: »

Wibbs is part of the furniture at this stage.

#woodworm.

KKkitty

Hannibal_Smith wrote: »

Thinly veiled let's see how many forum vet's I can get to comment in my thread thread

I'm not like that at all. Sometimes a poster may say something which gets me thinking about the status of the site.

KKkitty

And didn't mikemac1 leave us before he got to the 100,000 post mark. He was really close to it and all.

Beyondgone

Wibbs wrote: »

FFS yourself BG. Mazda? What the actual f... You think so little of me? At least get my focus of insanity right. Sounds like I may know you in the Real World, as only a mate of mine would make such an egregious suggestion. Or use the word "egregious".

#woodworm.

Oh you big bloody cissy! Honda fanboy now! All them years you said I was a fool with my B18 civics..:pac: You bored everyone senseless with your bloody RX.. despite all evidence to the contrary that Honda ruled.. Yeah.. anyway...carry on.. Honda lad..

Beyondgone

heldel00 wrote: »

Most arrogant poster was definitely Aonghus Von Bismarck. He seems to have dropped off the face of the earth though. I genuinely miss reading his posts.

He didn't even come close to the arrogance of Frada, or the sarcy of Degsy, or the pure foolery of ..ah, I forget. I miss Lukesmom. She was cool in an odd way. Or Dudess.. so many names, so many memories.

Allah snackbar

It looks like this thread could get embarrassingly cringey

Wibbs

Beyondgone wrote: »

Oh you big bloody cissy! Honda fanboy now! All them years you said I was a fool with my B18 civics..:pac: You bored everyone senseless with your bloody RX.. despite all evidence to the contrary that Honda ruled.. Yeah.. anyway...carry on.. Honda lad..

Oh BG you are so mistaking me for another. In fairness, us gobshítes can be easily confused and I can be a confusing gobshíte at the best of times. Call fool on a B18? Never. An RX? Never gonna happen Sir. I am neither a golfist, nor a beige bloused middle manager(or Mason). There's only so much middle aged I can handle.

Hang on BG, I'm not sure if this is more better suited to the Motors forum, or Personal Issues.

Wibbs

Beyondgone wrote: »

the sarcy of Degsy,

I miss oul Degsy I have to say. Genuinely nice guy IME. Among others.

Beyondgone

Wibbs wrote: »

Oh BG you are so mistaking me for another. In fairness, us gobsh?tes can be easily confused and I can be a confusing gobsh?te at the best of times. Call fool on a B18? Never. An RX? Never gonna happen Sir. I am neither a golfist, nor a beige bloused middle manager(or Mason). There's only so much middle aged I can handle.

Hang on BG, I'm not sure if this is more better suited to the Motors forum, or Personal Issues.

Starbelgrade. Need I say any more. I miss that lad. He was legend. I was proud to have him as a friend. Even if it was only virtual..:(

Zascar

antodeco wrote: »

Pfft. You're all newbs to me

You are on 99,999 right now. Next post 100k. Make it a good one

Armchair Andy

Beyondgone wrote:

He didn't even come close to the arrogance of Frada, or the sarcy of Degsy, or the pure foolery of ..ah, I forget. I miss Lukesmom. She was cool in an odd way. Or Dudess.. so many names, so many memories.

Dudess, sad day she left. Does she post here any more?
watty was a mine of information.
The Thunderdome of a Friday night. Ventured in there once or twice to be promptly fvcked out on my arse. Class.

Beyondgone

Armchair Andy wrote: »

Dudess, sad day she left. Does she post here any more?
watty was a mine of information.
The Thunderdome of a Friday night. Ventured in there once or twice to be promptly fvcked out on my arse. Class.

The good old days. I remember when it was all fields and people blasted your Ma with p1ss on dial-up. Very slowly. And usually met up for pints later to complain about upload speeds..and when Wibbs was a mazda rotary fanboy. Or was that the other Rammstein fan and I'm gone doddery?? Jasus..I think it was.. My apologies Wibbs! KKkitty still swims better than most Olympians.. in her line of work that's a given. She's a quiet hero. Boards has loads.

Erik Shin

Erik Shin wrote: »

Ii think Persepoly is the oldest, think she's 87?

How very dare you! At least give me the correct age. I am a sprightly 93!




:pac:

Beyondgone

Deleted User wrote: »

How very dare you! At least give me the correct age. I am a sprightly 93!




:pac:

Pffft! Liar! You're not a day over 80! Them hips don't lie.

Beyondgone

Beyondgone wrote: »

Pffft! Liar! You're not a day over 80! Them hips don't lie.

Ah sure look I was trying to be modest. I have a face like a crinkly tablecloth but make the best of it.

antodeco

antodeco wrote: »

Pfft. You're all newbs to me

You've been here 15 years!

Beyondgone

Deleted User wrote: »

Ah sure look I was trying to be modest. I have a face like a crinkly tablecloth but make the best of it.

Lying again.. you've a face Marilyn would be proud of. :cool:

Beyondgone

I remember the days before Devore had depression ffs.. I blame ye lot. Ye drove him to it. Headwreckers one and all.

Beyondgone

Beyondgone wrote: »

I remember the days before Devore had depression ffs.. I blame ye lot. Ye drove him to it. Headwreckers one and all.

You are only here a few months


It is an interesting one though. I'd be curious about the overall demographic of the place. There are at least two under 17's and I'd say there's quite a good number of 65+.
The rest of us probably fall somewhere in the 30 - 40 bracket.

Something else curious would be the reasons why people use the site. How many want information only, who wants an escape, who is lonely, that kind of thing

Beyondgone

Deleted User wrote: »

You are only here a few months


It is an interesting one though. I'd be curious about the overall demographic of the place. There are at least two under 17's and I'd say there's quite a good number of 65+.
The rest of us probably fall somewhere in the 30 - 40 bracket.

Something else curious would be the reasons why people use the site. How many want information only, who wants an escape, who is lonely, that kind of thing

Some of us are just eejits looking for a bit of craic. Not me obviously. I'm very serious and stuff.

KKkitty

Beyondgone wrote: »

The good old days. I remember when it was all fields and people blasted your Ma with p1ss on dial-up. Very slowly. And usually met up for pints later to complain about upload speeds..and when Wibbs was a mazda rotary fanboy. Or was that the other Rammstein fan and I'm gone doddery?? Jasus..I think it was.. My apologies Wibbs! KKkitty still swims better than most Olympians.. in her line of work that's a given. She's a quiet hero. Boards has loads.

I'm a typical cat, I don't like water

Beyondgone

KKkitty wrote: »

I'm a typical cat, I don't like water

If you didn't know me so well, nor I you, I'd almost believe you.

KKkitty

Beyondgone wrote: »

If you didn't know me so well, nor I you, I'd almost believe you.

Believe me I joined circa 2011 so posters like Pighead and starbelgrade were at the pinnacle of their fame on here. I remember laughing so much at the posts in AH especially. So many posters gone who IMO were epic. Dudess was great too. Blasting em with piss while Yore Ma was giving out about how much you were spending on coke and hookers.

Beyondgone

KKkitty wrote: »

Believe me I joined circa 2011 so posters like Pighead and starbelgrade were at the pinnacle of their fame on here. I remember laughing so much at the posts in AH especially. So many posters gone who IMO were epic. Dudess was great too. Blasting em with piss while Yore Ma was giving out about how much you were spending on coke and hookers.

You and me had a lot of PM exchanges. Believe it or not. Once upon a time, we confided.:cool:

KKkitty

Beyondgone wrote: »

You and me had a lot of PM exchanges. Believe it or not. Once upon a time, we confided.:cool:

OK I'm a bit freaked out now!! Who were you?

Beyondgone

KKkitty wrote: »

OK I'm a bit freaked out now!! Who were you?

Beyond gone.
Relax the cacks, we only ever skitted and had the craic! Back in the day.

Beyondgone

KKkitty wrote: »

OK I'm a bit freaked out now!! Who were you?

Do you know any old leathery faced gits?

KKkitty

Beyondgone wrote: »

Do you know any old leathery faced gits?

In real life yes. On here no!!

tomwaterford

[Deleted User] wrote: »

The rest of us probably fall somewhere in the 30 - 40 bracket.

Nooooopppppee

Canis Lupus

I've been here a while. Joined whilst in college but I'm far from the longest one here. The closing and reopening of accounts makes it a bit difficult to tell.

Erik Shin

Beyondgone wrote: »

Lying again.. you've a face Marilyn would be proud of. :cool:

Manson?

Erik Shin

Erik Shin wrote: »

Manson?

Ahem!

DEFTLEFTHAND

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KK. 36

Cork. 30

Tipp. 27