Pick five people living or dead you would invite your dinner party...

Parchment

For me:

Ernest Shackleton, Larry David, David Bowie, Seth Rogan, Janis Joplin.

You?

Dr Crayfish

Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler

judeboy101

Ted bundy, the prophet Mohammed, Mary O'Rourke, Pope sixtus IV and Donald Trump

Unpossible

Would the dead ones be returned to a certain point in their lives or would they just be corpses?

Would the corpses be animated? That would certainly make it interesting.

Armchair Andy

Mostly night work I'd say, that exhuming business. Best of luck OP.

BattleCorp

Emma Watson, Salma Hayek, Alesha Dixon, Ariana Grande and Leo Sternbach, the inventor of Rohypnol and other tranquilizers. :pac:

pjohnson

BattleCorp wrote: »

Emma Watson, Salma Hayek, Alesha Dixon, Ariana Grande and Leo Sternbach, the inventor of Rohypnol and other tranqualizers. :pac:

This seems like a splendid event Mr.Corp

Daledge

Nikola Tesla, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Albert Einstein, Newton, Gallileo

RockSalto

In no particular order:

Arnold Schwarzenegger. Geronimo. Alan Watts. Bill Clinton. George Harrison.

Parchment

Unpossible wrote: »

Would the dead ones be returned to a certain point in their lives or would they just be corpses?

Would the corpses be animated? That would certainly make it interesting.

They have been magically brought back to life for the duration of your sumptuous dinner party.

Winterlong

Nigella Lawson, Nigella Lawson, Nigella Lawson, Nigella Lawson, Nigella Lawson...for the cooking, scenery and eh...conversation.

Can't be having dead people at my party, mood spoilers.

Cloudio9

Julian, Dick and Ann, George and Timmy the dog

PARlance

BattleCorp wrote: »

Emma Watson, Salma Hayek, Alesha Dixon, Ariana Grande and Leo Sternbach, the inventor of Rohypnol and other tranquilizers. :pac:

Can't beat the auld casual rapey joke!

VinLieger

Peter Eustinov, Bill Murray, Winston Churchill, Douglas Aadams, Chrissie Teegan

D9Male

BattleCorp wrote: »

Emma Watson, Salma Hayek, Alesha Dixon, Ariana Grande and Leo Sternbach, the inventor of Rohypnol and other tranquilizers. :pac:

So you could rape them? Wow, you're a hero.

pjohnson

D9Male wrote: »

So you could rape them? Wow, you're a hero.

I'm sure the tranquilizers are for himself so the women can satisfy themselves. Jeez get the brain outta the gutter.

BattleCorp

D9Male wrote: »

So you could rape them? Wow, you're a hero.

You do realise that I'm not planning on raping anybody, do you?

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ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Stephen Fry, David Attenborough, Stan Laurel and both my parents. It's the 100th anniversary of my Mother's birth today, so it would be a dinner party she'd love.

Stars and Stripes

Charles Manson, Jeffrey Dahmer, Rose West, Ted Bundy and Andrei Chikatilo the butcher of Rostov

humberklog

Picasso
Patrick Moore
Hedy Lemar
Louis CK
Nancy Wake.

Red_Wake

Jose Mourinho, Pep Guardiola, Joe Duffy, Lionel Messi, and Alex Ferguson.

I think Jose would be so wound up by the end he might actually murder everyone, but it'd be great to watch.

biko

Palm and her five sisters.

catbear

Picking deceased is too easy so I'll try the living.

1. Paul Howard, author of the Ross O'Carroll Kelly series.

2. Brian Kerr, I always thought he was really sound and got an awful shafting by the FAI.

3. Ian Morris, archeaologist who wrote one of the best books I've ever read "why the west rules, for now".

4. Michael D Higgins or either of the two preceding presidents.

5. Ian Paisley Jr.

That was tough but I'm sure that mix would make very interesting conversation.

hungry hypno toad

biko wrote: »

Palm and her five sisters.

That's six.

AudreyHepburn

David Attenborough, Ian McKellan, Michael D Higgins, Alan Rickman and Major Richard Winters (of Band of Brothers fame)

Cerisepink

Oh I love this question! 😠River Pheonix for sure, James Dean, Johnathan Tucker, Harry Styles and oh...my current crush!

I am aware that all my guests are male and I will be the only female there but I'm okay with that;)

Cerisepink

Stars and Stripes wrote: »

Charles Manson, Jeffrey Dahmer, Rose West, Ted Bundy and Andrei Chikatilo the butcher of Rostov

Oh Charles Manson would be a great one! You just know he'd keep things interesting. But why Rose West and not Fred?

Outlaw Pete

Vince Vaughn.
Jon Favreau.
Garry Shandling.
Cheri Oteri.
Peter Falk.

..as seems like it would be fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLDVlpSRLGw

Loads more here. Great series, wish it was still going.

Arne_Saknussem

Daledge wrote: »

Nikola Tesla, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Albert Einstein, Newton, Gallileo

Bit of a sausage fest tbh.

sozbox

Jesus
Hitler
Sonic the Hedgehog
Monica Bellucci
Howard Hughes

Christopher Hitchens, Bill Hicks, Charles Bukowski, Kim Kardashian because I'm so curious about what type of person she really is, Nikola Tesla.

Also Tom Waits, Jeff Buckley, and Olivia Coleman

Keyzer

PARlance wrote: »

Can't beat the auld casual rapey joke!

BattleCorp wouldn't rape a fly...

Allah snackbar

Hitler , Stephen fry , Ali , Peter Kay and Gladys knight to sing a few songs

jamesbere

Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen, Kate Beckinsale, Tom Hanks and Sarah Silverman

Allah snackbar

D9Male wrote: »

So you could rape them? Wow, you're a hero.

You're not really male are you , if you are I can see you having great fun in nightclubs white knighting to beat the band

Daledge

hungry hypno toad wrote: »

That's six.

Technically one person though..

suicide_circus

Alexander The Great, Abraham Lincoln, Freddie Mercury, George Michael, David Norris


Wait....

Kevhog1988

Michael Collins, Eamonn Devalera , Gerry Adams, pope john paul 2 & stephen hawkins

LordSutch

Oliver Reed
John Lennon
Cilla Black
Grayson Perry
Carrie Fisher

_Whimsical_

theemigrant wrote: »

Michael Collins, Eamonn Devalera , Gerry Adams, pope john paul 2 & stephen hawkins

Some bust up potential right there!

jiltloop

Brian Eno, Richard D James, Hunter S Thompson, David Attenborough & Laurie Anderson.

BattleCorp

Keyzer wrote: »

BattleCorp wouldn't rape a fly...

Unfortunately my penis is aptly sized for such a task.

Glenster

Stalin, Socrates, Napoleon, Oscar Wilde, and Theodore Q. Bumfunk , the inventor of sexual assault.

DJIMI TRARORE

Alex Higgins
Oliver Reed
Mel Gibson
Samuel L Jackson
Tony Adams

They can bring their own drinks

Grandeeod

Peter Sellers, Dave Allen, Woody Allen, Keith Floyd and William Shakepeare.

The_Valeyard

1) Winston Churchill
2) Ernest Hemingway
3) Jeff Lebowski
4) Vladimir Putin
5) Fidel castro



The piss up would be awesome.

Cee-Jay-Cee

Spike Milligan
David Attenborough
Hitler
Richard Prior
My Dad.

hungry hypno toad

Daledge wrote: »

Technically one person though..

A wank3r.

valoren

Richard Feynman
Tom Hanks
David Bowie
John D Rockefeller
Robert Shaw

Are Am Eye

Adam
Eve
Cain
Abel
Harry Molloy from Fair City.

RhubarbCrumble

Dr McKay McKinnon
John Creedon
Michael Healy Rae
The Kombai Tribe of Papua New Guinea
Nicola Walker

I'm counting the Kombai tribe as one and hoping I have enough seats.
If any of the above can't make it, I'd be happy for Jack Lynch to step in instead.