Movin' [s]me biatch[/s] my wonderful significant other in

Jobs OXO

The lass is going to be moving into my gaff. I own the gaff and pay 1300 pm mortgage. What do most people do in this situation re charging her rent ? The going rate in the area or will more frequent sexy time offset to some extent?

Mr. Incognito

in two years as a qualifying co-habitee she'll own half your house so most people dont call her derrogatory names

eeguy

Jobs OXO wrote: »

The lass is going to be moving into my our gaff. IWe own the gaff and pay 1300 pm mortgage. What do most people do in this situation re charging her rent ? The going rate in the area or will more frequent sexy time offset to some extent?

FYP

me_irl

Well, she got herself a keeper there.

Really Interested

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

in two years as a qualifying co-habitee she'll own half your house so most people dont call her derrogatory names

No she will not.

daveyeh

Jobs OXO wrote: »

The lass is going to be moving into my gaff. I own the gaff and pay 1300 pm mortgage. What do most people do in this situation re charging her rent ? The going rate in the area or will more frequent sexy time offset to some extent?

1000pm & all the BJ's you can stand.

nullzero

When you have a fight make sure she doesn't tell you to get out of the house, they love that sh1t.

Yourself isit

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

in two years as a qualifying co-habitee she'll own half your house so most people dont call her derrogatory names

Really? Where's that law?

suicide_circus

Jobs OXO wrote: »

I own the gaff and pay 1300 pm mortgage.

The bank own the gaff

Yourself isit

Op. Charge her the room rate for the area unless she has much lower income than you.

gifted

nullzero wrote: »

When you have a fight make sure she doesn't tell you to get out of the house, they love that sh1t.

No they don't...they say get out of MY house.....even though you pay the mortgage




Oh and prepare to leave your balls on the hall table when you get home....




Don't do it man!

stimpson

Sorry for your troubles OP.

This would scare the crap out of me if I was in your position

http://www.citizensinformation.ie/en/birth_family_relationships/problems_in_marriages_and_other_relationships/redress_scheme_for_cohabiting_couples.html

Mr. Incognito

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

in two years as a qualifying co-habitee she'll own half your house so most people dont call her derrogatory names

Not so.

Galwayguy35

I think they have to show they were also paying a bill of some sort to have a claim on the place after the 2 years but maybe I'm wrong.

SEPT 23 1989

A full belly and plenty of sex should cover it

HalloweenJack

Jobs OXO wrote: »

What do most people do in this situation re charging her rent ? The going rate in the area or will more frequent sexy time offset to some extent?

It's simple really: Do you want a partner who pays their way or do you want to live with a prostitute?

neverever1

This woman doesn't exist. Either does the house.

Pac1Man

I thought it was five years for that co-ownership thingy? Crazy law!

T-Maxx

Pics or gtfo

Really Interested

Pac1Man wrote: »

I thought it was five years for that co-ownership thingy? Crazy law!

The act does not give co-ownership at any time. While it does allow claims to be made to redress, both parties can contract out of the Act.

Yourself isit

neverever1 wrote: »

This woman doesn't exist. Either does the house.

Sure. People living with their girlfriends are as rare as unicorns.

bear1

Jobs OXO wrote: »

The lass is going to be moving into my gaff. I own the gaff and pay 1300 pm mortgage. What do most people do in this situation re charging her rent ? The going rate in the area or will more frequent sexy time offset to some extent?

By the sound of things you should be paying her for sticking up with you.

OP sounds like a real catch.

GF is a lucky biatch.

nullzero

gifted wrote: »

No they don't...they say get out of MY house.....even though you pay the mortgage




Oh and prepare to leave your balls on the hall table when you get home....




Don't do it man!

That's right, and they just love using all that free gas, electricity, TV and Internet that the magical bill fairy pays for.

Jobs OXO

Well the biatch needs to know I'm paying then management fee

Sue Pa Key Pa

I'm surprised The Man gave a brother the cheese to buy a gaff in the first place

BorneTobyWilde

T-Maxx wrote: »

Pics or gtfo

Mod Warning - KIND OF NSFW IMAGES

There

James Bond Junior

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

There

Hey that's my girlfriend!

myshirt

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

in two years as a qualifying co-habitee she'll own half your house so most people dont call her derrogatory names

Exactly what I clicked on the thread to say.

Op, take note of this. Bigtime.

Jobs OXO

myshirt wrote: »

Exactly what I clicked on the thread to say.

Op, take note of this. Bigtime.

Good point man. I'll take note of that. How long would I need to get her move out for to reset things so to speak??

él statutorio

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

There

What's wrong with the walls that she has to keep holding them up?

You should talk to your builder.

MAJJ

él statutorio wrote: »

What's wrong with the walls that she has to keep holding them up?

You should talk to your builder.

Also, I think I noticed that she doesn't know how to use the washing machine. As her top may have shrunk.

myshirt

Jobs OXO wrote: »

Good point man. I'll take note of that. How long would I need to get her move out for to reset things so to speak??

It doesn't reset. The time in like 2 years if you've a kid, or 5 years if no kid. Citizens information should give you the basics. There is also a purchase money resulting trust, and many other issues in Trusts and Equity.

Short and small of it is you bust your bollox to pay for all this, but if she puts the paw out you have to populate that paw.

Jobs OXO

myshirt wrote: »

It doesn't reset. The time in like 2 years if you've a kid, or 5 years if no kid. Citizens information should give you the basics. There is also a purchase money resulting trust, and many other issues in Trusts and Equity.

Short and small of it is you bust your bollox to pay for all this, but if she puts the paw out you have to populate that paw.

Have enough kids won't be any more

myshirt

Jobs OXO wrote: »

Have enough kids won't be any more

Yeah, just be careful. If I was an unmarried man I'd be getting the away leg in first before I'd be bringing her home for a 3-nil thrashing.

Really Interested

Jobs OXO wrote: »

Good point man. I'll take note of that. How long would I need to get her move out for to reset things so to speak??

A couple can enter into a contract to exclude the act.

Sand

Really Interested wrote: »

A couple can enter into a contract to exclude the act.

Not very romantic though.

neverever1

I don't think this thread is going anywhere so I'm going to unfollow and never check it again.

silverharp

Sand wrote: »

Not very romantic though.

neither is a marriage contract :pac:

Joeseph Balls

Pac1Man wrote: »

I thought it was five years for that co-ownership thingy? Crazy law!

Is it not 5 years and two years with a child?

greencap

Jobs OXO wrote: »

The lass is going to be moving into my gaff. I own the gaff and pay 1300 pm mortgage. What do most people do in this situation re charging her rent ? The going rate in the area or will more frequent sexy time offset to some extent?

If your bitch got to move in you need to charge her half the rent, but minus the value of pussy. so what im saying is, if your bitch is like an 8 or something, thats a fine ass bitch, that might set you back a couple hundred dollars. Unless you go to Brazil.

so you take that 1300 - she gonna pay 650 ... minus the quantity of pussy you get.....BUT....only above what you gettin now.

otherwise whats in it for you. twice a week is the subscription charge you charge her already just for being around you.

so, let me clarify, if you gettin it 2 times a week now then thats the baseline. thats 650.
She gonna pay 650 + pussy twice a week.

If she makes it 3 times in a week then you go look up some escorts - find one that look like your bitch, look at the hourly rate, and then take that from the 650.

If she drops back to once a week or stops fckin then you have to charge her more than the 650.

but thats only if she regularly stops, she might have a sick day or something, just remember to get an i.o.u from her on sick days.

James Bond Junior

neverever1 wrote: »

I don't think this thread is going anywhere so I'm going to unfollow and never check it again.

Check back into personal issues in 5 years time.

"My ex is trying to take half my house."

Even though I shouldn't slag as mine is here nearly a year now..

bear1

Sand wrote: »

Not very romantic though.

Does this thread fill you with the confidence that the op is romantic?

Bigus

I was only talking to a financial lad who helped a family get rid of a gold digger, the settlement figure was much more palatable to the stingy feckers when he pointed out that it worked out at only 38 euro a ride over 5 years.

andekwarhola

She shouldn't have to pay toward the mortgage as it's your asset that you'll eventually own but she should offset the fact that she's getting free rent with some kind of proportional contribution ot household expenses.

Although she is handing over all her self-respect by the sound of things.

Permabear

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johnnyskeleton

Jobs OXO wrote: »

What do most people do in this situation re charging her rent ?

They sit down and discuss it with each other like adults.

corner of hells

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

Jobs OXO wrote: »

What do most people do in this situation re charging her rent ?

They sit down and discuss it with each other like adults.

Get out you , with your adult type conversation.

OP get yourself a list of ground rules sorted.
Make sure she knows which bog is yours , none of this toilet seat up down stuff.

myshirt

Bigus wrote: »

I was only talking to a financial lad who helped a family get rid of a gold digger, the settlement figure was much more palatable to the stingy feckers when he pointed out that it worked out at only 38 euro a ride over 5 years.

At an average of 2 rides a year (Christmas and your birthday), that's not bad going.

Lots of bad law here.

The suggestion that cohabitees own half the house after 2 years, or 5 years, or 50 years, is a load of utter nonsense.

greencap

Deleted User wrote: »

Lots of bad law here.

The suggestion that cohabitees own half the house after 2 years, or 5 years, or 50 years, is a load of utter nonsense.

Yeah, probably true.

But it doesn't hurt to kick her out every 1 year and 11 months, just in case.

Broom that ho.