Planning on crapping in a taxi later, what's the soiling charge these days?

daveyeh

It's not a definite plan, but it MIGHT happen.

vicwatson

Wow, just wow, new low on after hours alert

DefinitelyMarc

Two broken legs.

RocketRaccoon

If I was a cab driver and someone did that I'd make sure they got a good taste of it on their way out the door.

Beyondgone

High, hopefully.
You and the penalty.

Otherwise that's just low.

daveyeh

It'll be all Guinness & chips.

endacl

If I were driving that taxi, I'd forgot the soiling charge and leave you up over Sally gap with a long walk home to think about where and how my life had gone wrong....

Barry Badrinath

Soiling charge?

I think punishment enough is just you being yourself OP.

There's no worse punishment for a premeditated car ****ter.

daveyeh

vicwatson wrote: »

Wow, just wow, new low on after hours alert

Ah, sure it's all ****e in After Hours these days.

ToddyDoody

So far we've heard from the hard men and moralists.

You simply will not be leaving he taxi short of putting €90 through on your card I'd say.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Ask the takeaway for a plastic bag.

Barry Badrinath

ToddyDoody wrote: »

So far we've heard from the hard men and moralists.

You simply will not be leaving he taxi short of putting €90 through on your card I'd say.

And now we have heard from the experienced.

Rumpy Pumpy

140 eurons is the maximum charge. If the discharge corresponds to a 1,2,6 or 7 on the Bristol stool chart then I can't see the driver letting you away with less than the maximum charge.

daveyeh

Rumpy Pumpy wrote: »

If the discharge corresponds to a 1,2,6 or 7 on the Bristol stool chart

Should they not display this chart in the taxi, just to avoid any potential confusion?

Rumpy Pumpy

daveyeh wrote: »

Should they not display this chart in the taxi, just to avoid any potential confusion?

Not a bad idea at all. Maybe contact the Taxi Regulator with your suggestion?


Most of the drivers talk shïte anyway so would be experts on the matter.

daveyeh

Rumpy Pumpy wrote: »

Not a bad idea at all. Maybe contact the Taxi Regulator with your suggestion?

They won't return my calls anymore.

thereitisgone

At least you have a plan even if its not definite, too many youngsters these days heading into the big bad world not sure what they want to do with there life
Kudos to you sir

daveyeh

Your kind comments have been logged.

ScumLord

Unless you're planning on taking your pants off, **** all over the inside of your pants.

TresGats

Make a 2nd 'outer' pair of pants from a spar bag and some elastic or twine. Might contain the damage.
It's normally babies around the age of 10 months who enjoy ****ting themselves, are you regressing OP?

daveyeh

daveyeh wrote: »

Planning on crapping in a taxi later, what's the soiling charge these days?

Seriously, what age are you?

topper75

Pints.

There's such a thing as too many too you know.

My two cents - don't alert the driver at all and simply throw it out the window.

I'm assuming a grade 3 though on the Bristol stool chart, with a clean break.

If not, I can't help you.

Mint Sauce

Rumpy Pumpy wrote: »

140 eurons is the maximum charge. If the discharge corresponds to a 1,2,6 or 7 on the Bristol stool chart then I can't see the driver letting you away with less than the maximum charge.

TBH, 1 or 2 could be picked up with a pair of rubber gloves, leaving little staining. If I was the OP after a 6 or 7, €140 would be the very least of my concerns. What ever the out come though, it's still quite a sh!tty thing to do.

retro:electro

I think just being you is punishment enough

Jawgap

Do it after a few Guinnesses and a curry.....it can only improve the smell in some taxis

odyssey06

Sir, may I suggest an adult diaper? That way you get to relieve yourself without the inconvenience of paying a soiling charge.

Annasopra

Thread is shît. Literally.

Mint Sauce

Joeytheparrot wrote: »

Thread is shît. Literally.

Wonder will the mods let it run for a while.

:pac:

Winterlong

Joeytheparrot wrote: »

Thread is shît. Literally.

We can agree on that.

Beyondgone

daveyeh wrote: »

Your kind comments have been logged.

It's always better to log kind comments than it is to log the back seat of a hackney. Cheaper too.


Imagine being the poor git who gets to do the "clean up"?

"Here lad, valet that for me..."

jasus.

misstearheus

I'm reeeeeeeeeeally tempted to google The Bristol Stool Chart but I'm currently munching on a couple of Viscount Mints and I know the beautiful sweet mint taste of them will forever be replaced if I do.

Conor Bourke

Mint Sauce wrote: »

Wonder will the mods let it run for a while.

:pac:

Best take some Imodium for that

PARlance

daveyeh wrote: »

It's not a definite plan, but it MIGHT happen.

Not that I want to come across all preachy or anything but I would strongly advise that you do it in the back seat as opposed to the front passenger seat.

bnt

Do what the cab drivers themselves do: crap in a plastic bag, tie it shut and throw it out the window. :mad:

RayM

misstearheus wrote: »

I'm reeeeeeeeeeally tempted to google The Bristol Stool Chart but I'm currently munching on a couple of Viscount Mints and I know the beautiful sweet mint taste of them will forever be replaced if I do.

Here's a Bristol Stool Chart cake:

Call Me Jimmy

RayM wrote: »

Here's a Bristol Stool Chart cake:

wtf

Mint Sauce

RayM wrote: »

Here's a Bristol Stool Chart cake:

Who da funk would want that on a cake. But whilst I am quite familiar with the Bristol Stool Chart, and most bodily fluids don't bother me, I am trying to eat my dinner.

:mad:

RayM

Mint Sauce wrote: »

Who da funk would want that on a cake. But whilst I am quite familiar with the Bristol Stool Chart, and most bodily fluids don't bother me, I am trying to eat my dinner.

:mad:

Wouldn't put me off. A cake's a cake as far as I'm concerned.

mfceiling

I'm calling shìt on this.

biko

Location: Dublin 13

General taxi warning alert issued.