Do you ever lie awake in your bed, look around and think..

FanadMan

purple_rose wrote: »

In case you're ever broken into, get yourself a small safe. Fill it up with pieces of newspapers. Lock it up and put it somewhere that you can easily see in your living room/kitchen. If you're ever broken into, they will more than likely take the safe thinking there's money in it.

And it might end up on Boards as another "I found a safe" thread

prinzeugen

anna080 wrote: »

If someone walked into the room to attack me, what would I do to defend myself? Am in bed alone now and if someone came into the room to try and harm me I don't think there's anything in here that I could grab to defend myself. Maybe a pair of blunt toe nail scissors, but I'd have to rummage to find them and I'd probably be murdered by then.
Should we all sleep with a knife under the bed? :pac:

I have a Bob. Aka my other half.

Bob will slap with things..

I would use knifes and bricks..

Be like Bob. **** an object at them.

Using knifes might get a week of jail or a bill for bricks.

Bob would fire a few items that would kill a burglar.

smurfjed

First line - a dog
Second line - a dagger
Third line - a sword.......
If someone comes into my bedroom, I'm expecting someone to die!

Thespoofer

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

What was the name of that serial killer who hid in women's bedroom wardrobes before committing his crimes?

The Night Stalker.

Robsweezie

When I watched freddy Krueger, I used to be paranoid his claws would come through the mattress

gooch2k9

Just don't go to bed!

TheQuietFella

anna080 wrote: »

If someone walked into the room to attack me, what would I do to defend myself? Am in bed alone now and if someone came into the room to try and harm me I don't think there's anything in here that I could grab to defend myself. Maybe a pair of blunt toe nail scissors, but I'd have to rummage to find them and I'd probably be murdered by then.
Should we all sleep with a knife under the bed? :pac:

Often! She was big, blonde and beautiful and I tried valiantly to fight her off but to no avail!

Winterlong

I would ask them if they smiled at the cameras on the way up the stairs. Then leg it out the window.

Akrasia

Academic wrote: »

Yes. I'm sure all of us from time to time lay awake worrying about things. I do, I know.

It could be work-related, financial, or just general angst like worrying about dying. And worrying about dying is perfectly rational; I?m sure we all do it since we all know we?re going to die.

What?s not rational is worrying about dying because someone sneaks into your bedroom at night at kills you. That?s probably about as likely as being killed by a meteorite.

Worry about causes of death that are actually common.

The op was about what would happen if someone came into her room while she was in bed. This is not limited to murderers on the rampage, it could include thieves and even drunk people who get lost on the way home from the pub

(genuine story. After Munster won the Champions cup in 2006, my brothers wife was woken up by a young fella stumbling blind drunk and confused into her bedroom. He turned down the wrong corridor in a block of flats and somehow got into her flat. Yer man hadn't a clue where he was and thought she was in his room and was demanding that she get out.. )

Jobs OXO

anna080 wrote: »

Why did I read this in a Scottish accent? I have one but he's away :pac:

If you need someone to come over for a wee fondle of your funbags you only have to say the word