Big Brother UK 2017

Kolido

Missymoohaa wrote: »

We're here Wyrn for ye. Hope everything works out OK for you meanwhile we can watch mam getting naked in the jacuzzi with donkey Kong.

I'll have to ditch the old b&w portable for this episode
:eek:

deco nate

wyrn wrote: »

Aw thanks everyone
Sorry I didn't mean to vague post, I just didn't want to drag it off topic.

I honestly can't tell you how much I love this thread. It's always a barrel of laughs. More times than not, I find all of your posts far more entertaining than the main show. I'm tempted to get a ficus plant just to call it Claude!

Oooh skipper_G won't be happy... .. DO IT!

skipper_G

wyrn wrote: »

I'm not nearly drunk enough, I waiting on some bad news and I'll have to wait until Monday for it to be confirmed. Nothing series but it's upsetting. Roll on Big Brother!

Stay strong, much love HH
(& skipper)

wyrn

Missymoohaa wrote: »

On another note totally off theme, why is my phone stuck on the time of 2110 hrs? I could have missed BB. What's all that about.

Have you gone back in time? You might need to reset the flux capacitor or perhaps Lotan's nipples managed to poke the phone and it froze in shock

kopite386

The timing of big brother has actually worked out perfectly for me tonight, was at the cinema got home in time to watch Love Island which runs until 10:20, so only a 10 minute wait to watch big brother and not missing any of either program

CollyFlower

Remember the other nights Party Task..... Is it just me, but did anyone else find it strange that the Party People didn't go near the treats that were provided?... It all looked like very sweet stuff to me, I'm into savory meself.... but why did they ignore it, were they trying to show how unselfish they were? *****!

wyrn

skipper_G wrote: »

Stay strong, much love HH
(& skipper)

Thanks brother!

skipper_G

wyrn wrote: »

Aw thanks everyone
Sorry I didn't mean to vague post, I just didn't want to drag it off topic.

I honestly can't tell you how much I love this thread. It's always a barrel of laughs. More times than not, I find all of your posts far more entertaining than the main show. I'm tempted to get a ficus plant just to call it Claude!

Be careful if you do, they develop a bad attitude pretty quickly. He's such an egotist

Don't tell him I said that

Missymoohaa

wyrn wrote:

Have you gone back in time? You might need to reset the flux capacitor or perhaps Lotan's nipples managed to poke the phone and it froze in shock

Yeah flux capacitator, I like that. Not so much lotions nipples yeuch.

kittensmittens

Missymoohaa wrote: »

Jaysus mam you still here you're meant to be on bots.

:D:D

kittensmittens

pilly wrote: »

That's poxy that you have to wait the whole weekend. We'll try to keep you distracted.

Isnt poxy a great word? :pac:

You know instantly what to think when its used

Missymoohaa

Now I'm putting it out there and I'm well aware I may look very stupid (nothing new there) but I've never understood the Claude the ficus reference. I feel old, anyone care to enlighten me?

kittensmittens

Missymoohaa wrote: »

On another note totally off theme, why is my phone stuck on the time of 2110 hrs? I could have missed BB. What's all that about.

You're drunk Missys phone.....go home

deco nate

Missymoohaa wrote: »

Now I'm putting it out there and I'm well aware I may look very stupid (nothing new there) but I've never understood the Claude the ficus reference. I feel old, anyone care to enlighten me?

No..

Missymoohaa

kittensmittens wrote:

You're drunk Missys phone.....go home

Lol

kittensmittens

We should organise a Boards BB Xmas nite out and go as our favourite hero or villian from BB!!!

*Im aware its only June *

CollyFlower

Missymoohaa wrote: »

Now I'm putting it out there and I'm well aware I may look very stupid (nothing new there) but I've never understood the Claude the ficus reference. I feel old, anyone care to enlighten me?

I think Skipper has a plant a Ficus plant called Claude who he watches BB with.

deco nate

Missymoohaa wrote: »

Now I'm putting it out there and I'm well aware I may look very stupid (nothing new there) but I've never understood the Claude the ficus reference. I feel old, anyone care to enlighten me?

Claude is a plant, it's skipper_G housemate. A right narky so an so by all accounts. Just be glad he's not on boards

wyrn

Missymoohaa wrote: »

Now I'm putting it out there and I'm well aware I may look very stupid (nothing new there) but I've never understood the Claude the ficus reference. I feel old, anyone care to enlighten me?

Oh sorry that's my bad, it was from a previous BB thread where one of the twins was talking to trees and I think there was a dead moth.

skipper_G wrote: »

Victoria has decided to return to her home planet in a galaxy far far away

Edit: how on earth am I meant to break the news to Claude (my ficus). He'll be crushed

skipper_G wrote: »

I was talking to my ficus (Claude) in the ad break and he thinks she is "rad". I disagree with him, think you are spot on.

wyrn wrote: »

Well I for one think it's a transitivity that Jason won. We all know the real winner of BB 2016 is...




CLAUDE! Skipper's ficus

skipper_G wrote: »

To out things in perspective my ficus Claude is more talkative than Alex

Alex is a total non entity!

skipper_G wrote: »

Lads I forgot about the twins, Claude the ficus is going batsh1t right now

jluv wrote: »

Debra the Zebra is now unemployed! Claude the ficus FTW

skipper_G

Yeah he's a massive BB fan he sits in the corner staring at a photo of davina in between shows.

And he has a very high opinion of himself

pilly

skipper_G wrote:

Yeah he's a massive BB fan he sits in the corner staring at a photo of davina in between shows.

I miss Davina so much.

wyrn

skipper_G wrote: »

Yeah he's a massive BB fan he sits in the corner staring at a photo of davina in between shows.

And he has a very high opinion of himself

Oh my gosh, is Claude really RYLAN?! :eek:

Missymoohaa

Ah now I understand must have been drunk that night. I thought it was a movie reference. Thanks all I'm a mad Claude fan now I kinda like grumpy plants.

neonsofa

Here we go!! Crystal maze was a bit of a let down, let's hope this is better!

skipper_G

wyrn wrote: »

Oh my gosh, is Claude really RYLAN?! :eek:

I wish! Rylan is the best

skipper_G

So fight night by the looks of it

kopite386

Chanelle really getting into an agressive confrontation when you are on a final warning ?

kopite386

Damaging your personal property ? It's a bit of chocolate it will wash off easy enough no need to overreact

RobertKK

So sexist, women need to exercise too.

That was a funny punishment for the boys.

skipper_G

Selfish Loathan stayed in bed and didn't get up to clean. Remember that people.

Deborah is understandibly annoyed but it's a bit petty to say she's going to damage everyone elses items. Take the high road on occasion is better