Big Brother UK 2017

deco nate

skipper_G wrote: »

This is Joe playing the game right here as they all do. Look at him, he's willing to fall on the proverbial sword for Tom & Charlotte (blonde girl who doesn't do anything in case you can't place her)

Trying to show the voters he is a proper, *swallows lump in throat and wipes a solitary tear from his eye*
proper stand up guy.

Still a better hm than Ellie.


#savejoethegeezer

RobertKK

kopite386 wrote: »

I'm no prude but the level of sex talk in there this year is something else it's like it's their go to conversation - nobody cares how hairy your bush his or how long you last in sex

When their IQ is only in double figures, I guess they can only talk about what they know, not world issues.

I bet Raph feels himself losing intelligence in the house.

skipper_G

Another thing why does Joe keep reminding us that he's 75 years old. We get it, you're 76 years old. Who do you think you are Joe Louis? Joe was 137 years old when he was on his reality TV show.

Joe you lying, you ain't never met Frank Sinatra

kopite386

RobertKK wrote: »

When their IQ is only in double figures, I guess they can only talk about what they know, not world issues.

I bet Raph feels himself losing intelligence in the house.

Especially when Andrew comes out with something as stupid as a Paris passport

kopite386

Oh look here we go again sex talk - how often do you masturbate

RobertKK

Charlotte is such an idiot.

dark crystal

Charlotte the sex guru.

What's the fascination with fannies this year?

Mam of 4

Oh mother of good god , would ye ever shut up ??

I don't want to hear all this s*** to be honest , and I ain't no prude either

Jamie2k9

I can't help but

dark crystal

Could Ellie and Sam be the most boring 'couple' in BB history?

skipper_G

Somewhere on the planet there are a dozen trees producing oxygen for these people.

Somewhere on the planet those trees are weeping.

Ch5 and the producers owe those trees an apology.

RobertKK

Joe is such a child.

neonsofa

Why is Kieron up and dressed out in the garden when he was in bed just a second ago?

kopite386

I swear Charlotte only ever talks about fannies how hairy hers is when she last shaved how it's sweating and now masturbation
The fact that she is 3 years older than me and I know nobody that talks about fannies and vaginas as much as she does

Surreptitious

I find it a bit unbelievable two adult women who have had kids never masturbated.

jojofizzio

Are you threatening him Joe???

Meauldsegosha

Joe is delusional. Raph is not scared of you, he just see they game you are playing and called you on it.

dark crystal

Joe doesn't give a fack, but he's still out for revenge.

Jeff2

Sim only is 28.wtf
I'v two children either side of her age and their mother looks better than that one.

I thought she was near 50.

kopite386

neonsofa wrote: »

Why is Kieron up and dressed out in the garden when he was in bed just a second ago?

I swear the editing of this show is stupid this obviously happened before he got into bed as he was just in his boxers in bed now outside in jeans and top with a drink and a smoke - if he was going to have a smoke after he was in bed in sure he would have just walked out in his boxers

skipper_G

dark crystal wrote: »

Could Ellie and Sam be the most boring 'couple' in BB history?

When they kiss it's like when a child gets a Barbie & Ken doll and makes kiss noises while smashing their heads together.

deco nate

skipper_G wrote: »

Another thing why does Joe keep reminding us that he's 75 years old. We get it, you're 76 years old. Who do you think you are Joe Louis? Joe was 137 years old when he was on his reality TV show.

Joe you lying, you ain't never met Frank Sinatra

WRONG! he met Abraham Lincoln, just before ab invented TV.

Mam of 4

neonsofa wrote: »

Why is Kieron up and dressed out in the garden when he was in bed just a second ago?

The Matrix again , happened Friday night with Ellie also .
Editing at it's best/worst, to suit themselves .

And it's still annoying me that no-one else copped it !!

RobertKK

It is nice having an eviction and being happy for whoever goes.

deco nate

skipper_G wrote: »

Somewhere on the planet there are a dozen trees producing oxygen for these people.

Somewhere on the planet those trees are weeping.

Ch5 and the producers owe those trees an apology.

You can apologise for all of us for the next 4 days.

dark crystal

deco nate wrote: »

WRONG! he met Abraham Lincoln, just before ab invented TV.

I heard he witnessed the signing of the Magna Carta, but couldn't understand any of that intelligent stuff, so decided not to give a fack instead.

Gizmo55

I never realised Joe has 'Bad Boy' tattooed on his neck. He must be well 'ard!

neonsofa

kopite386 wrote: »

I swear the editing of this show is stupid this obviously happened before he got into bed as he was just in his boxers in bed now outside in jeans and top with a drink and a smoke - if he was going to have a smoke after he was in bed in sure he would have just walked out in his boxers

Oh just so I don't look like a dope- I was referring to the awful editing not genuinely asking!

deco nate

kopite386 wrote: »

I swear Charlotte only ever talks about fannies how hairy hers is when she last shaved how it's sweating and now masturbation
The fact that she is 3 years older than me and I know nobody that talks about fannies and vaginas as much as she does

AHEM.... ....

Jamie2k9

I will never view Deborah the same again, she is the last person I would of expected to have it.