Big Brother UK 2017

Minnie Snuggles

Sweet jesus, Simone is allowing her 10 year old and 5 year old watching every episode of this:eek::mad:

Duck Soup

Simone is a slow-motion car crash.

skipper_G

What is wrong with Simone? Is she a bit crazy or is just some weird character she plays?

Meauldsegosha

skipper_G wrote: »

What is wrong with Simone? Is she a bit crazy or is just some weird character she plays?

Option no 1

Gizmo55

Rough. As. F*ck.

Duck Soup

skipper_G wrote: »

What is wrong with Simone? Is she a bit crazy or is just some weird character she plays?

At the, ahem, risk of being patronising, I think she's council estate white trash trying to act like a Poundland Machiavelli. She's no idea what she's doing so she comes across an incoherent random bullish!t machine.

Jeff2

Looks to me like Izzy set much of that up and her walking all around the place while pulling short up her back side.:)

It quite funny all the same.

kopite386

The fact that she sweared on her families life that she didn't say something but she did say it

Mam of 4

I haven't a clue of anything that has happened tonight as if ye thought the house was bad , mine is bedlam tonight

skipper_G

Well the smile on Simone's face at the end when Chanelle walked away gave the game away. She was looking for a reaction, Chanelle has been shown to have a short fuse once or twice and she knew what she was looking for.

Love Izzy with the subtle influences steering the whole interaction.

kopite386

Hahahaha Raph fancies Tom more than Kieran because he thinks Kieran is submissive, I told you all at the beginning that Raph was a sub that wanted to be dominated

Mam of 4

Do Sam and Ellie spend most of their time in bed ??

kopite386

Charlotte "I love Raph so much"
Rylan "Can I get an Amen"
Everybody else "amen"

skipper_G

Salmonellie again *vomits*

skipper_G

kopite386 wrote: »

Charlotte "I love Raph so much"
Rylan "Can I get an Amen"
Everybody else "amen"

AMEN!

kopite386

skipper_G wrote: »

Salmonellie again *vomits*

I'd rather salmonella

Meauldsegosha

For someone who is not going to let Simone bother her, Chanelle is very vocal. :rolleyes:

Kolido

Is that the best 40mins they could get from 24 hours, its getting worse this series.

Gizmo55

When did, 'Don't come for me' become a saying? Scarleh for them!

Jeff2

Kolido wrote: »

Is that the best 40mins they could get from 24 hours, its getting worse this series.

They also start most nights with"on last nights show" then show what has already been shown.
So we see some if it twice.

skipper_G

Kolido wrote: »

Is that the best 40mins they could get from 24 hours, its getting worse this series.

I could have edited me struggling to the put up the tent in the dark with a partially working torch into a more exciting 40 minute episode. Although the warning for bad language would be substantial.

Outlaw Pete

skipper_G wrote: »

Salmonellie again *vomits*

I predicted this when you away doing your Deliverance impression:

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

I'm surprised given that most of you hate Sam and Ellie so much that one of you haven't nicknamed them Salmonellae

:eek:

Simone is nuts. Compulsive lying narcissist. Decent housemate at last.

Robsweezie

that was odd stuff from simone. chanelle was no better.

Surreptitious

I missed it tonight but going by the thread, that Simone is the lowest denomination of society.

deco nate

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

I predicted this when you away doing your Deliverance impression:



:eek:

Simone is nuts. Compulsive lying narcissist. Decent housemate at last.

I'm glad that you quoted you own post about Sam and Ellie, sad fcukers looking for screen time.. .

bingocat

Isabelle and Raph are the only ones in the house I still like

What year did the alcohol situation change?.

I remember alcohol used to be a luxury and they only got it once or twice a week and at that they seemed to get about 4 drinks each.

This season they've been drinking every single night.

I don't understand why they'd all feel the need to drink that much... maybe a week straight, but a month?.
Heading for alcoholism and liver damage.

I haven't noticed any of them take breaks from drinking.

Gizmo55

I think since Ch.5 took over they just ply them with alcohol and hope for rows.

Outlaw Pete

gilberto_eire wrote: »

What year did the alcohol situation change?.

I believe it all changed the year Mikosi got drunk and started sucking the tits off Orlaith in the pool.





Been a downhill slide ever since then of drunken debauchery.

That was the same year Anthony impregnated Makosi with his finger of course.

Good times.

Liamalone

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

I believe it all changed the year Mikosi got drunk and started sucking the tits off Orlaith in the pool.

Twas a good vintage that year. *Drools*

Can't see Someone and Canal reenacting that pinnacle of Big Brother though