Big Brother UK 2017

Minnie Snuggles

Is anyone going to have the balls to ask her about pissing in the hot tub?

kopite386

The rip in her ass

Minnie Snuggles

kopite386 wrote: »

The rip in her ass

Do you think her boyfriend tried to take a shortcut? :eek:

I have got to stop watching this show!!:o:o:o

deco nate

The women on this thread are worse than the men.
We would never think such a thing.
Am I right guys?

kopite386

I agree with Kieran I want to see Kieran and Isabelle in there together

CollyFlower

Minnie Snuggles wrote: »

Is anyone going to have the balls to ask her about pissing in the hot tub?

For that alone she should have been evicted! Why do some people think it's OK to disrespect your host like that, they think it's funny, it's not, it's just horrible and disrespectful to others.

Mam of 4

deco nate wrote: »

The women on this thread are worse than the men.
We would never think such a thing.
Am I right guys?

Apparently not Deco , they've all gone into hiding rather than answer that question

CollyFlower

deco nate wrote: »

The women on this thread are worse than the men.
We would never think such a thing.
Am I right guys?

Why do you think that? How do you know who is male or female on this thread?

Surreptitious

Chanelle is funny, they took up all the screen time on about samonelle, what a load of bollox.

kopite386

Now that bots is over they'll all be rushing to the hotel so Chanelle can be with her boyfriend and Ellie and Sam can get together

skipper_G

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Apparently not Deco , they've all gone into hiding rather than answer that question

Wait I thought I answered but must have imagined it. I have a cultured sense of humour. Laughing at monkeys is the best

deco nate

CollyFlower wrote: »

Why do you think that? How do you know who is male or female on this thread?

I've got a lot of naked pm's, so yea;)

Minnie Snuggles

CollyFlower wrote: »

For that alone she should have been evicted! Why do some people think it's OK to disrespect your host like that, they think it's funny, it's not, it's just horrible and disrespectful to others.

I totally agree with you but when you consider that Lotion and Kayleigh were also in the house at the time, Big Brother seemed to not have control over a lot of things at the time.

Mam of 4

skipper_G wrote: »

Wait I thought I answered but must have imagined it. I have a cultured sense of humour. Laughing at monkeys is the best

Am afraid to thank your post in case I'm one of the monkeys ..

Minnie Snuggles

deco nate wrote: »

I've got a lot of naked pm's, so yea;)

If you got one of me, it must have blinded you:eek::D

Surreptitious

Minnie Snuggles wrote: »

If you got one of me, it must have blinded you:eek::D

Did your nipples take his eye out :pac:

CollyFlower

deco nate wrote: »

I've got a lot of naked pm's, so yea;)

Sent?

CollyFlower

Surreptitious wrote: »

Did your nipples take his eye out :pac:

This thread is getting too much like BB. HA!

Minnie Snuggles

kopite386 wrote: »

Now that bots is over they'll all be rushing to the hotel so Chanelle can be with her boyfriend and Ellie and Sam can get together

To be honest I don't think they would bother looking for a hotel:(

Minnie Snuggles

Surreptitious wrote: »

Did your nipples take his eye out :pac:

In my hubby's words "the wheelnuts of a Scania":o

skipper_G

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Am afraid to thank your post in case I'm one of the monkeys ..

No I mean videos of monkeys doing things. Like that one with the dog and the basket

skipper_G

I go to watch one monkey video on YouTube and come back to find the thread has descended into an orgy

kopite386

deco nate wrote: »

The women on this thread are worse than the men.
We would never think such a thing.
Am I right guys?

Seemed to have skipped over that question and j will put my hand up and admit it but only because I feel like the ratio is 2:1 so not by much

deco nate

skipper_G wrote: »

I go to watch one monkey video on YouTube and come back to find the thread has descended into an orgy

Go back to you're monkey videos, and also stop sending me naked pm's!

Jeff2

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Chanelles pretend top thingy , looks worse and worse the more you see it . She'd look much better with her boobs hoisted up a (good) bit .

I really don't think she thought she would be out tonight.

redshoes15

Chanelle is normally the kind of person I absolutely despise on Big Brother but despite myself she grew on me over the weeks. I think beneath all that z list celebrity sh1t there's actually a decent human being. She was one of the few who called foul on the 'cool' gangs treatment of Izzy when she first went in and has been loyal to her since. Will admit a lot of her behaviour did cross a line but in fairness Big Brother was never going to be as clean as an episode of Fifteen to One.. Disappointed she didn't make the final. Really hope Izzy takes the crown, won't be too disappointed if, it's a long shot, Deborah takes it. The rest I can't be arsed with.....

wyrn

Watched it live but too busy to post. Ended up readings through all the posts because it's 4am & I can't sleep.

Kinda sad Chanelle is gone. Wasn't a huge fan of hers in general but I thought she had a heart under it all; protecting Izzy when she first came into the hour (telling Lotan & co that 5 on 1 isn't cool) and she seemed to genuinely worry about Samonellie.

Chuffing delighted Ellieeeeeeeeee has gone (sorry Pete). She wrecked my had. She had less dimensions that a piece of A4 paper. Also she was pure dirty leaving her knickers all around the house, Steph David style.

Lougarden

Only got to catch end of evictions. Delighted Ellie gone as she is definitely not my cup of tea. Chanelle I liked at start but she did bug me with her crudeness..It was on hyperdrive but still rated her. However, she definitely went in for a reality spot or thought she had it got in the last week or so and was to her demise. It'll be weird but an insight without them. Charlotte will pipe up ...and sisters will be doing it for themselves

Lougarden

Go Deborah again btw 😆

drugstore cowboy

A certain someone is blogging about their time in the house.

Hannah went around singing 'The Lion King' theme tune for DAYS when we first went in, all day, everyday. Whenever she entered a room. It did our heads in. The celebs came in and told her they never heard her sing. She was gutted and realised it was because the song was copyrighted, so she started making up her own songs to get the airtime.. hence 'Love, Peace and Harmony' was born!

The night I was crying on the stairs was NOT because of Kieran & Marnie. The celebs told me I was being portrayed badly. They said how they could see I didn't want Kieran, but I was being portrayed as a bunny boiler. I was DEVASTATED, because it wasn't true. I was on the stairs crying to be let in to the diary room, so I could kick off at BB, my pride had taken a serious dent. Hence why I sat there saying (to Kieran) 'I have to keep you at a distance' & 'I can't have conversations with you' - because I knew it was all being twisted. They twisted it again and made it look like I was devastated about him & Marnie...
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There was a WHOLE secret task! It was on the first eviction day. Citizens and Exiles had to compete for time in the beauty parlour, which also meant time with hairdryers and straighteners... aka - **** got taken, VERY seriously. The task was simple...
We had to wear flags around our waists. There was a board in the garden with our pictures on. The first team to get all the flags of the opposition would win. No physical contact was allowed, and you had to go about your normal business in the house, until a buzzer was sounded. We were only allowed to get flags during buzzer sounds.
The house is full of EXCEPTIONALLY competitive people... bar Arthur, Arthur didn't give a **** and handed over his flag on the first buzzer sound... but that's why we love him.
When the buzzer sounded, war was declared. All the rules went out of the window and we tried to kill each other. We battered each other. Pinned people against walls, wrestled each other to the ground, held people to the ground, ornaments and lights got smashed and personally I ended up with bruising that was still visible on my exit interview. Not to mention glass in my foot from a globe in the garden that Imran smashed.
Big Brother did NOT know what to do with us. We were terrible at finishing tasks. We didn't finish the debate task because it all kicked off, and we paid no attention to their rules on this task. We sat around waiting for over a hour before they let us carry on, just for the sake of it. The task was never aired, we can only assume health and safety lost the will to live and declared it a write off. Citizens won, but it was a close call!

The ONLY times you get outside contact are when you have to speak to a psychologist, security or medics. The psychologist is on call 24/7 and you speak to him in the diary room like you speak to BB. Security you only see if **** is going down, like you get put in isolation - they are the ones bringing you tea, coffee and toast. Or if you go to hospital, you get escorted by them to make sure no one talks to you. Medics turn up when drama happens, Hannah fainted once, Lotan was taken to A&E because he injured his knee doing a back flip, Kayleigh had to go to hospital for a toe nail removed...

You genuinely know NOTHING that is happening... they spring **** on you, constantly, at a seconds notice. Tasks, you get 5 minutes notice, and they happen at all times of day and night.

When housemates get pissed off with BB, they stage protests by taking their microphones out of the batteries. BB bollocks them & everyone's too scared to carry on 😂

The ONLY way to tell the time in the house is by the clock on the cooker.

You work on 'holiday time'. If you want ANYTHING... the psychologist, a chat, paracetamol... you can be waiting HOURS! BB VERY rarely answers the diary room within minutes. I waited 6 hours for paracetamol one day.... I kicked off.

Arthur spent 20 minutes at the bottom of the diary room stairs DEMANDING the program psychologist, and to leave the house because we didn't have dish cloths.

None of the housemates knew why Arthur left. It was the greatest mystery of the house. (Unlike the world being round...) Everyone was gutted though. He had a roller-coaster in there, but he was most people's winner.

Kieran broke his bed in rose cottage by smuggling the large gnome under it.
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The gnome task went on for 4 hours...

EVERYTHING in the house is either nailed down or stuck down.

Lotan BY FAR got the most warnings. He does accents and impressions ALL THE TIME. You're not allowed to do that. He got about 10 warnings a day!

Chanelle punched a wall and bruised all her hand during her argument with Sukhvinder about the bread bag...

We accidentally ordered over 300 cans of baked beans on our first shopping order. BB called us back to amend it.. but I wish they would have sent them in!

The bedrooms are colder than f'ing Lapland and the lounge is like Hawaii!!!! Someone needs to sort the air system out!!!

The air system made us all ill... 7 people lost their voice at the beginning.

You get locked in your bedrooms every night so maintenance can fix things, change bulbs and take things away... notice how full the house was of ornaments, cats, and fixtures... but SO much has gone (hedges, the tables outside the kitchen, the figures, even the cake stands on the tables)

We went around for DAYS eating cereal out of tea cups because we couldn't find the bowls... which turned out to be next to the plates.... arthur was even eating out of milk jugs... We all got really annoyed how small the tea cups are, we couldn't have a 'proper' drink... hence why the housemates are now walking round drinking out of jam jars and pyrex jugs...

Economy shopping is WAY better than luxury!!! On economy you don't chose... you just get a selection of food: Mince, chicken, rice, pasta, crisps, digestives... etc... on luxury you get a lot of money, 20 minutes and an iPad with very limited items. People forget basic food, but remember to buy 47 different spices, smoked salmon and Camembert!!

Speaking of shopping... my argument with Hannah over space on the cooking hob... Ellie & I had been on economy shopping that week. Luxury & economy food is NOT separated. Our other housemates ate all our economy food. Except pasta. We didn't even have tomatoes left. Hannah eats digestives by the bucket load, and ate all of ours. We didn't say anything... until all our food had gone, and Hannah refused to let us eat anything from luxury. Everyone was telling her 'but we've ate all Ellie & Rebecca's food, so you have to let them eat ours' - she was cooking the dinner that night and refused to let us eat it. She then also wouldn't move for me to cook our own dinner. Hannah and Joe took all the hob space, and all the pans. I asked them to move, they didn't, they ignored me. Everyone then said again 'just eat the food they're cooking and f them!'... that's when Joe put mushrooms in the food, which he knew I was allergic too. Meaning I couldn't eat the food, they wouldn't let me cook, it was 11pm and we hadn't ate since 11am because we did a task... coincidentally the task where Hannah placed herself in the position as the 'least selfish housemate' ... say no more.

Finally... the 'secret eviction' wasn't such a secret. The girls won time with beauticians during a task earlier that day... the hairdresser said hello to us all and then said 'Oh yeah, let's do your hair for the eviction tonight'...

https://www.ladydetectiveagency.com/the-secrets-of-big-brother