What is Weirdest/strangest thing someone has said to you?

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Mine has to be this guy I know told me he was going to own Manchester United Soccer Club and he was dead Serious .:eek:

jmayo

Why do your posts often make me think of ...

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jmayo wrote: »

Why do your posts often make me think of ...

Very Funny I forgot to Laugh.

whoopsadoodles

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Very Funny I forgot to Laugh.

You forgot a few words in your title too.

The_Valeyard

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Very Funny I forgot to Laugh.

I didn't.


Hahahhahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahabaahhahahahahaahahahabhahaaha

harry Bailey esq

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Mine has to be this guy I know told me he was going to own Manchester United Soccer Club and he was dead Serious .:eek:

About an hour ago,you told me that high rents equate to bad places.

johnnyskeleton

"What is the strangest/weirdest thing someone has ever said to you?"

Is that your question?

saintsaltynuts

Just close the facking thread please.

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johnnyskeleton wrote: »

"What is the strangest/weirdest thing someone has ever said to you?"

Is that your question?

Yes . Said is left out .

Erik Shin

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Yes . Said is left out .

You shouldn't be left out

Armchair Andy

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Yes . Said is left out .

Was Said Aouita in jail?

Boom_Bap

It's OK, i've figured it out and updated the thread title.

nhunter100

Erik Shin wrote:

You shouldn't be left out

left or let?

harry Bailey esq

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Yes . Said is left out .

Its a ring-toss game.

Zaph

Boom_Bap wrote: »

It's OK, i've figured it out and updated the thread title.

Much clearer now. Thanks.

Hector Bellend

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

Its a ring-toss game.

Hmmmmm. Ring toss

Boom_Bap

Zaph wrote: »

Much clearer now. Thanks.

I never knew that boardsie's took such a keen interest in math.

What's the square root of eleventy six times seventy twelve.

Boom_Bap

Wait, is it math or maths?

Zaph

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Wait, is it math or maths?

Maths. Anyone calling it math will be tried as a witch.

Glenster

I calculated the standard deviation of the height of various canines.

http://touch.boards.ie/thread/2057717938/1/#post102925418

edit: the thread has completely changed.

Boom_Bap

Zaph wrote: »

Maths. Anyone calling it math will be tried as a witch.

For generations, people have been divided on the topic of witch trials.
Maybe the math/maths division has been the common denominator in the each case. I'll have to crunch the numbers on it.

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Typing Error Fixed Now.

nhunter100

Boom_Bap wrote:

Maybe the math/maths division has been the common denominator in the each case. I'll have to crunch the numbers on it.

No offense but this sentence makes as much sense as the thread title did before the correction.

harry Bailey esq

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I never knew that boardsie's took such a keen interest in meth.

Fixed that. And it would explain some of the bizarre threads being started lately..

MonkieSocks

Armchair Andy wrote: »

Was Said Aouita in jail?

No....he did a runner

jmayo

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What's the square root of eleventy six times seventy twelve.

Is it 42 ?

I know it is the answer for something.

Witchie

The friend of a guy I was seeing bit my arm and said "you are all about the sex".

He was right though.

Esel

Is it safe?

koumi

Today I stepped in out of the rain and got myself a coffee in a pub/cafe and stood in the porch looking out at it while smoking a roll. Some guy, not Irish, came out after me and being friendly started up a conversation. It was great til he got to the end of where he was going with it and asked me if I was a singer. His accent was fairly heavy so I asked him to repeat the question but it didn't sound much clearer than the first time and I wondered if he was confusing me with someone or did I look like a famous band member so I asked him sincerely, "why..do I look like I'm a singer?"
He kind of looked at me for a minute just as confused and said, "ok" and took off.
I realised about ten minutes later that he had asked me if I was single.

sabat

I was at a gig with my friend and during a quiet moment when he had gone to the bar a beautiful woman left her group of friends and sat down beside me in his seat and said
"I just want to say you're the most miserable looking man I've ever seen."

She didn't get up either so seemed to think this was a good conversation opener, alas I was speechless.

Parchment

I was told i had a "very chocolatey voice" once by a creepy woman who used to work in our building.

A guy walked up to me outside a pub once and told me "you're so ugly".

Four Phucs Ache

Was on a work night out and a woman that sits about 20 feet away came over to me drunk arms in the air etc and hugs me and thanked me for always keeping a pen behind my ear. She called me her brainy busy sexy man with an eternal confused look while sticking her finger into my chest.

I told her I always looked confused because I couldn't find my pen.Then she wore the face off me.

koumi

Four Phucs Ache wrote: »

Was on a work night out and a woman that sits about 20 feet away came over to me drunk arms in the air etc and hugs me and thanked me for always keeping a pen behind my ear. She called me her brainy busy sexy man with an eternal confused look while sticking her finger into my chest.

I told her I always looked confused because I couldn't find my pen.Then she wore the face off me.

it's like fifty shades with Mr Bean as the protagonist.

jeanjolie

Was in a coderdojo class a while back in 2013 and admiring an attractive girl (16) same age as me in a dojo class for a bit too long and she said while looking at her computer casually:

'Mate, could you kindly not stare at me? I know I look very nice but it's a bit rude to do it for too long. Thanks'

Will never forget the smile on her face..

wakka12

Parchment wrote: »

I was told i had a "very chocolatey voice" once by a creepy woman who used to work in our building.

A guy walked up to me outside a pub once and told me "you're so ugly".

what do people get out of saying that to a stranger

nhunter100

wakka12 wrote:

what do people get out of saying that to a stranger

Simple they're pr*cks.

IvyTheTerrible

sabat wrote: »

I was at a gig with my friend and during a quiet moment when he had gone to the bar a beautiful woman left her group of friends and sat down beside me in his seat and said
"I just want to say you're the most miserable looking man I've ever seen."

She didn't get up either so seemed to think this was a good conversation opener, alas I was speechless.

Oh that sounds like an opener to her "You look miserable with your girlfriend, you'd look a lot happier with me" move. Classy!

Cutie 3.14

A guy I wasn't even dating at the time...."we'd make seriously good looking children"

Gunslinger92

A guy on the train a few years ago told me that I have "lovely fingers for playing the piano" and that I should donate my fingernails to the children of Africa.

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about 15 years ago a guy walked up to me at night as I was parking the my car . and said to me very nice car if i want to right now i can take `Hijack your car .