Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

TheChizler

jimgoose wrote: »

We always order large portions.

Maggie Marie

Neighbours dog ****e all over lawn. The young lads have it brought it into he house in their shoes. Place is in shiit.

eisenberg1

Cameron Crooked Motorcycle wrote: »

I have webbed toes, not even lying

You otter get that checked out��

Coat time

Dial Hard

Cameron Crooked Motorcycle wrote: »

I have a phobia of my toes and won't even cut my own unbroken toenails so I can't even bring myself to take off my shoe to look how bad it is

I'm not quite that bad (I can cut my own toenails) but a few years ago I lost a big toenail a few weeks after a particularly rugged hike. It just popped off one night while I was pushing my slippers off and I promptly ran into the bathroom and puked. I could feel that it was still attached by one tiny corner so I sellotaped it back on (no plasters in the house) for my then-husband, who was out at his work Christmas party, to deal with the next morning. No way was I even looking at that.

Pac1Man

Enough of this foot filth!

Bredabe

"Lucky me" I have a chest and bladder infection, I deem myself to sick to go too uni this weekend.
But its easier to go in cough and wee my way through 12 hours of classes, than find out the procedure to "Call in sick"

ohnonotgmail

Dial Hard wrote: »

I'm not quite that bad (I can cut my own toenails) but a few years ago I lost a big toenail a few weeks after a particularly rugged hike. It just popped off one night while I was pushing my slippers off and I promptly ran into the bathroom and puked. I could feel that it was still attached by one tiny corner so I sellotaped it back on (no plasters in the house) for my then-husband, who was out at his work Christmas party, to deal with the next morning. No way was I even looking at that.

i did something similar once. I went to the doc and he gave me three injections in the big toe to try and numb it so he could remove it. the injections were really painful and they didnt work so he just sent me home and told me to wait until it dropped off of its own accord. I cut the remaining thread myself that night.

retro:electro

Dial Hard wrote: »

I'm not quite that bad (I can cut my own toenails) but a few years ago I lost a big toenail a few weeks after a particularly rugged hike. It just popped off one night while I was pushing my slippers off and I promptly ran into the bathroom and puked. I could feel that it was still attached by one tiny corner so I sellotaped it back on (no plasters in the house) for my then-husband, who was out at his work Christmas party, to deal with the next morning. No way was I even looking at that.

Omg :eek:

the beer revolu

Came home from holidays on Thursday, sick to find I had no internet. Sick, home alone and no Internet!
Wednesday now, back at work and I'm still kinda sick and still have no Internet.

Dial Hard

anna080 wrote: »

Omg :eek:

I shrieked like Ned Flanders while he was trying to examine it the next morning, while he was doubled-over laughing at my histrionics.

It was actually grand in the end, the new nail was already more or less grown underneath it. Dunno what I'd do these days in a toenail emergency, given my perma-single state since we split :pac:

retro:electro

Dial Hard wrote: »

I shrieked like Ned Flanders while he was trying to examine it the next morning, while he was doubled-over laughing at my histrionics.

It was actually grand in the end, the new nail was already more or less grown underneath it. Dunno what I'd do these days in a toenail emergency, given my perma-single state since we split :pac:

Do you think it was the toenail that did it :pac:

SusieBlue

People making fake accounts pretending to be me.

Iseedeadpixels

Im bored with my job its so mundane, but I doubt ill get anywhere near the money anywhere else.

Bitches Be Trypsin

Back hurts so bad I can barely walk

LadyMacBeth_

WhiteRoses wrote: »

People making fake accounts pretending to be me.

That's so creepy! I really wonder why some people don't have anything better to do with their lives.

SusieBlue

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

That's so creepy! I really wonder why some people don't have anything better to do with their lives.

Anna and several other Boards users have been targeted as well. Its beyond annoying

suicide_circus

Iseedeadpixels wrote: »

Im bored with my job its so mundane, but I doubt ill get anywhere near the money anywhere else.

An active imagination can work wonders. Escape into your own fantasy world.

Sephiroth_dude

Anxiety

LirW

When you're cooking and the older kid plays with the younger kid that's in the high-chair, I'm just rolling meatballs therefore I couldn't pick up the banana slices that wee kid dropped under the seat, older kid just runs through them and my floor is covered in banana sludge.

Bitches Be Trypsin

That's really creepy pretending to be another user

Dial Hard

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

That's so creepy! I really wonder why some people don't have anything better to do with their lives.

I've had three fake POF and two fake Facebook accounts use my photos. It took Facebook approximately a geological era to do anything about them. Apparently they don't consider it someone pretending to be you if they don't use your actual name.

ohnonotgmail

Dial Hard wrote: »

I've had three fake POF and two fake Facebook accounts use my photos. It took Facebook approximately a geological era to do anything about them. Apparently they don't consider it someone pretending to be you if they don't use your actual name.

you must be hawt.

Dial Hard

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

you must be hawt.

Maybe I stole the pics in the first place :pac:

Bitches Be Trypsin

I'm doing my theory test Friday and I'm such a slow learner, TA I'll have to pay another 35 to repeat if I fail

LadyMacBeth_

Dial Hard wrote: »

Maybe I stole the pics in the first place :pac:

TA'd that I'm not hot enough for someone to steal my pics

Owta Control

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

TA'd that I'm not hot enough for someone to steal my pics

Ah now , never say never

TA that my hotel has some nice whiskys..but sod all beers

Trigger Happy

I can handle the cold.
I can handle the rain.
I can handle the wind.

But all three together - to hell with that. Not leaving the house until things clear up.

Ilovethe bonesofyou

WhiteRoses wrote:

People making fake accounts pretending to be me.

How do you mean? On boards like?

Surreptitious

73Cat wrote: »

I saw a plastic Ballygowan bottle in the clear glass recycling bank. Who does that ?

You should try living here. Rubbish in the recycling, rubbish in the glass bin, recycling in the rubbish. Ok you get the picture and it's always me sorting it. I don't know why I have to have to fix these imbeciles mistakes.

AndyBoBandy

Guy on First Dates Ireland;

“I think Jesus has decided I’m going to die alone”

YOUR FCUKING 18.

Eight-Fcuking-Teen

end of the road

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

That's so creepy! I really wonder why some people don't have anything better to do with their lives.

because they are not normal tbh.

ta that it's extremely cold the past few days, the cold makes me tired.

NollagShona

Took out my AirPods case- empty.
AirPods In pocket- grand, but dead as a dodo long annoying train journey it is

TrustedApple

Buses.

1st one did not show.

2nd one did show leep cards not working so got kicked off.

Standing in the cold for 30 mins for another to show up.

I will now he 30 mins late for work !!!!. I know have to start a meeting on my phone on the bus fml.

Some every 10 mins bus service this is

LadyMacBeth_

Feeling lonely

Owta Control

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Feeling lonely

I'll bring you back a mickey...... mouse

People coughing all around me... fckin Ebola virus looking barstewards

gifted

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Feeling lonely

Cheer up Lady.....lean in here to me and I'll give ya a feel....lol lol

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

When my little friend comes over from next door starving with the hunger
Poor little darling runs in circles when she sees me coming with a bowl.
The fact that dogs are supposed to be the most loyal and every single morning she potters over to us, and spends the day with my boys. She ques up for breakfast and she ques up for treats and she even ques up for their vitamin.
She's a beautiful animal but I feel like she's moved herself in with us and her owners don't care. My dogs can hardly go for a poo in comfort because I'm out behind them.
I'm not TA she's moved in. What's another mouth to feed? I'm TA she's not loved enough at home

retro:electro

My nose is stuffed up my head hoits.

eisenberg1

AndyBoBandy wrote: »

Guy on First Dates Ireland;

“I think Jesus has decided I’m going to die alone”

YOUR FCUKING 18.

Eight-Fcuking-Teen

I watched a bit of this last night ( I know, I know). Nice to know where the aul license fee is going. The only normal person on it seemed to be the barman!

Some young fella said he spend an hour and a half on his hair before he came out....I would have loved to beat him to death with his fcuking dinner. A narcissistic, attention seeking little sh1t. He then proceeded to constantly shake his hair and run his hands thru it at every opportunity...in a restaurant! He should have been turfed for unhygienic behaviour.

SAMTALK

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I watched a bit of this last night ( I know, I know). Nice to know where the aul license fee is going. The only normal person on it seemed to be the barman!

Some young fella said he spend an hour and a half on his hair before he came out....I would have loved to beat him to death with his fcuking dinner. A narcissistic, attention seeking little sh1t. He then proceeded to constantly shake his hair and run his hands thru it at every opportunity...in a restaurant! He should have been turfed for unhygienic behaviour.

Must be an age thing. I was shouting at him not to do that with his hair over the dinner table. Disgusting

IamtheWalrus

anna080 wrote: »

My nose is stuffed up my head hoits.

Any you can't find the paracetamol.

Dial Hard

Cold mouse hand.

Sephiroth_dude

Very trivial but I brought a tub of magnum vanilla ice cream as it was on sale and I wanted to try it to see if it was nicer than hagen daz vanilla, well it doesn't hold a patch on it imo anyway.

the beer revolu

People who park in the air and water service area in garages.

ohnonotgmail

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Very trivial but I brought a tub of magnum vanilla ice cream as it was on sale and I wanted to try it to see if it was nicer than hagen daz vanilla, well it doesn't hold a patch on it imo anyway.

now you have me dreaming about a tub of pralines and cream.

jimgoose

To the big, thick, fat, beardy, tattooed, sweaty, Millennial twunt standing in front of the fridge in the downstairs canteen talking bollocks - if you are still there when I get back in a couple of minutes, you self-important, completely unaware tub of shit, you will encounter the Pallasgrean Full-Back Shoulder just under the oxter and you will be on your arse bawling for Mama!! :mad:

SAMTALK

jimgoose wrote: »

To the big, thick, fat, beardy, tattooed, sweaty, Millennial twunt standing in front of the fridge in the downstairs canteen talking bollocks - if you are still there when I get back in a couple of minutes, you self-important, completely unaware tub of shit, you will encounter the Pallasgrean Full-Back Shoulder just under the oxter and you will be on your arse bawling for Mama!! :mad:

I take it 'excuse me' didnt work then

jimgoose

SAMTALK wrote: »

I take it 'excuse me' didnt work then

I am blue in the face from "excuse me". It's always the same fuckers standing in the same spots, i.e. busy thoroughfares and right in front of busy appliances! Why should I have to stop/change course/speak to these gowls/put myself out in any way???

the beer revolu

jimgoose wrote: »

I am blue in the face from "excuse me". It's always the same fuckers standing in the same spots, i.e. busy thoroughfares and right in front of busy appliances! Why should I have to stop/change course/speak to these gowls/put myself out in any way???

Picking up the wife from Cork airport today. A group of 6 people, late teens/early 20s, come out from arrivals, they have the whole ground floor of the airport to choose from and they decide to congregate right in front of the door. Everyone entering and leaving had to walk around them. They were completely oblivious.

Bredabe

Posted a question on my class whattsapp thread, a classmate responded telling me what happened to her in a similar situation. Didn't answer my question and now no one will see the original question.

TA, have to walk for 40 mins in the am, there is a yellow rain forecast, ending just a handful of hours before I head out. Soggie feet all day to add to my troubles.