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Rumours that may be true...

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  • #52
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    alan partridge aha wrote: »
    James Hewitt is Harry's father.

    He's not. We established that on Jeremy Kyle.


  • #53
    DopeTech
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,976 ✭✭✭DopeTech


    Threads like this is why boards numbers are on the decline.


  • #54
    wakka12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    i don't get it


  • #55
    5rtytry56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    This thread has a distinctive poo smell off it who's stinky whiff is readily apparent.


  • #56
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Sxxxxxxx Dxxxxxxx had the hole rode off her by Gxxxx Fxxxx. The durty bitch.


  • #57
    TiGeR KiNgS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭TiGeR KiNgS


    a source close to the matter said xxxxx


  • #58
    daveyeh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    maudgonner wrote: »
    University cafeterias will no longer serve black pudding because it's racist.

    How do they know the pudding is racist??


  • #59
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    daveyeh wrote: »
    How do they know the pudding is racist??

    They dont....its only a rumour


  • #60
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    alan partridge aha wrote: »
    James Hewitt is Harry's father.

    I used to be convinced of this, the likeless is really there, but as Harry gets older you can see the Prince Charles appearing in him.


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  • #61
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    A certain Irish midget is gay and leading a double life


  • #62
    razorblunt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Hector Bellend wrote: »
    Why didnt they call it facts?

    They went their own way.


  • #63
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    Marc Almond had a rib removed so he could give himself a blow job.


  • #64
    Glenster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Easy E was infected with AIDs by Suge Knight.


  • #65
    Parchment
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,203 ✭✭✭Parchment


    The thing about the Allen family....


  • #66
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    Although best known for his paintings and for building new roads in Germany Hitler also had a seldom talked about dark side.


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  • #67
    indioblack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,946 ✭✭✭indioblack


    Irish Guitarist wrote: »
    Although best known for his paintings and for building new roads in Germany Hitler also had a seldom talked about dark side.
    Nobody's perfect.


  • #68
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Glenster wrote: »
    Easy E was infected with AIDs by Suge Knight.

    ??
    Eh ?


  • #69
    daveyeh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    3 foot U2 super-midget Paul Hewsons nickname 'Bono' was originally pronounced 'Bone-oh'.

    This was due to an incident in a school toilet in which he (allegedly) was found happily disorientated with a bag of glue and a doughnut sitting on his erection.


  • #70
    daveyeh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    Similarly, U2 guitar holder 'The Edge' was originally known as 'The Hedge' because he invested all his pocket money in a hedge fund.


  • #71
    daveyeh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    Shock rocker, Marilyn Manson, cannibalised child actor Josh Saviano who played 'Paul' on The Wonder Years.


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  • #72
    Cervantes2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭Cervantes2


    Heineken and Carlsberg are the same beer...


  • #73
    major bill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭major bill


    Jesus was the real brain behind the product No More Nails!!!


  • #74
    Dutch_Druid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 113 ✭✭Dutch_Druid


    Hector Bellend wrote: »
    Are there different levels of unpunished?

    Rewards?


  • #75
    Hammer89
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »
    A certain Irish midget is gay and leading a double life

    AP McCoy?


  • #76
    Laois_Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,758 ✭✭✭Laois_Man


    A certain supposedly straight (although many people have always had their suspicions) male Irish singer was caught by his wife in bed with another male Irish singer - so the wife proceeded to smash up 2 BMWs outside with a golf club

    A few lads working for both Autoglass and Murphy & Gunn body shop in Rathgar at the time will swear it's true!


  • #77
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »
    A certain Irish midget is gay and leading a double life

    Ray D'arcy.
    Irish Guitarist wrote: »
    Marc Almond had a rib removed so he could give himself a blow job.

    As did David Bowie and Prince.


  • #78
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Hector Savage wrote: »
    ??
    Eh ?

    It's said in folklore that Eazy E contracted AIDS from a 'hitman' that Suge Knight hired. He got the hitman to prick/inject E with an infected needle.


  • #79
    Widdershins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    Parchment wrote: »
    The thing about the Allen family....

    The chef's family? If so, is it that they're all similar to the one who was in the news?


  • #80
    Parchment
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,203 ✭✭✭Parchment


    Widdershins wrote: »
    The chef's family? If so, is it that they're all similar to the one who was in the news?

    the one in the news wasnt the one who did the "bad" thing apparently...


  • #81
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    Hector Savage wrote: »
    ??
    Eh ?



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  • #82
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Clint Eastwood is the son of Stan Laurel of Laurel and Hardy.


  • #83
    Atoms for Peace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,888 ✭✭✭Atoms for Peace


    Irish Guitarist wrote: »
    Although best known for his paintings and for building new roads in Germany Hitler also had a seldom talked about dark side.

    Vegetarianism


  • #84
    daveyeh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    Bernie Aherne had a full skin transplant in March 1994.

    The replacement skin was an artificial infusion consisting of 68.6% rubber, 27.2% leather, & 4.2 % harvested post-mortem scrotum.


  • #85
    daveyeh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Clint Eastwood is the son of Stan Laurel of Laurel and Hardy.


    Clint Eastwood is the son of Stan Laurel & Oliver Hardy.


  • #86
    maudgonner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    daveyeh wrote: »
    Bernie Aherne had a full skin transplant in March 1994.

    The replacement skin was an artificial infusion consisting of 68.6% rubber, 27.2% leather, & 4.2 % harvested post-mortem scrotum.

    You forgot the 9.3% Teflon.

    After all, it is Bertie. I wouldn't expect the numbers to add up.


  • #87
    daveyeh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    Marc Blowjob had a rib removed so he could give himself an almond.


  • #88
    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,236 ✭✭✭Dr. Kenneth Noisewater


    Roscommon are going to win the All Ireland football and have been masquerading as rubbish all year to lull everyone into a false sense of security.


  • #89
    daveyeh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    Since his untimely death in 2009, 'Dangerous' 'Bad' & 'Off the Wall' artist Michael Jackson has been spotted in a variety of locations around the world.

    Locations include Harrods, Fulham, Gran Canaria, Japan, Toyland, Switzerland & Turkmenistein.


  • #90
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Richard Gere had a gerbil removed from his arse


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  • #91
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    daveyeh wrote: »
    Bernie Aherne had a full skin transplant in March 1994.

    The replacement skin was an artificial infusion consisting of 68.6% rubber, 27.2% leather, & 4.2 % harvested post-mortem scrotum.

    Incorrect, because even skin from a jockey ballsack wouldn't do the job on Bertie. They had to use a whales foreskin. How did they get a whales foreskin I hear you ask.

    They sent down four skin divers.


  • #92
    daveyeh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Richard Gere had a gerbil removed from his arse

    What a dick.


  • #93
    daveyeh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    How did they get a whales foreskin I hear you ask.

    What the...?

    How did you hear? :eek:


  • #94
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    daveyeh wrote: »
    What the...?

    How did you hear? :eek:

    Fungi told me. He said they did it on porpoise

    Right, where's me coat.


  • #95
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,422 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Richard Gere had a gerbil removed from his arse

    Has anyone got the gerbils side of story ?


  • #96
    daveyeh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    corner of hells wrote: »
    Has anyone got the gerbils side of story ?

    Don't mind him, he's full of ****.


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  • #97
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    corner of hells wrote: »
    Has anyone got the gerbils side of story ?

    His lips are sealed.


  • #98
    razorblunt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Parchment wrote: »
    The thing about the Allen family....

    Good shout, shenanigans afoot there no doubt.


  • #99
    LordSutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,078 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    The Black Knight?
    Actually its not true, & in reality it was a dislodged space jacket from the ISS. (sorry to destroy the myth guys)!


  • #100
    clairewithani
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭clairewithani


    Once in a queue at a local barbecue I overheard someone telling someone else about this woman having an affair with a friend's boyfriend. Was enjoying the gossip until I realised it was my sister they were talking about.


  • #101
    daveyeh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    Bill Clintons sperm tastes like fried chicken.


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