Itchy Balls after wax

Ultimate Seduction

Any cure for this? Can't help tearing at myself all day.

Kristopherus

Dip them in Jeyes Fluid:).

me_irl

Aftershave :pac:

But seriously... talc? Or moisturiser... maybe.

Regrowth is a bitch.

Ultimate Seduction

me_irl wrote:

But seriously... talc? Or moisturiser... maybe.

Moisturized them and made no difference, Will try talc. Cheers

me_irl

Ultimate Seduction wrote: »

Moisturized them and made no difference, Will try talc. Cheers

Not both at the same time! Unless you want the feeling of a bollock-cake mix down there!

eyerer

:woot:

Baby01032012

Ultimate Seduction wrote: »

Any cure for this? Can't help tearing at myself all day.

Any cure? Yeah just don't do it ya feckin idiot Jesus if that's ultimate seduction I'm glad I'm glad married

alchemist33

Get her to use something other than a candle

njs030

Use waxperts pads to ease the chance of ingrown hairs and it helps with itching.
The body oil soothes the itch.

Posting this in beauty would have got less sarcastic answers (but they made me laugh)


http://waxperts.bigcartel.com/products

Also available on cloud 10 beauty with next day delivery.

Ultimate Seduction

I wasn't looking for funny answers, genuine problem.

This is the year 2017, we are not cave people.

Baby01032012

Ultimate Seduction wrote: »

I wasn't looking for funny answers, genuine problem.

This is the year 2017, we are not cave people.

Sorry OP but you have the expect funny answers given what you've done. Hair is there for a reason..look it up

Ultimate Seduction

Most fellas wax and trim there pubic hair. At least most under 30. Don't think women like hair in their mouths either. Don't sweat as much down there either.

I'm sure beards are there for a reason too but its ok to shave them?

EagererBeaver

Ultimate Seduction wrote: »

Most fellas wax and trim there pubic hair. At least most under 30. Don't think women like hair in their mouths either. Don't sweat as much down there either.

I'm sure beards are there for a reason too but its ok to shave them?

"Most fellas"

Based on what?

I trim using a clippers. You'd have to be a ****ing moron to wax.

Ultimate Seduction

EagererBeaver wrote:

"Most fellas"

EagererBeaver wrote:

Based on what?

EagererBeaver wrote:

I trim using a clippers. You'd have to be a ****ing moron to wax.

Friends, Beuaticians and internet forums. Ever heard of a back, sack and crack?

Harry Angstrom

Ultimate Seduction wrote: »

Friends, Beuaticians and internet forums. Ever heard of a back, sack and crack?

You take advice from internet forums? That's your first problem right there.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

I haven't taken any hair off my balls since I made the mistake of doing it when I was 14. Never again. I nearly went insane.

Ultimate Seduction

Harry Angstrom wrote:

You take advice from internet forums? That's your first problem right there.

Friends, Beauticans and internet forums. Did not say I took advice off them but that that's how I know lots of men do it. My partner won't suck my testies or lick my gouch if there bushy, which is understandable.

Harry Angstrom

Ultimate Seduction wrote: »

Friends, Beauticans and internet forums. Did not say I took advice off them but that that's how I know lots of men do it. My partner won't suck my testies or lick my gouch if there bushy, which is understandable.

Tell him to try something else. You and he could buy a dictionary and read it instead.

EagererBeaver

Ultimate Seduction wrote: »

Friends, Beauticans and internet forums. Did not say I took advice off them but that that's how I know lots of men do it. My partner won't suck my testies or lick my gouch if there bushy, which is understandable.

Tell him not to be so picky.

EagererBeaver

Beaten to it. Rats.

Ultimate Seduction

Him??

EagererBeaver

Ultimate Seduction wrote: »

Him??

Whoosh!

Ultimate Seduction

Didn't think id get so much grief for asking a bit of advice. Didn't post it in after hours for a reason

FAILSAFE 00

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: »

I haven't taken any hair off my balls since I made the mistake of doing it when I was 14. Never again. I nearly went insane.

Just be glad you don't have this problem :P

Sprog 4

Ultimate Seduction wrote: »

I wasn't looking for funny answers, genuine problem.

This is the year 2017, we are not cave people.

How do you know that cave people didn't wax their pubes?

Syphonax

Ultimate Seduction wrote: »

Itch balls after wax

Ouch, why would you do such a thing to yourself in the first place?

Ultimate Seduction

Syphonax wrote:

Ouch, why would you do such a thing to yourself in the first place?

I love the feeling of smoth balls and also for sexual reasons

The Diddakoi

Baby powder will leave them smooth, itch free and silky soft.
And don't cross your legs.

Seve OB

OP, the powder is good, but this is better

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Hive-Options-Treatment-Antiseptic-Properties/dp/B002VRE2W2

Ultimate Seduction

Thanks to all the genuine posters with advice, appreciate it!

Morpork

Witch Hazel

For both men and women, witch hazel is a great follow-up to shaving any part of the body. Not only will it stop bleeding from nicks or cuts, anti-inflammatory witch hazel can also work to prevent razor burn. Furthermore, those who employ hot wax treatments for hair-removal may also apply witch hazel as an anti-inflammatory post-waxing or use it to stop bleeding from damaged hair follicles.

Armchair Andy

Just have a good scratch. Draw blood if needs be, just dont let it drip down the fault line.

Jesus Wept

How long do you get to enjoy this smooth feeling for before irritation? 6 hours?

368100

me_irl wrote: »

Not both at the same time! Unless you want the feeling of a bollock-cake mix down there!

It made a paste!

Ultimate Seduction

Jesus Wept wrote:

How long do you get to enjoy this smooth feeling for before irritation? 6 hours?

2 days maybe. The irritation only lasts a few days too but it is very uncomfortable. When I say smooth I mean not hairy. Maybe I'm hairier than most guys but you can barely even see my balls if I leave them grow for a few months..

I also think waxing around the asshole area is beneficial from a hygene perspective.

ancapailldorcha

Knock of the nonsense please.

Seve OB

ancapailldorcha wrote: »

Knock of the nonsense please.

?????

ancapailldorcha

Seve OB wrote: »

?????

I'm referring to stuff like this:

Armchair Andy wrote: »

Just have a good scratch. Draw blood if needs be, just dont let it drip down the fault line.

Seve OB

ancapailldorcha wrote: »

I'm referring to stuff like this:

Thought you were saying the thread was nonsense lol

Rumpy Pumpy

Why not use hair removal cream? I know some people say it can cause burning, but I'm a hardy sort of man, so took the risk. Covered the shaft, pouch and gooch with Lidl's hair removal cream, kept the legs akimbo and read Fintan O'Toole's latest article while lying on the bed. 7 minutes later and I stepped into a cool shower with that curved plastic thing you get in the box.

Pubes just washed away in seconds. Left with a cluster like a plucked Swan. Small bit of mild irritation, but just covered the entire area with coconut and shea butter. Soon disappeared and I was assured that the entire area smelled incredible.

Very positive experience. Be very careful around the sheriff's badge though. Don't want hair removal cream getting onto or, God forbid, into your bunghole.

Baby01032012

Seve OB wrote: »

ancapailldorcha wrote: »

I'm referring to stuff like this:

Thought you were saying the thread was nonsense lol

No...that would be the truth...his poor boyfriend though....for someone thats having trouble with his balls...i think he needs to grow a pair

Ultimate Seduction

Baby01032012 wrote:

No...that would be the truth...his poor boyfriend though....for someone thats having trouble with his balls...i think he needs to grow a pair

First of all its my girlfriend. Why is this such a big deal? Lots of men do it, I simply asked for advice on irritation and I got advice.

how.gareth

Ultimate Seduction wrote: »

First of all its my girlfriend. Why is this such a big deal? Lots of men do it, I simply asked for advice on irritation and I got advice.

I think he thinks he's amusing us all

Seve OB

Rumpy Pumpy wrote: »

Why not use hair removal cream?

Cause it's desperate stuff!

Armchair Andy

Ultimate Seduction wrote:

First of all its my girlfriend. Why is this such a big deal? Lots of men do it, I simply asked for advice on irritation and I got advice.

Apologies i genuinely thought i was posting in AH.
No good advice, mine itch for a day at most on the 3rd or 4th day back, usually the hair outgrows the itchiness.

Ultimate Seduction

Rumpy Pumpy wrote:

Why not use hair removal cream? I know some people say it can cause burning, but I'm a hardy sort of man, so took the risk. Covered the shaft, pouch and gooch with Lidl's hair removal cream, kept the legs akimbo and read Fintan O'Toole's latest article while lying on the bed. 7 minutes later and I stepped into a cool shower with that curved plastic thing you get in the box.

Rumpy Pumpy wrote:

Pubes just washed away in seconds. Left with a cluster like a plucked Swan. Small bit of mild irritation, but just covered the entire area with coconut and shea butter. Soon disappeared and I was assured that the entire area smelt incredible.

Rumpy Pumpy wrote:

Very positive experience. Be very careful around the sheriff's badge though. Don't want hair removal cream getting onto or, God forbid, into your bunghole.

I like this, genuine advice with a bit of humour. Cheers mate! ☺

cocaliquid

this post screams of attention whore. :rolleyes:

Rumpy Pumpy

Ultimate Seduction wrote: »

I like this, genuine advice with a bit of humour. Cheers mate! ☺

No problems, pal. Glad to be of assistance. Your Dad can show you how to shave, but it would be awkward asking, or getting, a demonstration on the best way to get rid of pubes.

endacl

Ultimate Seduction wrote: »

This is the year 2017, we are not cave people.

Indeed.

I give it till 2027 before we all go full ladyboy.

Dial Hard

Rumpy Pumpy wrote:

Why not use hair removal cream?

Because with cream you get regrowth after a couple of days. Waxing lasts weeks.

OP, get a specific after-wax lotion and use it twice a day. You'll be grand after a couple of days.

Baby01032012

OP does your partner do the same for you...does he wax too?