The after hours blind date extravaganza

LadyMacBeth_

Ooh yeah, looking at ye lads and ladies.

http://www.boards.ie/love.php?match=hot

I don't know if that link works, I'm a bit technologically challenged at times

Poor auld Persepoly no mates once again.

LadyMacBeth_

Deleted User wrote: »

Poor auld Persepoly no mates once again.

You're on my love matches list woman, you're number 2!

LadyMacBeth_

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

You're on my love matches list woman, you're number 2!

Yayyyyyyy!!

snowflaker

Davore, but he's gone

Badly Drunk Boy

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

I would never go out with someone who thought so little of themselves that they were actually willing to date me.

Is that a slightly subtle rewrite of the Groucho Marx quote that he'd never be a member of a club that would have him as a member?

Surreptitious

jamesbere wrote: »

Hey I don't have standards

Don't say that. I think your posts are great

Wibbs

snowflaker wrote: »

Davore, but he's gone

Naw, he's just become the most powerful lurker on Boards.

LuckyLloyd

Whoopsadoodles is great!

Knex*

Reading this thread made me realise that I haven't seen beks101 post in some time. Was always a poster who's opinion and take on things I often both enjoyed and agreed with.

Hope she's doing alright.

Boom_Bap

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Ooh yeah, looking at ye lads and ladies.

http://www.boards.ie/love.php?match=hot

I don't know if that link works, I'm a bit technologically challenged at times

That link just shows our own love matches

You'll need to screen shot your own one and post it, or tippy type it out old school style.

La.de.da

Not really attracted to usernames


Some of my favourites are on this list though missing one or two.

Outlaw Pete

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

Is that a slightly subtle rewrite of the Groucho Marx quote that he'd never be a member of a club that would have him as a member?

AMKC

Hey LexieOnRale Id date yey

AMKC

Deleted User wrote: »

Poor auld Persepoly no mates once again.:p

Your on my love matchs as well. If Lexie turns me down I was hoping you would be my date

Just seen this thread.

If there are any women on the go, I'll take one or two, depending on the surplus.

Must be able to drive and make house calls. Also not cause issue with doing a few things whilst coming to and from my house. Not fussed on looks, but a large, heaving chest is a bonus. Failing that, a Halfords Trade card would be beneficial.

The more convenient you can make it for me, the more likely I am to allow you into the realms of my sexual prowess. If you feel more comfortable you can bring a female friend to keep company, too. I will supply her with several household tasks to prevent her feeling neglected or bored.


I'm unsure of the man:woman ration, but If there's anything expected on my end to make me seem like a more attractive proposition, then I will save everyone the time and respectfully bow out of the competition now.

RaquelVidals

Is it for real?

eviltwin

I've seen what some of ye look like, not a hope in hell of any of yis getting a date with me.

LadyMacBeth_

Thanks to Boom_bap's help (who is coincidentally one of my love matches), here we go!

Now please, ladies and gentlemen, form an orderly queue :P

Lady is a tramp

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Thanks to Boom_bap's help (who is coincidentally one of my love matches), here we go!

Now please, ladies and gentlemen, form an orderly queue :P

I made your list!

Winterlong

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Thanks to Boom_bap's help (who is coincidentally one of my love matches), here we go!

Now please, ladies and gentlemen, form an orderly queue :P

I am the top male on your list! But you prefer women. I may never recover from this.

LadyMacBeth_

Lady is a tramp wrote: »

I made your list!

It's fate!!

Winterlong wrote: »

I am the top male on your list! But you prefer women. I may never recover from this.

Who says that I prefer women? I'm an equal opportunities gal

Boom_Bap

Winterlong wrote: »

I am the top male on your list! But you prefer women. I may never recover from this.

Try being the 2nd top male, nobody has ever cared about the 2nd top male lovematch ever.

pilly

Skipper G cracks me up.

pilly

Lady is a tramp wrote: »

Is it time to pull out the link to Boards Matchmaker yet? I think so! Here goes ...

http://www.boards.ie/love.php

Everyone loves Mam of 4, she's top of my list also. :D

whoopsadoodles

LuckyLloyd wrote: »

Whoopsadoodles is great!

jamesbere

pangbang wrote: »

That's the spirit! :P

Spare a thought for dolling up the oul ditch though, a filthy canopy here, a sodden seat cushion there. Maybe even a few cellotaped dunnes bags to provide the privacy for those romantic moments.

I only only have Aldi bags, if I arrange them nicely it will look great

Shurimgreat

This is one of those rare threads that simply goes right over my head.

RobbingBandit

eviltwin wrote: »

I've seen what some of ye look like, not a hope in hell of any of yis getting a date with me.

Its called blind date poke an eye out and someone might poke your brown eye blue

banie01

pilly wrote: »

Everyone loves Mam of 4, she's top of my list also. :D

Mine too!!!
She's top of so many lists she just has to like being on top! :cool:
Suddenly regretting this marriage lark when my list contains so much talent!
I would say "How you doing!".... but my wife says I'm definitely not allowed flirt with other "Wimmins" :pac:

Autosport

La.de.da wrote: »

Not really attracted to usernames


Some of my favourites are on this list though missing one or two.

Woohoo I made your list



*does a happy dance*

Penny Tration

Would never date a boardsie again, but Lexie is gorgeous, as are Persepoly and Whoopsa. Oh and blue wolf, she's a ride too.

Dont really remember what any of the blokes here look like.

pilly

pilly wrote: »

Everyone loves Mam of 4, she's top of my list also. :D

Nah, bluewolf always comes out as the slut on these yolks, 'cause she's always at the top of most of the ones I see. :pac: