Sex magicians want to build European HQ in Dublin

conorhal

Well if we'll let a crazed death cult set up their European Council for Fatwa and Research here I don't see how we can refuse.
The loons know we're apathetic mugs that will pay no attention to their neferious dealings so long as they'r done with a wink and a nod and there's a few bob in it.
Has scientology achieved tax exempt status as a religion in this country yet? If not I'm surprised they're prepared to off shore their business here yet. As far as I was aware they are a very small operation here with little more then a shabby presence on Abbey St.

ohnonotgmail

Aglomerado wrote: »

Statisticians are a mean bunch.

and well known for their deviation.

topper75

conorhal wrote: »

... As far as I was aware they are a very small operation here with little more then a shabby presence on Abbey St.

Nothing shabby about their investment potential in this country. Have a read:

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/inside-the-strange-world-of-the-church-of-scientology-in-dublin-1.2831493

man_no_plan

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

and well known for their deviation.

Is that not pretty standard with them?

Kivaro

There's no way to differentiate them, as they are known to integrate.

RustyNut

Kivaro wrote: »

There's no way to differentiate them, as they are known to integrate.

They have been known to divide.

Aglomerado

I see this as a potential regression.

alchemist33

I just love any science based jokes!

Badly Drunk Boy

whiskeyman wrote: »

A Seismology cult you say?


Probably just Quakers...



:pac:

Seismologists are boulder than Quakers...

Pherekydes

alchemist33 wrote: »

I just love any science based jokes!

A mathematician, a statistician and a biologist were enjoying a cup of coffee outside a café. Across the road a couple entered a building. A few minutes later they emerged with a child. The biologist observed, "That couple have reproduced". The statistician said, "On average there were two and a half people in the building". The mathematician said, "If exactly one more person enters the building it will be empty."

RustyNut

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

Seismologists are boulder than Quakers...

Yea, they rock.

511

The day its members start flying planes into skyscrapers and detonating suicide vests at concerts, is the day I'll consider the Church of Scientology a dangerous cult. Leave them be I say, we have more toxic religious cults to deal with.

Harry Palmr

..something about wands.

Capt'n Midnight

friedhof wrote: »

science is bad

Ever heard of Haagen Das Ice Cream ?

They picked the name out of the phone book because it sounded European.


Still more genuine than associating the word Science with that crowd.

Esel

The sex was magic , to be fair - especially the sleight of hand...

Yourself isit

This thread is a moving target.

My thoughts. No to seismologists as they clearly cause earthquakes, yes to statisticians, yes to sex magicians and no to Scientologists.

Ipso

Yourself isit wrote: »

This thread is a moving target.

My thoughts. No to seismologists as they clearly cause earthquakes, yes to statisticians, yes to sex magicians and no to Scientologists.

To be fair to seismologists, all their faults are stress related.

Yester

Pero_Bueno wrote: »

I'd be more worried about the death cult rapidly growing in Ireland that has murdered ~1600 people last month alone - rather than some yuppie cult that robs a few gullible fools of some money.

But thats just me like.

You just broke the first rule of Death Cult.

Esel

Harry Palmr wrote: »

..something about wands

and wizard's sleeves.

whiskeyman

What's a sex magicians favourite trick?







Pulling a rampant rabbit out of his hat

:pac:

myshirt

Wtf is going on? Seismologists, Statisticians, Scientologists, and now Sex Magicians? You don't see this in the mainstream Brexit impact analysis.

I'm OK with Sex Magicians. Scientologists, Seismologists, and Statisticians no. But Sex Magicians I'm totally in favour of.

Vinculus

Abra abracadabra
I wanna reach out and grab ya!

Hector Savage

They should give all users rights to change the title of this thread, will be gas craic!

whiskeyman

Debbie McGee would be a perfect assistant in fairness!

Hector Savage

Hector Savage wrote: »

They should give all users rights to change the title of this thread, will be gas craic!

Ara would you stop. We all know that it'll somehow end up as "n-word n-word c*nt n-word yer ma, n-word".

Winterlong

I reckon it is the scientists themselves that are doing all the thread name changes. Distract from the real issue of a lack of seismologists in Firhouse.

Pherekydes

Winterlong wrote: »

I reckon it is the scientists themselves that are doing all the thread name changes. Distract from the real issue of a lack of seismologists in Firhouse.

The magicians, no?

Billy86

Muslims.

aaaaand... go!




EDIT: Oh wait no, I see they've beaten me to it already.

angryIreGamer

would they supply just the life skills part in courses for the non religious?

This thread is going to confuse the f*ck out of anyone that reads from the beginning.

Fred Swanson

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Skylinehead

Winterlong wrote: »

I reckon it is the scientists themselves that are doing all the thread name changes. Distract from the real issue of a lack of seismologists in Firhouse.

Lets ask this scientician.

Skylinehead

Skylinehead wrote: »

Lets ask this scientician.

He doesn't look like a sex magician to me.

(not that I know what a sex magician looks like...)

Mr. CooL ICE

Winterlong wrote: »

I reckon it is the scientists themselves that are doing all the thread name changes. Distract from the real issue of a lack of seismologists in Firhouse.

I just had a look at the moderator logs and can confirm that no changes have taken place in the subject title.

Maybe the changes everybody keeps talking about are metaphorical. Like, we are constantly changing from within.

FishOnABike

Yourself isit wrote: »

This thread is a moving target.

My thoughts. No to seismologists as they clearly cause earthquakes, yes to statisticians, yes to sex magicians and no to Scientologists.

But,... don't they make the earth move too?

super_furry

Keep Xenu out of Firhouse!

The_Valeyard

super_furry wrote: »

Keep Xenu out of Firhouse!

Racist.


Xenu has rights.

RobbingBandit

Only one magician counts, IN GOB WE TRUST

RiderOnTheStorm

What's a Scientologist favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?










Elronds cupboard!!!

myshirt

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I'm OK with Sex Magicians. Scientologists, Seismologists, and Statisticians no. But Sex Magicians I'm totally in favour of.

Is it the Greeks you're after? Or is it the Chinese? Come out with it.

RobbingBandit

RiderOnTheStorm wrote: »

What's a Scientologist favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?










Elronds cupboard!!!

Woooof !!!

The_Valeyard

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I'm OK with Sex Magicians. Scientologists, Seismologists, and Statisticians no. But Sex Magicians I'm totally in favour of.

They have magic gloves.

Capt'n Midnight

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

I just had a look at the moderator logs and can confirm that no changes have taken place in the subject title.

Maybe the changes everybody keeps talking about are metaphorical. Like, we are constantly changing from within.

Of course there were no changes.

It takes at least €80,000 to become clear, and then it will have the self determinism to change itself.

RobbingBandit

This thread needs some R KELLY or I'm gonna cap this bitch.

entropi

Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down...

RobbingBandit

Sex Magician is good Sex Magician is great we surrender our will as of this date.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Deleted User wrote: »

Source: The Journal (http://www.thejournal.ie/scientology-firhouse-victory-centre-dublin-3490953-Jul2017/)

A dangerous cult wants to build a massive European HQ in Dublin. How can we possibly allow this?

If we are going to be tolerant of others religion then we shouldn't pick and choose

RustyNut

LexieOnRale wrote: »

If we are going to be tolerant of others religion then we shouldn't pick and choose

Surly it's acceptable to be an equal opportunity p1ss taker?

Or giver depending on what makes you say, Ah jasus Sharon that was magic. Just to keep with the thread title.

Esel

LexieOnRale wrote: »

If we are going to be tolerant of others religion then we shouldn't pick and choose

What's your favourite trick?