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Kill Your Babies - Characters

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  • 26-07-2017 4:49pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 14,046 ✭✭✭✭


    So seeing as both the MegaDrive and Gamecube editions are over, and seeing as we seem to be getting tired of the games related ones, i said i'd do something different. So characters! I've picked from IGN's list of Top 50 Characters 2017, so apologies if your favourite is not on it. Also, i haven't played some of these, so I've no idea if the character even deserves it...

    Same rules apply:

    - Explain why you're killing your baby
    - Double-Kills are active for now until we whittle it down to 10 or so
    - Copy and paste the list into your reply, do not quote - this doesn't update the list with your kill for the next person
    - Use strike through to kill your baby (ie: [ s]baby[ /s] without the spaces)

    So, without further Mountain Dew, here we go!

    Commander Shepard - Mass Effect
    Ezio Auditore De Firenze - Assassins Creed II
    Earthworm Jim - Earthworm Jim
    Pit - Kid Icarus
    Fargoth - TES: Morrowind
    McCree - Overwatch
    Jonathan Irons (Kevin Spacey) - CoD: Advanced Warfare
    Handsome Jack - Borderlands
    Rayman - Rayman
    Diddy Kong - Donkey Kong
    Urdnot Wrex - Mass Effect
    Ryu Hayabusa - Ninja Gaiden
    Spyro - Spyro
    Nathan Drake - Uncharted
    Deckard Cain - Diablo
    Gordon Freeman - Half Life
    GLaDOS - Portal
    Vaas Montenegro - Far Cry 3
    Samus Aran - Metroid
    Princess LinkZelda - Legend of Zelda
    Agent 47 - Hitman
    Sam Fisher - Splinter Cell
    Jack of Blades - Fable
    Sonic the Hedgehog - Sonic
    Donkey Kong - Donkey Kong
    Banjo - Banjo Kazooie
    Pikachu - Pokemon
    Bonnie MacFarlane - Red Dead Redemption
    Rayne - Bloodrayne
    Cortana - Halo
    Sarah Kerrigan - Starcraft
    Bowser - Mario
    Marcus Fenix - Gears of War
    Megaman - Megaman
    Max Payne - Max Payne
    Sub-Zero - Mortal Kombat
    Kratos - God of War
    Scorpion - Mortal Kombat
    Ganondorf - Legend of Zelda
    Pacman - Pacman
    Duke Nukem - Duke Nukem
    Cloud Strife - Final Fantasy
    Geralt of Rivia - The Witcher
    Lara Croft - Tomb Raider
    Princess Peach - Mario
    Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid
    Mario - Mario
    ZeldaLink - Legend of Zelda
    John Marston - Red Dead Redemption
    Master Chief - Halo
    Alyx Vance - Half Life
    Sergeant Rex "Power" Colt - Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon

    I know there are loads more characters, but i used a list and got a good few i reckon. So, go nuts people, kill away, and remember; Double-Kills are active!!

    Who's the winner? 6 votes

    Geralt
    0% 0 votes
    GLaDOS
    100% 6 votes


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    McCree - Overwatch

    GG EZ

    Sonic the Hedgehog - Sonic

    Sonic was always a knobhead tbh


  • Registered Users Posts: 29,842 ✭✭✭✭Zero-Cool


    First time doing one of these things.

    Sub Zero - Scorpion Wins!
    Zelda - to annoy all the nintys

    Commander Shepard - Mass Effect
    Ezio Auditore De Firenze - Assassins Creed II
    Earthworm Jim - Earthworm Jim
    Pit - Kid Icarus
    Fargoth - TES: Morrowind
    McCree - Overwatch
    Jonathan Irons (Kevin Spacey) - CoD: Advanced Warfare
    Handsome Jack - Borderlands
    Rayman - Rayman
    Diddy Kong - Donkey Kong
    Urdnot Wrex - Mass Effect
    Ryu Hayabusa - Ninja Gaiden
    Spyro - Spyro
    Nathan Drake - Uncharted
    Deckard Cain - Diablo
    Gordon Freeman - Half Life
    GLaDOS - Portal
    Vaas Montenegro - Far Cry 3
    Samus Aran - Metroid
    Princess LinkZelda - Legend of Zelda
    Agent 47 - Hitman
    Sam Fisher - Splinter Cell
    Jack of Blades - Fable
    Sonic the Hedgehog - Sonic
    Donkey Kong - Donkey Kong
    Banjo - Banjo Kazooie
    Pikachu - Pokemon
    Bonnie MacFarlane - Red Dead Redemption
    Rayne - Bloodrayne
    Cortana - Halo
    Sarah Kerrigan - Starcraft
    Bowser - Mario
    Marcus Fenix - Gears of War
    Megaman - Megaman
    Max Payne - Max Payne
    Sub-Zero - Mortal Kombat
    Kratos - God of War
    Scorpion - Mortal Kombat
    Ganondorf - Legend of Zelda
    Pacman - Pacman
    Duke Nukem - Duke Nukem
    Cloud Strife - Final Fantasy
    Geralt of Rivia - The Witcher
    Lara Croft - Tomb Raider
    Princess Peach - Mario
    Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid
    Mario - Mario
    ZeldaLink - Legend of Zelda
    John Marston - Red Dead Redemption
    Master Chief - Halo
    Alyx Vance - Half Life
    Sergeant Rex "Power" Colt - Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 51,410 CMod ✭✭✭✭Retr0gamer


    Commander Shepard - Mass Effect
    Ezio Auditore De Firenze - Assassins Creed II
    Earthworm Jim - Earthworm Jim
    Pit - Kid Icarus
    Fargoth - TES: Morrowind
    McCree - Overwatch
    Jonathan Irons (Kevin Spacey) - CoD: Advanced Warfare
    Handsome Jack - Borderlands
    Rayman - Rayman
    Diddy Kong - Donkey Kong
    Urdnot Wrex - Mass Effect
    Ryu Hayabusa - Ninja Gaiden
    Spyro - Spyro
    Nathan Drake - Uncharted
    Deckard Cain - Diablo
    Gordon Freeman - Half Life
    GLaDOS - Portal
    Vaas Montenegro - Far Cry 3
    Samus Aran - Metroid
    Princess LinkZelda - Legend of Zelda
    Agent 47 - Hitman
    Sam Fisher - Splinter Cell
    Jack of Blades - Fable
    Sonic the Hedgehog - Sonic
    Donkey Kong - Donkey Kong
    Banjo - Banjo Kazooie
    Pikachu - Pokemon
    Bonnie MacFarlane - Red Dead Redemption
    Rayne - Bloodrayne
    Cortana - Halo
    Sarah Kerrigan - Starcraft
    Bowser - Mario
    Marcus Fenix - Gears of War
    Megaman - Megaman
    Max Payne - Max Payne
    Sub-Zero - Mortal Kombat
    Kratos - God of War
    Scorpion - Mortal Kombat
    Ganondorf - Legend of Zelda
    Pacman - Pacman
    Duke Nukem - Duke Nukem
    Cloud Strife - Final Fantasy
    Geralt of Rivia - The Witcher
    Lara Croft - Tomb Raider
    Princess Peach - Mario
    Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid
    Mario - Mario
    ZeldaLink - Legend of Zelda
    John Marston - Red Dead Redemption
    Master Chief - Halo
    Alyx Vance - Half Life
    Sergeant Rex "Power" Colt - Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon

    Kratos - Started out ok if shallow. By the second game he was an angry man baby that threw his toys out of the pram for no reason. Has the personality of an angry peanut.

    Master Chief - The original bland space marine. Taken out because you should actually have some character to be an actual character.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,283 ✭✭✭fixXxer


    Commander Shepard - Mass Effect
    Ezio Auditore De Firenze - Assassins Creed II
    Earthworm Jim - Earthworm Jim
    Pit - Kid Icarus
    Fargoth - TES: Morrowind
    Jonathan Irons (Kevin Spacey) - CoD: Advanced Warfare
    Handsome Jack - Borderlands
    Rayman - Rayman
    Diddy Kong - Donkey Kong
    Urdnot Wrex - Mass Effect
    Ryu Hayabusa - Ninja Gaiden
    Spyro - Spyro
    Nathan Drake - Uncharted
    Deckard Cain - Diablo
    Gordon Freeman - Half Life
    GLaDOS - Portal
    Vaas Montenegro - Far Cry 3
    Samus Aran - Metroid
    Princess LinkZelda - Legend of Zelda
    Agent 47 - Hitman
    Sam Fisher - Splinter Cell
    Jack of Blades - Fable
    Donkey Kong - Donkey Kong
    Banjo - Banjo Kazooie
    Pikachu - Pokemon
    Bonnie MacFarlane - Red Dead Redemption
    Rayne - Bloodrayne
    Cortana - Halo
    Sarah Kerrigan - Starcraft
    Bowser - Mario
    Marcus Fenix - Gears of War
    Megaman - Megaman
    Max Payne - Max Payne
    Scorpion - Mortal Kombat
    Ganondorf - Legend of Zelda
    Pacman - Pacman
    Duke Nukem - Duke Nukem
    Cloud Strife - Final Fantasy
    Geralt of Rivia - The Witcher
    Lara Croft - Tomb Raider
    Princess Peach - Mario
    Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid
    Mario - Mario
    John Marston - Red Dead Redemption
    Alyx Vance - Half Life
    Sergeant Rex "Power" Colt - Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon

    Gordon Freeman - The definition of no personality.

    Max Payne - His permanent constipation face, ironically, irritated the ****e out of me.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,695 ✭✭✭Corvo


    Commander Shepard - Mass Effect
    Ezio Auditore De Firenze - Assassins Creed II
    Earthworm Jim - Earthworm Jim
    Pit - Kid Icarus
    Fargoth - TES: Morrowind
    Jonathan Irons (Kevin Spacey) - CoD: Advanced Warfare
    Handsome Jack - Borderlands
    Rayman - Rayman
    Diddy Kong - Donkey Kong
    Urdnot Wrex - Mass Effect
    Ryu Hayabusa - Ninja Gaiden
    Spyro - Spyro
    Nathan Drake - Uncharted
    Deckard Cain - Diablo
    Gordon Freeman - Half Life
    GLaDOS - Portal
    Vaas Montenegro - Far Cry 3
    Samus Aran - Metroid
    Princess LinkZelda - Legend of Zelda
    Agent 47 - Hitman
    Sam Fisher - Splinter Cell
    Jack of Blades - Fable
    Donkey Kong - Donkey Kong
    Banjo - Banjo Kazooie
    Pikachu - Pokemon
    Bonnie MacFarlane - Red Dead Redemption
    Rayne - Bloodrayne
    Cortana - Halo
    Sarah Kerrigan - Starcraft
    Bowser - Mario
    Marcus Fenix - Gears of War
    Megaman - Megaman
    Max Payne - Max Payne
    Scorpion - Mortal Kombat
    Ganondorf - Legend of Zelda
    Pacman - Pacman
    Duke Nukem - Duke Nukem
    Cloud Strife - Final Fantasy
    Geralt of Rivia - The Witcher
    Lara Croft - Tomb Raider
    Princess Peach - Mario
    Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid
    Mario - Mario
    John Marston - Red Dead Redemption
    Alyx Vance - Half Life
    Sergeant Rex "Power" Colt - Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon


    Agent 47 - Hitman: The blandest of the bland characters. I loved the games for everything else, but my god even his "backstory" was like something cobbled together in a few minutes. Even real humans that played him in the movies were bland! Goodbye, barcode head.

    Pikachu - Pokémon: Just be gone you little yellow squeak toy.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Skerries


    Commander Shepard - Mass Effect
    Ezio Auditore De Firenze - Assassins Creed II
    Earthworm Jim - Earthworm Jim
    Pit - Kid Icarus
    Fargoth - TES: Morrowind
    Jonathan Irons (Kevin Spacey) - CoD: Advanced Warfare
    Handsome Jack - Borderlands
    Rayman - Rayman
    Diddy Kong - Donkey Kong
    Urdnot Wrex - Mass Effect
    Ryu Hayabusa - Ninja Gaiden
    Spyro - Spyro
    Nathan Drake - Uncharted
    Deckard Cain - Diablo
    Gordon Freeman - Half Life
    GLaDOS - Portal
    Vaas Montenegro - Far Cry 3
    Samus Aran - Metroid
    Princess LinkZelda - Legend of Zelda
    Agent 47 - Hitman
    Sam Fisher - Splinter Cell
    Jack of Blades - Fable
    Donkey Kong - Donkey Kong
    Banjo - Banjo Kazooie
    Pikachu - Pokemon
    Bonnie MacFarlane - Red Dead Redemption
    Rayne - Bloodrayne
    Cortana - Halo
    Sarah Kerrigan - Starcraft
    Bowser - Mario
    Marcus Fenix - Gears of War
    Megaman - Megaman
    Max Payne - Max Payne
    Scorpion - Mortal Kombat
    Ganondorf - Legend of Zelda
    Pacman - Pacman
    Duke Nukem - Duke Nukem
    Cloud Strife - Final Fantasy
    Geralt of Rivia - The Witcher
    Lara Croft - Tomb Raider
    Princess Peach - Mario
    Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid
    Mario - Mario
    John Marston - Red Dead Redemption
    Alyx Vance - Half Life
    Sergeant Rex "Power" Colt - Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon


    Mario - you annoying little Italian stereotype with your lesbian overalls

    Pacman - can f*ck right off the glorified wheel of cheese


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,046 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    Good God ye are lethal in this one!


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,409 ✭✭✭✭gimli2112


    thankfully neither Joel or Ellie are on the list. do yer worst. I would fear for the console specific characters. :p


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,353 Mod ✭✭✭✭CatInABox


    Commander Shepard - Mass Effect
    Ezio Auditore De Firenze - Assassins Creed II
    Earthworm Jim - Earthworm Jim
    Pit - Kid Icarus
    Fargoth - TES: Morrowind
    Jonathan Irons (Kevin Spacey) - CoD: Advanced Warfare
    Handsome Jack - Borderlands
    Rayman - Rayman
    Diddy Kong - Donkey Kong
    Urdnot Wrex - Mass Effect
    Ryu Hayabusa - Ninja Gaiden
    Spyro - Spyro
    Nathan Drake - Uncharted
    Deckard Cain - Diablo
    Gordon Freeman - Half Life
    GLaDOS - Portal
    Vaas Montenegro - Far Cry 3
    Samus Aran - Metroid
    Princess LinkZelda - Legend of Zelda
    Agent 47 - Hitman
    Sam Fisher - Splinter Cell
    Jack of Blades - Fable
    Donkey Kong - Donkey Kong
    Banjo - Banjo Kazooie
    Pikachu - Pokemon
    Bonnie MacFarlane - Red Dead Redemption
    Rayne - Bloodrayne
    Cortana - Halo
    Sarah Kerrigan - Starcraft
    Bowser - Mario
    Marcus Fenix - Gears of War
    Megaman - Megaman
    Max Payne - Max Payne
    Scorpion - Mortal Kombat
    Ganondorf - Legend of Zelda
    Pacman - Pacman
    Duke Nukem - Duke Nukem
    Cloud Strife - Final Fantasy
    Geralt of Rivia - The Witcher
    Lara Croft - Tomb Raider
    Princess Peach - Mario
    Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid
    Mario - Mario
    John Marston - Red Dead Redemption
    Alyx Vance - Half Life
    Sergeant Rex "Power" Colt - Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon

    Duke Nukem and Princess Peach. Duke because he's the embarrassing uncle who turns up at parties and sleazes on every female going, and Peach because she's always in another f***ing castle


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭SeantheMan


    Commander Shepard - Mass Effect
    Ezio Auditore De Firenze - Assassins Creed II
    Earthworm Jim - Earthworm Jim
    Pit - Kid Icarus
    Fargoth - TES: Morrowind
    Jonathan Irons (Kevin Spacey) - CoD: Advanced Warfare
    Handsome Jack - Borderlands
    Rayman - Rayman
    Diddy Kong - Donkey Kong
    Urdnot Wrex - Mass Effect
    Ryu Hayabusa - Ninja Gaiden
    Spyro - Spyro
    Nathan Drake - Uncharted
    Deckard Cain - Diablo
    Gordon Freeman - Half Life
    GLaDOS - Portal
    Vaas Montenegro - Far Cry 3
    Samus Aran - Metroid
    Princess LinkZelda - Legend of Zelda
    Agent 47 - Hitman
    Sam Fisher - Splinter Cell
    Jack of Blades - Fable
    Donkey Kong - Donkey Kong
    Banjo - Banjo Kazooie
    Pikachu - Pokemon
    Bonnie MacFarlane - Red Dead Redemption
    Rayne - Bloodrayne
    Cortana - Halo
    Sarah Kerrigan - Starcraft
    Bowser - Mario
    Marcus Fenix - Gears of War
    Megaman - Megaman
    Max Payne - Max Payne
    Scorpion - Mortal Kombat
    Ganondorf - Legend of Zelda
    Pacman - Pacman
    Duke Nukem - Duke Nukem
    Cloud Strife - Final Fantasy
    Geralt of Rivia - The Witcher
    Lara Croft - Tomb Raider
    Princess Peach - Mario
    Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid
    Mario - Mario
    John Marston - Red Dead Redemption
    Alyx Vance - Half Life
    Sergeant Rex "Power" Colt - Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon

    Cya later Kevin Spacey, love you as an actor...but seemed like a cheap cash-in....between that and you're advertising for airlines and Polish Banks ! :confused:....just stick to acting in good films and dramas and stop being on the fence about whether you wanna be a sell out or not.

    Next , Rex Power Colt, cool character for about 10 mins and then he gets boring. Love Michael Biehn and his roles in many films, but this is deffo a case where the whole is LESS than the sum of it's parts.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,409 ✭✭✭✭gimli2112


    I've only played a handful of these games really and kind of like all the characters involved. If I was going to get rid of one, honestly it would be, Geralt (he needs to lighten up) but why invite that shi**torm on myself?


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭SeantheMan


    gimli2112 wrote: »
    I've only played a handful of these games really and kind of like all the characters involved. If I was going to get rid of one, honestly it would be, Geralt (he needs to lighten up) but why invite that shi**torm on myself?



    Are you killing him or not ?
    Ambiguous sentences and not crossing people off doesn't really help with the game dude.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,409 ✭✭✭✭gimli2112


    SeantheMan wrote: »
    Are you killing him or not ?
    Ambiguous sentences and not crossing people off doesn't really help with the game dude.



    Fair enough, No leave him. Being my least favourite (known) character on the list isn't enough.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 51,410 CMod ✭✭✭✭Retr0gamer


    Commander Shepard - Mass Effect
    Ezio Auditore De Firenze - Assassins Creed II
    Earthworm Jim - Earthworm Jim
    Pit - Kid Icarus
    Fargoth - TES: Morrowind
    Jonathan Irons (Kevin Spacey) - CoD: Advanced Warfare
    Handsome Jack - Borderlands
    Rayman - Rayman
    Diddy Kong - Donkey Kong
    Urdnot Wrex - Mass Effect
    Ryu Hayabusa - Ninja Gaiden
    Spyro - Spyro
    Nathan Drake - Uncharted
    Deckard Cain - Diablo
    Gordon Freeman - Half Life
    GLaDOS - Portal
    Vaas Montenegro - Far Cry 3
    Samus Aran - Metroid
    Princess LinkZelda - Legend of Zelda
    Agent 47 - Hitman
    Sam Fisher - Splinter Cell
    Jack of Blades - Fable
    Donkey Kong - Donkey Kong
    Banjo - Banjo Kazooie
    Pikachu - Pokemon
    Bonnie MacFarlane - Red Dead Redemption
    Rayne - Bloodrayne
    Cortana - Halo
    Sarah Kerrigan - Starcraft
    Bowser - Mario
    Marcus Fenix - Gears of War
    Megaman - Megaman
    Max Payne - Max Payne
    Scorpion - Mortal Kombat
    Ganondorf - Legend of Zelda
    Pacman - Pacman
    Duke Nukem - Duke Nukem
    Cloud Strife - Final Fantasy
    Geralt of Rivia - The Watcher
    Lara Croft - Tomb Raider
    Princess Peach - Mario
    Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid
    Mario - Mario
    John Marston - Red Dead Redemption
    Alyx Vance - Half Life
    Sergeant Rex "Power" Colt - Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon

    John Marston

    Cloud Strife.

    Why? I just want to see the big fat salty fanboy tears flow.

    Mwhahahaha!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,283 ✭✭✭fixXxer


    Cloud Strife.

    Why? I just want to see the big fat salty fanboy tears flow.

    Mwhahahaha!

    This is a mercy killing to be honest. Cloud was great in the original FF7 but every single thing he's been in since he's been a whingey whiney navel gazer who is absolutely no fun to be around.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    Commander Shepard - Mass Effect
    Ezio Auditore De Firenze - Assassins Creed II
    Earthworm Jim - Earthworm Jim
    Pit - Kid Icarus
    Fargoth - TES: Morrowind
    Jonathan Irons (Kevin Spacey) - CoD: Advanced Warfare
    Handsome Jack - Borderlands
    Rayman - Rayman
    Diddy Kong - Donkey Kong
    Urdnot Wrex - Mass Effect
    Ryu Hayabusa - Ninja Gaiden
    Spyro - Spyro
    Nathan Drake - Uncharted
    Deckard Cain - Diablo
    Gordon Freeman - Half Life
    GLaDOS - Portal
    Vaas Montenegro - Far Cry 3
    Samus Aran - Metroid
    Princess LinkZelda - Legend of Zelda
    Agent 47 - Hitman
    Sam Fisher - Splinter Cell
    Jack of Blades - Fable
    Donkey Kong - Donkey Kong
    Banjo - Banjo Kazooie
    Pikachu - Pokemon
    Bonnie MacFarlane - Red Dead Redemption
    Rayne - Bloodrayne
    Cortana - Halo
    Sarah Kerrigan - Starcraft
    Bowser - Mario
    Marcus Fenix - Gears of War
    Megaman - Megaman
    Max Payne - Max Payne
    Scorpion - Mortal Kombat
    Ganondorf - Legend of Zelda
    Pacman - Pacman
    Duke Nukem - Duke Nukem
    Cloud Strife - Final Fantasy
    Geralt of Rivia - The Watcher
    Lara Croft - Tomb Raider
    Princess Peach - Mario
    Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid
    Mario - Mario
    John Marston - Red Dead Redemption
    Alyx Vance - Half Life
    Sergeant Rex "Power" Colt - Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon

    Well if John Marston is gone, no point keeping Bonnie McFarlane around

    Ganondrof gone cause he little or no interaction with the Protagonist throughout the series and embodies generic "I'm a bad guy" motives and such


  • Registered Users Posts: 29,842 ✭✭✭✭Zero-Cool


    Retr0gamer wrote: »

    Cloud Strife.

    Why? I just want to see the big fat salty fanboy tears flow.

    Mwhahahaha!

    not-like-this.gif


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 51,410 CMod ✭✭✭✭Retr0gamer




  • Registered Users Posts: 830 ✭✭✭nevelator


    Commander Shepard - Mass Effect
    Ezio Auditore De Firenze - Assassins Creed II
    Earthworm Jim - Earthworm Jim
    Pit - Kid Icarus
    Fargoth - TES: Morrowind
    Jonathan Irons (Kevin Spacey) - CoD: Advanced Warfare
    Handsome Jack - Borderlands
    Rayman - Rayman
    Diddy Kong - Donkey Kong
    Urdnot Wrex - Mass Effect
    Ryu Hayabusa - Ninja Gaiden
    Spyro - Spyro
    Nathan Drake - Uncharted
    Deckard Cain - Diablo
    Gordon Freeman - Half Life
    GLaDOS - Portal
    Vaas Montenegro - Far Cry 3
    Samus Aran - Metroid
    Princess LinkZelda - Legend of Zelda
    Agent 47 - Hitman
    Sam Fisher - Splinter Cell
    Jack of Blades - Fable
    Donkey Kong - Donkey Kong
    Banjo - Banjo Kazooie
    Pikachu - Pokemon
    Bonnie MacFarlane - Red Dead Redemption
    Rayne - Bloodrayne
    Cortana - Halo
    Sarah Kerrigan - Starcraft
    Bowser - Mario
    Marcus Fenix - Gears of War
    Megaman - Megaman
    Max Payne - Max Payne
    Scorpion - Mortal Kombat
    Ganondorf - Legend of Zelda
    Pacman - Pacman
    Duke Nukem - Duke Nukem
    Cloud Strife - Final Fantasy
    Geralt of Rivia - The Watcher
    Lara Croft - Tomb Raider
    Princess Peach - Mario
    Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid
    Mario - Mario
    John Marston - Red Dead Redemption
    Alyx Vance - Half Life
    Sergeant Rex "Power" Colt - Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon

    Killing Banjo. Nothing without Kazooie.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,576 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    Commander Shepard - Mass Effect
    Ezio Auditore De Firenze - Assassins Creed II
    Earthworm Jim - Earthworm Jim
    Pit - Kid Icarus
    Fargoth - TES: Morrowind
    Handsome Jack - Borderlands
    Rayman - Rayman
    Diddy Kong - Donkey Kong
    Urdnot Wrex - Mass Effect
    Ryu Hayabusa - Ninja Gaiden
    Spyro - Spyro
    Nathan Drake - Uncharted
    Deckard Cain - Diablo
    GLaDOS - Portal
    Vaas Montenegro - Far Cry 3
    Samus Aran - Metroid
    Princess LinkZelda - Legend of Zelda
    Sam Fisher - Splinter Cell
    Jack of Blades - Fable
    Rayne - Bloodrayne
    Cortana - Halo
    Sarah Kerrigan - Starcraft
    Bowser - Mario
    Marcus Fenix - Gears of War
    Megaman - Megaman
    Scorpion - Mortal Kombat
    Ganondorf - Legend of Zelda
    Geralt of Rivia - The Watcher
    Lara Croft - Tomb Raider
    Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid
    Alyx Vance - Half Life


    Im saying bye bye to Sam Fisher, he just annoyed me.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,046 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    Commander Shepard - Mass Effect
    Ezio Auditore De Firenze - Assassins Creed II
    Earthworm Jim - Earthworm Jim
    Pit - Kid Icarus
    Fargoth - TES: Morrowind
    Handsome Jack - Borderlands
    Rayman - Rayman
    Diddy Kong - Donkey Kong
    Urdnot Wrex - Mass Effect
    Ryu Hayabusa - Ninja Gaiden
    Spyro - Spyro
    Nathan Drake - Uncharted
    Deckard Cain - Diablo
    GLaDOS - Portal
    Vaas Montenegro - Far Cry 3
    Samus Aran - Metroid
    Princess LinkZelda - Legend of Zelda
    Sam Fisher - Splinter Cell
    Jack of Blades - Fable
    Rayne - Bloodrayne
    Cortana - Halo
    Sarah Kerrigan - Starcraft
    Bowser - Mario
    Marcus Fenix - Gears of War
    Megaman - Megaman
    Scorpion - Mortal Kombat
    Ganondorf - Legend of Zelda
    Geralt of Rivia - The Watcher
    Lara Croft - Tomb Raider
    Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid
    Alyx Vance - Half Life

    Brutal! Love it.

    I'm killing Ryu Hyabusa, simply because he was in a game that was a prevursor to the genre of punishing games that took way too much effort to beat, just like Dark Souls and related games.

    Also killing Rayman, because he has no arms or legs... WTF!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭SeantheMan


    Commander Shepard - Mass Effect
    Ezio Auditore De Firenze - Assassins Creed II
    Earthworm Jim - Earthworm Jim
    Pit - Kid Icarus
    Fargoth - TES: Morrowind
    Handsome Jack - Borderlands
    Rayman - Rayman
    Diddy Kong - Donkey Kong
    Urdnot Wrex - Mass Effect
    Ryu Hayabusa - Ninja Gaiden
    Spyro - Spyro
    Nathan Drake - Uncharted
    Deckard Cain - Diablo
    GLaDOS - Portal
    Vaas Montenegro - Far Cry 3
    Samus Aran - Metroid
    Princess LinkZelda - Legend of Zelda
    Sam Fisher - Splinter Cell
    Jack of Blades - Fable
    Rayne - Bloodrayne
    Cortana - Halo
    Sarah Kerrigan - Starcraft
    Bowser - Mario
    Marcus Fenix - Gears of War
    Megaman - Megaman
    Scorpion - Mortal Kombat
    Ganondorf - Legend of Zelda
    Geralt of Rivia - The Watcher
    Lara Croft - Tomb Raider
    Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid
    Alyx Vance - Half Life

    Brutal! Love it.

    I'm killing Ryu Hyabusa, simply because he was in a game that was a prevursor to the genre of punishing games that took way too much effort to beat, just like Dark Souls and related games.

    Also killing Rayman, because he has no arms or legs... WTF!

    Princess Zelda can go and die. No love for her at all.
    Marcus Fenix...he may have gotten more depth as the series went on...but originally he was basically mr.generic grunt to me.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,295 ✭✭✭Iseedeadpixels


    Commander Shepard - Mass Effect
    Ezio Auditore De Firenze - Assassins Creed II
    Earthworm Jim - Earthworm Jim
    Pit - Kid Icarus
    Fargoth - TES: Morrowind
    Handsome Jack - Borderlands
    Diddy Kong - Donkey Kong
    Urdnot Wrex - Mass Effect
    Spyro - Spyro
    Nathan Drake - Uncharted
    Deckard Cain - Diablo
    GLaDOS - Portal
    Vaas Montenegro - Far Cry 3
    Samus Aran - Metroid
    Jack of Blades - Fable
    Rayne - Bloodrayne
    Cortana - Halo
    Sarah Kerrigan - Starcraft
    Bowser - Mario
    Megaman - Megaman
    Scorpion - Mortal Kombat
    Ganondorf - Legend of Zelda
    Geralt of Rivia - The Watcher
    Lara Croft - Tomb Raider
    Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid
    Alyx Vance - Half Life

    Gway Cortana ye whinge.


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,707 ✭✭✭✭K.O.Kiki


    Commander Shepard - Mass Effect
    Ezio Auditore De Firenze - Assassins Creed II
    Earthworm Jim - Earthworm Jim
    Pit - Kid Icarus
    Fargoth - TES: Morrowind
    Handsome Jack - Borderlands
    Diddy Kong - Donkey Kong
    Urdnot Wrex - Mass Effect
    Spyro - Spyro
    Nathan Drake - Uncharted
    Deckard Cain - Diablo
    GLaDOS - Portal
    Vaas Montenegro - Far Cry 3
    Samus Aran - Metroid
    Jack of Blades - Fable
    Rayne - Bloodrayne
    Sarah Kerrigan - Starcraft
    Bowser - Mario
    Megaman - Megaman
    Scorpion - Mortal Kombat
    Geralt of Rivia - The Watcher
    Lara Croft - Tomb Raider
    Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid
    Alyx Vance - Half Life


    Nathan Drake, you're not an adventurer - you're a cold-blooded murderer.
    And your platforming is literally "find the 1 correct path and press X".
    Also you shout "whoa" too much.
    The best thing you've done is make Captain Walker (Spec Ops: The Line) look amazing, since he's you but with true moral degeneration.

    Lara Croft, you too. You used to be so cool, going around the world, finding treasure, killing dinosaurs.
    Now you're just Nathan Drake Lite, and you didn't even have the decency to keep your booty shorts or fantastic rack!

    Away with ye.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,234 ✭✭✭Mr Bloat


    Commander Shepard - Mass Effect
    Ezio Auditore De Firenze - Assassins Creed II
    Earthworm Jim - Earthworm Jim
    Pit - Kid Icarus
    Fargoth - TES: Morrowind
    Handsome Jack - Borderlands
    Diddy Kong - Donkey Kong
    Urdnot Wrex - Mass Effect
    Spyro - Spyro
    Deckard Cain - Diablo
    GLaDOS - Portal
    Vaas Montenegro - Far Cry 3
    Samus Aran - Metroid
    Jack of Blades - Fable
    Rayne - Bloodrayne
    Sarah Kerrigan - Starcraft
    Bowser - Mario
    Megaman - Megaman
    Scorpion - Mortal Kombat
    Geralt of Rivia - The Watcher
    Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid
    Alyx Vance - Half Life

    Deckard Cain "Stay a while and listen"? Eh no, feck off instead, old man.
    Rayne. It always annoyed me that BloodRayne was a rip off of Durham Red from 2000AD.


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Commander Shepard - Mass Effect
    Ezio Auditore De Firenze - Assassins Creed II
    Earthworm Jim - Earthworm Jim
    Pit - Kid Icarus
    Fargoth - TES: Morrowind
    Handsome Jack - Borderlands
    Diddy Kong - Donkey Kong
    Urdnot Wrex - Mass Effect
    Spyro - Spyro
    GLaDOS - Portal
    Vaas Montenegro - Far Cry 3
    Samus Aran - Metroid
    Jack of Blades - Fable
    Sarah Kerrigan - Starcraft
    Bowser - Mario
    Megaman - Megaman
    Scorpion - Mortal Kombat
    Geralt of Rivia - The Watcher
    Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid
    Alyx Vance - Half Life

    Diddy Kong? Bye bye. You were the more nimble of the characters in DKC, but somehow had less personality, and always seemed like a poorly conceived attempt at a cross between Donkey Kong and Bart Simpson.

    Spyro - Dead, dead, dead. The games were always shoddy compared to it's peers, even at the time.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    I always cringe when I see posts on Reddit that are like "This Spyro game NEEDS a Remaster!!!" it was like a game for 6 year olds.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭SeantheMan


    Star Lord wrote: »
    Commander Shepard - Mass Effect
    Ezio Auditore De Firenze - Assassins Creed II
    Earthworm Jim - Earthworm Jim
    Pit - Kid Icarus
    Fargoth - TES: Morrowind
    Handsome Jack - Borderlands
    Diddy Kong - Donkey Kong
    Urdnot Wrex - Mass Effect
    Spyro - Spyro
    GLaDOS - Portal
    Vaas Montenegro - Far Cry 3
    Samus Aran - Metroid
    Jack of Blades - Fable
    Sarah Kerrigan - Starcraft
    Bowser - Mario
    Megaman - Megaman
    Scorpion - Mortal Kombat
    Geralt of Rivia - The Watcher
    Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid
    Alyx Vance - Half Life

    Hey Bowser...Rawr rawr rawr Kidnap princess Rawr rawr rawr....get some personality...or not...just die ! thank you !, You're only still around because Mario will never evolve (story wise) or have a different end-boss than you.

    Earthworm Jim..the soil he did crawl. Amazing cartoon character...doesn't make for a great video game character. You don't belong in the company of some of these chars.
    If it was a Kill Your 90's cartoon chars thread...I'd be votin to keep you alive...but it's not...so go die with your ****e sidekick...what was his name...roger...or peter ? whatever...cya later ! :D


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 51,410 CMod ✭✭✭✭Retr0gamer


    More people need to play the Mario RPG games. The Mario characters are all hilarious in them.... except Mario.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    I've always found the Paper Mario games fairly hilarious. My missus was playing the Wii one at X-Mass one year, genuinely had me laughing aloud at points


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