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Expressions you love

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,115 ✭✭✭✭Nervous Wreck


    I really like "... like there's no tomorrow."

    Such a lovely phrase.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,471 ✭✭✭7 Seconds...


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Like a lawnmower :pac:
    or Like a chainsaw :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭jprboy


    I'll be there!

    There should be a Boards Naynagh-Show Beers

    I'll try to spot the mod !
    sligojoek wrote: »
    I wasn't at that show since I was about 15. Is anyone going to that music festival the week after. I was half thinking of going down

    This? Just noticed that it's STRICTLY OVER 18

    http://www.nenagh.ie/events/details/lilys-happy-days-festival

    Back on topic:

    I'm going for the messages - really annoyed the American bro in law !


  • Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,957 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    osarusan wrote: »
    Shitehawk


    A sad loss to the Irish vernacular.

    That's one I use daily :pac:

    My favourite is "If I'd a garden full of mickies I wouldn't let her look over the wall"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,214 ✭✭✭cbyrd


    It's far from your ar5e you won't sit on it, my nana's reply to complaints of injury when we were kids.

    That'll put a halt to your gallop.
    (again my nana .. To everything from injury to pregnancy)

    There's always an ar5e or an elbow on you.
    (said to someone who complains a lot.. again my nana .. )

    Neither a borrower nor lender be...

    Fool me once, shame on you
    Fool me twice, shame on me.

    I've loads more, when I remember them


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,208 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Like a lawnmower :pac:

    Up the middle and down the sides


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,387 ✭✭✭glynf


    I doubt it, said Croker.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,402 ✭✭✭Westernyelp


    I gave her a shot under the tail


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,402 ✭✭✭Westernyelp


    He was as drunk as forty cats


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    "You and whose army?" My favourite retort in secondary school when somebody would threaten to "hammer ten shades of shîte out of you". And it was always the midget fúckers - one with gelled spiky hair like Howard Jones and fast legs springs to mind! - who'd come out with the best retorts because they were so small they knew you couldn't really beat them into next week in good conscience


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,585 ✭✭✭jca


    One of my grandfather's ( a witty Dub) If brains were gunpowder he wouldn't have enough to blow his hat off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,112 ✭✭✭Mr.Wemmick


    That fella's so nosy, he'd look into yer mouth to see what yer eating.

    Am spitting feathers.. (for a cup of tea or a drink)

    Are you coming or going?

    Let that tea draw.. - my mother never stopped shouting that at us when we were growing up :D


  • Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Related to this one, e'er, no idea how to spell it, pronounced air anyway
    "Have you air a dog?"
    Anyone else no it and what it actually means?
    E'er (air): Ne'er (nare) = Any : None

    - Have you e'er a dog youssir? [Do you have any dog, my gentleman friend?]
    - ne'er a dog youssir, declare unto God [Upon my oath, good sir, I have no dog]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭jprboy


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Ger, do you remember a saying around Nebnagh years ago?

    Heard, (pronounced Hurd) I will.

    You might be thinking of something like the following which is an actual conversation I remember from Nenagh CBS in the early 80s:

    Seamus: Johnny, I hear you like The Clash.
    Johnny: Heard I didn't !! (i.e. I do like said band very much)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    "Jaysus, the smoke would blind you." = Has anybody got a fag?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,648 ✭✭✭Autochange


    When you catch someone trying to fool or get one over on you : I didnt come down on the bus from Cavan


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    jprboy wrote: »
    You might be thinking of something like the following which is an actual conversation I remember from Nenagh CBS in the early 80s:

    Seamus: Johnny, I hear you like The Clash.
    Johnny: Heard I didn't !! (i.e. I do like said band very much)
    yeah, It worked both ways.

    Do you want a pint?
    Heard I don't. (Of course I want a f*ckin pint)

    CBS 80s I got out of there with my life in '81.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 430 ✭✭bubbles o hara


    When I'm feeling sorry for myself, I still think of a quote my mother would use. " I cried because I had no shoes, until I saw a man who had no feet"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    E'er (air): Ne'er (nare) = Any : None

    - Have you e'er a dog youssir? [Do you have any dog, my gentleman friend?]
    - ne'er a dog youssir, declare unto God [Upon my oath, good sir, I have no dog]
    Joe Duffy: A ne'er do well robbed me walleh.

    One evening I was going into Nenagh for a few pints. I'd fallen off a motorbike the day before and was still wearing the torn jeans with the oilstains.

    My father took a look at me and said, "Have you ne'er a better britches than that to put on you".

    Another one of his was, "Turn down that scutterin' wireless. I can't hear me ears." That phrase was coined the night 2FM came on air for the first time.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Some of my many favourite expressions from the Irish:

    There's no geeks nor meeks out of him (said by my mother-in-law a couple of hours ago about the sleeping little leanbh in the pram), sometimes just shortened to 'There's no geeks out of him' (straight from the Irish, 'Níl gíog ná míog as')

    They were walking out with each other for many's the day (Bhídís ag siúl amach le chéile le fada an lá). Older people in Connacht would still describe a couple doing a line with each other/going steady/courting in English as 'walking out with each other'.

    Love the "in it" structure. Is it yourself that's in it/There were two of them in it, etc. Again, straight from the Irish Tusa atá ann/Bhí beirt acu ann, etc.


    The entire "on you/her/him" etc structure to convey:

    1. visual features - e.g. He has a fine head of hair on him, 'Bhí cúl breá gruaige air', etc, but of course when describing somebody's hair we describe them as a 'Fear Rua' (literally Red man in English), Buachaill bán (literally 'white boy' in English), fear liath (literally grey man in English), etc because there is obviously no need to mention hair as it's understood that you cannot be a red man, grey man, etc and that bán in this context means 'fair-haired' as it would be pointless to describe somebody's skin as white when everybody has the same skin colour. (A black-skinned person in Irish is 'duine gorm', blue person - because 'Fear Dubh' was obviously booked long ago by the devil! - while a white-skinned person in Irish is 'duine geal', not 'duine bán' which would, as you now know, mean a fair-haired person!)

    2. emotion. Lovely ways to describe somebody as being sad 'Bhí brón uirthi' (She was sad; literally 'There was sadness on her') or 'Bhí sí faoi bhrón' (She felt sad; literally 'She was under sadness'), Bhíodh áthas air (He used to be happy, literally 'There used to be happiness on him') Tháinig gruaim air (He became sad/gloomy; literally sadness/gloominess came on him) again conveys the weight of the emotion and the way emotions come on you.

    So many more...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Did you hear John Ryan is "Great with" Mary Kelly?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,922 ✭✭✭snowflaker


    Who lit the fuse on her tampon?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,705 ✭✭✭Mountainsandh


    "who pissed in your cornflakes ?" Mr M has a wealth of great Irish expressions. I hear that one occasionally when my morning grumpiness is severe. I secretly like it but I can't let on, 'cos I'm grumpy.

    He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
    or The lights are on, but there's nobody home.

    Here in co Waterford I hear a lot of people using "with" for duration, as in : "he's been here with a week". Or something like that. I like it, I think I've been told it's local anyway, and it's so wrong yet I hear many people, even youngsters using it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,213 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Did you hear John Ryan is "Great with" Mary Kelly?

    I heard they were 'stepping out' and doing a 'great line' they also say if she's looking for a 'trip up to the alter' she'll be waiting 'til the cows come home' as he's 'tipping' four times widow Teasie the tasty temptress, who as luck would have it entertains her gentlemen callers in the privacy of her parlour, so Mary Kelly will never find out. Rumour has it Mary Kelly is 'barking up the wrong tree' looking for husband material in John Ryan as the whole parish knows he been 'firing blanks' for years.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,731 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    "who pissed in your cornflakes ?" Mr M has a wealth of great Irish expressions. I hear that one occasionally when my morning grumpiness is severe. I secretly like it but I can't let on, 'cos I'm grumpy.

    He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
    or The lights are on, but there's nobody home.

    Here in co Waterford I hear a lot of people using "with" for duration, as in : "he's been here with a week". Or something like that. I like it, I think I've been told it's local anyway, and it's so wrong yet I hear many people, even youngsters using it.

    That's directly from Irish where 'le bliana' is literally 'with years' and means 'for years'. I've only ever heard it from Munster people.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Are Am Eye


    8a643cb3aadf15ebd59ee90bc48b929142e010af


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,289 ✭✭✭Padkir


    "Well the curse of f**k down on ya". When someone/something does something against you or you're really pissed off at them.


  • Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Some of my many favourite expressions from the Irish:

    There's no geeks nor meeks out of him (said by my mother-in-law a couple of hours ago about the sleeping little leanbh in the pram), sometimes just shortened to 'There's no geeks out of him' (straight from the Irish, 'Níl gíog ná míog as')
    'Miog' is one I haven't heard in years!

    My siblings and I were often told, growing up, that we weren't to let a miog/mig out of us, which seems to be a similar literal translation from the Irish, ná lig míog asaibh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 210 ✭✭kyeev


    If a neighbour was described as "looking very shook", said neighbour would be dead within the week.

    A few other ones:
    It was like herding cats.
    As sure as I'm standing here.
    God blast ya.
    Oh Diabhal (Irish for devil).
    Look at the cut of him.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 638 ✭✭✭Estrellita


    I actually use quite a lot of these sayings. Two more...


    "Gone like a fart in the wind"

    "Betwixt and between it all"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,434 ✭✭✭fepper


    'come on','ho,ho,ho,'come on',when farmers are moving cattle.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    Rough as a bear's arse


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,565 ✭✭✭K.Flyer


    Me gums are curlin' for a nice cup of tae!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,213 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    'She has a face on her like a dog chawing wasps'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    The wheel's still spinning but the hamster's dead.

    Apparently this is a Cornish expression that means I am very well: ''I'm brave''


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,585 ✭✭✭jca


    Some of my many favourite expressions from the Irish:

    There's no geeks nor meeks out of him (said by my mother-in-law a couple of hours ago about the sleeping little leanbh in the pram), sometimes just shortened to 'There's no geeks out of him' (straight from the Irish, 'Níl gíog ná míog as')

    They were walking out with each other for many's the day (Bhídís ag siúl amach le chéile le fada an lá). Older people in Connacht would still describe a couple doing a line with each other/going steady/courting in English as 'walking out with each other'.

    Love the "in it" structure. Is it yourself that's in it/There were two of them in it, etc. Again, straight from the Irish Tusa atá ann/Bhí beirt acu ann, etc.


    The entire "on you/her/him" etc structure to convey:

    1. visual features - e.g. He has a fine head of hair on him, 'Bhí cúl breá gruaige air', etc, but of course when describing somebody's hair we describe them as a 'Fear Rua' (literally Red man in English), Buachaill bán (literally 'white boy' in English), fear liath (literally grey man in English), etc because there is obviously no need to mention hair as it's understood that you cannot be a red man, grey man, etc and that bán in this context means 'fair-haired' as it would be pointless to describe somebody's skin as white when everybody has the same skin colour. (A black-skinned person in Irish is 'duine gorm', blue person - because 'Fear Dubh' was obviously booked long ago by the devil! - while a white-skinned person in Irish is 'duine geal', not 'duine bán' which would, as you now know, mean a fair-haired person!)

    2. emotion. Lovely ways to describe somebody as being sad 'Bhí brón uirthi' (She was sad; literally 'There was sadness on her') or 'Bhí sí faoi bhrón' (She felt sad; literally 'She was under sadness'), Bhíodh áthas air (He used to be happy, literally 'There used to be happiness on him') Tháinig gruaim air (He became sad/gloomy; literally sadness/gloominess came on him) again conveys the weight of the emotion and the way emotions come on you.

    So many more...

    Jesus I could smell the chalk and hear the duster flying towards me as I daydreamed about going home...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭foxy farmer


    Up she flew and the cock flattened her.

    "Now" says she and she threw her wooden leg high up into the air.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 557 ✭✭✭Etc


    For the vein among us

    "If he was a bar of chocolate he'd eat himself"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,283 ✭✭✭...And Justice


    "She'd eat cóck off a conveyor belt "


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 558 ✭✭✭Biggest lickspittle on boardz


    "Well heavens to Betsy!" is an underappreciated classic.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,402 ✭✭✭Westernyelp


    "She'd eat cóck off a conveyor belt "

    She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,369 ✭✭✭Thephantomsmask


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    The wren, the wren, the king of all birds
    St Stephen's day was caught in the furze
    Up with the kettle and down with the pan
    Will you give me a penny to bury the wren?
    If you haven't a penny a ha'penny will do
    If you haven't a ha'penny, God bless you.

    I chased the wren from rock to rock
    I chased him into a public shop
    I dipped his nose in a bottle of beer and
    I wish you all a Happy New Year

    Myself and my sister used to do "The Wren" years ago on St Stephens day and this was what we said. I don't think it's done anymore.

    Still a big day out for the wren in Dingle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    I will yeah. Meaning you absolutely will not.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 196 ✭✭alberto67


    Not the brightest bulb on the tree.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 580 ✭✭✭waffleman


    You're ridin the donkey too near the tail now.

    If thats the worst that happens ye from now to you're 90 wont you be lucky.

    Often in error never in doubt.

    I dont care if it rains bullets you're goin.

    You'll not rust.

    It's a poor dog that's not worth the whistlin.

    He hasn't the hands to bless himself.

    I forgot more than ye ever learned youngfla.

    I'll half ye in 3.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,725 ✭✭✭✭blueser


    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    'She has a face on her like a dog chawing wasps'
    The more popular version has "bulldog" instead.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 571 ✭✭✭divillybit


    The old fella living besides my homeplace once asked me was I 'swapping spit' or 'tupping' any young wan... we'd have these coversations! Had heard the latter phase but not the former.. thought it was a good one... Now I better head off out for a few beers.. never know, might get the shift or the 'tup' if I'm lucky! ��


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    blueser wrote: »
    The more popular version has "bulldog" instead.
    A face like a bulldog licking pi$$ off a nettle.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    A friend of mine use to always say "it was good skit" meaning good fun.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,834 ✭✭✭OOnegative


    "It's a fret to man", a man I used to work with years ago used to use this expression all the time, not a clue what it really means but it has always stuck with me.


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