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what would happen if suddenly there was no males ,only females

  • 05-08-2017 8:29pm
    #1
    badabing106
    Registered Users Posts: 1,450 ✭✭✭badabing106


    and society had to be reorganized. Making new babies ( only female ) is not a problem due to medical advancements. what would the world look a generation from now? would it be much different? Would there be less wars?


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  • #2
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    What???


  • #3
    munster87
    Registered Users Posts: 4,312 ✭✭✭munster87


    Everything in the world would be washed and ironed and there would be a fine supply of sandwiches


  • #4
    Barry Badrinath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    Vagiclean...aisle 5, price check on Vagiclean.

    Weve got a full on fallopian fungus and i think its sourdoigh.

    Better put a rush on that.


  • #5
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Brett Purple Cheesecake wrote: »
    What???

    In fairness, far from the worst AH thread. Might be more suited to humanities, but could be interesting.


  • #6
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    badabing106 wrote: »
    and society had to be reorganized. Making new babies ( only female ) is not a problem due to medical advancements. what would the world look a generation from now? would it be much different? Would there be less wars?

    The wars would be much much worse and over very trivial things


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  • #7
    Sam Kade
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,313 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    I wonder would it stop people starting stupid threads?


  • #8
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    No males


    I might have missed something. What exactly are you going to make new humans from

    And are none of the new ones going to be males.


  • #9
    Tom Mann Centuria
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,079 ✭✭✭✭Tom Mann Centuria


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    No males


    I might have missed something. What exactly are you going to make new humans from

    And are none of the new ones going to be males.

    They go for veal.

    Oh well, give me an easy life and a peaceful death.



  • #10
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Duracell's share price would soar.


    Sorry, only got an AH's reply on me at the mo.


  • #11
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    There would be fewer road deaths. Also, you'd be able to make minor factual inaccuracies on the internet without anyone immediately jumping in and saying "well, actually..."


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  • #12
    Taxburden carrier
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 557 ✭✭✭Taxburden carrier


    Offside rule would be scrapped!


  • #13
    Junkyard Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    Scatter cushions and scented candles everywhere.


  • #14
    buried
    Registered Users Posts: 9,841 ✭✭✭buried


    Less wars over politics.

    More wars over shoes.

    "You have disgraced yourselves again" - W. B. Yeats



  • #15
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    badabing106 wrote: »
    Making new babies ( only female ) is not a problem due to medical advancements.
    Women only know about knitting and clothes and shoes. The don't do science stuff.


  • #16
    Gmol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,281 ✭✭✭Gmol


    buried wrote: »
    Less wars over politics.

    More wars over shoes.

    World war shoe?


  • #17
    Arghus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,661 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    Sales of red wine would be unaffected.


  • #18
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Glass ceilings would be replaced under new planning laws.


  • #19
    jcon1913
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 803 ✭✭✭jcon1913


    No sports on TV. More Corrie, Eastenders, Dont tell the Bride. More interiors shows.

    No elections - all that arguing isnt nice. New taoisigh by acclaim


  • #20
    housetypeb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,195 ✭✭✭housetypeb


    Toilet seat will always be down.


  • #21
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    jcon1913 wrote: »
    No sports on TV. More Corrie, Eastenders, Dont tell the Bride. More interiors shows.

    No elections - all that arguing isnt nice. New taoisigh by acclaim

    Might require a format change though.


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  • #22
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    It happened five years ago.....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcMd1F1acSo


  • #23
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Jewish mothers and Irish Mammies would be bereft.


  • #24
    LadyMacBeth_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    Strap on sales sky rocket too.

    Fewer people getting lost as they actually ask for directions.

    Toilet seats permanently down.

    Menstruation holidays to be introduced.


  • #25
    hairyslug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,595 ✭✭✭hairyslug


    The queues for toilets would be mental


  • #26
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,663 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Watching Raising Gazorpazrop, have we?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #27
    Jimbob1977
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,239 ✭✭✭Jimbob1977


    Nagging related deaths would plummet

    There would be less jealousy as there wouldn't be any men to impress


  • #28
    Grayson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,325 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    jcon1913 wrote: »
    No sports on TV. More Corrie, Eastenders, Dont tell the Bride. More interiors shows.

    No elections - all that arguing isnt nice. New taoisigh by acclaim

    There's still be sports. Just loads of womens sports. I think rugby and US football would go. There would probably still be soccer and definitely athletics.


  • #29
    wexandproud
    Registered Users Posts: 1,063 ✭✭✭wexandproud


    LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »
    Strap on sales sky rocket too.

    Fewer people getting lost as they actually ask for directions.

    Toilet seats permanently down.

    Menstruation holidays to be introduced.
    only problem is there would be no one to ask for directions as their would be no men


  • #30
    alchemist33
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,969 ✭✭✭✭alchemist33


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    The wars would be much much worse and over very trivial things

    The wars would mostly involve countries ignoring each other or telling one country that another country said something mean about it.


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  • #31
    Needles73
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 598 ✭✭✭Needles73


    There wouldn't be a decent bridge built or tarmac laid for years.....


  • #32
    Ken.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    https://twitter.com/itswillyferrell/status/517495694463369217?lang=en


  • #33
    hairyslug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,595 ✭✭✭hairyslug


    alchemist33 wrote: »
    The wars would mostly involve countries ignoring each other or telling one country that another country said something mean about it.

    Or it wasn't what they said, it was the tone they said it in


  • #34
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Jimbob1977 wrote: »

    There would be less jealousy as there wouldn't be any men to impress

    You poor innocent b@stard, do you really think they do anything to impress men? :pac::p


  • #35
    jbt123
    Registered Users Posts: 861 ✭✭✭jbt123


    There would be no bins put out for collection.


  • #36
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    More scissoring and scissoring related injuries.


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  • #37
    jcon1913
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 803 ✭✭✭jcon1913


    jbt123 wrote: »
    There would be no bins put out for collection.

    Dont you mean nobody would ever forget to put them out


  • #38
    alberto67
    Registered Users Posts: 196 ✭✭alberto67


    Same sex marriage industry would develop fairly well.


  • #39
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    alberto67 wrote: »
    Same sex marriage industry would develop fairly well.

    It'd still be banned in Northern Ireland! :pac:


  • #40
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    jbt123 wrote: »
    There would be no bins put out for collection.

    Or hedges cut, gutters cleaned, or cars washed.


  • #41
    XsApollo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,495 ✭✭✭XsApollo


    Instead of the evil staypuff man in ghostbusters , it would of been a huge messy tampon with legs


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  • #42
    L'prof
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,042 ✭✭✭✭L'prof


    Gender pay equality finally achieved


  • #43
    Charles Babbage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,913 ✭✭✭Charles Babbage


    If all men disappeared there would be power cuts.


  • #44
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,715 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Mice and spiders would be rampant in houses


  • #45
    buried
    Registered Users Posts: 9,841 ✭✭✭buried


    Jesus Wept wrote: »
    More scissoring and scissoring related injuries.

    All Hospitals run by the Order of The Holy Scissor Sister's

    "You have disgraced yourselves again" - W. B. Yeats



  • #46
    AnGaelach
    Registered Users Posts: 1,533 ✭✭✭AnGaelach


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    The wars would be much much worse and over very trivial things

    They would only last a few days every month though.


  • #47
    The Orb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 600 ✭✭✭The Orb


    Porn with storylines or something


  • #48
    maudgonner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Chocolate would be 0% rated for VAT.


  • #49
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 40,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    There would be chaos in every car park!


  • #50
    Ken.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    So, who of our fine minnions is going to be brave enough to start the counter thread to this?


  • #51
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Conspectus wrote: »
    So, who of our fine minnions is going to be brave enough to start the counter thread to this?

    Not me. Personally, I don't want to think of a world without women!


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