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what would happen if suddenly there was no males ,only females

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  • #152
    jcon1913
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 803 ✭✭✭jcon1913


    Oulfellas pubs would disappear, as would bookies.

    But we'd have a branch of Avoca in every town in Ireland.


  • #153
    fancy pigeon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,865 ✭✭✭fancy pigeon


    Parallel parking would be outlawed
    Shopping would have to be brought in by themselves


  • #154
    Carson Odd Registration
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Carson Odd Registration


    B0jangles wrote: »
    If this thread is any guide, there might be 50% fewer humans, but there'd be about 90% fewer assholes.
    Of course women can't be mechanics, what would a woman know about cars. Ha ha ha. Go make me a sandwich. Hey is there a man around i can talk to about my car.

    Has anyone noticed there's no female mechanics around? Must be cos they're sh1t. The world would collapse with females only. Definitely.


  • #155
    B0jangles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,951 ✭✭✭B0jangles


    bluewolf wrote: »
    Of course women can't be mechanics, what would a woman know about cars. Ha ha ha. Go make me a sandwich. Hey is there a man around i can talk to about my car.

    Has anyone noticed there's no female mechanics around? Must be cos they're sh1t. The world would collapse with females only. Definitely.

    'That time of the month' eh?

    Watch out for bears, I hear they go after females when that happens.

    #rational #logic


  • #156
    Tell me how
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,972 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    I'm curious why they think there are so few female mechanics?


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  • #157
    Sin City
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭Sin City


    Women would starve as they would have no one to open up the jars


  • #158
    team_actimel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 785 ✭✭✭team_actimel


    Aptitude tests aplenty to determine which women should start/change careers into the previously male-dominated industries.

    More effort made to attract romantic interests as women are known to be pickier.

    A sharp decline in the number of assaults and being mauled/grabbed on nights out.


  • #159
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    team_actimel wrote: »
    More effort made to attract romantic interests as women are known to be pickier.

    All women to become gay?!?


  • #160
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    There's a pretty cool comic series about this, called 'Y - The Last Man'. It's about a future society in which all male creatures - humans, animals, etc - have died except for one guy. I don't read many comics but I thought that one was pretty darn good.

    Think they're turning it into a TV show as well, riding on the coat tails of the like of Preacher/The Strain/Walking Dead.


  • #161
    A Little Pony
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,875 ✭✭✭A Little Pony


    I have always found that men make better food than women, so I think it's a bit of a myth when it comes to food. But child care would fall apart. Most men don't have a clue and I think it should be left up to women to look after children.


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  • #162
    Carson Odd Registration
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Carson Odd Registration


    A Little Pony wrote: »
    I have always found that men make better food than women, so I think it's a bit of a myth when it comes to food. But child care would fall apart. Most men don't have a clue and I think it should be left up to women to look after children.

    That's pretty insulting to men. Plenty of fine capable fathers out there.


  • #163
    Permabear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 39,022 ✭✭✭✭Permabear


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  • #164
    Pat Mustard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    The Humphead Wrasse is a fish which is a protogynous hermaphrodite, meaning that some of the females become males.

    250px-Humphead_wrasse_melb_aquarium.jpg

    In a world without men, would humans evolve eventually, to the extent that some of the population would become men, naturally?


  • #165
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,269 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Bear Grylls' The Island did a similar experiment and the women fell to pieces. If not for intervention from the medical teams, they'd have starved.


  • #166
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    Free up a lot of court and hospital hours anyway without men around to murder and assault each other. But all that spare time would realistically be spent queueing for the toilet.


  • #167
    team_actimel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 785 ✭✭✭team_actimel


    Sleepy wrote: »
    Bear Grylls' The Island did a similar experiment and the women fell to pieces. If not for intervention from the medical teams, they'd have starved.

    I wouldn't go by a reality show, that isn't proper survival. They would have known there'd be help if needed.


  • #168
    jcon1913
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 803 ✭✭✭jcon1913


    A whole new category of goods in shops described as "that lovely candleholder we saw in Una's house at Christmas, soooo classy"

    Old categories like"handy box to hold stuff in like screws and other bits and bobs" would disappear.


  • #169
    A Little Pony
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,875 ✭✭✭A Little Pony


    team_actimel wrote: »
    Sleepy wrote: »
    Bear Grylls' The Island did a similar experiment and the women fell to pieces. If not for intervention from the medical teams, they'd have starved.

    I wouldn't go by a reality show, that isn't proper survival. They would have known there'd be help if needed.
    It was pretty close to the real thing. Literally go days without food and water on that show before medics called in.


  • #170
    LadyMacBeth_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUwZ5Yo3Urg


    Very amusing film :p


  • #171
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,241 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-79711/We-create-babies-men-claim-scientists.html


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  • #172
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,241 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    bluewolf wrote: »
    That's pretty insulting to men. Plenty of fine capable fathers out there.

    My greatest fear as someone who wants to be a father. I fear as an Adult, I may not be able to adequately care for a child without my Wife.


  • #173
    Permabear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 39,022 ✭✭✭✭Permabear


    This post has been deleted.


  • #174
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    L.Jenkins wrote: »
    My greatest fear as someone who wants to be a father. I fear as an Adult, I may not be able to adequately care for a child without my Wife.

    It's not as bad as people make it out. Think of all the men and women who've done it before you. You'll be amazing as long as you care about the child, feed them and love them and they'll thrive.

    My husband sometimes forgets to feed them :o


  • #175
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,241 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Permabear wrote: »
    This post had been deleted.
    PandaPoo wrote: »
    It's not as bad as people make it out. Think of all the men and women who've done it before you. You'll be amazing as long as you care about the child, feed them and love them and they'll thrive.

    My husband sometimes forgets to feed them :o

    Thank you both for the vote of confidence.


  • #176
    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    They'd all be living in the dark ages within six months.


  • #177
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    Outlaw Pete wrote: »
    They'd all be living in the dark ages within six months.

    At least there would be no more faking orgasms :P


  • #178
    Pero_Bueno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 502 ✭✭✭Pero_Bueno


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    Vagiclean...aisle 5, price check on Vagiclean.

    Weve got a full on fallopian fungus and i think its sourdoigh.

    Better put a rush on that.

    Hey big guy !
    You hear the news ? - My son Billy got the lead in the high school musical !


  • #179
    badabing106
    Registered Users Posts: 1,450 ✭✭✭badabing106


    Adele and Taylor swift would get severe writers block

    Staring at bewbs would go out of fashion


  • #180
    Shurimgreat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,133 ✭✭✭Shurimgreat


    A lot of miserable old Spinsters is my guess, sort of the opposite to all the bachelor farmers in rural Ireland.


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  • #181
    XsApollo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,495 ✭✭✭XsApollo


    They would still have to choose who would stay home and watch the kids.
    Then it would be Same Gender Inequality , I work harder than you female vs female, why do I always end up washing the dishes or cleaning the house crap , except they couldn’t play the Gender card anymore.
    Having to come up with a new word for that would be the main issues of having no males.


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