Liverpool FC Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours 2017/2018

Turtyturd

Vicxas wrote: »

Arsenal seem to have the same problem as last year.

Nice to see we're not the only ones.

Wenger?

Vicxas

According to Joyce Barca have given us until tomorrow evening to accept the Coutinho bid or they'll withdraw.


Whatever will we do....

Nice to see Arsenal haven't changed.

Turtyturd

Must try that tactic with the kids.

'Eat those vegetables you don't want to eat or I'll take them off you.'

rossie1977

mosstin wrote: »

Arsenal still a goal down. Think lots of teams will drop points they shouldn't this season - worryingly, United look like the team best equipped to grind out wins when they're not at their best.

Impossible to tell this early. Remember Man Utd won their first 3 league games comfortably last season and city won their first six.

Arsenal have problems though that's clear with the fans clearly not behind the manager the big one. Chelsea too have problems.

For all the s*it being written about Liverpool had it not been for an offside goal in injury time it would be 3 wins out of 3.

super_furry

Vicxas wrote: »

According to Joyce Barca have given us until tomorrow evening to accept the Coutinho bid or they'll withdraw.


Whatever will we do....

It's genius. 'You know that bid you told us not to make and dismissed out of hand? Well if you don't accept it by Sunday, we're withdrawing it. Honest'

Good to know there's a club worse at negotiating transfers than us. I'm looking forward to the Barcelona apology next.

Harry Palmr

Paul Joyce reports that Barcelona are giving Liverpool one more chance to sell them Coutinho!

corwill

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Paul Joyce reports that Barcelona are giving Liverpool one more chance to sell them Coutinho!

Mighty big of them. Gents.

NukaCola

Joyce also said Lallana is likely to be out until December!! Huge blow if accurate.

Knex*

Do we need to fly a plane of Camp Nou saying, "Kindly feck off", or what's the craic

NukaCola

Still probably haven't paid what they owe us for Suarez........

Turtyturd

Does that mean he'll be fit for next week?

Harry Palmr

NukaCola wrote: »

Joyce also said Lallana is likely to be out until December!! Huge blow if accurate.

Yep, that alone is reason enough to buy another tricky AM.

Turtyturd

corwill wrote: »

Mighty big of them. Gents.

Would love a statement from the club saying 'We'd appreciate it if you withdrew it now.'

ThunbergsAreGo

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Paul Joyce reports that Barcelona are giving Liverpool one more chance to sell them Coutinho!

We better accept quick

Osmosis Jones

Last on MOTD tonight, can't really complain.

NukaCola

Turtyturd wrote: »

Does that mean he'll be fit for next week?

Transfer-itis can be tricky to overcome.....you need to close all the windows before you get over it, especially the transfer window.....he'll feel grand after that...

NukaCola

Umtiti has a 50M release clause.....just do what PSG done with Neymar when Barca were sniffing round Veratti, activate Umtiti's release clause for a laugh.....worth it for the name alone tbh, he may even be a decent CB....

Turtyturd

NukaCola wrote: »

Transfer-itis can be tricky to overcome.....you need to close all the windows before you get over it, especially the transfer window.....he'll feel grand after that...

Interesting to see if it gets a reaction from Coutinho or his camp. Everyone should just ignore him til Monday morning.

Ardent

Osmosis Jones wrote: »

Last on MOTD tonight, can't really complain.

It was a brutal game until the last 20 minutes

mosstin

NukaCola wrote: »

Joyce also said Lallana is likely to be out until December!! Huge blow if accurate.

Jaysus, another poster advocating a 69. What's got into this thread today?

Vicxas

mosstin wrote: »

Jaysus, another poster advocating a 69. What's got into this thread today?

Heh, 69

Knex*

mosstin wrote: »

Jaysus, another poster advocating a 69. What's got into this thread today?

I thought he was sayin' that Lallana has a coke habit.

Buford T. Justice XIX

looking at the match today I realised we had two very lucky escapes.

One was not signing Scott Dann despite clamouring from many that he was the CB we needed a few years back.

The second was in not signing De Boer as manager a few years back, that Palace team was pretty dire and offered no threat in comparison to the last number of games we had against them. I'll be surprised if he gets to Christmas, tbh.

redzerdrog

Have seen people criticise Klopp's use of substitution quite a lot, granted it mostly from people clutching to any stick to try beat klopp with though. I think he deserves credit for today's subs and he got them pretty spot on and really changed the game in our favour

Kerrigooney

NukaCola wrote: »

Umtiti has a 50M release clause.....just do what PSG done with Neymar when Barca were sniffing round Veratti, activate Umtiti's release clause for a laugh.....worth it for the name alone tbh, he may even be a decent CB....

I think our defence is well stocked with tits already.

noodler

redzerdrog wrote: »

Have seen people criticise Klopp's use of substitution quite a lot, granted it mostly from people clutching to any stick to try beat klopp with though. I think he deserves credit for today's subs and he got them pretty spot on and really changed the game in our favour

He actually made them before the 80th minute today!

Kerrigooney

redzerdrog wrote: »

Have seen people criticise Klopp's use of substitution quite a lot, granted it mostly from people clutching to any stick to try beat klopp with though. I think he deserves credit for today's subs and he got them pretty spot on and really changed the game in our favour

I don't think that's it. He does make some mind boggling substitutions. He got it spot on today though.

larrymiller

Be interesting to see what kind of reception Philly will get off the fans if he's not sold

noodler

larrymiller wrote: »

Be interesting to see what kind of reception Philly will get off the fans if he's not sold

Boos until first goal or significant contribution.

Turtyturd

Kerrigooney wrote: »

I don't think that's it. He does make some mind boggling substitutions. He got it spot on today though.

Got the subs right but the starting line up wrong with Daniel.

One_Of_Shanks

Vicxas wrote: »

According to Joyce Barca have given us until tomorrow evening to accept the Coutinho bid or they'll withdraw.

Fair play to Barca. They tried all the modern methods such as add ons and instalments.

So now they're going old school, and using the withdrawal method.

J Mysterio

Keita played a full game for Leipzig today, got carded. They lost 2-0 away to Schalke. Peter Gulasci in goal for Leipzig!

super_furry

One_Of_Shanks wrote: »

Fair play to Barca. They tried all the modern methods such as add ons and instalments.

So now they're going old school, and using the withdrawal method.

It'll be the rhythm method next. Come back every transfer window and still get fcuked.

J Mysterio

larrymiller wrote: »

Be interesting to see what kind of reception Philly will get off the fans if he's not sold

He's dead to the fans to be fair. Fair play to Keita for honouring his obligations.

Lets sell Coutinho amd put in an offer Leipzig can't refuse.

Can't imagine fans having much issue with him if he puts in a shift if he plays again for us.

Him & lallana are badly missed.

Vicxas

Augeo wrote: »

Can't imagine fans having much issue with him if he puts in a shift if he plays again for us.

Him & lallana are badly missed.

Lallana especially

Kerrigooney

Turtyturd wrote: »

Got the subs right but the starting line up wrong with Daniel.

For sure and it was the subs I was talking about. I mightn't have made that clear enough.

Agent Coulson

Barca have signed the guy with the bad toe nails.

Kerrigooney

Augeo wrote: »

Can't imagine fans having much issue with him if he puts in a shift if he plays again for us.

Him & lallana are badly missed.

Yep. I'd say it'll be forgotten in no time by the vast majority.

Not me though...I'm deadly at holding a grudge.

Kerrigooney

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Barca have signed the guy with the bad toe nails.

I hope his feet fall off.

Buford T. Justice XIX

J Mysterio wrote: »

He's dead to the fans to be fair. Fair play to Keita for honouring his obligations.

Lets sell Coutinho amd put in an offer Leipzig can't refuse.

Barca have signed Seri so they will have no appetite (or money for Coutinho AND Dembele) to buy another midfielder.

corwill

Buford T. Justice V wrote: »

Barca have signed Seri so they will have no appetite (or money for Coutinho AND Dembele) to buy another midfielder.

They're being linked with Di Maria, as well.

Agent Coulson

Hey Seri is Coutinho joining Barca?

Buford T. Justice XIX

corwill wrote: »

They're being linked with Di Maria, as well.

His star is falling rapidly since his heyday in RM.

Harry Palmr

corwill wrote: »

They're being linked with Di Maria, as well.

Seri and Di Maria - Luxury Playrs R Us.

Speaking of luxury - Surely Solanke has to be the better option for leading the line than Sturridge. He simply can't move much beyond a moderate burst of a quick jog before he becomes temporarily gassed. Obviously the alternative is to change formations and go for the diamond with Salah and Mane ahead of Firmino or Coutinho should he ever come out of his room again.

One_Of_Shanks

Buford T. Justice V wrote: »

Barca have signed Seri so they will have no appetite (or money for Coutinho AND Dembele) to buy another midfielder.

Have they actually signed him?

Or is it just rumours?

Buford T. Justice XIX

Agent Coulson wrote: »

https://twitter.com/GuillemBalague/status/898991591448129536

One_Of_Shanks wrote: »

Have they actually signed him?

Or is it just rumours?

Link above to Coulsons post in the transfer thread.

It's on twitter so it must be true:pac:

Agent Coulson

Clean sheet for the season opening match at Anfield!

https://twitter.com/Linda_Pizzuti/status/898940271735562240

One_Of_Shanks

Buford T. Justice V wrote: »

Link above to Coulsons post in the transfer thread.

It's on twitter so it must be true:pac:

So we're putting our hopes on the shoulders of Balague and Agent Coulson.

Two fairly shady characters.