Property Porn

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seachto7 wrote: »

Nice space but looks like walking into a digital marketing agency, not a home...

The chairs are horrible.

I was thinking similar, the colours look like their from some kind of Snapchat filter.
It's gorgeous, but I'd have a headache after a night in there I'd say.

sabat

LaChatteGitane wrote: »

The ultimate for me, especially the outside.

https://www.green-acres.fr/fr/properties/31487a-as3-2938.htm

I'm almost certain I've seen that house before-does it belong to a celebrity?

gerrybbadd wrote: »

This is lovely

https://www.daft.ie/dublin/apartments-for-sale/drumcondra/loft-2-the-grainstore-distillery-loft-drumcondra-dublin-1744365/#virtual-tour

I reckon you could get it for about €600k. The market for apartments at that price point is thin anywhere in Dublin-in that area it's non-existent.

fxotoole

Anyone else offended by the thread title?

Ubbquittious

sabat wrote: »

I'm almost certain I've seen that house before-does it belong to a celebrity?



I reckon you could get it for about €600k. The market for apartments at that price point is thin anywhere in Dublin-in that area it's non-existent.

A fecking solar panel hanging on the wall in the middle of the room. Srsly?

Boscoirl

Gym/Music Area? Whiskey Bar?

ohnonotgmail

fxotoole wrote: »

Anyone else offended by the thread title?

Nope

RhubarbCrumble

fxotoole wrote: »

Anyone else offended by the thread title?

No.

Jim Bob Scratcher

People are so easily offended these days.

LirW

That apartment is clearly a Bachelor's gaff. I don't find it bad, add a balcony and I'd move in there any day over a semi D in leafy subdub.
At least it would have the perfect display for my million houseplants that probably get more love and attention than my kids :pac:

LaChatteGitane

sabat wrote: »

I'm almost certain I've seen that house before-does it belong to a celebrity?

I wouldn't be in the know. It just came up when I was drooling over properties in France.

fxotoole

fxotoole wrote: »

Anyone else offended by the thread title?

No, are you?
If so, why?

Rfrip

sabat wrote: »

I'm almost certain I've seen that house before-does it belong to a celebrity?



I reckon you could get it for about €600k. The market for apartments at that price point is thin anywhere in Dublin-in that area it's non-existent.

Was it owned by an artist...I’m going to say Picasso but I know I’m wrong!! I’ve deffo seen it before too

fxotoole

fxotoole wrote: »

Anyone else offended by the thread title?

Not at all. I think ts perfectly named

Porn, its supposed to incite excitement, arousement. These properties have that effect on us property lovers, ya dig?

.

LirW

LirW wrote: »

That apartment is clearly a Bachelor's gaff. I don't find it bad, add a balcony and I'd move in there any day over a semi D in leafy subdub.
At least it would have the perfect display for my million houseplants that probably get more love and attention than my kids :pac:

I also love that big fat squishy looking leather Chesterfield sofa

delly

Gloomtastic! wrote: »

Ooh err Missus!! :P

https://www.myhome.ie/residential/brochure/the-beach-haus-coast-road-bettystown-co-meath-a92-a2f4/4255786

Interesting to see this up for sale, it really is a nice house. Funnily enough it was only finished in the last few years, so current owners haven't stayed too long. It was a concrete shell for 4 or 5 years, with a crane left onsite swinging in the wind. I can only assume the original owner was a victim of the crash.

Gloomtastic!

delly wrote: »

Interesting to see this up for sale, it really is a nice house. Funnily enough it was only finished in the last few years, so current owners haven't stayed too long. It was a concrete shell for 4 or 5 years, with a crane left onsite swinging in the wind. I can only assume the original owner was a victim of the crash.

You’d need a pretty thorough survey done. All sorts of problems buried there.....

Graces7

http://www.daft.ie/kerry/houses-for-sale/kenmare/the-hollies-rossmore-island-tahilla-sneem-kenmare-kerry-1731418/#img=25

Would love the wee garage- house... Over the house I mean, for me but luxurious certainly...

delly

Gloomtastic! wrote: »

You’d need a pretty thorough survey done. All sorts of problems buried there.....

Yeah, I've no idea what effect that would have. If you look on Google Streetview, you can still see its shell state.

Alkers

Graces7 wrote:

Would love the wee garage- house... Over the house I mean, for me but luxurious certainly...

Have they photoshopped in the flames in both the fireplaces?

Graces7

fxotoole wrote: »

Anyone else offended by the thread title?

Actually,yes. Been avoiding it for that reason

Carry

This is a beauty, though not for sale but a restauration project:

http://05am.com/en/projecte/house-refurbishment-of-a-maison-a-colombages/

An old half-timbered house in Paris with contemporary interior. I love old houses, but I do like all mod cons as well. They did a great job.

I'm not into city living, but this one (and Paris) would convince me otherwise.

Gloomtastic!

Simona1986 wrote: »

Have they photoshopped in the flames in both the fireplaces?

If you look at the majority of property listings, all the fireplaces are ‘live’. These are all photoshopped in.

Username here

Graces7 wrote: »

Actually,yes. Been avoiding it for that reason

Looks like you're not avoiding it hard enough.

That is a very unusual house you posted Carry. Are they beds in the second picture?

Carry

Deleted User wrote: »

That is a very unusual house you posted Carry. Are they beds in the second picture?

In the second picture? Eh no, this is the living room with a wide fireplace and two sofas.
The two colourful rooms with alcoves have children's beds (pic 12 and 13).
Apparently it's owned by a family with two small kids and I guess that they tidied up for the architectural photos. With two kids it wouldn't look so neat and clean. Or they took the pictures before they properly moved in.

Yes, it's very unusual, it's the kind of house you would find in Normandy, not in Paris.

I once stayed in a similar house somewhere in Normandy, but that was from the 1500s (!), all wonky and askew but immensely atmospheric and inside with a gorgeous laissez-faire and yet elegant style as only the French manage to do.

Carry

Username here wrote: »

Looks like you're not avoiding it hard enough.

That's always the problem with porn, innit?

BattleCorp

Carry wrote: »

This is a beauty, though not for sale but a restauration project:

http://05am.com/en/projecte/house-refurbishment-of-a-maison-a-colombages/

An old half-timbered house in Paris with contemporary interior. I love old houses, but I do like all mod cons as well. They did a great job.

I'm not into city living, but this one (and Paris) would convince me otherwise.

Lovely on the outside, too sterile and hospital like on the inside. Could be easily remedied all the same.

Carry

Carry wrote: »

In the second picture? Eh no, this is the living room with a wide fireplace and two sofas.
The two colourful rooms with alcoves have children's beds (pic 12 and 13).
Apparently it's owned by a family with two small kids and I guess that they tidied up for the architectural photos. With two kids it wouldn't look so neat and clean. Or they took the pictures before they properly moved in.

Yes, it's very unusual, it's the kind of house you would find in Normandy, not in Paris.

I once stayed in a similar house somewhere in Normandy, but that was from the 1500s (!), all wonky and askew but immensely atmospheric and inside with a gorgeous laissez-faire and yet elegant style as only the French manage to do.

Ah yes thats right. I was looking at the pics on my phone last to first. I can get a better sense of the place on the laptop. It´s beautiful but it reminds me of something almost sinister. Those little beds in the alcoves give the creeps.


I love how houses and interiors can create such different opinions and feelings in us

Graces7

Username here wrote: »

Looks like you're not avoiding it hard enough.

I came in peace to give. That is all... found something you would like and gave it. Regardless of all else

Wishing you well . Truly. And fare thee well

Timberrrrrrrr

Graces7 wrote: »

I came in peace to give. That is all... found something you would like and gave it. Regardless of all else

Wishing you well . Truly. And fare thee well

Give what?