Help Me Disappear

The Backwards Man

Have to go to ground for a couple of days for reasons that we can't go into at this time, and where better for a bogman to hang out than a fancy cultured hotel with good steak and beer and ample secure parking.

If you had to go somewhere like that right now, where would you go?

mosesgun

county?

Your Face

Upstate New York

OU812

The Backwards Man wrote: »

If you had to go somewhere like that right now, where would you go?

I wouldn't be going on boards asking people to help me dissapear.

Kimbot

The help me hide forum is over there

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St Helier, Jersey. Or Vermont.

The Talking Bread

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Have to go to ground for a couple of days for reasons that we can't go into at this time, and where better for a bogman to hang out than a fancy cultured hotel with good steak and beer and ample secure parking.

If you had to go somewhere like that right now, where would you go?

So ......basically you are looking for a hotel recommendation.....but you make it sound like you are on the run from the mafia....or, wrose still, the tv licence inspector. ...

Wossack

foot passenger over to wales, dig up the go-bag outside the cemetery in snowdonia, and then on to sardinia via route bravo maybe

not that ive ever thought about it or anything

The Backwards Man

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Have to go to ground for a couple of days for reasons that we can't go into at this time, and where better for a bogman to hang out than a fancy cultured hotel with good steak and beer and ample secure parking.

.........

Hilton Charlemont Place.

The Backwards Man

The Talking Bread wrote: »

So ......basically you are looking for a hotel recommendation.....but you make it sound like you are on the run from the mafia...!

Well, it has to be in Ireland, but it can't be somewhere you'd ever find someone from Donegal. A bit like the buck that shacked up with the fireman in the Sopranos.

branie2

New England, particularly Boston

The Backwards Man

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Well, it has to be in Ireland, but it can't be somewhere you'd ever find someone from Donegal. A bit like the buck that shacked up with the fireman in the Sopranos.

Herbert Lane Hotel, Ballsbridge. You can go see whatever's on in the RDS, stroll into Dublin City Centre, feed the ducks in Stephens Green, and do whatever tourists do in Dublin.

SEPT 23 1989

go down to Miami and take care of that thing with Anthony

The Backwards Man

Candie wrote: »

Herbert Lane Hotel, Ballsbridge. You can go see whatever's on in the RDS, stroll into Dublin City Centre, feed the ducks in Stephens Green, and do whatever tourists do in Dublin.

Is that the one with no bar in it?

Bastard of a principal we used to have (ex Dublin footballer, I'm looking at you!) booked us in there one time we were on Blackboard Jungle.:mad:

I'm thinking of Kilkenny, does anyone know if there's Tennent's in Kilkenny?

mosesgun

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Well, it has to be in Ireland, but it can't be somewhere you'd ever find someone from Donegal. A bit like the buck that shacked up with the fireman in the Sopranos.

Citywest hotel Dublin. Massive place. Easy to be invisible and not noticed. Failing that, Strand Hotel Limerick. Big fancy hotel great steak and Beer. Also full of female international cabin crew overnighting in Ireland. They'd love to hear all your tales of intrigue and mystery

The Backwards Man

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Is that the one with no bar in it?

Bastard of a principal we used to have (ex Dublin footballer, I'm looking at you!) booked us in there one time we were on Blackboard Jungle.:mad:

I'm thinking of Kilkenny, does anyone know if there's Tennent's in Kilkenny?

Sorry, I meant the Herbert Park Hotel, and it has a bar. I don't drink so I don't know if Tennents is available, which I understand is THE dealbreaker.

Pat Mustard

Maybe Don Tommasino will help you out

The Backwards Man

Candie wrote: »

Sorry, I meant the Herbert Park Hotel, and it has a bar. I don't drink so I don't know if Tennents is available, which I understand is THE dealbreaker.

Must have a look, it was the Mount Herbert I was thinking of, I think it's gone now. Hopefully.

6541

I always though about this. Like if you really had to disappear, where would you go. I think South America. Just blend into one of the big cities.

Neon_Lights

Would you not go up the North, good pound exchange rate and ample selection and affinity to piswasser

Working class heroes

http://www.irelandholidaypark.com/

Fighting Tao

Augeo wrote: »

Hilton Charlemont Place.

Just make sure the room is not at the building site side.

The Backwards Man

Neon_Lights wrote: »

Would you not go up the North, good pound exchange rate and ample selection and affinity to piswasser

Not when you have a hape of Queen's head under your mattress!:pac:

5rtytry56

The Rock Barton Hotel in Salthill Galway. Twin of the Santa Anna on Threadneedle road. Nice evening meals available.
More out of the way and remote than Santa Anna. The setting feels more an upper middle class house estate.

Right, the only thing is I was there 10 years ago - November 2007.

Neon_Lights

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Not when you have a hape of Queen's head under your mattress!:pac:

Imagine all the experience she has though, I'd say she's some goer in the swag bag.

Are Am Eye

If your credit card is in your name, and you don't have fake picture id, then you'll end up on a hotel register.

Adopt the name spider or gemini and go live with hippies who are camped somewhere protesting. Ditch your phone. Nobody will find you.

RoYoBo

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Well, it has to be in Ireland, but it can't be somewhere you'd ever find someone from Donegal. A bit like the buck that shacked up with the fireman in the Sopranos.

Stay at home - isn't Donegal the forgotten county? No better place to get lost :pac:

Subcomandante Marcos

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Well, it has to be in Ireland, but it can't be somewhere you'd ever find someone from Donegal. A bit like the buck that shacked up with the fireman in the Sopranos.

Just go to Waterford, check into the Castle Hotel.

It's nice, close enough to town to get a cab in and out of there for a drink or to explore the town and it's quiet.

And who the hell would think to look for someone from Donegal in Waterford?

DavyD_83

jonnycivic wrote: »

The help me hide forum is over there

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Missed opportunity for link to hats & beards forum

alchemist33

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Well, it has to be in Ireland, but it can't be somewhere you'd ever find someone from Donegal. A bit like the buck that shacked up with the fireman in the Sopranos.

Donegal then

oneilla

I'd join a monastery. One of them ones that makes cheap wine

Subcomandante Marcos

oneilla wrote: »

I'd join a monastery. One of them ones that makes cheap wine

Or one of the belgian ones that makes silly strong beer.

Neon_Lights

Subcomandante Marcos wrote: »

Or one of the belgian ones that makes silly strong beer.

Or one of the Chinese ones that makes you become an insanely strong vegetarian kung-fu fighter

Permabear

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Banjo

Wossack wrote: »

foot passenger over to wales, dig up the go-bag outside the cemetery in snowdonia, and then on to sardinia via route bravo maybe

not that ive ever thought about it or anything

That is a depressingly accurate description of how one gets to Sardinia now that Ryanair have stopped the direct flights.

Subcomandante Marcos

Banjo wrote: »

That is a depressingly accurate description of how one gets to Sardinia now that Ryanair have stopped the direct flights.

Dublin to Copenhagen with Ryanair or to Oslo and Stockholm with Norwegian are all cheap.

Dub - Cph and then a train to stockholm is silly cheap.

The Backwards Man

Permabear wrote: »

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It's more an escape from an angry mob coming round the gaff rather than a tech wizard pulling up traffic cam footage so I can afford a wee bit of comfort

Ishmael

Hike the Wicklow way. That should keep ya out of the way for a few days.

corner of hells

Why not try the French foreign legion.Plenty of travel involved , lots to do and lots of interesting people to meet.

Banjo

Subcomandante Marcos wrote: »

Dublin to Copenhagen with Ryanair or to Oslo and Stockholm with Norwegian are all cheap.

Dub - Cph and then a train to stockholm is silly cheap.

All those places are further away from Sardinia than Dublin. Did I give the impression that I was looking for more of a challenge?

Neon_Lights

Banjo wrote: »

All those places are further away from Sardinia than Dublin. Did I give the impression that I was looking for more of a challenge?

Try the Libya to Sardinia challenge so!

mewe

Virginia. Co. Cavan.

Subcomandante Marcos

Banjo wrote: »

All those places are further away from Sardinia than Dublin. Did I give the impression that I was looking for more of a challenge?

Jaysis I read both posts as Scandinavia.

Gas.

Kimbot

The Backwards Man wrote: »

It's more an escape from an angry mob coming round the gaff rather than a tech wizard pulling up traffic cam footage so I can afford a wee bit of comfort

Well tell us why you have to hide from an angry mob and we might just help you hide..... if the price is right :P

osarusan

Tell them you're leaving, then stay at home. It'll be the last place they'd ever think to look.

ohnonotgmail

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Is that the one with no bar in it?

Bastard of a principal we used to have (ex Dublin footballer, I'm looking at you!) booked us in there one time we were on Blackboard Jungle.:mad:

I'm thinking of Kilkenny, does anyone know if there's Tennent's in Kilkenny?

big tall lad, baldy head, first name begins with B?

The Backwards Man

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

big tall lad, baldy head, first name begins with B?

That's all Dublin lads though isn't it?

Are Am Eye

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

big tall lad, baldy head, first name begins with B?

B_____ was teacher in greendale raheny/edenmore I believe. Backward man is from somewhere that people foot turf.

diomed

Dundrum Town Centre
Just stroll around for days.

nice_guy80

buy crappy second hand car off done deal.
put car on ferry to Wales.
figure a way over to France

For Forks Sake

Are Am Eye wrote: »

B_____ was teacher in greendale raheny/edenmore I believe. Backward man is from somewhere that people foot turf.

Same person was princpal of Carndonagh Community School (largest school in the country at one time),he's since moved back to Dublin