After hours 2042

Cookie_Monster

Do you remember trees, they were nice

YFlyer

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

Do you remember trees, they were nice

Plenty of Palm Trees.

Capt'n Midnight

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

Do you remember trees, they were nice

Cheapskate :rolleyes:

You can see them for $1.50 in the tree museum.

YFlyer

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Cheapskate :rolleyes:

You can see them for $1.50 in the tree museum.

Well subsidies.

bear1

Ennis to Athenry line reopened

Will we ever get highrises in Dublin?

Dublin city limits now start in Clifden

Will the m20 ever be built?

Cars older than 6 months being refused insurance

I bet you didn't know that page 1.7 million will have started

An taisce refuse anything not from the 1800s.

Say Your Number

Anyone looking forward to the World Cup this year? I can't be arsed since they increased it to 128 teams and it takes 6 months to play the damn thing and what the hell were they thinking holding it in Oman, the last 6 of these things have been played in the f*cking desert.

God be with the days when it was 32 teams and it was in Europe at least every 8 years.

branie2

Anything good on RTE 22 tonight?

Beanntraigheach

Soylent Green or Soylent Green Lite - which do you prefer?

Beanntraigheach

Christmas items on sale in shops already! Is May just too early?

Beanntraigheach

Nyú Inglish orthografí fainali introdyúsd despait masiv opozishun.

Beanntraigheach

branie2 wrote: »

Anything good on RTE 22 tonight?

The Late Late Show hosted by Pat Kenny's head in a jar is on.
(Gay Byrne's head in a jar was better.)

AndyBoBandy

I can't believe for years and years we gave Ryan Tubridy so much stick!

Little did we know he'd turn out to be the greatest Irishman of all time!

Cured cancer.
Won Gold at the 2028 Olympics in 400m hurdles.
Hosted the greatest chat show in history for 25 years.
Wisely invested the Apple money and secured annual returns of 25% on it.
Finally removed all remenances of the Ryan family from RTÉ.
Successfully removed all traces of JFK's extra marital affairs from written history.
Finally got the Protestants up north to smoke a joint and chilll the f**k out.

branie2

And discovered that the CIA was behind JFK's assassination.

Agricola

2042 sounds so sci-fi. Your mind wanders to thoughts of minimalist interior design, internet connected fridges and flying cars.

In reality, we'll still be talking about natural disasters, man-made ones, poverty, inequality, racial and religious conflict........ Maybe the only difference being we'll experience it in VR.

SEPT 23 1989

Agricola wrote: »

2042 sounds so sci-fi. Your mind wanders to thoughts of minimalist interior design, internet connected fridges and flying cars.

In reality, we'll still be talking about natural disasters, man-made ones, poverty, inequality, racial and religious conflict........ Maybe the only difference being we'll experience it in VR.

for a kid growing up in the 80's 2020 was a real sci-fi date

three years away bit disappointing

Dramatik

Question for Irish cyborgs: Is cat-calling and issue here in Ireland? Have you experienced or witnessed such behavior?

branie2

Had a great few days away on Jupiter, the Algarve of the Solar System

MonkieSocks

branie2 wrote: »

Had a great few days away on Jupiter, the Algarve of the Solar System

I thought it was a KIP,

Terrible Atmosphere.

branie2

I saw a few tourists taking selfies in front of the Michael Collins statue in O'Connell street, where the Spire used to be. I'm glad the Spire was demolished, it was a complete eyesore.

branie2

And it was about time that the Big Fella was given such an honour of a statue in the main thoroughfare of his capital city

AndyBoBandy

branie2 wrote: »

And it was about time that the Big Fella was given such an honour of a statue in the main thoroughfare of his capital city

Yeah, putting his statue down in his native Cork was a terrible idea!! Who'd of thought they'd have torn the statue down and sold it for scrap? But then again, they did shoot him after all!

branie2

This is the 20th anniversary of when Hipsters were branded a menace to society.

branie2

Daniel Day-Lewis made 10th comeback to the big screen, after swearing he would retire for good.

Try_harder

Fecking Dole scroungers/ immigrants/ SJWs

branie2

Cellulitis has been eradicated, thanks to a fast-acting pill

pleas advice

Try_harder wrote: »

Fecking Dole scroungers/ immigrants/ SJWs

I see by the big board we've got a Negative Nelly in Sector Two. I'm gonna have to ask the whole forum to freeze, and prepare for a re-Neducation.

branie2

pleas advice wrote: »

I see by the big board we've got a Negative Nelly in Sector Two. I'm gonna have to ask the whole forum to freeze, and prepare for a re-Neducation.

What's a doughnut?

AAAGH!

branie2

I notice Cork has become the new Costa del Sol with the rising temperatures

Galwayguy35

Mortgage paid off.

One year left until I retire.

Mountainsandh

Domino's Pot&Pizza offer codes please.

Gunmonkey

Try_harder wrote: »

Fecking Dole scroungers/ immigrants/ SJWs

Save it for the "After Hours 3042" thread.

branie2

Our Lady came back to Knock - and she spoke! Over a thousand people saw her.

sunbeam

branie2 wrote: »

Our Lady came back to Knock - and she spoke! Over a thousand people saw her.

And then 'she' revealed that the previous 'apparition' had been caused by some bored physics students from the 27th century winding up the peasants and messing with the timeline for a laugh. Who had been caught by their professor and sent back to apologise at a time when humanity would be advanced enough to believe them...

branie2

In that case, someone from that time could have gone back to 1879 to stop the messers before the "vision" occurred.

sunbeam

Unfortunately that would not have been possible as technology would only have advanced to a point where you could project images into the past rather than physically sending people back. That wont happen until 3042

NickNickleby

Joe Duffy's campaign to have free Versatis patches delivered to every home in Ireland gathers pace.

Metro North tests completed and inaugural section from Sandyford to St Stephen's Green finally opens.

Northern section of Metro North - from St Stephen's Green to Dublin Airport -earmarked for commencement in five years.

Sinn Fein's Mary Lou MacDonald hints that she will step down from the leadership of the party next year.

branie2

Flights from Dublin Spaceport to Mars are increasing by 50%

greenflash

Bohs win 4th Champions League title in six years. 3,000 of the 45,000 Irish fans who travelled to Madrid for the game were there to support Bohemians. The other 42,000 were there to watch a pre-match ironing demonstration by former Manchester United assistant kitman, Albert Campbell.

muppetshow1451

Boards.ie became politically correct and banned the right people.

branie2

The last Catholic church building in Ireland closed down

professore

Hammer89 wrote: »

Trivial things your sexbots do which annoy you

Let's all laugh at people without sexbots

Stone age Kerryman insists on having sex with biological humans

branie2

professore wrote: »

Stone age Kerryman insists on having sex with biological humans

Is one of them Tommy Healy Rae, TD?

branie2

Ryanspace are now flying to Saturn, but you have you get a shuttlebus on the moon of Titan to go the rest of the way.

Atoms for Peace

branie2 wrote: »

Ryanspace are now flying to Saturn, but you have you get a shuttlebus on the moon of Titan to go the rest of the way.

That's gas.

branie2

The Simpsons have just reached the 3000th episode

Hector Bellend

Richard Hillman wrote: »

After Hours: U.S University bans white straight males

After Hours: Sweden joins the Caliphate - Declares War on Islamophobic Faroe Islands

Soccer: Transfer Prices have gotten out of control

Soccer: Is this Liverpools year?

Personal Issues: Grandparents keep assuming my gender in Birthday Cards

TV: HBO to return after The Game of Thrones Ending Murders.

Film: Son of Kanye West to play Michael Corleone in remake of The Godfather.

Of course not.

branie2

Prince George's wife, Amy Portman, daughter of the actress Natalie, gave birth to their third child, and first son.

Graces7

oppenheimer1 wrote: »

If the site is even still here in 5-10 years I'll be surprised, shocked even.

If I am still here in 10 years I will be amazed,,

branie2

Who had the bright idea of cloning Enda Kenny?!