buy 3 things to make the cashier uncomfortable

the_pen_turner · 03-09-2017 12:05am #1

little game on another forum.
basically choose 3 things in a shop you would buy that would make the cashier really uncomfortable

EPAndlee · 03-09-2017 12:07am

Rope,shovel and condoms

branie2 · 03-09-2017 12:11am

Mein Kampf
Helter Skelter
A hunting knife

scudzilla · 03-09-2017 12:13am

Her Mother, Her Father, A 12" dildo

Barry Badrinath · 03-09-2017 12:13am

A puppy, a dildo and a disposable camera.

McMurphy · 03-09-2017 12:16am

Itching powder. Boiling hot cup of tea, and a roll of fiberglass insulation.

Shove the whole lot down the back of her knickers.

Shes uncomfortable now i bet.

Rave.ef · 03-09-2017 12:17am

whipped cream banana and condoms

Neames · 03-09-2017 12:18am

Jodphurs, a copy of Ireland's Own, Scented Candle.

Ken. · 03-09-2017 12:18am

Are you allowed say anything to the cashier to make it more uncomfortable?

the_pen_turner · 03-09-2017 12:21am

Conspectus wrote: »

Are you allowed say anything to the cashier to make it more uncomfortable?

why not , what's the worst you could say :eek::eek::eek:

Ken. · 03-09-2017 12:25am

the_pen_turner wrote: »

why not , what's the worst you could say :eek::eek::eek:

Then I can do it with 2 items. Buy dog chocolate and a pack of tampons and then say to the cashier that your bitch is in heat.

Spider Web · 03-09-2017 12:29am

One of those disposable enemas, box of panty shields... some-illegalfireworks.

corner of hells · 03-09-2017 12:34am

Spider Web wrote: »

One of those disposable enemas, box of panty shields... some-illegalfireworks.

I see a problem in your post, how would you buy illegal fireworks from a cashier ?

caniask86 · 03-09-2017 12:35am

Tampons, condoms and towels.

Spider Web · 03-09-2017 12:38am

corner of hells wrote: »

I see a problem in your post, how would you buy illegal fireworks from a cashier ?

https://pics.onsizzle.com/have-one-of-those-porno-magazines-i-box-of-condoms-18976605.png

Your Face · 03-09-2017 12:39am

Four candles.

Are Am Eye · 03-09-2017 12:45am

Packet of Jelly Babies, Cable Ties and a Pound of Butter.

Lorelli! · 03-09-2017 12:52am

Jesus Wept · 03-09-2017 1:01am

Three Mrs Brown's Boys dvds.

StupidLikeAFox · 03-09-2017 1:02am

A copy of fine gaels manifesto, a Margaret Thatcher autobiography and a blue shirt

StupidLikeAFox · 03-09-2017 1:04am

A ticket to the galway races, a brown envelope and a tent

StupidLikeAFox · 03-09-2017 1:06am

A book by trotsky, a biogaphy of Lenin and a bottle of champagne

StupidLikeAFox · 03-09-2017 1:06am

A balaclava

punisher5112 · 03-09-2017 1:06am

Lime, tons of rope and there phone number.....

Jesus Wept · 03-09-2017 1:08am

StupidLikeAFox wrote: »

A book by trotsky, a biogaphy of Lenin and a bottle of champagne

I am the Walrus.

Day Lewin · 03-09-2017 1:17am

A pair of rubber gloves, tub of Vaseline, and a cucumber.

corner of hells · 03-09-2017 1:26am

Spider Web wrote: »

corner of hells wrote: »

I see a problem in your post, how would you buy illegal fireworks from a cashier ?

https://pics.onsizzle.com/have-one-of-those-porno-magazines-i-box-of-condoms-18976605.png

Your confusing cartoons with real life again

corner of hells · 03-09-2017 1:26am

Spider Web wrote: »

corner of hells wrote: »

I see a problem in your post, how would you buy illegal fireworks from a cashier ?

https://pics.onsizzle.com/have-one-of-those-porno-magazines-i-box-of-condoms-18976605.png

Your confusing cartoons with real life again

_Godot_ · 03-09-2017 5:48am

Large carrot, condoms and lube.

blade1 · 03-09-2017 7:27am

If Coleen Rooney is the cashier,all you need to do is buy a newspaper.

Greybottle · 03-09-2017 7:40am

A sword, one of those hunting belts or jackets with loads of pockets and a copy of the Koran.

eurokev · 03-09-2017 8:02am

My friends and I used to play a game with this.

We would buy our drink in a local Tesco. Being poor students we always went for something like an 8 pack of Dutch and a naggin, something along those lines.

But we used to bring up something else like nappies, baby formula, baby food etc.. We would intentionally not have enough cash on us when the cashier clocked up the items. This resulted in us putting back the baby product. Cue incredible awkwardness

People used to be disgusted. The braver we got at it, we started making pretend calls to the babies mum and the likes saying you buy the stuff, I don't have enough money, or, get your mum/new boyfriend to buy it. On a number of occasions we got ridiculed by customers.

It was extremely distasteful looking back on it, but we thought it was the funniest thing in the world at the time

Canis Lupus · 03-09-2017 8:09am

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

A puppy, a dildo and a disposable camera.

Your local Tescos has a far better range than mine it seems.

corner of hells · 03-09-2017 10:35am

Canis Lupus wrote: »

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

A puppy, a dildo and a disposable camera.

Your local Tescos has a far better range than mine it seems.

You need to go the cashier on the last till , she knows where everyone salubrious is.
Just blow her two kisses and ask her how her hairy eye is ?
Try it this morning.

Sam Kade · 03-09-2017 10:42am

EPAndlee wrote: »

Rope,shovel and condoms

Does such a shop exist?

Sam Kade · 03-09-2017 10:45am

the_pen_turner wrote: »

why not , what's the worst you could say :eek::eek::eek:

Buy a packet of condoms and ask her is she doing anything tonight.

Samaris · 03-09-2017 10:45am

Sam Kade wrote: »

Does such a shop exist?

A really well-stocked camping store that often gets students going to festivals?

Two gerbils and a copy of Richard Gere's autobiography.

foxy farmer · 03-09-2017 10:54am

A length of 1.5" steel pipe a 50 kg bag of ammonium nitrate fertiliser and a tank of diesel.

James74 · 03-09-2017 10:55am

Jesus Wept wrote: »

I am the Walrus.

Shut the fuk up, Donny!

Samsgirl · 03-09-2017 12:05pm

eurokev wrote: »

My friends and I used to play a game with this.

We would buy our drink in a local Tesco. Being poor students we always went for something like an 8 pack of Dutch and a naggin, something along those lines.

But we used to bring up something else like nappies, baby formula, baby food etc.. We would intentionally not have enough cash on us when the cashier clocked up the items. This resulted in us putting back the baby product. Cue incredible awkwardness

People used to be disgusted. The braver we got at it, we started making pretend calls to the babies mum and the likes saying you buy the stuff, I don't have enough money, or, get your mum/new boyfriend to buy it. On a number of occasions we got ridiculed by customers.

It was extremely distasteful looking back on it, but we thought it was the funniest thing in the world at the time

Ed Byrne joke from the 90's