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buy 3 things to make the cashier uncomfortable

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  • #52
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Alcohol, Cigarettes, and nappies. Then pretend not to have enough money, and leave the nappies behind.


  • #53
    GritBiscuit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 440 ✭✭GritBiscuit


    Laxatives, paddling pool and snorkel...


  • #54
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    corner of hells wrote: »
    I see a problem in your post, how would you buy illegal fireworks from a cashier ?

    stolen credit card


  • #55
    Mech1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,116 ✭✭✭Mech1


    Bleach, Toilet brush, Hacksaw.


  • #56
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    a plastic pigs mask, a whip and a can of oil


  • #57
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    EPAndlee wrote: »
    Rope,shovel and condoms

    That could be considered just picking up a few bits and bobs in certain locales. That charming couple that run the shop on Craggy Island are stuck in my mind now.
    Balls :(


  • #58
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    I used to work in a shop years ago.....a fella I had shifted started work in a building site across the way. Every day at lunchtime...even if he had to buy penny sweets he would make his total come to 1.69 just to hear me say....'one sixty-nine please'. The bsatard......that was uncomfortable with all his buddies queueing behind sniggering.


  • #59
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    I used to work in a shop years ago.....a fella I had shifted started work in a building site across the way. Every day at lunchtime...even if he had to buy penny sweets he would make his total come to 1.69 just to hear me say....'one sixty-nine please'. The bsatard......that was uncomfortable with all his buddies queueing behind sniggering.

    "Reader, I married him."


  • #60
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,305 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    harry Bailey esq wrote: »
    That could be considered just picking up a few bits and bobs in certain locales. That charming couple that run the shop on Craggy Island are stuck in my mind now.
    Balls :(

    Careful now!


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  • #61
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,494 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    'one sixty-nine please'
    I think you mean "One euro sixty-nine cents please". Unless, of course, ....


  • #62
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Lube, rubber bands and ask for a bag.


  • #63
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    A large cucumber
    Vaseline
    A sewing kit.


  • #64
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,780 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    I bought a sympathy card and a copy of American Psycho in Eason's in Dublin a few years ago.... :D:D:D


  • #65
    JupiterKid
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 12,902 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    Condoms, really?? Is this a time warp back to 1991?


  • #66
    Liam McPoyle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,846 ✭✭✭✭Liam McPoyle


    One beer.
    A flare gun.
    One condom.


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  • #67
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    JupiterKid wrote: »
    Condoms, really?? Is this a time warp back to 1991?

    What do you young scallywags use nowadays? Oh yeah I forgot you don't have sex as you don't have the ability to make conversation or physically interact with the opposite sex anymore unless it's on (un)social media.


  • #68
    Akrasia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,603 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    3 of your biggest bottles of Johnsons Baby Oil please

    (I actually had to do this once, a place I worked used baby oil to clean a stainless steel work surface and they ran out. I got a very confused look from the lady cashier)


  • #69
    freedominacup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,920 ✭✭✭freedominacup


    JupiterKid wrote: »
    Condoms, really?? Is this a time warp back to 1991?

    Definitely not. You still needed a prescription in '91.


  • #70
    JupiterKid
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 12,902 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    freedominacup wrote: »
    Definitely not. You still needed a prescription in '91.

    Not sure about that at all. I remember them being available in pub toilets around that time. And Virgin were openly selling them in their megastore in Dublin.

    Irelands first sex shop opened in 1991.


  • #71
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    What can you buy to make your cashier uncomfortable...

    **** all, because the cashier doesn't give a **** about you or what your buying.


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  • #72
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    JupiterKid wrote: »
    Not sure about that at all. I remember them being available in pub toilets around that time. And Virgin were openly selling them in their megastore in Dublin.

    Irelands first sex shop opened in 1991.

    Correct. And before that, in the late 80s you could get them without a prescription from a pharmacy...you just had to ask at the counter.
    They were not on public display but legally sold on request.


  • #73
    freedominacup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,920 ✭✭✭freedominacup


    Winterlong wrote: »
    Correct. And before that, in the late 80s you could get them without a prescription from a pharmacy...you just had to ask at the counter.
    They were not on public display but legally sold on request.

    Right so. I'll always remember first day in college in the UK in September of that year. One of my mates comes out of the toilet in college bar in shock. Condom vending machine in the jacks. Unimagined liberty to us. Didn't really think they were that available here at all before that.

    A couple of years later there was the story about the guy who installed a vending machine in a pub somewhere in the whesth one Friday evening but forgot to stock it. He got back to it on Monday morning to find a couple of hundred quid in it but the pub owners hadn't one complaint about the machine not working.


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