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Selfish thoughts you have about World War III

  • 03-09-2017 9:43pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭


    I quite like movies and I'm hoping that Hollywood emerges unscathed from Kim Jong Un's latest product - a new tried-and-tested hydrogen bomb which Tom Cruise and Daniel Craig can't do much about.

    I don't care about normal people really - your mechanics, doctors and bakers - but leave the actors, directors, writers alone so they can go on taking us away from our ****ty existence, if only for 97 minutes at a time.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    This is a gas thread altogether.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Fair enough. Whatever floats your boat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,546 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    There, there, it's not the end of the world, there's always next year, we can only have one winner......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    My shellfish thoughts about WW3 are that I hope both cockles and mussels go extinct.

    Fcuk you Dublin!

    Up Mayo!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭Four Phucs Ache


    Selfish as it is with Tom out of the way maybe we can finally get the jack reacher we should have got.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,406 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    My selfish thought is..... That I'll be the only male survivor in a world now ruled by Amazon type women and it will be upon my shoulders to rise to the challenge and repopulate the earth.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,893 ✭✭✭Cheerful Spring




  • Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    At least if Hollywood does snuff a lid, the big actors - the important ones - might actually turn for the IFTAs when they're nominated for Best International Star, if they haven't been vapourised of course.

    "And the award for Best International Star goes to Leonardo Di Caprio. Leo couldn't be here tonight, and he's somewhere with no Wifi so no Skype message, but here's Dano from Love/Hate, who famously shared three scenes with the man himself, to collect an award on behalf of his good friend who he hasn't seen or spoken to since 1997."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,674 ✭✭✭AllGunsBlazing


    Will they still make that shampoo I like?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Will they still make that shampoo I like?

    Well hello Clarins.

    See, without movies it would've been impossible to make an absolutely sh*t great reference such as that.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭Four Phucs Ache


    Ah here hammer, you mean:


    Well hello Clarice....phe phe phe phe phe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,360 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Ah here hammer, you mean:


    Well hello Clarice....phe phe phe phe phe

    I always wondered how to spell that.


  • Registered Users Posts: 712 ✭✭✭Bitches Be Trypsin


    Better still make morphe pallets


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Archeron wrote: »
    I always wondered how to spell that.

    It was a noble effort from Mr Phucs Ache but I'm not sure he nailed it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    My shellfish thoughts about WW3 are that I hope both cockles and mussels go extinct.

    Fcuk you Dublin!

    Up Mayo!

    There there pumpkin.

    Enjoy living in laois and Roscommon after the fifth all Ireland in 7 years.

    Mayo can go back to mayo and enjoy their curse for another year


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    Could do with more precision Bombing videos got bored of drone strikes lately ,
    Give me more Hollywood


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,726 ✭✭✭dasdog


    After every one of these tests there is a market rush to safe havens e.g., Gold, Yen, Swiss Franc. Then there is a retreat as tensions ease. Lots of money is being made and lost on these NK events.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Hopefully, better Call of Duty games.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,555 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Maybe a lot of bad people will die


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    People will pay through the roof for turf and tomatoes.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    dasdog wrote: »
    After every one of these tests there is a market rush to safe havens e.g., Gold, Yen, Swiss Franc. Then there is a retreat as tensions ease. Lots of money is being made and lost on these NK events.

    Reminds me - must see what those Supermacs shares I got on Friday are going for.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,159 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Considering the world is vastly overpopulated, would a WW3 that kills maybe a billion or so people actually be that bad a thing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,297 ✭✭✭Ri_Nollaig


    Quazzie wrote: »
    Considering the world is vastly overpopulated, would a WW3 that kills maybe a billion or so people actually be that bad a thing?

    If you were one of those people, ...probably would alright.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,342 ✭✭✭fatknacker


    Quazzie wrote: »
    Considering the world is vastly overpopulated, would a WW3 that kills maybe a billion or so people actually be that bad a thing?

    As long as it's them lot over there and not here.


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