What is the thing that everybody else can do and you can't?

7 Seconds...

Life! I just keep making a mess of everything:mad:.

cabledude

Gwynplaine wrote: »

I cant eat an apple without slicing it up first.

I can't eat apples at all. I'll vomit.

I had a duodenal ulcer 20 odd years ago and I was put on a triple treatment. Ever since, I cannot tolerate raw apples. I can eat them if they are baked or stewed, but I cannot pic up an apple and eat it as is. Used to love a nice red apple.

snowflaker

I can't wink. I don't mind.

Ficheall

cabledude wrote: »

I can't eat apples at all. I'll vomit.

I had a duodenal ulcer 20 odd years ago and I was put on a triple treatment. Ever since, I cannot tolerate raw apples. I can eat them if they are baked or stewed, but I cannot pic up an apple and eat it as is. Used to love a nice red apple.

You should go to the gym - it'll sort that right out for you - strengthen those stomach muscles.

cabledude

Ficheall wrote: »

Do many ladies find guys complaining about the quality of blowjobs they're given?

Ungrateful feckers. Very intimate act to give head. Wouldn't dare complain. Unless she destroyed me like.

SCOOP 64

Ficheall wrote: »

Do many ladies find guys complaining about the quality of blowjobs they're given?

Dont care about the quality ,its the quantity.

cabledude

Ficheall wrote: »

You should go to the gym - it'll sort that right out for you - strengthen those stomach muscles.

I go to the gym 3 times a week. Have done for the past few years. Stomach muscles pretty strong. Yet, I will hurl if I eat an apple.

La_Gordy

I feel relieved at the amount of people here struggling with cycling, driving and maths. Ahm pish at all three and would love nothing more than to be able cycle away. The freedom!

Cocobongo

Can never keep my politeness when someone is being a dick to me

I can't blow my nose.

RayM

I can't...

Dance
Get no satisfaction
Help falling in love with you
Hear the music
Let go
Go on with out you
Give you anything (but my love)
Stop thinking about you
Tell you why
Stop loving you

micar

daisy123 wrote: »

I can only wink my right eye. Can't wink my left.

Can wink with left eye but not the right one.

whoopsadoodles

micar wrote: »

Can wink with left eye but not the right one.

I can wink with both eyes at the same time.

micar

Tea Shock wrote: »

I can't go to mass....not even a funeral. ...without thinking of something that takes great effort to stop myself bursting me hole laughing during the ceremony

Not as extreme but whenever I am in church I think to myself What a whole load of bol##x.

I look up at the ceiling and daydream to my hearts content..... I never say/sing along.... Really like a silent protest

MissShihTzu

Hammer89 wrote: »

Or when you want to impersonate black girls.

Really? Do tell...

seenitall

Whistle
Dive into water headfirst, or do the crawl
Eat with chopsticks
Play an instrument
Be on top at sexytime

LittleMuppet

I can't crack my knuckles
I can't tell my left from my right when I'm under pressure
I can't walk in high heels
I can't put petrol in the car without spilling it everywhere
I can't use a knife and fork properly without looking like an awkward c**t

corner of hells

coleen wrote: »

corner of hells wrote: »

I was thinking that myself.

Are you left handed

Yes

RebelHeart1981

I can't swim but I wish I could. It's one of them things that I really wish I could do. Years ago I watched friends dive into rivers and seas while I just sat and watched, Acting all unbothered while sitting on the bank, but really deep down wishing it was something I could do....

tea and coffee

Think of witty ripostes... until about half an hour later when it's too late

JollyBustard

I can't stand facing front in the shower. Have to be back to the faucet so I don't have water going from the back of my head to my face.
If you don't know what I mean, think about when you're getting hair washed in a salon or something.

pwurple

See in 3D.

I have monocular vision, no depth perception.

It's like that father ted joke... is that cow small or far away. I generally can't tell.

No real impact to my life though, just random trivia. Couldn't get a forklift license, but generally the brain compensates.

retro:electro

JollyBustard wrote: »

I can't stand facing front in the shower. Have to be back to the faucet so I don't have water going from the back of my head to my face.
If you don't know what I mean, think about when you're getting hair washed in a salon or something.

I think most people stand that way, don't they? Apart from people on Herbal Essence ad who seem to love suds in their eyes

JollyBustard

anna080 wrote: »

I think most people stand that way, don't they? Apart from people on Herbal Essence ad who seem to love suds in their eyes

And people in films for the perfect pose. :rolleyes:

My thing about it is that it causes me issues with breathing for whatever reason. But if I'm not alone then there's nothing that I can't do... Yet

notsoyoungwan

I can raise both eyebrows at the same time, and I can raise my left one on its own if I want to convey utter scepticism, but I cannot raise the right one on its own.

LadyMacBeth_

JollyBustard wrote: »

I can't stand facing front in the shower. Have to be back to the faucet so I don't have water going from the back of my head to my face.
If you don't know what I mean, think about when you're getting hair washed in a salon or something.

I'm the same! My dad and my sister too. I can't stand getting water in my eyes in the shower, or anywhere near my eyes, I keep a towel on standby to wipe my face and keep the water away from them. I could cry watching people on TV and film just standing there having all the water going right down their faces and into their eyes. *Shudders*

I can however put in contact lenses or eyedrops not a bother on me, such a bundle of contradictions :pac:

retro:electro

I can't watch people touching or rubbing their eyes. It makes me feel like vomiting. I can do my own eye make up but have to turn away when I see others prodding around their eyes. Seeing my boyfriend putting his contacts in makes me queasy

Ipso

I can't snap my fingers.