Married Life

Jim Bob Scratcher

Does the sex life dry up after a few years of marriage ?

McMurphy

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

Does the sex life dry up after a few years of marriage ?

NO.

greenflash

No. It vanishes without a trace after the third baby.

whatdoicare

greenflash wrote: »

No. It vanishes without a trace after the third baby.

By then you're too knackered to give a ****e about it anyway.

Jim Bob Scratcher

Rick Shaw wrote: »

NO.

Surely there must be some decrease ?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Polyamoury, FTW

(And no - that is NOT having sex with parrots. Behave...)

archer22

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

Does the sex life dry up after a few years of marriage ?

After about 7 years boredom sets in and you start looking for some new puzzy on the side...and that's when real problems begin :pac:

SilverTom

When I got married an oul lad told me it's like drowning, there is a frantic struggle at the start to get back to the surface but when u realise ur fcuked u just let go and drift off peacefully into the abyss, the man was spot on.

Snotty

The blowjobs definitely decrease, but that's pretty much from day 1 of marriage

SilverTom

Can also be worked out scientificlay
Unmarried + spooning= sex
Married + spooning= crank

FizzleSticks

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soups05

not at all, in fact it gets better...






















as long as the wife does not catch you

Nabber

my missus suffers awful headaches when she lies down.
I reckon it's the wedding ring, must be messing with her. The headaches only started after she put the ring on.

dd972

Any tips on meeting a complete stranger and forming a closer bond with them than with your closest family and friends then spending the next 20 plus years with them?, how these fooks do it is beyond me

PARlance

Snotty wrote: »

The blowjobs definitely decrease, but that's pretty much from day 1 of marriage

I was trying to remember what they were called.

Permabear

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PARlance

Permabear wrote: »

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You'll always have the memories.

ChikiChiki

SilverTom wrote: »

When I got married an oul lad told me it's like drowning, there is a frantic struggle at the start to get back to the surface but when u realise ur fcuked u just let go and drift off peacefully into the abyss, the man was spot on.

I laughed out loud:D Very good.

FishOnABike

Nabber wrote: »

my missus suffers awful headaches when she lies down.
I reckon it's the wedding ring, must be messing with her. The headaches only started after she put the ring on.

Next time she has a headache let her know you have the perfect cure https://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/can-sex-cure-a-headache , happy days (or nights).

Jim Bob Scratcher

Permabear wrote: »

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Still plenty of time to pull out :pac:

con___manx1

I think Some people do it now for the sake of it especially in there early to mid thirties.
they just settle because society says u should be married and having kids then and they panic marry.

Wheeliebin30

Watch American beauty.

Everything is answered in that.

erica74

con___manx1 wrote: »

I think Some people do it now for the sake of it especially in there early to mid thirties.
they just settle because society says u should be married and having kids then and they panic marry.

Not everyone who is married has children, not anymore.

suicide_circus

Marriage is not the problem.

It's the kids.

Obviously the trick is never to have relationships that last longer than a month.

Yeah, you end up getting a cat as a soulmate to avoid the prospect of dying alone, you have the empty feeling of never having anyone to really share your life, laughs and tears with...but suspect the physical side is marginally better...:)

Roger Hassenforder

If you haven't married her yet , think about going gay:

Pros:
higher disposable income
Don't have to drive a people carrier
Can take a dump without an audience
Sleep in at weekends
Everything you touch isn't sticky/snotty
No turds behind the couch
You can wear whatever the fcuk u like


Cons:
The sex might take a bit of getting used to

Alf Veedersane

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

If you haven't married her yet , think about going gay:

Pros:
higher disposable income
Don't have to drive a people carrier
Can take a dump without an audience
Sleep in at weekends
Everything you touch isn't sticky/snotty
No turds behind the couch
You can wear whatever the fcuk u like


Cons:
The sex might take a bit of getting used to

Kinda reminds me of this (watch to the end):

Malayalam

Don't get married, Jim Bob. All the forty and fifty somethings I know who are single are worn out and hollow-looking from the amount of rides they are getting.

(Not!)

:rolleyes:

Skuxx

I'm getting married Saturday, this thread doesn't make for pleasant reading!

gctest50

PARlance wrote: »

You'll always have the memories.

yeah

nikkibikki

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote:

Does the sex life dry up after a few years of marriage ?

No

greenflash wrote:

No. It vanishes without a trace after the third baby.

And no again!

tedpan

suicide_circus wrote:

Marriage is not the problem.

suicide_circus wrote:

It's the kids.

Spot on. Married 7 years, loving it.

The moment a kid arrives, the husband/wife is number 2. Why would anyone have a kid?

corner of hells

tedpan wrote: »

suicide_circus wrote:

Marriage is not the problem.

suicide_circus wrote:

It's the kids.

Spot on. Married 7 years, loving it.

The moment a kid arrives, the husband/wife is number 2. Why would anyone have a kid?

Small kids are handy when the remote control goes missing or useful if you need something valuable broken.

_Roz_

I hope not. We don't want kids, and we're also not married (that's probably a long ways off as he has to divorce the last one first), so I hope we'll be good to go for some time yet.

Stan27

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

If you haven't married her yet , think about going gay:

Pros:
higher disposable income
Don't have to drive a people carrier
Can take a dump without an audience
Sleep in at weekends
Everything you touch isn't sticky/snotty
No turds behind the couch
You can wear whatever the fcuk u like


Cons:
The sex might take a bit of getting used to

This is hilarious. Make me laugh lol

Jim Bob Scratcher

Malayalam wrote: »

Don't get married, Jim Bob. All the forty and fifty somethings I know who are single are worn out and hollow-looking from the amount of rides they are getting.

(Not!)

:rolleyes:

Is that after they broke up with the wife ? :pac:

naughtysmurf

I'm married +20 years, had sex three times this week








Just don't tell the Mrs

Martina1991

Honestly, does sex drive take a dive when you get older or do kids get in the way?

Pwindedd

Some make it ... Some don't.

That's the only certainty.

naughtysmurf

Martina1991 wrote: »

Honestly, does sex drive take a dive when you get older or do kids get in the way?

Both, sex drive dips as you get older for many, Lots of things happen, kids, careers, tiredness, LIFE,,
It's all about priorities & creativeness, last Sunday the Mrs & myself were having a nice time at 6,45pm, the eldest was plugged into the Xbox, the youngest was outside playing...... I miss massage nights though

GingerLily

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

Just looking at the PI forum I'm beginning to believe there's some truth to this unfortunately. So may many men living in sexless marriages, and wondering what the heck to do ?

You tend to get pretty extreme cases in that forum, it's hardly a an unbiased sub population of Ireland now is it?

Day Lewin

Veteran. Decades.
According to newspaper articles, we do a lot more sex than your modern 30-yr-olds.
There were definitely lean years when the sprogs were small - granted.
But the last ten years have been brill. Full of pleasure, fetish and excitement. Hang in there, take the longer view, and work on your technique.

naughtysmurf

People get lazy in other aspects of the relationship too, which doesn't help to keep eachother gagging for it, just because there is a ring on your finger, doesn't mean the sex is on tap,, applies to both sex's, people change too over time, there is lots of stuff going on really,,,,,,, I'm not usually this thoughtful at 8.25am

Jim Bob Scratcher

GingerLily wrote: »

You tend to get pretty extreme cases in that forum, it's hardly a an unbiased sub population of Ireland now is it?

Well, it's quite an insight to married life, on how it can turn out.

Malayalam

Day Lewin wrote: »

Veteran. Decades.
According to newspaper articles, we do a lot more sex than your modern 30-yr-olds.
There were definitely lean years when the sprogs were small - granted.
But the last ten years have been brill. Full of pleasure, fetish and excitement. Hang in there, take the longer view, and work on your technique.

Another veteran. Decades also. Agree with this post. If you actually fancy each other - which unbelievably can last! - it's very good to make love with someone you have loved for a very long time.

Romantic Rose

I have two small children and I sink into bed every night. I definitely feel like we need to put the spark back in the relationship but I'm digging deep to find the energy, zzz.

_Kaiser_

You don't even need to be married really. Any long term relationship where kids have come along will affect it.

As someone else said, when that happens the needs of the 2 adults come second (and rightly so in fairness). The problem is when one/both stop trying entirely and give up, even after the kids are a bit older. Of course the workload and day to day routine and stresses are significant, but the relationship is effectively just 2 people with a kid at that point.

There's a lot of very funny posts here about "don't tell the wife" but I wonder just how common that really is, especially given things like (the lack of) father's rights (especially if unmarried), the way that the wife will generally get the family home while the husband is financially castrated etc.. Not saying that's a justification for infidelity, but it may make it more understandable.

D3V!L

From reading the thread its clear to see its having kids that will kill your sex life , not getting married.

mcko

Normally after kids ha ha

minikin

If it dries up: lube or spit.

nikkibikki

Romantic Rose wrote:

I have two small children and I sink into bed every night. I definitely feel like we need to put the spark back in the relationship but I'm digging deep to find the energy, zzz.

DO IT! You'll sleep sounder for starters!