The Ray D'Arcy Show - 30th. September 2017

TheRiverman

Awful ****e.

Skid X

Ol' Donie wrote: »

No way!

Didn't we have that clip last night??

:pac:

Skid X wrote: »

She should put some cocaine in it

Ally Dick

What a horrific pair of smug guests. They're about as funny as a burning orphanage

Skid X

Could we not just watch Father Ted instead of Ray?

Ol' Donie

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Careful now.

8-)

What?

paleoperson

god, Ray didn't even bother acknowledging that the person in the audience was right as well. Is he even human?! They asked for the audience to say it.

Lisha

Nothing to see here

Welsh Megaman

Whatever happened to Moone Boy's friend, Patrick?

He was the best one in it.

Ol' Donie

Skid X wrote: »

Could we not just watch Father Ted instead of Ray?

Ah come on Ted.

Ah please please please please please please please

Mena Mitty

Is he standing or kneeling next to the member of the audience.

Welsh Megaman

Ray just used Miriam's catchphrase :O

Atlantic Dawn

Yer man comes out bollick naked.

sudzs

Vikings spinning in their graves.......

Lisha

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Father Ted is nearly 20 years ago, I'm getting bloody old.

I might be reaching a significant bday before the end of year... after 2 fast glasses of wine I'm feeling a bit fat n sad about it...

Vorenus400

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Is he standing or kneeling next to the member of the audience.

He looks fierce small there. Like he is very far away and they are very near

PeterTheNinth

Skid X wrote: »

Just checking Peter, are you boycotting this show?

Good man Skid, the only one on boards who is prepared to hold me to account for my actions... Well, I'm currently banned by the radio moderators for mildly controversial remarks about deaths during WWII.. but besides that...

I'm currently watching 47 Feet, a supposed horror movie about two birds in a shark cage with a shark trying to get them.. Similar to Jaws in fact. But I am watching the thread also.

Arghus

My god, I thought everyone would just know this automatically.

Lisha

Vorenus400 wrote: »

He looks fierce small there. Like he is very far away and they are very near

Welsh Megaman

Can you get More4 over in Ireland?

They have Father Ted on a loop!

PeterTheNinth

Lisha wrote: »

I might be reaching a significant bday before the end of year... after 2 fast glasses of wine I'm feeling a bit fat n sad about it...

I'll get my card in early, Lisah.. Happy Birthday.

Welsh Megaman

Ted, I'm going mad.

Vorenus400

Next interview is someone who has been on the M7. woohoo

Atlantic Dawn

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Can you get More4 over in Ireland?

They have Father Ted on a loop!

On satellite you can, not sure on cable operators.

Skid X

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Can you get More4 over in Ireland?

That would be an ecumenical matter

Lisha

Fair play ladies and to all who try and fight the good fight and keep our countryside looking lovely, thank you

Ol' Donie

Lisha wrote: »

I might be reaching a significant bday before the end of year... after 2 fast glasses of wine I'm feeling a bit fat n sad about it...

Whatever age it is, these days it's what ten years younger than it was a few years ago. Clear?

No, not really.

40 isn't 40, it's 30. 50 isn't 50, it 40. These days.

So relax, you got 10 years to go before you're the new age you think you are! Yes!

Skid X

I quite liked that Dublin GAA bit, it was a nice section and its great to see the Womens Gaelic Football getting well deserved coverage.

monkey9

RobertKK wrote: »

If you meet Ray Darcy toy say "You are much smaller than what you look like on TV".

namloc1980 wrote: »

Worst Christmas toy ever.

At least it would be life sized.

Lisha

PeterTheNinth wrote: »

I'll get my card in early, Lisah.. Happy Birthday.

10YEARS TOO BLOODY MANY CH
10 year too many..,
Runs to fridge for the wine very fcuking fast

PeterTheNinth

Lisha wrote: »

Fair play ladies and to all who try and fight the good fight and keep our countryside looking lovely, thank you

"They all have lovely countrysides. "

Atlantic Dawn

Ffs, at least on a prime time show provide them with a €200 phone from the last 2 years and not some antique to broadcast from.

Ol' Donie

Vorenus400 wrote: »

He looks fierce small there. Like he is very far away and they are very near

*applause*

Hahahaha

Lisha

PeterTheNinth wrote: »

"They all have lovely countrysides. "

Feic ya thats funny now so it is

Skid X

Skid X wrote: »

Ray Darcy will have to be bad tonight to be worse than Tubs last night.

He told a Grandmother "You are very close to your Grandchildren, especially (and he named one of them)"

You don't tell a Granny which is her favourite Grandchild!

I know the Granny in question was Chelsea's Mam, the politician who has a book out, but even so it was a very strange thing to say.

Ol' Donie

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Can you get More4 over in Ireland?

They have Father Ted on a loop!

Yep. Ted on More 4 has soaked up more of my Sunday night blues than David Attenborough.

So to speak.

paleoperson

I hope Ray won't be getting tempted by all of those lovely lovely GAA ladies.

Because they've had problems with that sort of thing before!

No no, they really have had problems with that sort of thing before...

Ol' Donie

snowflaker wrote: »

Was the Aislings on it tonight? There was a clip of Them explaining to Ray what Out Out was- I said was that not Micky Flanagan’s gag and one of the Aislings isn’t happy with me

(On twitter)

That was last week, was it?

Feckin Aislings.

PeterTheNinth

Lisha wrote: »

Feic ya thats funny now so it is

I'm still trying to beat this one Lis,

Originally Posted by Vorenus400
He looks fierce small there. Like he is very far away and they are very near

but the night is young. And not actually watching the show gives me more time to work on it.. lol

Atlantic Dawn

€150 a month, lol.

Ol' Donie

monkey9 wrote: »

At least it would be life sized.

And you'd have a sub if someone stood on one of your Subbuteo players.

monkey9

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Whatever happened to Moone Boy's friend, Patrick?

He was the best one in it.

Remember his parents split up and he hit the bottle. The Ribena.....undiluted! :D:D

snowflaker

Ol' Donie wrote: »

That was last week, was it?

Feckin Aislings.

Yes, I checked. One of the Aislings isn’t happy with me!

Lisha

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Can you get More4 over in Ireland?

They have Father Ted on a loop!

My children know the theme song of Big Bang theory off by heart due to more4

Atlantic Dawn

The biggest joke in the country is how hard it is for a bank to repossess a house, this means zero foreign banks want to come in to the market and give competitive rates.

Skid X

I reckon Ray will challenge David Hall to a game of Speed Monopoly at the end.

Just for fun, Ray used to be Kildare Monopoly Under 15 Champion by the way, etc ...

Welsh Megaman

Sorry, Miss World contestants...Party's over.

I know it's a Saturday night, but I want to watch some guy talking about mortgages.

My chauffeur will take you back into Holyhead town centre.

Lisha

PeterTheNinth wrote: »

I'm still trying to beat this one Lis,



but the night is young. And not actually watching the show gives me more time to work on it.. lol

Vorenus comment was way funnier to be fair.

Some dude now is talking about mortgage arrears. I'm out I think

Vorenus400

monkey9 wrote: »

Remember his parents split up and he hit the bottle. The Ribena.....undiluted! :D:D

I loved his line in the hairdressers talking about someone who had died.

"The big C got her,"

"Cancer"?

"No, she got hit by a car."

monkey9

Lisha wrote: »

10YEARS TOO BLOODY MANY CH
10 year too many..,
Runs to fridge for the wine very fcuking fast

You move quick for a fifty year old, fair play!!

TheRiverman

Watching Match Of The Day,Fellaini's hair scored a good goal for Man.Utd.today:)