De Lahvlahn DON'T DO DE ACCENT thread 04/10/17 et sequentes

Orwellmerchant

Dear Lawd this man is a dose

ButtersSuki

2smiggy wrote: »

a lot of spoofing in this story ...

Is he reviewing his own buke?

Beechwoodspark

Mad story

manodepeeple

Is this Biggus Dickus??

etselbbuns

Orwellmerchant wrote: »

Dear Lawd this man is a dose

Joe ..or de caller?

Abel Gideon

Excalibur on line 2

Roger_007

This is going to be a very very long story!

Orwellmerchant

Poor Joe having to analyse this tripe.

BPKS

I just want this caller to say:

We will free Biggus Dickus

Orwellmerchant

"Witnesses didn't finger you" .. I nearly fell off my chair!

etselbbuns

Joe: "..the witnesses wouldn't finger you"

manodepeeple

Ooh Matron!

Joe wonders why they wouldn't finger him...

Abel Gideon

etselbbuns wrote: »

Joe: "..the witnesses wouldn't finger you"

"Thank God for that" says the caller

Floppybits

Detective inspector duffy is now investigating these acusations.

Beechwoodspark

If this is true surely this guy could get a huge settlement sum for these serious miscarriages of justice

Abel Gideon

20 years wtf

Orwellmerchant

No smoke without fire caller

buried

F**king hell

manodepeeple

Joe's as confused as we are... though he probably (maybe not) cares slightly more.

Ah, he will now that there's real misery involved.

Waiting for death...

etselbbuns

We have Home Office?

Floppybits

Waiting for Joe to ask did anyone die while you were in jail?

Roger_007

Can anybody find out about this case on d'internet?

Orwellmerchant

Joe is rustling through the papers now.

Policemans ball caller? Why didnt you say so?

manodepeeple

Joe: And your mother doyed when you were in prison?

Caller: No Joe, she's still...

Joe: So your father doyed?

Caller: No Joe. He's still...

Joe: Grandmother??


...maybe

SEPT 23 1989

what was he accused of again i fell asleep

Dan Jaman

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

If this is true surely this guy could get a huge settlement sum for these serious miscarriages of justice

The authorities fiddled the books on that over there, years ago.
Instead of manning up and paying some decent compo, they slitheringly got around it by paying a few years worth of dole money, or something.
They claim, that as it costs them a thousand quid a week to keep somebody int the pokey, then that goes towards the com-pen, as it were, so to speak.

You couldn't make it up, but they did.

Roger_007

Roger_007 wrote: »

Can anybody find out about this case on d'internet?

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-23623892

edit: a newer link (he won the second appeal)

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-29658936

Orwellmerchant

Article says he was terminally ill in 2013. Fair play to his recovery so to speak.

Oops69

Here we go !

Dan Jaman

Joe digging for the slop-out details.

Del.Monte

Terminally ill with cancer - bingo!

BarryD2

What was he known to the cops for? Had some history I think he said.

Stephen Hawkins football boots

What a stupid question, asking an innocent man what was it like being in prison for 20 yrs? Oh it was great joe loved every minute

SEPT 23 1989

Lights beginning to dim in Montrose as the voltage is turned up on the clamps

somesoldiers

Prolapse- yes we've all seen them sites

BPKS

Ah here I'm out.

2smiggy

'my backside kept falling out' :eek::eek::eek:

Beechwoodspark

Terminal cancer four years ago. According to that link

Dan Jaman

Jaysus; who'd be this lad.

manodepeeple

Misery-milking at it's finest.

Stay classy, Joe.

Dan Jaman

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Lights beginning to dim in Montrose as the voltage is turned up on the clamps

A spokesman for the ESB said, "We don't know what's causing it, but we suspect there's a huge illegal and clandestine grow operation going on somewhere. As it is, we're having to import shiploads of coal to meet the demand."

2smiggy

what was he accused of ? I thought I heard something about finger prints on a sword at the start

Rochester

Oh here we go, health issues.................

Dan Jaman

2smiggy wrote: »

what was he accused of ? I thought I heard something about finger prints on a sword at the start

Robbery of a jeweller's shop at the start, I think; that was eventually thrown out, but they nabbed him again in the indiscriminate dragnet following the Birmingham pub bombings.

Beechwoodspark

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

Terminal cancer four years ago. According to that link

People can live with terminal illness for a decade these days, even longer. It just means the illness can't be cured and will cause death, but that eventuality can be delayed.

Anyway, it does sound like he's had far more than his fair share of bad luck. I wouldn't blame him for sounding a little demented, after everything he's lost.

Goat the dote

I’m confused here. Give me a minute while I go read that link... that man is doing a lot of waffling on....

BarryD2

If Martin's done as much protesting as he says he has, how come his story hasn't been a cause celebre by now. Is it all bigger in his head than reality?

CarrickMcJoe

Rochester wrote: »

Oh here we go, health issues.................

At least he has a coffin...

SEPT 23 1989

how much?

etselbbuns

I went on a roof, and so did my wife