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Time for another Scott Steiner appreciation thread

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  • 05-10-2017 7:55pm
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    riffmongous
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    I'm struggling to stay interested in wrestling at the moment, but there's one man I can always count on to make wrestling exciting again and bring make me laugh out loud (for better or worse), the man with the largest arms in the world, Big Poppa Pump
    Yeah I heard about Bully Ray next week, but I don't believe it
    See I'm only even don't even have a match tonight, but I'm still working out, cause I have nothing else to do
    What am I gonna do?
    That's what I do
    What am I gonna do? Play the guitar?
    I CAN'T PLAY THE GUITAR
    All I do is beat people up
    I can question myself, what is Bully Ray's motivation?
    Know I love he.. I know he loves sugar
    But I check my pocket, I don't have no doughnuts, I don't have no cheeseburger
    I KNOW YOU LOVE SUGAR, BUT I AIN'T GOT NONE
    Bully Ray, you got one week to come up with a magical set of balls to get in the ring with me
    Cause next week, I'm gonna beat your ass, CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO



    It'S a ridiculous promo, littered with mistakes and yet it's far more compelling and funny than anything I've seen on tv the last year


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    riffmongous
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    riffmongous wrote: »
    I'm struggling to stay interested in wrestling at the moment, but there's one man I can always count on to make wrestling exciting again and bring make me laugh out loud (for better or worse), the man with the largest arms in the world, Big Poppa Pump

    I've been listening to too much Steiner


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    Pentecost
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    riffmongous wrote: »
    I've been listening to too much Steiner

    How’s your maths? :D


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    riffmongous
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    Pentecost wrote: »
    How’s your maths? :D

    If I was back in uni doing exams I'd finish every question with "The numbers, don't lie" :D


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    diusmr8a504cvk
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    These are brilliant




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    riffmongous
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    Erika Tasty Victory wrote: »
    These are brilliant

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