How to get this bad boy out?

Happyrabbit

Hi boardies, I'm talking about my big armchair.

So I'm single, no boyfriend, brother and father or any male friends who live close to me to help me get this bad boy out of my bedroom and I have been trying all different ways for 15 mins now and I'm giving up. I have one male neighbour but he asked me out before so it's kinda awkward to ask him now.

I wonder how it got it into this room at the first place🀔.It has 4 small tiny legs but they fit in. I can't take them out. Is there any service out there to call for removal furniture from bedroom to a livingroom? Any ideas?

I can't add photo because I'm a new user.

Digital Solitude

Take a saw to it

Have you read Dirk Gentlys Holistic Detective Agency by any chance? A similar situation arises

whoopsadoodles

Pivot.

Pivooottt.

Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime

No boyfriend / husband and not interested when a male shows attraction.

Calls herself "happy rabbit".......

The imagination is running wild here......

Happyrabbit

Digital Solitude wrote: »

Take a saw to it

Have you read Dirk Gentlys Holistic Detective Agency by any chance? A similar situation arises

I haven't. What happened in the end? Will I get my armchair out:)).

Happyrabbit

Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime wrote: »

No boyfriend / husband and not interested when a male shows attraction.

Calls herself "happy rabbit".......

The imagination is running wild here......

Laughing here... happy rabbit just wants to get her armchair out. Might go on a date this weekend and invite the man to check out the chair in my bedroom. Don't want he gets the wrong idea though.

Noveight

If a lady asked me back to hers to take a look at her bedroom after a dinner out and it didn't lead to rattling the headboard I'd be very, very disheartened.

Happyrabbit

Noveight wrote: »

If a lady asked me back to hers to take a look at her bedroom after a dinner out and it didn't lead to rattling the headboard I'd be very, very disheartened.

" Darling, just take this bad boy out first, it's staring at us "

uck51js9zml2yt

Can the legs be taken off?

Surreptitious

Pick it up and turn it sideways. If it got in then it'll get out. Men aren't needed for everything.

Happyrabbit

I have tried but need a saw I think.

Surreptitious

Maybe the house was built around the armchair.

Happyrabbit

Surreptitious wrote: »

Pick it up and turn it sideways. If it got in then it'll get out. Men aren't needed for everything.

Done all that. That's what I thought too, how did it get in here at the first place?! Just thought a strong man would give it a big push to see if it goes through. Wish I could post a photo.

Surreptitious

Happyrabbit wrote: »

Done all that. That's what I thought too, how did it get in here at the first place?! Just thought a strong man would give it a big push to see if it goes through. Wish I could post a photo.

You need two people to maneuver it possibly. Pushing won't help.

Sam Quentin

Seriously get it close to the door, put it over on it's side(you know lying down)then kinda push the top end out the door and twist it round the opposite side that the hinges are.. And that's it WALLLLLA

Surreptitious

It's voila not walla.

jca

Surreptitious wrote: »

It's voila not walla.

Through the chair lads, through the chair please.

Victor

Ask a lady friend for help?

jacksie66

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Witchie

Are you selling or giving it away? Advertise that they must collect and get them to help you take it out.


Or just set fire to it

Your Face

Put a lock on it.

LordSutch

Make it smaller & lighter.

Dismantle it with either a screwdriver, hammer, or a saw.

Markcheese

Depending on the house you may have to take the door off its hinges... Are you sure that the little feet on the chair don't screw off somehow?

corner of hells

It's a trap !!!
Don't any ya'all go near her.

First it's get the chair out , thens it's paint the ceiling, could you bring them bottles to the bottle bank ,after that her mother's cooking dinner after killing a donkey.
Then you forgot what you first arrived for and realise she has the church and hotel booked for the wedding.

Samaris

Digital Solitude wrote: »

Take a saw to it

Have you read Dirk Gentlys Holistic Detective Agency by any chance? A similar situation arises

I was just thinking about that too.

Obviously the answer is to change reality due to the interconnectedness of all things.

Mrcaramelchoc

Have you tried turning off the power then turning it back on again?

magentis

If it's a normal sofa like chair,the back usually comes off these and are often held in place by metal clips,is the covering down the back at the bottom secured by velcro?

lazybones32

Change your mindset. Don't view it as a problem but an opportunity. Maybe 20 mins of mindfulness will give you clarity and perspective?

Guy:Incognito

If you get rid of it,where will you go to cry?

donegaLroad

You need to put it on its side and slide it on the ground out the door so the the narrow part at the head stock goes out first. The same as in this video.

https://youtu.be/x8BdxlGh8TY

evolving_doors

Burn it.
Ashes will fit out the door.
Oxo

degsie

Shrinking powder?

myshirt

lazybones32 wrote: »

Change your mindset. Don't view it as a problem but an opportunity. Maybe 20 mins of mindfulness will give you clarity and perspective?

This has to be the post of the week!

Happyrabbit

lazybones32 wrote: »

Change your mindset. Don't view it as a problem but an opportunity. Maybe 20 mins of mindfulness will give you clarity and perspective?

I hear you. I will sit on it with headspace and meditate now.

wtlltw

Thanks OP, I now have a Bob Marley song stuck in head now.

Needles73

corner of hells wrote: »

It's a trap !!!
Don't any ya'all go near her.

First it's get the chair out , thens it's paint the ceiling, could you bring them bottles to the bottle bank ,after that her mother's cooking dinner after killing a donkey.
Then you forgot what you first arrived for and realise she has the church and hotel booked for the wedding.

Yep, the old move the chair honey trap.....deadly

Needles73

Happyrabbit wrote: »

Hi boardies, I'm talking about my big armchair.

So I'm single, no boyfriend, brother and father or any male friends who live close to me to help me get this bad boy out of my bedroom and I have been trying all different ways for 15 mins now and I'm giving up. I have one male neighbour but he asked me out before so it's kinda awkward to ask him now.

I wonder how it got it into this room at the first place🀔.It has 4 small tiny legs but they fit in. I can't take them out. Is there any service out there to call for removal furniture from bedroom to a livingroom? Any ideas?

I can't add photo because I'm a new user.

Did you try unscrewing the legs

Happyrabbit

magentis wrote: »

If it's a normal sofa like chair,the back usually comes off these and are often held in place by metal clips,is the covering down the back at the bottom secured by velcro?

It is an abnormal sofa. There is only one big piece, you can't take arms and legs and back off.

There are 4 legs and they are about less than a cm so it's not a huge help if I cut the legs off. There is the only way I could think of is to remove the door:(.

Hotblack Desiato

Hey OP do you also have a safe you can't get open?

phill106

try tipping it onto its side, pointing top towards door, slide top through door,
tilting from here (OR PIVOT!) should normally do it.

Happyrabbit

Needles73 wrote: »

Did you try unscrewing the legs

That was the first thing I did.

Colser

Could you just knock down a wall?

Happyrabbit

Thanks for the videos, I have googled and watched videos too but there isn't any sofa like mine...

I wonder how I can post a photo so everyone can get an idea.

At this stage, I need to call a removal company.

phill106

Happyrabbit wrote: »

Thanks for the videos, I have googled and watched videos too but there isn't any sofa like mine...

I wonder how I can post a photo so everyone can get an idea.

At this stage, I need to call a removal company.

try http://tinypic.com/
or if u cant post links yet, pm me the pic (just the chair mind, im married !) and ill upload it

corner of hells

degsie wrote: »

Shrinking powder?

Shrinking powder ? That's on the shelf beside the magic beans in Peterson's?

OP have taken your bra off ? Things are always simpler when not wearing a bra.

looksee

If you hadn't called it a 'bad boy' I would have told you how to do it. I hate that expression.

Happyrabbit

Mrcaramelchoc wrote: »

Have you tried turning off the power then turning it back on again?

I have tried and I even waited for a few mins before turning it back on...:)

donegaLroad

try this

you will have to twist the chair narrow part first, through the door.

Happyrabbit

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

Hey OP do you also have a safe you can't get open?

I have a safe I can't get open and a missing cat😳. Any ideas?!

phill106

Here is the offending big boy

https://photos.app.goo.gl/P80BAOstY04XHilG2
I demand a name change!
I think if you tip it over forward, then pivot it to the right it should go out

Loon E. Tick

phill106 wrote: »

Here is the offending big boy

https://photos.app.goo.gl/P80BAOstY04XHilG2
I demand a name change!
I think if you tip it over forward, then pivot it to the right it should go out

Need to take the door off the hinges.