Does anyone else take a deep breath before pumping petrol?

Pictures Of Lilly

I always forget to take the breath before I start pumping and have to pause, walk away, take the breath, and then walk back. The trick is to take the breath before you start pumping!

You know there's benzene in it! Or maybe there isn't anymore, but it's still bad.

punisher5112

No way are you OK hun...,


Suck in them fumes um um them petrol fumes....

Really should stop sniffing the lighter fluid there pal.

punisher5112

I filled her up earlier. She is so durty

Peregrine

I've never heard of this in my life.

Those filling stations where they fill up the car for you must go through several hypoxic dead employees a day.

branie2

I don't drive.

Snotty

And you cant step on a crack and you have to wave to a magpie if one passes by or else bad things will happen

retro:electro

Lily you're a mad one for the petrol tonight

punisher5112

1 fill and she is yours.

Noveight

What about daysul?

punisher5112

Noveight wrote: »

What about daysul?

Is she a daysil though

gitzy16v

Noveight wrote: »

What about daysul?

400 ltrs of the stuff easy...clip the pump into the on position and head back inside for a smoke...cant be breathing in those dirty diesel fumes.

Junkyard Tom

I taste it to see if it's made from sweet light crude which is delicious.

Cookie_Monster

are you not putting it in all the way or something, fumes shouldn't be that bad?

anyway, stick it in, click it to auto and go wash the windscreen is the usual over here.
Can't do that in Ireland though because its super especially dangerous and has to be banned to protect all the retards and numpties who can't complete simple tasks correctly.

uck51js9zml2yt

I don't stand over the open petrol cap. That's why we generally have long arms!

elperello

The price of it takes my breath away.

LordSutch

Pictures Of Lilly wrote: »

I always forget to take the breath before I start pumping ...

Pumping?

Lots of "pumping talk" I always take a breath before I start pumping, breathless pumping etc.

Curious terminology I've not come across before. Are you filling her up Sir? well yes indeed I'm just doing a bit of 'pumping' ...
Thinking of some old manual hand pumps in India or Africa like they have for water.

Donal55

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

s3rtvdbwfj81ch

You don't actually need to stand anywhere near the pump. the fuel cap on the car fits in between the handle on the pump and keeps the flow going, then it automatically stops when the tank is close to full. Just pop the cap into the pump handle and walk away, go back when it stops filling and pop the cap back out when it's finished.

Pictures Of Lilly

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

are you not putting it in all the way or something, fumes shouldn't be that bad?

it's not that they're bad, but that they're bad for you.

sbsquarepants

I love the smell of petrol, it's one of my favourite smells. Fúck the benzene - we all gotta die sometime!

cbyrd

Demi Loose Tap-dancer wrote:

You don't actually need to stand anywhere near the pump. the fuel cap on the car fits in between the handle on the pump and keeps the flow going, then it automatically stops when the tank is close to full. Just pop the cap into the pump handle and walk away, go back when it stops filling and pop the cap back out when it's finished.

What happens if you've only a tenner in your pocket....?

badabing106

Does anyone shack the petrol guzzle gun at end, like they would their willly, To get every single last drop out?