Has anyone here broken any laws recently?

Gerrup Outta Dat!

Everyone breaks them. Lots of laws are victimless such as smoking cannabis and selling alcohol after 10 pm. People break laws every day of the week.

What laws have you broken?

Conor Bourke

Gerrup Outta Dat! wrote: »

Everyone breaks them. Lots of laws are victimless such as smoking cannabis and selling alcohol after 10 pm. People break laws every day of the week.

What laws have you broken?

Howaya guard.

Grayson

I forgot to tag onto the luas last week. that's just how I roll. Like a fcuking tram.

cbyrd

I drove my car for 4 month with no road tax cos I forgot initially then I was too busy and kept forgetting.. sorted now though.

Stonedpilot

Gerrup Outta Dat! wrote: »

Everyone breaks them. Lots of laws are victimless such as smoking cannabis and selling alcohol after 10 pm. People break laws every day of the week.

What laws have you broken?

Quiet day at the Station so Garda?

Gerrup Outta Dat!

cbyrd wrote: »

I drove my car for 4 month with no road tax cos I forgot initially then I was too busy and kept forgetting.. sorted now though.

How can you not pay something that doesn’t exist?

punisher5112

Oh I'm not falling for this again....


Oh wait I've said too much.,...

Steve_o

Gerrup Outta Dat! wrote: »

Everyone breaks them. Lots of laws are victimless such as smoking cannabis and selling alcohol after 10 pm. People break laws every day of the week.

What laws have you broken?

I lit a fag inside the doorway of a pub once because it was windy out, complete disregard for the smoking ban, but whatever.... I don't play by anyones rules.... :P

Jim Bob Scratcher

Nude walking

Kimbot

This list of laws I havent broken is shorter :P

bear1

Gerrup Outta Dat! wrote: »

Everyone breaks them. Lots of laws are victimless such as smoking cannabis and selling alcohol after 10 pm. People break laws every day of the week.

What laws have you broken?

And what laws have you broken?

I love when people start threads asking questions but never offer up their own opinion first.

sbsquarepants

There was an incident in Vegas a little while back but I don't really want to talk about it.

cbyrd

Gerrup Outta Dat! wrote:

How can you not pay something that doesn’t exist?

Eh?

For Forks Sake

Gerrup Outta Dat! wrote: »

Everyone breaks them. Lots of laws are victimless such as smoking cannabis and selling alcohol after 10 pm. People break laws every day of the week.

What laws have you broken?

Sod off officer. Myself and my veehiikle are completely law-abiding.

punisher5112

cbyrd wrote: »

Eh?

Road tax doesn't exist its motor tax...

Super-Rush

I break the law once a week every week.

RikkFlair

I downloaded a car

punisher5112

OK I'll admit it it was me that put the screw in the tuna....

NickNickleby

cbyrd wrote: »

Eh?

Apparently its a reference to the fact that 'road tax' is actually called 'motor tax'. It was originally called road tax (or road fund licence in UK), until it was discovered (here at least) that it wasn't being used to fix any roads.

The fact that you were corrected, on something that doesn't matter a ***K to the rest of us because we knew what you meant, suggests that the poster also knew what you meant but just wanted to correct your terminology.

Consider yourself corrected! Motor Tax, MOTOR TAX!:D

(I still call it road tax:D)

cbyrd

punisher5112 wrote:

Road tax doesn't exist its motor tax...

Okay pedantic pat, it was always road tax til people figured out that it wasn't being used to fix the roads anymore.
You understood what I was on about. I was going to tell you all about a little loop hole I exploited but now I'm not

NickNickleby

cbyrd wrote: »

Okay pedantic pat, it was always road tax til people figured out that it wasn't being used to fix the roads anymore.
You understood what I was on about. I was going to tell you all about a little loop hole I exploited but now I'm not

But you could tell the rest of us, what would it take, about 20 or 30 pm's?

edit: post count = 21, leaving yourself out and assuming all posts are separate authors, 20 pm;s. Away you go!

Kimbot

NickNickleby wrote: »

But you could tell the rest of us, what would it take, about 20 or 30 pm's?

69 pms normally work best

ectoraige

I blasphemed during breakfast.

Boom_Bap

I once hung up the phone and said 'bye' once instead of the usual 43 times.

Kimbot

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I once hung up the phone and said 'bye' once instead of the usual 43 times.

Your evil

Boom_Bap

jonnycivic wrote: »

Your evil

I also once didn't bless myself when driving past a graveyard.

Kimbot

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I also once didn't bless myself when driving past a graveyard.

Right thats it, I'm banning yo ass :P

Sue Pa Key Pa

I left my driving licence at home and drove to Aldi and back. No issues to report, thankfully

PeterParker957

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I once hung up the phone and said 'bye' once instead of the usual 43 times.

HEATHEN!!!!

NickNickleby

jonnycivic wrote: »

69 pms normally work best

I'm almost afraid to ask.........

For Forks Sake

Sue Pa Key Pa wrote: »

I left my driving licence at home and drove to Aldi and back. No issues to report, thankfully

You mad yoke.

greencap

Once pretended to be an off duty garda. in order to get some information out of some kids, after an 'incident' had occured.

didn't really consider the seriousness of doing so at the time.

wont be doing that again.



(may or may not have happened, im using this guys computer and ip address, my name is steve, i have a flight today or possibly some day this week)

RustyNut

I had an old levitate after me breakfast. Those laws of gravity have no hold over me.

punisher5112

cbyrd wrote: »

Okay pedantic pat, it was always road tax til people figured out that it wasn't being used to fix the roads anymore.
You understood what I was on about. I was going to tell you all about a little loop hole I exploited but now I'm not

Hey I didn't call you out was just helping you out as you questioned why????

Badly Drunk Boy

I went through a red light on the way to work this morning on my bike, but there was nobody else around.

Sam Kade

The transgression confession thread.

maudgonner

RustyNut wrote: »

I had an old levitate after me breakfast. Those laws of gravity have no hold over me.

I'm a straight woman but I don't fancy Michael Fassbender.

Take that, Laws of Attraction!

PeterParker957

maudgonner wrote: »

I'm a straight woman but I don't fancy Michael Fassbender.

Take that, Laws of Attraction!

You have one more chance my child - Jamie Dornan ?

maudgonner

PeterParker957 wrote: »

You have one more chance my child - Jamie Dornan ?

He seems like a nice lad, but I get no urge to rip his clothes off.

PeterParker957

maudgonner wrote: »

He seems like a nice lad, but I get no urge to rip his clothes off.

Goodo - one less in the queue!!!!!!!

Sam Quentin

Ok ok I wasn't gonna mention this but seen as we'r all being so honest WELL... I was busting for a pee one night in my car way out the country and I had no where to go... So I pulled into the side of the road and put my hazards on, I grabbed an empty can of Caco Cloa(know what I mean copyright © and all that)anyway I was standing there peeing into the can(as best I could)and a bloody car pulled up beside me, it was the Guards... I said sorry Gard but I was bust in, he put his blue 'vinyl' gloves on then took the can off me, he then said "we'll need this as evidence, I said jaysizzzz creeeeest shir I didn't even pee on the road, and he said "I don't care I'm doing you for possession of can-a-piss" :-):P

JollyBustard

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I once hung up the phone and said 'bye' once instead of the usual 43 times.

Tell me you called back immediately to clarify you weren't mad at them though!

Hector Savage

Back in 1999 I bought some kids alcohol in the US.
They told me they were 16 but they were even younger - me like an idiot went ahead and bought it for them.
I was also there working illegally, If I even knew the trouble I could have gotten into jesus how stupid I was.

I killed and dismembered 3 prostitutes in the last month. Hid their remains in Killarney National Park. Suspect it's against Park rules, but not sure it counts as breaking the law.

PeterParker957

Deleted User wrote: »

I killed and dismembered 3 prostitutes in the last month. Hid their remains in Killarney National Park. Suspect it's against Park rules, but not sure it counts as breaking the law.

It depends, on a Sunday they're fierce strict but it depends on how strictly they enforce park policy.

Perhaps a Healy-Rae could help ?

Estrellita

Gerrup Outta Dat! wrote: »

What laws have you broken?

Fadder.... I've killed a man..

Hector Savage

Estrellita wrote: »

Fadder.... I've killed a man..

You haven't been up to your old tricks Tom have you ?

Estrellita

Hector Savage wrote: »

You haven't been up to your old tricks Tom have you ?

I have fadder. And dat udder ting... Twas my money, I just didn't want to fill out de forms :cool:

Huexotzingo

I scoffed a box of After Eights before 8.
I'm worse than Hitler:(

Sleeper12

cbyrd wrote:

Eh?

cbyrd wrote:

Okay pedantic pat, it was always road tax til people figured out that it wasn't being used to fix the roads anymore. You understood what I was on about. I was going to tell you all about a little loop hole I exploited but now I'm not

When was it road tax? I know that it's motor tax since at least the late 70s but not sure before that. I'm not sure if it ever was road tax in Ireland?

uck51js9zml2yt

I've been in a car driving down the wrong side of a dual carriageway.










I'm in India so it's normal....a mad country!