Ideas for Halloween fancy dress party

cardinal tetra

Sorry to ask this.

The oh is having a fancy dress Halloween party to coincide with the birthday and its somethimg i hate.

Im 16.5st so superhero is out. Nobody wants to see a chubby superman, thor or heman. Skeletor and predator were 2 i liked but again the chub aspect kinda negates stealthy amd skellingtony!

Ffs please please please could you give me a few ideas. Id like something retro, funky or cool and not just the norm of elvis brealing bad or game of thrones. This is a big deal apparantly and if i dont male an effort, i was told to go as the invisible man and pack my bags. The inlaws are also horrendous sneering c-units so the likes of wheres wally or something would leave me open for abuse that i would really rather not let myself in for.

I poxy hate dress up. Stupid feckin thing. Ive budgeted about 100 to 150 quid. Your help wiuld be much appreciated.

Ulysses Gaze

cardinal tetra wrote: »

Sorry to ask this.

The oh is having a fancy dress Halloween party to coincide with the birthday and its somethimg i hate.

Im 16.5st so superhero is out. Nobody wants to see a chubby superman, thor or heman. Skeletor and predator were 2 i liked but again the chub aspect kinda negates stealthy amd skellingtony!

Ffs please please please could you give me a few ideas. Id like something retro, funky or cool and not just the norm of elvis brealing bad or game of thrones. This is a big deal apparantly and if i dont male an effort, i was told to go as the invisible man and pack my bags. The inlaws are also horrendous sneering c-units so the likes of wheres wally or something would leave me open for abuse that i would really rather not let myself in for.

I poxy hate dress up. Stupid feckin thing. Ive budgeted about 100 to 150 quid. Your help wiuld be much appreciated.

Have you seen Cannonball Run?

Go as....

cardinal tetra

Also need something that will be identifyable by inbred inlaws ( yes i see what i did there lol)

Not a bad start amd not far off my build!

Ulysses Gaze

The Penguin from Batman?

Peter Griffin?

cardinal tetra

There is a penguin and an actual person dressed as an actual penguin going!!! I dont have the chin for a peter griffin!

Ulysses Gaze

cardinal tetra wrote: »

There is a penguin and an actual person dressed as an actual penguin going!!! I dont have the chin for a peter griffin!

Homer Simpson?

Or Stay Puft the Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters.

Arsemageddon

Sellotape a few bin bags together and hey presto, you have a retro 80s style witches costume!

entropi

One of the larger WWE/WWF wrestlers maybe? There's loads out there.

Billy86

Slippers, dressing gown, mug, rolled up newspaper and messy hair or one of those cartooney 'bed hats' and maybe a rolled up newspaper if you want to go mad (just use elastic bands to keep it together).

I threw it together on a whim years back when I decided to head out last minute. Goes down really, really well with pretty much everyone for whatever reason, is really comfy and warm if the dressing gown is good (you can always just untie it if it's a crowded pub, house, nightclub, etc) and is stupidly easy to put together.

Just be sure to wear shorts and a t-shirt underneath! :pac:

Ulysses Gaze

Billy86 wrote: »

Slippers, dressing gown, mug, rolled up newspaper and messy hair or one of those cartooney 'bed hats' and maybe a rolled up newspaper if you want to go mad (just use elastic bands to keep it together).

I threw it together on a whim years back when I decided to head out last minute. Goes down really, really well with pretty much everyone for whatever reason, is really comfy and warm if the dressing gown is good (you can always just untie it if it's a crowded pub, house, nightclub, etc) and is stupidly easy to put together.

Just be sure to wear shorts and a t-shirt underneath! :pac:

Good idea...and you then have your budgeted money to spend on the most important thing you'll need when surrounded by in-laws.

CeilingFly

The Silent Monk

First say you can't attend.

Monk outfit, death mask, lantern with candle.

Stand still with lantern moving slowly side to side. Then move a small bit and repeat.

Say nothing.

Scares the sh1te out of people especially if they don't know its you.

Four Phucs Ache

Cover yourself in cotton wool and go as a cloud with an arrow pointing to your face saying upload drink here.


Sorted.

Badly Drunk Boy

Because of your username, I was going to suggest Cardinal Richelieu but they probably wouldn't get it.

Spanish Eyes

Before you all have a go at me, this is lighthearted.

Put yourself into a burka with a letterbox on your face covering. I am sure it is allowed even in this oh so PC country. Well it is gender neutral!

Atoms for Peace

A lumberjack, all you need is a plaid shirt and axe.

Ulysses Gaze

judeboy101

Harvey weinstein?

Ulysses Gaze

cardinal tetra

Think ill kust go in my birthday suit

posturingpat

cardinal tetra wrote: »

Sorry to ask this.

The oh is having a fancy dress Halloween party to coincide with the birthday and its somethimg i hate.

Im 16.5st so superhero is out. Nobody wants to see a chubby superman, thor or heman. Skeletor and predator were 2 i liked but again the chub aspect kinda negates stealthy amd skellingtony!

Ffs please please please could you give me a few ideas. Id like something retro, funky or cool and not just the norm of elvis brealing bad or game of thrones. This is a big deal apparantly and if i dont male an effort, i was told to go as the invisible man and pack my bags. The inlaws are also horrendous sneering c-units so the likes of wheres wally or something would leave me open for abuse that i would really rather not let myself in for.

I poxy hate dress up. Stupid feckin thing. Ive budgeted about 100 to 150 quid. Your help wiuld be much appreciated.

Give the horrible bitch the heave ho and don't worry about a fancy dress.

December2012

Super Mario?

RobbingBandit

Donald Trump

Hande hoche!

Kim Jong Un.

diomed

Divine

Hector Bellend

ryan tubridy

Capt'n Midnight

Hans Bricks

Blackface Jimmy Savile with a Cool Runnings theme.

Make sure to post the pictures here.

Fanny Wank

How about.....

Donald Trump

You'll need a friend.

Have your friend strap a bowl of custard around his waist and have his knob dipped in the custard.

You can take a pear, cut a hole in it and fill is with jizz

If anyone asks, just say that you've both dressed as emotions

Say "well my friend is fuc.king disgusted and I've just come in despair"

Ipso

Alan Partridge zombie.

Hande hoche!

Hans Bricks wrote: »

Blackface Jimmy Savile with a Cool Runnings theme.

Make sure to post the pictures here.

Would happily give a beer to anyone who showed up dressed to a party like that.

the_syco

cardinal tetra wrote: »

The inlaws are also horrendous sneering c-units

Any chance they don't get invited?

Del2005

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_Bastard_(character)

You can abuse the relatives and say that you are just staying in character

Hans Bricks

Hande hoche! wrote: »

Would happily give a beer to anyone who showed up dressed to a party like that.

A crate for the man who shows up like that to an AH beers.

Conall Cernach

I'm just going to say the obvious but how about Pennywise the Dancing Clown?

seagull

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

A lumberjack, all you need is a plaid shirt and axe.

You forgot the interesting selection of underwear and shoes.

The_Valeyard

Go as a ghost caught on tape.

White sheet. Wrap it in tape.