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  • 11-10-2017 9:47pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭


    Please join us in giving a big AH welcome to your new overlord.
    Buford T. Justice V has agreed to join us in oppressing the masses.


    Welcome B.T.J.V.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,936 ✭✭✭LEIN


    Welcome Buford T. Justice V.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,938 ✭✭✭✭Kermit.de.frog


    What are his terms and conditions?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,936 ✭✭✭LEIN


    What are his terms and conditions?

    He's an upgraded troll terminator. Search and destroy.

    Buford Terminator. Justice Verified


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    What are his terms and conditions?


    He wanted to post off topic in the TTAY thread.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 502 ✭✭✭Pero_Bueno


    Did he chase the Bandit from coast to coast ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,097 ✭✭✭Roger Mellie Man on the Telly


    Sounds like a tosser.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,966 ✭✭✭Liamalone


    What about the fish? Has it gone off already?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,663 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    I thought he was already a moderator? Or you just reappointing people to the same positions that already had...? Or moving everyone sideways? All sounds a bit Donald-Trumpish...!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,613 ✭✭✭server down


    Sounds like a scary dude. I approve.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,591 ✭✭✭brevity


    Can't beat a good BTJV


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,608 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    Welcome, Buford! Another forum to add to your portfolio.

    Don't worry, reported post volume shouldn't be too far off what you're used to dealing with already.












































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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,938 ✭✭✭✭Kermit.de.frog


    LEIN wrote: »
    He's an upgraded troll terminator. Search and destroy.

    Buford Terminator. Justice Verified

    Yeah but how much is he paid, how many sick days a year, and what perks does he get?

    You are not going to keep him locked up in your "hq" in the flats on Golden Lane are you?

    https://www.google.ie/maps/@53.3406282,-6.2686779,3a,75y,154.65h,92.97t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sN4-HDyB9ilrFFVD0bJuXrA!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo3.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3DN4-HDyB9ilrFFVD0bJuXrA%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D137.47954%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,079 ✭✭✭✭Tom Mann Centuria


    Willkommen, Bienvenue, Welcome, C'mon in

    Nothing says welcome like Sticky Fresh Fish.

    Oh well, give me an easy life and a peaceful death.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Welcome :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Yeah whatever.

    I prefer cod.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,693 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    Welcome aboard :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,058 ✭✭✭whoopsadoodles


    Conspectus wrote: »
    He wanted to post off topic in the TTAY thread.

    The monster. :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,633 ✭✭✭✭Buford T. Justice XIX


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    Pero_Bueno wrote: »
    Did he chase the Bandit from coast to coast ?
    Y'all don't see him much round here no more?

    But just for mentioning him, you're on the list!
    Welcome, Buford! Another forum to add to your portfolio.

    Don't worry, reported post volume shouldn't be too far off what you're used to dealing with already.












































    bandit1.png
    Oh you better believe you're on the list!:cool:

    Thanks for the welcome, guys and gals, now back to posting. I've got card here just itching to get dealt!

    Well, just as soon as I can get the wrapper off:(


  • Posts: 17,728 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    lol


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,253 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    Why do people keep falling for this? How many feckin mods does a forum need? What happens to all the old ones, is there a special residential care facility for the burnt-out ex-mods?

    Good luck Buford, you won't last. :)


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    A new Toy!!!!

    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    bonzodog2 wrote: »
    Why do people keep falling for this? How many feckin mods does a forum need? What happens to all the old ones, is there a special residential care facility for the burnt-out ex-mods?

    Good luck Buford, you won't last. :)

    You know that home for old hairy priests in Father ted? Ex mods have their own wing in that home.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Conspectus wrote: »
    You know that home for old hairy priests in Father ted? Ex mods have their own wing in that home.

    Padded apparently.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Padded apparently.

    Even the pads are padded. All food is blended and drank like a shake cause they can't even have plastic cutlery.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Moar Liverpool threads.

    Best of luck looking after this lot Buford.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Well what's your handle son, and what's your twenty?

    Personally, I think your a crazy sombitch!

    :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,058 ✭✭✭whoopsadoodles


    I just noticed Nervous Wreck closed his account?

    14 years on the site and 6 weeks modding AH was the final nail?

    Good luck Mr. Justice V. Looks like you'll need it!


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 2,159 Mod ✭✭✭✭Oink


    Buford T. Justice V!

    things are fixin’ to get righteous ´round here, yes sir, that’s God’s truth right here.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,633 ✭✭✭✭Buford T. Justice XIX


    Mint Sauce wrote: »
    Well what's your handle son, and what's your twenty?

    Personally, I think your a crazy sombitch!

    :p
    Amazingly, you're not the first to say that to me:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,657 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 6,309 Mod ✭✭✭✭mzungu


    Best of luck Buford T. Justice V :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    Well done on your new hobby! :D (now can you ban all these people who use AH as nothing more than raw data for failed thesis? :) )


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,633 ✭✭✭✭Buford T. Justice XIX


    Well done on your new hobby! :D (now can you ban all these people who use AH as nothing more than raw data for failed thesis? :) )

    I'll wait till you're nearly finished, Harry, then I'll ban you!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,047 ✭✭✭Unearthly


    Good luck Buford *

    *I may delete this comment if result goes against me later :)


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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,035 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 152 ✭✭Karangue


    Well done, will this affect your single farmer disadvantaged payments?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,633 ✭✭✭✭Buford T. Justice XIX


    Karangue wrote: »
    Well done, will this affect your single farmer disadvantaged payments?

    Not in the least. Currently on 5 year income averaging and the coke is a capital expense so it can be written off over a number of years once the vat has been reclaimed. The hookers are a bit of a problem with BIK having to be paid but I'm looking at out sourcing them to the Cayman Islands and importing in smaller quantities to come in under thresholds.

    So no would be the answer there.

    However the new rules on ANC might complicate the picture somewhat.

    Hope you found that helpful.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    This is the best plaice for Buford really. I'll try not to cod him too much in case he salmons his ban hammer. I'll leave the trolling (tr)out. If I do troll I'm sure he'll let minnow. I'm hopeful he'll be a reely good mod though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick




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