So this Hurricane

IvyTheTerrible

expectationlost wrote: »

so are employers going to let most of the south of Ireland not come to work tmw?

Well if the red alert means the same as what it means here in France, then people shouldn't be expected to go to work.
All the schools in my county were closed for a morning last year, then they reopened in the afternoon when the red alert was lifted. We didn't lose pay for not being in work in the morning.

Whispered

My husband has a meeting in Waterford tomorrow morning. Thinking of heading down tonight so he doesn't have much driving to do in the bad weather.

Same man just put the buns out.

RebelButtMunch

demanufactured wrote: »

Pedestal

I've a few pedals in the shed. I might need a stool for them

A Battered Mars Bar

Hi I just thought I'd like to issue a severe weather warning to people. This will not be a non event. I REPEAT THIS WILL NOT BE A NON EVENT.

THOSE WHO KNOW ME KNOW ME BEST FOR PREDICTING THE BIG FREEZE.

I REPEAT WARN WARN SEVERE WIND APPROACHING WARN WARN SEVERE WIND APPROACHING.

TrustedApple

namloc1980 wrote: »

In Cork too and our office is open tomorrow and people are expected in work.

What part of the city are you in haha

TrustedApple

Whispered wrote: »

My husband has a meeting in Waterford tomorrow morning. Thinking of heading down tonight so he doesn't have much driving to do in the bad weather.

Same man just put the buns out.

Would he not do it on remotely on Skype?. As I still don't understand company's and people who can't offer a remote meeting in this day and age

Foweva Awone

A Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

Hi I just thought I'd like to issue a severe weather warning to people. This will not be a non event. I REPEAT THIS WILL NOT BE A NON EVENT.

THOSE WHO KNOW ME KNOW ME BEST FOR PREDICTING THE BIG FREEZE.

I REPEAT WARN WARN SEVERE WIND APPROACHING WARN WARN SEVERE WIND APPROACHING.

Feck ... have you contacted MET Eireann yet, they could probably do with some of your expertise.

OldMrBrennan83

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A Battered Mars Bar

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Feck ... have you contacted MET Eireann yet, they could probably do with some of your expertise.

Hi Met Eireann don't take too kindly to people who predict the future in a non scientific manner. I have issued my warning to the public.

WARN WARN. SEVERE WEATHER APPROACHING. WARN WARN SEVERE WRATHER APPROACHING.

*SIRENS*

WARN WARN SEVER WEATHER APPROACHING

RobbingBandit

All hail Xenu and he will make this all go away for €500 each.

kfrp

A Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

Hi Met Eireann don't take too kindly to people who predict the future in a non scientific manner. I have issued my warning to the public.

WARN WARN. SEVERE WEATHER APPROACHING. WARN WARN SEVERE WRATHER APPROACHING.

*SIRENS*

WARN WARN SEVER WEATHER APPROACHING

Are you this guy?

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/weatherpredicting-postman-delivers-super-summer-forecast-29361599.html

harry Bailey esq

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Well if the red alert means the same as what it means here in France, then people shouldn't be expected to go to work.
We didn't lose pay for not being in work in the morning.

Otherwise there would have been one big muthaf*kin strike! Gotta love the French,they know the true meaning of solidarity. Lollipop lady gets fired for turning up to work drunk, naked and shouting profanities at the kiddies crossing the road.
Air traffic controllers get wind of it and shut down French airspace in support of the drunkard, causing chaos across Europe in the process.

RayM

demanufactured wrote: »

Pedestal

Your wrong, and you're location says Athlone. I'm not taking advice on the English language from someone from Athlone, thank you very much.

Collie D

RayM wrote: »

Your wrong, and you're location says Athlone. I'm not taking advice on the English language from someone from Athlone, thank you very much.

He's really not

RayM

Collie D wrote: »

He's really not

I've had this argument with people yesterday and I was proven right. I'm not getting into it again.

Kermit.de.frog

Here is the latest advisory from the National Hurricane Center

HAZARDS AFFECTING LAND

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WIND: Gale-force winds are expected to begin across southern
Ireland by early Monday morning and gradually spread northward
across the country during the day. Hurricane-force winds are
expected to reach the southern portions of Ireland by Monday
afternoon and spread inland across the country into Monday night.
Preparations to protect lives and property should be rushed to
completion by this afternoon.

Wind speeds atop and on the windward sides of hills and mountains
are often up to 30 percent stronger than the near-surface winds
indicated in this advisory, and in some elevated locations could be
even greater.

RAINFALL: Ophelia is expected to produce rainfall amounts of 2 to
3 inches (50 mm to 75 mm) with isolated totals near 4 inches (100
mm) through Tuesday across western Ireland and Scotland. Across
eastern Ireland, rainfall amounts will average around 1 inch (25 mm)
or less.

STORM SURGE: A dangerous storm surge is expected to produce
significant coastal flooding near and to the east of where the
center of the post-tropical cyclone makes landfall. Near the coast,
the surge will be accompanied by large and destructive waves.

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/text/refresh/MIATCPAT2+shtml/151443.shtml

mr_edge_to_you

RayM wrote: »

Your wrong, and you're location says Athlone. I'm not taking advice on the English language from someone from Athlone, thank you very much.

I think you mean “you’re”.

I’m from Athlone.

IvyTheTerrible

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

Otherwise there would have been one big muthaf*kin strike! Gotta love the French,they know the true meaning of solidarity. Lollipop lady gets fired for turning up to work drunk, naked and shouting profanities at the kiddies crossing the road.
Air traffic controllers get wind of it and shut down French airspace in support of the drunkard, causing chaos across Europe in the process.

You don't know what the fup you're talking about, frankly.
Oh haha the French are always striking ha ha.
5 people died in the red alert in 2014 I was talking about earlier but yeah we didn't go to work cos we're cheese eating surrender monkeys? Is that the cliché you're looking for?

OldMrBrennan83

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Collie D

RayM wrote: »

I've had this argument with people yesterday and I was proven right. I'm not getting into it again.

I don't want to derail this thread but will hold my hands up if you can share that proof.

Skylinehead

Lads come on ffs

Collie D

Skylinehead wrote: »

Lads come on ffs

Sorry

So any truth to the rumours that Coppers is expecting their biggest Sunday night since Bryan Cullen invited everyone in Croke Park, due to teachers being off tomorrow?

scamalert

tried to dig a bunker half a feet and it filled with water,think hit a gas pipe as well

went to store all kites sold out :cool: so got duck tape zip ties and rope

Avatar MIA

Collie D wrote: »

I don't want to derail this thread but will hold my hands up if you can share that proof.

Pedal stool. Damp Squid.

He's playing ye, and ye fell for it Hook, Line and Stinker.

gormdubhgorm

BillyBobBS wrote: »

Seems we a hurricane bearing down on us for Monday. Over in the weather forum they are talking flashlights, taping up windows and AA batteries.

Should i be digging a bunker in my back garden or just taking in my patio furniture and more importantly my wife is getting her hair cut today shall i tell her it's a waste of time as her hair do will be ruined come Monday.

God speed Ireland.:(

Ah sure Ireland survived other Hurricanes and is still here to tell the tale.

RayM

Skylinehead wrote: »

Lads come on ffs

Sorry, it just really annoys me when people are wrong and won't admit there mistakes. I'll stop derailing the thread.

lawred2

RayM wrote: »

Your wrong, and you're location says Athlone. I'm not taking advice on the English language from someone from Athlone, thank you very much.

you probably should

harry Bailey esq

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

You don't know what the fup you're talking about, frankly.
Oh haha the French are always striking ha ha.
5 people died in the red alert in 2014 I was talking about earlier but yeah we didn't go to work cos we're cheese eating surrender monkeys? Is that the cliché you're looking for?

A contrary Frenchman?? I've seen it all now.

Foweva Awone

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

A contrary Frenchman?? I've seen it all now.

She's actually Irish

IvyTheTerrible

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

A contrary Frenchman?? I've seen it all now.

I'm neither French, nor a man.

thecornflake

Has anyone made a the day after tomorrow joke yet?

harry Bailey esq

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

I'm neither French, nor a man.

I'm not French either. Call me

Avatar MIA

thecornflake wrote: »

Has anyone made a the day after tomorrow joke yet?

No, go on... But, it better be funny after building up the hilarity expectation!

RiderOnTheStorm

RayM wrote:

Your wrong, and you're location says Athlone. I'm not taking advice on the English language from someone from Athlone, thank you very much.

*You're wrong* - this means "you are"

*Your location* - this means the location of you

Avatar MIA

RiderOnTheStorm wrote: »

this means the location of you

Not sure that's Honours English either. :pac:

Skylinehead

RiderOnTheStorm wrote: »

*You're wrong* - this means "you are"

*Your location* - this means the location of you

Avatar MIA wrote: »

Pedal stool. Damp Squid.

He's playing ye, and ye fell for it Hook, Line and Stinker.

Scarlehhhhhhh

thecornflake

Avatar MIA wrote: »

No, go on... But, it better be funny after building up the hilarity expectation!

Eh ok . . .eh . . .

What have Cork and me got in common???

Were both gonna be blown . . . the day after tomorrow!

Yes i think that'll do nicely.

Kermit.de.frog

#prayforireland

BillyBobBS

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

#prayforireland

Dublin be fine. That's all that matters.

G_R

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

You don't know what the fup you're talking about, frankly.
Oh haha the French are always striking ha ha.
5 people died in the red alert in 2014 I was talking about earlier but yeah we didn't go to work cos we're cheese eating surrender monkeys? Is that the cliché you're looking for?

Going out on a limb here but I think he may have been joking

Kermit.de.frog

#prayfordublin

moonlighting

could this end up being devastating like Hurricane Irma.

Kermit.de.frog

moonlighting wrote: »

could this end up being devastating like Hurricane Irma.

No.

To quantify, in terms of national devastation, it could be similar to the previous Fianna Fáil government but that's a high bar.

I'll go with locally potentially severe impacts.

Trees down, power outages, some structural damage, that type of thing

Avatar MIA

BillyBobBS wrote: »

Dublin be fine. That's all that matters.

Well, he did say Ireland. WestBrit-tannia be damned

riffmongous

Skylinehead wrote: »

Lads come on ffs

I can't believe this is still going on :pac:

RobbingBandit

Hurricane Nazis the lot of yiz.






Oh wait I mean you all don't want to get meself in trouble.

Avatar MIA

thecornflake wrote: »

Eh ok . . .eh . . .

What have Cork and me got in common???

Were both gonna be blown . . . the day after tomorrow!

Yes i think that'll do nicely.

If that's what your girlfriend told yeah, has she broke the news to you yet that Tomorrow (a bit like you) never cums?

Dartz

This is because I've been driving my RX8 a lot, isn't it?

Kermit.de.frog

RobbingBandit

Have the penguins started flying out of the zoo yet that's usually the 4th sign of evil