Adult movie scenes on the tv and de parents

Kermit.de.frog

Awkward or not?

My tactic use to be to suddenly get up if I knew a sex scene was coming up and grab a cup a tea.

If it was a particularly long scene i'd ask if they both wanted a cup of tea.:D

Barry Badrinath

Just whip the lad out.

Make the parents awkward and leave.

endacl

Not awkward at all. I don't watch telly with either parent, what with being a grownup with my own place an' all.

McMurphy

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Awkward or not?

My tactic use to be to suddenly get up if I knew a sex scene was coming up and grab a cup a tea.

If it was a particularly long scene i'd ask if they both wanted a cup of tea.:D

Yeah I bet it did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o03dOFSpeQ0

gifted

Slide cushion over very subtly.......until you realise your dad is trying to slide same cushion over to him lol lol

twirlagig

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Awkward or not?

My tactic use to be to suddenly get up if I knew a sex scene was coming up and grab a cup a tea.

If it was a particularly long scene i'd ask if they both wanted a cup of tea.:D

If you know the sex scene is coming up, you're grand! Have been caught a few times though when I've already made the tea and am sitting down, and then.... the scene comes on! Cue, massive gulping of tea and a quick dash off the armchair, 'have you any jaffa cakes Ma?' And then mother would say something like , 'the guards were up at Paddy Burkes yesterday, don't know what went on there'.....

SEPT 23 1989

Making tea for the parents just before the money shot OP?

Lorelli!

My parents would always acknowledge the awkwardness and say "close your eyes Lorelli" because they knew I was embarrassed. I'd put my hands over my eyes and nearly every two seconds id say "is it over yet?"

SEPT 23 1989

Lorelli! wrote: »

I'd put my hands over my eyes and nearly every two seconds id say "is it over yet?"

Thats exactly what my wife says

DrPhilG

I've had the misfortune of being in the cinema with my wife and her father during a few uncomfortable scenes. Including the rape scene (or nearly anyway) in Kill Bill.

"Here, take the vaseline. She's dry as a sandbox down there"

Can hardly bog off out of the cinema to make a cup of tae.

philstar

ah surely those days are over??

its not like back in the day when the thorn birds was on the telly

ZeroThreat

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Making tea for the parents just before the money shot OP?

I'm pretty sure the OP isn't talking about the family watching pornos.

snowflaker

Try been 17 watching This Life and Ferdy riding the Scottish lad, and your mother walks in....

(I wasn't doing anything untoward)

Kermit.de.frog

snowflaker wrote: »

(I wasn't doing anything untoward)

Why the totally uncalled for denial?:P

Hotblack Desiato

endacl wrote: »

Not awkward at all. I don't watch telly with either parent, what with being a grownup with my own place an' all.

Them both being dead also helps.

But that nip slip back in the day on Glenroe was the talk of the nation for weeks.

As for the notion of proper sex scenes being on British TV never mind Irish, all I can say is :pac: you must be having a laugh

Permabear

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Gatling

Try sitting through love on Netflix which features unsimulated scenes including money shots

branie2

I imagine there was a lot of awkwardness in 1977 when the Spike was shown on RTE

Omackeral

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

My tactic use to be to suddenly get up if I knew a sex scene was coming up and grab a cup a tea.

If it was a particularly long scene i'd ask if they both wanted a cup of tea.:D

Did that before. Was watching one of the Naked Gun movies with dear old mom and dad. I knew there was a man awkward bit coming up because I saw it in my cousin's house a month or so before. So I pre-empted it and went and boiled the kettle, got the biscuits and the lot. Did a few laps around the table just to be safe and said right, I'll go back in. Must've been one of those really long 90's ad breaks though cos the poxy sex scene was only starting.

Roger Hassenforder

Gatling wrote: »

Try sitting through love on Netflix which features unsimulated scenes including money shots

The opening scene of that would you reaching for the remote. How the hell did it make it on Netflix. Lasted a few days, before being, ahem, pulled.

Arghus

Memories of it being always extremely awkward - we all just usually sat there in uncomfortable silence until the scene played out.

Of the "unholy trinity" violence was generally a-okay, I've fond memories of watching Die Hard with my oul lad at the age of eight or nine, bad language was frowned upon a bit, but loads of sexy sex or nudity always meant awkwardness lay ahead.

Bret Hart

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

The opening scene of that would you reaching for the remote. How the hell did it make it on Netflix. Lasted a few days, before being, ahem, pulled.

It's still on there.

Kermit.de.frog

*stampede to Netflix*

Kermit.de.frog

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Thats exactly what my wife says

So what you're saying is...what are you saying?

That your wife wants it over as soon as possible?

NinetyTwoTeam

I walked in to the sitting room a few weeks ago while Mum was watching Dr Foster and it happened to be the scene of her getting bent over the kitchen table. I just said 'Wow this looks like a class show Mum, no wonder ya never miss it.'

She said when she was young my Granny would leap up and stand in front of the telly pretending to dust the top of it when something racy came on. Though what was racy in them days was nothing compared to what's on now.

ZeroThreat

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Wonder what he said when she was getting pounded doggy style by Drogo from behind.

DaeryssaOne

I used to always have a book in the sitting room with me for this type of awkward situation, would concentrate ferociously on the page in front of me pretending I couldn't see or hear what was happening on the telly!

I always remember my grandparents going mad at my auntie for calling up with a rented VHS for them to watch, she got them Pretty Woman and my granny rang my auntie later on giving out stink for daring to rent 75 year olds a 15s rated film, they turned it off as soon as they realised what it was about!

JupiterKid

A bit OT but I must be one of the 6 people on the planet who has never watched Game Of Thrones. Is it just porn and violence dressed up as fantasy drama?

DaeryssaOne

JupiterKid wrote: »

A bit OT but I must be one of the 6 people on the planet who has never watched Game Of Thrones. Is it just porn and violence dressed up as fantasy drama?

No it's absolutely fantastic tv and well worth the watch!

sbsquarepants

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So that answers the question - was that actually her or a body double?

Damn she's hot!

Lorelli!

JupiterKid wrote: »

A bit OT but I must be one of the 6 people on the planet who has never watched Game Of Thrones. Is it just porn and violence dressed up as fantasy drama?

I haven't had a chance to watch it yet but there was a woman who must have been mid sixties sitting across from me in the hairdressers a while ago talking about it. She was telling me about it and then she said "and you won't believe, the sex, the sex!" :pac:

NickNickleby

JupiterKid wrote: »

A bit OT but I must be one of the 6 people on the planet who has never watched Game Of Thrones. Is it just porn and violence dressed up as fantasy drama?

jobr wrote: »

No it's absolutely fantastic tv and well worth the watch!

Hang on a second. Being one of the remaining 5, I need clarity in this matter. Are you saying there's no porn and violence and therefore its fantastic, or are you saying its fantastic AND there's porn and violence?

Just for clarity, like.

valoren

One Christmas we were all sitting around watching Love Actually when the Martin Freeman/Joanna Page scene just completely jars the film and makes it incredibly uncomfortable viewing. Nothing is as awkward as watching two people in what you thought was a run of the mill rom-com mimicking fellatio in the nip on Christmas Day.

Also went to see Wolf of Wall Street with my cousin, his elderly father and his wife.
Within 10 minutes Leo was snorting coke from a hookers asshole. Awkward.

Malayalam

With new boyfriend in sitting room, long long ago, when something vaguely suggestive came on the TV, too long ago to remember what . But I cannot forget Granny (in Law to be) who up until then had been head back softly snoring in an armchair, opening one eye and leaping to attention to maniacally shriek ''The disgrace of it! The utter disgrace! That bitch will burn in hell! Her soul will rot in Hell! The disgrace! Turn that filth off! Over my dead body...''

Uh, roh-kay, granny...

DaeryssaOne

NickNickleby wrote: »

Hang on a second. Being one of the remaining 5, I need clarity in this matter. Are you saying there's no porn and violence and therefore its fantastic, or are you saying its fantastic AND there's porn and violence?

Just for clarity, like.

Haha there is plenty of sex and violence, especially in the first few seasons but I found myself getting annoyed at the gratuitous nudity, it can be distracting from the story which is so good itself that you want to concentrate!

ZeroThreat

JupiterKid wrote: »

A bit OT but I must be one of the 6 people on the planet who has never watched Game Of Thrones. Is it just porn and violence dressed up as fantasy drama?

I only ever watched about the first two episodes actually, didn't get into it for some reason, even though I read all the books.

However, if you've ever seen a picture of the author, he's your typical looking obese bearded old pevert, probably has an order keeping him at least 500m away from girls secondary schools at all times

Permabear

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My oul' Da used to conveniently fall asleep at the sound of a bra being unclasped or some knickers hitting the floor.

I wouldn't mind but the guy saw some serious action in his day, things I hope never happen to me. He pulled the pilot out of a burning crashed airplane in Burma, 1953, drove a truck full of German POWs from Basra to Alexandria in 1948, threw an attempted rapist face first through a six inch plate glass window in 1975 when he was driving an ambulance past the scene.

Hard as nails but by fukc he couldn't sit in the same room as a pair of tits on the telly with his own kids. The older generation of the republic, eh!

branie2

How about ads for Playtex or Ambre Solaire? they were racy enough.

lazybones32

Never any memorable awkward moments with the parents but was living with my gran and she let me flick through the channels on fri night. Eurotrash was on Channel 4 and as i hit it, the story was about a goose that used go crazy when they tried shooting a porno in its presence. I changed away but gran didn't hear what it was about and told me "go back to the duck". Within seconds there were a pair of titties bouncing on screen, as the lady was getting rogered. She was groaning, he was grunting and the goose was going mental. I just remember the look i was given...as if it was my choice to watch sex on tv with my gran as an 12 year old.

philstar

it was worse in the oul'days before remote controls..when you had to get up off your arse to change channels

branie2

TVs with dials or buttons

lazybones32

philstar wrote: »

it was worse in the oul'days before remote controls..when you had to get up off your arse to change channels

Ah, the joys of being the youngest...

philstar

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

it was always the one nearest the telly in our house

Kermit.de.frog

The days of watching tv with the family are probably coming to an end anyway with smart phones, ipads etc....

AllGunsBlazing

Being stuck in the sitting room, not just with my parents, but my Mum's relations from England while watching 'The Name of the Rose'. I mean ffs it had Sean Connery playing a monk/detective in ye oldie times. You'd figure that you would be on fairly safe ground there!

The phrase awkward silence doesn't even begin to describe....

fryup

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

The scene where christian slater gets "jumped on" by the randy peasant girl

(good movie btw)

ZeroThreat

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She shags a sibling or something I presume?

ZeroThreat

Btw I always loved that scene in Under Siege when the girl pops out of the cake ....

philstar

remember that movie black swan that was out a few years back

i got it out on dvd one night to watch it with my elderly parents and seeing that the subject matter was ballet i naively thought it'd be fairly tame, but my god the amount of fanny flickin & lickin in it was unreal..could feel beads of sweat running down my back as i sank ever deeper in the sofa...i was mortified

couldn't look them in the eye for a week

Mena

A lot of sexually repressed people on here...