The worst thing you’ve ever done

Cody montana

At a charity event.
I saw a fiver dropped in the floor.
I picked it up and bought a pint.

I shot JFK. You were all going to find out next week anyway, so I'm saying it now. Lee Harvey Oswald was just the fall guy.

lukesmom

cheated in a test

jaxxx

I let the dogs out.....

Other than skipping 1 or 2 red lights when I was younger and inexperienced, I don't think I've ever done anything that bad.

Can I get a halo?

mad muffin

This one time at band camp…

branie2

contributed too many response posts on a certain thread

longshanks

Upset a local farmer by running through his fields of hay.

RayM

This one time, right, there was an illegally parked car, and...

Actually, no, never mind...

Ulysses Gaze

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

cbreeze

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

I told a woman I don't like that her dress looked great on her.

It didn't.

gammygils

Deleted User wrote: »

I shot JFK. You were all going to find out next week anyway, so I'm saying it now. Lee Harvey Oswald was just the fall guy.

From the grassy knoll. Right? And you left load of fag butts behind the fence? I knew it! :pac:

branie2

The gunsmoke rising from the knoll proves it as well

jaxxx

I told a girl I liked her... she said she liked me... then she canoodled with my best friend.

Oh wait, I got the pronoun wrong.... My bad.

Cody montana

Ok, I mixed butter and ketchup in a breakfast roll.

Wailin

Dumped a girlfriend on Valentines Day

Yester

Wolf whistled. I had no idea the harm I was doing and will always live with the guilt.

Wailin

^^^^ :pac:

the_pen_turner

hid a singers jumper once. poor fecker couldn't find it and wrote a song about it

nelly17

Ulysses Gaze wrote: »

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

I hung my head

Hitman3000

Fcuked the wife of a government minister.

For Forks Sake

Ulysses Gaze wrote: »

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

*yawn*

I shot a man in Reno

Is there an echo in here?

byronbay2

the_pen_turner wrote: »

hid a singers jumper once. poor fecker couldn't find it and wrote a song about it

Every cloud, eh?? In reality, you did humanity a great service.

fussyonion

I pretended to faint to get the attention of a boy I liked in school.

But the principal called an ambulance so I had to prolong my 'faint' and pretend I was out, even when they stretchered me out through the doors with approx. 50 people watching.

Outlaw Pete

Deleted User wrote: »

Lee Harvey Oswald was just the fall guy.

No, that was Lee Majors.

Hitman3000

Hitman3000 wrote:

Fcuked the wife of a government minister.

I love how when you're been honest no-one gives a fcuk.

Pwindedd

I put UHU-glue on a cut my brother had and told him it was magic cream. I can still hear the screams.

Purple Mountain

branie2 wrote: »

contributed too many response posts on a certain thread

Ahh branie2 I was only pulling yer ole leg..

Birneybau

Drinking red wine on top of Kahlua, feeling queasy now.

shnethb

About 10 years ago while working as a nurse in Uk. I accidentally told the wrong woman her father had died. Situation was rectified about 45 seconds later when I realized my error. The daughter did not see the bright side of the situation !! Not my finest hour.

gozunda

jaxxx wrote: »

I let the dogs out.....

I brought them in again ....

I did a poo so big it blocked the loo and never let on it was me .... :pac:

branie2

I shot the sheriff

But I did not shoot the deputy

Pwindedd

Birneybau wrote: »

Drinking red wine on top of Kahlua, feeling queasy now.

What possesed you !!! - always save your cream based beverages for the last knockings.

Pwindedd

shnethb wrote: »

About 10 years ago while working as a nurse in Uk. I accidentally told the wrong woman her father had died. Situation was rectified about 45 seconds later when I realized my error. The daughter did not see the bright side of the situation !! Not my finest hour.

oh god... but looking on the bright (okay less dark?) side you it could have been the other way round and you told the dead mans daughter that her father was going to pull through.

corner of hells

shnethb wrote: »

About 10 years ago while working as a nurse in Uk. I accidentally told the wrong woman her father had died. Situation was rectified about 45 seconds later when I realized my error. The daughter did not see the bright side of the situation !! Not my finest hour.

DOA and DUI, simple enough mistake.

jimbobaloobob

Pwindedd wrote: »

I put UHU-glue on a cut my brother had and told him it was magic cream. I can still hear the screams.

i laugh at this but i shouldnt. I did it to myself once. was miles from a shop to by bandages. I feel his pain

gammygils

Claimed Unemployment Benefit even though I was working for months in the 80's. But I was paying a skite in tax! So Fück it! No regrets

NinetyTwoTeam

Well I'll let you judge whether this is good or bad: I was working at an animal shelter (not in Ireland), and moved into a flat on the top floor of a house. The fella living on the bottom floor got a lab puppy and kept it chained up outside day and night. He drank a lot, and never walked the dog, often didn't even fill his water bowl (I would do it when I was about). The dog had no shelter, and this was a place that had very hot summers and very cold winters.

One morning I cut the collar off the dog, took it to my work which was about an hour away and he got adopted by a nice family with kids within a week. My neighbor thought his dog got stolen, I told him yeah that happens all the time.

jimbobaloobob

I think you did a fine thing.

demanufactured

NinetyTwoTeam wrote: »

Well I'll let you judge whether this is good or bad: I was working at an animal shelter (not in Ireland), and moved into a flat on the top floor of a house. The fella living on the bottom floor got a lab puppy and kept it chained up outside day and night. He drank a lot, and never walked the dog, often didn't even fill his water bowl (I would do it when I was about). The dog had no shelter, and this was a place that had very hot summers and very cold winters.

One morning I cut the collar off the dog, took it to my work which was about an hour away and he got adopted by a nice family with kids within a week. My neighbor thought his dog got stolen, I told him yeah that happens all the time.

Well done.. You did that poor animal a favour he can never repay... You deserve a medal for that... Nice one.

Graham 1324

I took a pill in ibiza...

Thespoofer

Hitman3000 wrote: »

Fcuked the wife of a government minister.

Go on...

Mousewar

NinetyTwoTeam wrote: »

Well I'll let you judge whether this is good or bad: I was working at an animal shelter (not in Ireland), and moved into a flat on the top floor of a house. The fella living on the bottom floor got a lab puppy and kept it chained up outside day and night. He drank a lot, and never walked the dog, often didn't even fill his water bowl (I would do it when I was about). The dog had no shelter, and this was a place that had very hot summers and very cold winters.

One morning I cut the collar off the dog, took it to my work which was about an hour away and he got adopted by a nice family with kids within a week. My neighbor thought his dog got stolen, I told him yeah that happens all the time.

I thoroughly approve but can I ask a question? Genuinely not trying to sh1t on your story - I'm just curious. Did the guy replace the dog?

skylight1987

I bought a venus fly trap but rather than let nature take its course and let the plant catch its own food I started throwing insects into it and watched the leaves close in around them .... after two weeks I realised the horror of my actions and threw the fly trap over the garden fence .no winners in that

Ted_YNWA

I hid alll the road signs to St Jose.


People are still looking for the way to get there.

skylight1987

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I hid alll the road signs to St Jose.


People are still looking for the way to get there.

san jose no ?

NickNickleby

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I hid alll the road signs to St Jose.


People are still looking for the way to get there.

Ted, I'm old enough to have gotten it without the 'spoiler'.

By the way, I did find my way there in the 80's, so I wrote to Burt and told him.

Ted_YNWA

skylight1987 wrote: »

san jose no ?

there too.

endacl

Hitman3000 wrote: »

I love how when you're been honest no-one gives a fcuk.

Don't worry pet. I'm sure lots of people read your funny post.

jimbobaloobob

we cant ask questions Hitman that would be a different thread entirely.