Late Late Toy Show 2017

batistuta9

Knex. wrote: »

Graham Norton should do an adult toy show, with the guests even more hammered than normal.

Load of dildos and magic wands?

Welsh Megaman

Might have to change my username to Chubby Chops.

km79

What a lovely girl

brooke 2

Deleted User wrote: »

I was once manning a local authority public desk and needed help from the inner office - I got on the intercom intending to say I have a query here and need assistance. Instead I fumbled up and said I have a QUEER here and need help. Poor guy other pride of counter looked at me in disbelief. A fawlty towers moment, I tried to unsay it by repeating “this querY needs sorting”

:pac::pac::pac::pac:

Happy Christmas
"mhm"

lertsnim

A 10 year old Elvis impersonator. This is what tv was made for.

BorneTobyWilde

sjb25

JohnnyChimpo wrote: »

lolling at Chubby Chops! I just looked over at the missus and she shot me daggers and said "dont you dare"

joe316

It didn’t take Al Porter too long to get back on TV!

anthonyjmaher

Ryan looks like Elvis would have looked if he hadn't liked Cheeseburgers

Why has he got an email belt?

Atlantic Dawn

Tax man listening now.

Knex*

batistuta9 wrote: »

Load of dildos and magic wands?

Punishment for telling a crap story in the red chair could be severe.

gifted

Poor Elvis kid....

applehunter

LewisR wrote: »

If I ever get a girl to have unprotected sex with me, I want a kid like her.

Smooth

Will I Am Not

Jarvis Presley

LewisR

LewisR wrote: »

If I ever get a girl to have unprotected sex with me, I want a kid like her.

:eek:

Eh, I just read that back. I mean I want my child to be like that kid.

Arghus

This kid is going to get bullied mercilessly for years for this and then he'll get a job in RTE.

Autosport

I want a smoke machine

Cantona's Collars

LewisR wrote: »

If I ever get a girl to have unprotected sex with me, I want a kid like her.

That reads so wrong.

AMKC

Elvis for feck sake how lame. You think they would let the man rest. The most overrated dead singer ever.

Galway K9

Where's all the free stuff and the toys

lertsnim

He has Elvis's voice down to a tee. Amazing.

Valentina

He definitely won't be bullied for this

passremarkable

This is a possible regret for this kid in a few years time

anthonyjmaher

When he's forty, this poor kid will have this played back to him at parties.

yop

WTF!

'Elvis Presley Offaly-style' - there's a niche market and no mistake

Jamie OD

Will the reanimated corpse of Elvis walk up behind the kid to surprise him?

Knex*

Elvis may not be dead, but this kids chance of a normal school life most certainly is.

gifted

I want to reach into the TV and give by this kid a wedgie

sentient_6

LewisR wrote: »

If I ever get a girl to have unprotected sex with me, I want a kid like her.

Won't lie, I had to read your post twice.

Why’s this lad dressed like Evel Knivel

sjb25

Oh Jesus

Arghus

Props to Ryan for the Kate Bush joke. Credit where it's due.

Patty O Furniture

Cantona's Collars wrote: »

The kid fat shaming a doll, I'm offended.


Not really, I'm in stitches.:):)

Ken would never say that to Barbie

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

So did I but on the plus side a mate actually got one and it was absolutely a 100% piece of junk, rattled to bits after a few months and all the electronics went bad. Looking at them now you would be called Mr Nerd...

A cousin of mine got one of those, but left out in the rain & sounded like an ambulance coming as the electrics went wonky

matrim

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

So did I but on the plus side a mate actually got one and it was absolutely a 100% piece of junk, rattled to bits after a few months and all the electronics went bad. Looking at them now you would be called Mr Nerd...

That was the coolest thing ever! You could listen to the radio while cycling to school

ThisRegard

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

So did I but on the plus side a mate actually got one and it was absolutely a 100% piece of junk, rattled to bits after a few months and all the electronics went bad. Looking at them now you would be called Mr Nerd...

Yip! We flocked to the one kid in our area with one. None of the crap worked on it. He was left with a ****ty bike with lumps of plastic stuck to it.

Also a weight so negating the cool jump potential.

zl1whqvjs75cdy

Conor McGregor to make a surprise appearance and knock tubs out?

Pinch Flat

What am I watching?

JohnnyChimpo

Jamie OD wrote: »

Will the reanimated corpse of Elvis walk up behind the kid to surprise him?

that would surprise anyone tbf

Pacing Mule

Don't be cool.

retro:electro

Fair fcuks to Ryan I'm knackered just looking at him

anthonyjmaher

They should bring in D'Arcy to see if he could use the microphone stand. I bet he would start speaking in to the bottom of it. "Why's that not working now?"

B.A._Baracus

Don't know why people give turbidy hassle.
He is carrying the show

Galway K9

The guy that didn't smile or clap once, started clapping once 150 voucher was given

Arghus

I think Ryan's got a good bone dry sense of humour and I don't know why he doesn't let in come through in any other edition of The LLS.

BorneTobyWilde

Diverting some M50 traffic through studio .

screamer

Anyone else think tubs is enjoying this a bit too much. If I were a betting person I'd put money on this being his last toy show.

Marty Bird

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

So did I but on the plus side a mate actually got one and it was absolutely a 100% piece of junk, rattled to bits after a few months and all the electronics went bad. Looking at them now you would be called Mr Nerd...

A lad down the road from had one I remember getting on the bike thinking I was street hawk man I miss my youth.