Hurling County Final Winners "Celebrate" in Style

oppenheimer1

A Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

Shocking my hole. Now some gaa clubs are perhaps respectful with intelligent hardworking office job types in the squad. But where I grew up and probaby the case for 90% of the gaa clubs in the country....the town losers were in the gaa. And by losers I mean the most "respected hardy" men in the country.

What makes a respected hardy man....well...."dya naw mean boys like to eamonn boy he's well respected naw mean inter county n fighting boy down junior disco n drives a ford tw20 wrapping n bailing boy n skulking Heineken boy n feeking marie da boy naw mean kid." This is how your typical gaa player in a parish out sticks sounds...

Can you imagine how sad your life is when you're in some dive of a pub in your 30's in the middle of nowhere with a few 60 year beer belly losers leering at cheap strippers. While the most respected man in the village gets blown and the inferior beta males circle round..."hon eamonn boy! Show her what a real d*ck is like, I'll have her mouth after, I don't mind using it after you've cum in it....sure eamonn it's an honour really to have your cum smear my balls. ...I'll be all the more respected man in the village for it."

F*cking couldn't write this stuff. The sadness of it all.

Yet, strangely enough you managed to.

Realt Dearg Sec

A Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

This is how your typical gaa player in a parish out sticks sounds...

I think my eyes actually rolled all the way round and came back up from the bottom reading that pathetic nonsense.

Rubberchikken

I thought strippers were supposed to be at least attractive.
Otherwise no harm in my books. All adults. Just stupid enough to film and post it. They obviously weren't thinking with their brains.

Arghus

Arghus wrote: »

I dunno. I'd say they'll look back and say: we had the craic.

Bet they will.

And they'll say things like "sure 'twas like that time Timmy drank 7 vodkas and red bulls and fell and cut his hand on the glass, or Mike was twisted and shat through yer one's letterbox. And maddest of all, when Jimmy pissed into a pint glass while Tom was in the jax...and he came out...and he drank it".

And all that other behaviour that some will think of as the height of humour and others will find unedifying.

Rumpy Pumpy

A Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

Shocking my hole. Now some gaa clubs are perhaps respectful with intelligent hardworking office job types in the squad. But where I grew up and probaby the case for 90% of the gaa clubs in the country....the town losers were in the gaa. And by losers I mean the most "respected hardy" men in the country.

What makes a respected hardy man....well...."dya naw mean boys like to eamonn boy he's well respected naw mean inter county n fighting boy down junior disco n drives a ford tw20 wrapping n bailing boy n skulking Heineken boy n feeking marie da boy naw mean kid." This is how your typical gaa player in a parish out sticks sounds...

Can you imagine how sad your life is when you're in some dive of a pub in your 30's in the middle of nowhere with a few 60 year beer belly losers leering at cheap strippers. While the most respected man in the village gets blown and the inferior beta males circle round..."hon eamonn boy! Show her what a real d*ck is like, I'll have her mouth after, I don't mind using it after you've cum in it....sure eamonn it's an honour really to have your cum smear my balls. ...I'll be all the more respected man in the village for it."

F*cking couldn't write this stuff. The sadness of it all.

Erik Shin

oppenheimer1 wrote: »

Yet, strangely enough you managed to.

Seems he enjoyed writing about it more than the guy getting his flute blown

Jim Bob Scratcher

robwen wrote: »

The 2 ladies can be found on a popular Irish escort website, in Kilkenny for a weeks work from Italy..

lol

Your wans belly doesn't look as big in her profile photo on that site, must be photo shopped, or should I say slim shopped :pac:

Roger Hassenforder

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

lol

Your wans belly doesn't look as big in her profile photo on that site, must be photo shopped, or should I say slim shopped :pac:

For purely informative reasons, what should I google?

screamer

Forget the state of the strippers look at the state of pasty there..... Jesus there's no amount of money could pay you for that.....

king size mars bar

I really hope they win senior next year, now that's a party I want to be at!

Jim Bob Scratcher

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

For purely informative reasons, what should I google?

Sorry man I can't spill the beans. But I would not recommend googling an Irish escort website and looking at the Kilkenny area for an Italian blonde haired women with big melons

soundman45

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

For purely informative reasons, what should I google?

I was talking to a lad I work with and he has a friend who's cousins brother side her name is fifi and she can be found on escort ireland apparently

Corvo

Only you told me it was Ballyraggett, I would have said it was the Moderators Christmas do from last year.

Roger Hassenforder

soundman45 wrote: »

I was talking to a lad I work with and he has a friend who's cousins brother side her name is fifi and she can be found on escort ireland apparently

The same Fifi the 40EE nonsmoker, offering 'Teabagging' and 'rimming recieving'

Those lads in Ballyragget have a discerning "pallette" for escorts

tupenny

yabadabado wrote: »

If kids are looking up to intermediate hurlers then they have set the standard very low.

Its harmless stuff,whoever the rat is that posted that out on snapchat needs a hiding.

Well a kid playing under 12 for their local club does look up to the "senior" team, whether they're in senior championship or junior B.

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

People who hate the GAA doing the usual mental gymnastics to blame the whole organisation.

Goat the dote

Going by the body on Fifi there is hope for us all, if she can make money with that body anyone can!!!

Jim Bob Scratcher

Goat the dote wrote: »

Going by the body on Fifi there is hope for us all, if she can make money with that body anyone can!!!

She has a great rack to be fair. Just had a gawk at the site and 99% of the women seem to be foreigners

Sweet Science

Gas craic altogether

Even this thread will turn into how terrible the GAA is because i didnt get my game U12 and the managers son did .

McMurphy

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

Sorry man I can't spill the beans. But I would not recommend googling an Irish escort website and looking at the Kilkenny area for an Italian blonde haired women with big melons

Just a guess, but I reckon she's more than likey from the Italian region of Romania or Bulgaria. :cool:

JMNolan

I vaguely remember a few girls behaving like the lads did here and when people pointed out it was a bit much they were accused of slut shaming. Are we slut shaming these lads?

Jim Bob Scratcher

Rick Shaw wrote: »

Just a guess, but I reckon she's more than likey from the Italian region of Romania or Bulgaria. :cool:

Or she's from Roma :pac:

jelutong

When my team won a county title many years ago we attended a function hosted by the local guild of the ICA. Tea,sandwiches etc.
God be with the days. It was before the advent of the Smartphone so I can't upload any of the evenings goings on.

Red_Wake

JMNolan wrote: »

I vaguely remember a few girls behaving like the lads did here and when people pointed out it was a bit much they were accused of slut shaming. Are we slut shaming these lads?

Don't suppose I could get directions to these girls?

Burial.

All a bit of laugh but yeah wrong place to be doing it. Strippers look like they cost a fiver an hour. +1 on caning the rat though. There's loads of screenshots going around of their group chat freaking out over it and trying to cover it up so it hasn't stopped with the snapchat vids leaking it all. Serious lack of respect there.

Austria!

JMNolan wrote: »

I vaguely remember a few girls behaving like the lads did here and when people pointed out it was a bit much they were accused of slut shaming. Are we slut shaming these lads?

I think you'll find most of us have taken the high ground and complained about the physical appearance of the women.

McMurphy

Just Breaking now

thesandeman

From the Irish Times report on the matter (seriously):

irishguitarlad

Thank god I no longer live in rural Ireland *shudders

The Backwards Man

And it's goodnight from him.

Barry Badrinath

Barry Badrinath wrote: »

The 'B' team were on duty that night.

Junior B

Red_Wake

Red_Wake wrote: »

Don't suppose I could get directions to these girls?

Jeez i reckon you'd spot fifi easily enough on google earth.

Hehe to all this. Newstalk News had a piece on it, asking Kilkenny GAA and GAA HQ about what they're going to do. There must have been roars of laughter in both places that they are expected to be responsible for every GAA-associated event in Ireland.

Journalists are such desperate cúnts.

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

Hehe to all this. Newstalk News had a piece on it, asking Kilkenny GAA and GAA HQ about what they're going to do. There must have been roars of laughter in both places that they are expected to be responsible for every GAA-associated event in Ireland.

Journalists are such desperate cúnts.

The only rule the lads broke is the 11th commandment, dont get caught!

irishguitarlad

irishguitarlad wrote: »

Thank god I no longer live in rural Ireland *shudders

Im sure your presence is sadly missed :rolleyes:

thesandeman

Lol.

RobertKK

Ah sure, they had their bit of fun, now they have their knockers.

Cantona's Collars

RobertKK wrote: »

Ah sure, they had their bit of fun, now they have their knockers.

A new meaning for filling the cup.

Red_Wake

Deleted User wrote: »

Hehe to all this. Newstalk News had a piece on it, asking Kilkenny GAA and GAA HQ about what they're going to do. There must have been roars of laughter in both places that they are expected to be responsible for every GAA-associated event in Ireland.

Journalists are such desperate cúnts.

Circle the wagons lads!

Shurimgreat

I expect an article from Joe Brolly next Sunday complaining about it and the loss of values in the GAA and how old gaels would be turning in their graves and its the end of the world and its all Gooch's fault and our GAA sportsmen should live like monks while on a diet of bread and water etc etc.

It sounds like the lads had a bit of craic and good luck to them.

Sport should be about enjoyment after all not the depressing naval gazing that some pundits would prefer.

Red_Wake

Shurimgreat wrote: »

I expect an article from Joe Brolly next Sunday complaining about it and the loss of values in the GAA and how old gaels would be turning in their graves and its the end of the world and its all Gooch's fault and our GAA sportsmen should live like monks while on a diet of bread and water etc etc.

It sounds like the lads had a bit of craic and good luck to them.

Sport should be about enjoyment after all not the depressing naval gazing that some pundits would prefer.

Considering how much he hates the increasing professionalism of GAA teams, I'd be surprised if he condemns it.

Caliden

Whoever uploaded those photos will be the most hated man in the village.

Shurimgreat

Red_Wake wrote: »

Considering how much he hates the increasing professionalism of GAA teams, I'd be surprised if he condemns it.

He seems to want to uphold some kind of mythical values that allegedly reigned in the GAA in the past.
However it ways always the case that some players were almost professional and given certain advantages whether it be a cushy job, a free car, free holiday at a sponsors expense. Players moved counties to where they thought they had a better chance of winning, a nice job was set up for them, no questions asked.
There has always been a grey area between amateur and professional in the GAA including in Brolly's time. He needs to get off his high horse.

Purple Mountain

One of the tabloids has run with this on it's cover today.
It looks really seedy, like some expose from The Sunday World. I wouldn't like to be the guy in the photos suddenly thrust into the spotlight.

Purple Mountain

soundman45 wrote: »

I was talking to a lad I work with and he has a friend who's cousins brother side her name is fifi and she can be found on escort ireland apparently

Or was it your uncle's wife's sister's husband maybe?

Nettle Soup

These guys are getting ruined.
They pictures and videos are really doing the rounds.

SAMTALK

irishguitarlad wrote: »

Thank god I no longer live in rural Ireland *shudders

Yeah cause that kind of thing goes on in every pub in rural Ireland every weekend :rolleyes:

It wasn't the best thing for a team to go and do in fairness but I'm sure it was only a handful of lads that were involved and everyone has been tarred with the same brush now.

I would have more of an issue with the person who put this up on social media for all to see.

Saw some snapchats last night where lads were calling for it to be denied and say that it was a private 21st party but someone then shared this and now this has gotten around as well. With friends like that they really should think about finding new ones

murpho999

I think the girls just wanted to know their cup size.

A Little Pony

Undignified but it's not a surprise as it is the GAA.

Kermit.de.frog

What's the line the church is taking on this?

Should we all be going to strip joints now?

I'd like to get in to the aul strippers but at night I just like a cup of tea.

I may not be able to devote meself full time to the aul strippers.