Louise O'Neill on manned mission to Mars: "Why not go to Venus?" (MOD Warning post 1)

cantdecide

Deleted User wrote: »

There should probably be a few more letters in the new title..and maybe a division sign..and a squiggle or something after it..

:mad: You assume species?

cantdecide

cantdecide wrote: »

:mad: You assume species?

I don't assume anything..ever..

cantdecide

I identify as a disabled tri-sexual Romulan, bigot...

My pronouns are:

MikeyTaylor

She's an LGBTQO++ icon for Iowans.

freshpopcorn

Was Louise involved in the stage attack?

RabbleRouser2k

freshpopcorn wrote: »

Was Louise involved in the stage attack?

Would Louise O'Neill see this as a an element of rape culture, or internalised misogyny?

https://reason.com/blog/2018/05/11/cincinnati-rape-title-ix-doe-roe-sex

Outlaw Pete

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

Just heard the Israeli Eurovision entry on the radio and I think Louise might like it as it appears to be knocking objectification and calls the perps 'stupid boy's over and over in the chorus. Quite catchy actually, and might be worth putting a tenner on as sure who knows, this could be the year the SJW vote makes the difference.

If only I'd taken my own advice :eek: Dammit :mad:

RabbleRouser2k

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

If only I'd taken my own advice :eek: Dammit :mad:

It would have most other people raging tho-and many are hating it because Israel, only last week, was bombing Gaza.

It's literally 'a fat white feminist (who's straight, not gay), wearing make-up to look Asian (cultural appropriation), doing a chicken dance...'

(It's literally the best example to make someone like Louise O'Neill more confused than the time the lawyer had to explain 'evidence'.)

She then had the gall to stand there and praise the Eurovision for it's diversity...:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Never mind Israel won 20 years ago with a trans-woman singer, or a few years back when a bearded drag act named Conchita Wurst won with another song.

But that's the sjw agenda-claim diversity, when really they're behind the times.

hatrickpatrick

The new title should say LGBTQOMGWTFBBQ

Omackeral

We’ve already used the Lidl vs Aldi thread title. Slacking now Mods.

Count Down

I've decided.
The next time I meet Louise I'm going to ask her to marry me (And maybe more) or I'll threaten to ask someone else (My wife).
The conversation will, hopefully go something like this :
"Louise my paramour, you must marry me".
"Why?"
"Because I love you and your wealth, and I'm skint as a cowboy".
"What cowboy?"
"Skint Eastwood".
"I'm not going to marry you or any other man. Get lost".
"Lesbian!"
"If I'm a lesbian, then you're a homo sapiens".
"I'm not. I've had girlfriends, you shouldn't call me that. I have cats - do you like cats?"
"Yes, I do. What's that got to do with marrying me?"
"They could live with us."
"Where?"
"In the house".
"Where would they sleep?"
"In our bed".
"What about the smell"?
"Ah, sure they won't mind."
After she sees the logic of my ways and realises that she, at her age, probably won't get a better offer of marriage ever again, she'll decide to give me a chance and visit me in my special room in the CMH Dundrum.

MikeyTaylor

Where is the sex dungeon? New York? LA? Chicago? Iowa?

cantdecide

It's my turn in the sex dungeon, no???? I thought this was going alphabetically

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It should be in order of importance. That means I'm next.:D

Omackeral

cantdecide wrote: »

It's my turn in the sex dungeon, no???? I thought this was going alphabetically

It’s actually going numerically. That’s a zero at the start of my name. Here’s a snap shot of what we do in the dungeon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tEiguYmgxA

cantdecide

Omackeral wrote: »

It’s actually going numerically. That’s a zero at the start of my name. Here’s a snap shot of what we do in the dungeon

How could you possibly derive any kind of gratification from making men flagellate... wait, I think I worked it out.

Count Down

This new title is somewhat misleading :
Should Louise O'Neill lock Omackeral in her sex dungeon?
The reason being that no mention is made of any potential sexual activities - the implication being that she will just lock him in said sex dungeon and sadistically watch and listen to his moans of frustration as he gradually realises that he won't be availing of the perverted delights of the dungeon. :eek:

Appledreams15

Appledreams15 wrote: »

Why would she go to he Gardai with the dismal rape conviction rates in this country?

Might aswell save herself the walk.

What's twitter going to do for her? Should people be locked in jail when there is not enough evidence to prosecute or convict?

freshpopcorn

cantdecide wrote: »

It's my turn in the sex dungeon, no???? I thought this was going alphabetically

Clonakilty, it was a surprise one days from her parents!

DaithiMa

I wonder will Louise be asked to be godmother to one, or maybe even both, of Michaella McCollum's twins?

RabbleRouser2k

DaithiMa wrote: »

I wonder will Louise be asked to be godmother to one, or maybe even both, of Michaella McCollum's twins?

Jesus-those poor twins. Can we set up an Indie gogo to help those poor kids-not the mam tho, she's scum.

Gravelly

Should Louise O'Neill leave Ireland for a new life in Luxembourg?

Absolutely not - the national motto of Luxembourg is "Mir wëlle bleiwe wat mir sinn" which means "We want to remain what we are" - I'm sure Louise would consider this motto transphobic.

MikeyTaylor

There's a Luxemburg in Iowa, you know.

And Wisconsin. And Minnesota...

Relikk

MikeyTaylor wrote: »

There's a Luxemburg in Iowa, you know.

Yeah, but the real question is... How close is it to Des Moines?

MikeyTaylor

Relikk wrote: »

Yeah, but the real question is... How close is it to Des Moines?

About 35 miles. Nearest biggish city to Luxemburg is Dubuque

Kermit.de.frog

Will Louise go out with me?

Omackeral

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Will Louise go out with me?

Depends if you’re a straight male or not. That’s where she finds it hardest to maintain her feminism.

Relikk

Omackeral wrote: »

Depends if you’re a straight male or not. That’s where she finds it hardest to maintain her feminism.

Should be alright. He's a frog, and he's green. If she kisses him he might transform into a woke bae.

freshpopcorn

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Will Louise go out with me?

If your a straight white male then no!

RabbleRouser2k

Relikk wrote: »

Should be alright. He's a frog, and he's green. If she kisses him he might transform into a woke bae.

How I'd imagine that might actually go....